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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Amos 09 Mar 05 - 08:28 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Mar 05 - 08:28 PM

Well, at least you're not out, man. But odd, well, odd is as odd does...


A
Wizard of Odd


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Mar 05 - 08:52 PM

BTW I am off-line for perhaps four days. See ya when I do.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 09 Mar 05 - 11:05 PM

I was going to shift the subject back over to the more silly/sexy side of things and started a search for a sexy warrior. I came up with this instead. Not to diminish the valor or the man or his culture, I was looking at the expression in his eyes when I decided to keep this photo--he looks like he'd be right at home on the MOAB.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Mar 05 - 11:47 PM

Yep, I'd say its a put-up job, allright.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 08:03 AM

"Say, is that a carrot under your chin, or are you just happy to see me?"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 08:38 AM

Where...how...did you find this picture of my long-lost brother Dismas? Where is he now? Our family has been searching for him for years and years!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 09:02 AM

On the road to Mudlark's!! Fare well!! Goodbye!! Adios!! Love and affection!! Ciaou!! Arrividerci!! Hasta la Vista, Buhayyyybeee!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 09:04 AM

Drive carefully Amos - and be sure and let Mom know when you get there - you know how she worries.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 09:06 AM

His name is Dismas Dyfydd, and he's Welsh, and he's my long-lost brother. We're sure like to find him again.

Have fun, Amos.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 09:13 AM

For one thing, he's got the can opener.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Stilly River Sage
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 10:53 AM

What happened? Did he wander out of the house one day with the can opener in his hand?

Amos, drive safe, and report in when you can! Mom expects it!

SRS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 12:09 PM

so - anyone willing to distract me with stupid conversation? Live still bites.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 12:16 PM

Any real house has many tin openers. Real ones, the little tools on pen-knives, hammer and chisel, Ice-axe, Shotgun, etc. How many depends on what state you want the contents in.....

Bunnhabhian


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 12:22 PM

For another thing he's got the keys to the house.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 12:23 PM

And my sister's bodhran.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 12:23 PM

And the family archery set.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 12:24 PM

And (6767) the toaster oven.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 12:29 PM

d*mn librarian


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 12:33 PM

Did you know there was a super-volcano near Naples? and one in New Zealand?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 12:50 PM

dagnabitt the personal pages are out again - for like the fourth time this morning.

How am I suppossed to do a good job of wasting the tax-payers money (i'm a civil service employee)if the web sites I want keep going down


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 12:55 PM

sorry - that was me - see? I'm so bored I'm reduced to talking to myself.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 12:57 PM

BTW - SRS - some segments of this culture know the Boer War though other then Shirley. But usually still cinema


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 01:04 PM

Dear mother,
You are very entertaining and generous. You are dedicated to the spirit of laugh and even though I'm not into chasing the numbers you graciously presented me with a fine gift. I thank you, I want to spank you and I want to see Dismas Dyfydd blow himself with that orange noodle.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 01:06 PM

are you implying that some of us attempt to post certain significant posts based on the number of the post?


What a silly idea!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 01:07 PM

Shirley? Boer war? Wasn't she in something about the Zulu war. 30 odd years earlier. Or am I just totally confused?

BTW, What odds on Rapier getting 6776?

Men of Harlech, stop your dreaming,
Can't you see their spear points gleaming,
See their warriors pendants streaming,
To this battlefield.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 01:07 PM

WOBH!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 01:10 PM

I'd say they have become non-existant.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 01:14 PM

Does anyone know - Are there any documented cases of people dying from "cat glare"?

they can certainly deal out the lethal looking stares.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 01:59 PM

Yes, there are.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 04:49 PM

Hello!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 05:01 PM

He lives! Thank God that the cat glare didn't kill him! Shiny cats are the 34,569th cause of death in the US!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 06:56 PM

By the way, like the Universe itself, BS is not only expanding, but doing so at an ever-accelerating rate. It took almost three full months, from May 5th to August 3rd, for the first thousand MOAB posts to accumulate. But if one counts back a thousand posts from today, one finds that BS is now being posted to this thread at a rate of a thousand posts every forty-seven days! That's almost twice as fast as the rate for the first thousand posts!

At the current rate of acceleration, we should be posting a thousand posts of pure BS per day by 2016.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Bunnhabhain
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 08:12 PM

Following from this linkage of MOAB to the entire universe, we can say with some confidence that the universe is closed.

MOAB comes back to the same points, often after only a short period of time. Now this implies that MOAB is closed. We can now expand this result to the cosmological scale, and prove without doubt the Universe is closed.

This result is of vast importance to all sorts of astronomers, and Shatner. I'm willing to share my Nobel prize with Bee-Dubya-ell, and list in references all prominent in the creation of MOAB ( Miniture Observable Astronomical Benchmark )

And any smart arses pointing out (1) MOAB is not closed, as closed things have big red labels on, or (2) We wander round in circles, not inhabit a closed phase space, will be silenced with a potent rutabaga based neurotoxin.

Bunnahabhain


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 10:47 PM

Whatever.

It's a mobius MOABius strip, always running parallel to itself, never ending.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 11:03 PM

Yeah, it's a MOABus trip, man.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 11:11 PM

Numbers
Mary Cornish

I like the generosity of numbers.
The way, for example,
they are willing to count
anything or anyone:
two pickles, one door to the room,
eight dancers dressed as swans.

I like the domesticity of addition--
add two cups of milk and stir--
the sense of plenty: six plums
on the ground, three more
falling from the tree.

And multiplication's school
of fish times fish,
whose silver bodies breed
beneath the shadow
of a boat.

Even subtraction is never loss,
just addition somewhere else:
five sparrows take away two,
the two in someone else's
garden now.

There's an amplitude to long division,
as it opens Chinese take-out
box by paper box,
inside every folded cookie
a new fortune.

And I never fail to be surprised
by the gift of an odd remainder,
footloose at the end:
forty-seven divided by eleven equals four,
with three remaining.

Three boys beyond their mothers' call,
two Italians off to the sea,
one sock that isn't anywhere you look.

from Poetry magazine
June 2000


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 11:13 PM

The Garden

One, two, three,
The garden is growing.
Four, five, six,
Now it needs hoeing.
Seven, eight, nine,
Down go the weeds.
Ten, eleven, twelve,
Water it needs.
Thirteen, fourteen,
Here comes a shower.
Fifteen, sixteen,
A carrot and a flower!

from here.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 11:19 PM

The Skip Count Song

(to the tune of "Skip to my Lou")

Skip count, skip count, count by 2's
Skip count, skip count, count by 2's
Skip count, skip count, count by 2's
We can count to 20.
"2, 4, 6, 8, 10,12,14,16, 18, 20!"

Skip count, skip count, count by 5's
Skip count, skip count, count by 5's
Skip count, skip count, count by 5's
We can count to 50.
"5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, 40, 45, 50!"

Skip count, skip count, count by 10's
Skip count, skip count, count by 10's
Skip count, skip count, count by 10's
We can count to 100.
"10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, 90, 100!"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 11:20 PM

6789


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 11 Mar 05 - 06:42 AM

Congratulations, Maggie. "6789" is, of course, the last number of its type we will see here until "12345".

Now, some would say that "7890" is next, but I say it doesn't qualify. I don't count "7, 8, 9, Zero". I count "7, 8, 9, Ten". If "7890" counts, then "8901" must count too and it obviously doesn't. It's on a par with playing Gin Rummy with "going around the corner" rules (playing J,K,Q,A,2). It's kid stuff. Grownups don't play that way.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 11 Mar 05 - 08:34 AM

M-MOOOMMMMM!



Bee-Dubya says we aren't playing right!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 11 Mar 05 - 10:47 AM

Thanks to the little site that came up in a Google search on "numbers poem" for something to fill in the posts. It would have been easier to let the thread alone and someone else nab the number (Rapaire seems to have been napping again--had he be around I'd have retired). But darn, these poachers who pop in just to snag a number chap my hide when they add nothing of substance to this BS thread (may I say that without being accused of committing an oxymoron?)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 11 Mar 05 - 10:53 AM

life is so confusing - for example"

Why do gentlefolk get schooled in arms. Common people is schooled in their heads - though it has been known to administer lessons via rump!

Do gentlefolk have brains in their arms? I'm sure you *do* know people whose brain is in sdomer portion of their anatomy other then their head -

many teenage boys for eample think with their....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Layah
Date: 11 Mar 05 - 11:14 AM

I finally made it back! I came and the front door was locked and I went to the back door and it was locked too! Moooo-oooom, who locked the back door? I was out and busy all day, and now so much has happened while I was gone. Did anyone make cookies? I need a cookie.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 11 Mar 05 - 11:27 AM

I think the cat knocked a broom over and blocked the back door so it couldn't be open. I climbed in through a window.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Layah
Date: 11 Mar 05 - 11:33 AM

You need to teach me the trick of getting windows open. Didn't know you could do that from the outside.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 11 Mar 05 - 11:41 AM

fast fingers and persistance.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 11 Mar 05 - 11:42 AM

6800!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 11 Mar 05 - 11:47 AM

dammit ted! here I am wracking my brains (and that isn't easy - do you know how hard it is to wrack brains properly when you have onlyu one functional brain cell?) to come up with appropriate BS and you post blanks!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 11 Mar 05 - 11:47 AM

November 19, 1999 (11/19/1999) was the last date with all odd numbers until November 11, 3111 (11/11/3111). That's using the convention of writing, say, March as "03" instead of just "3". Ignoring that convention, January 1, 3111 (1/1/3111) will be next.

February 2, 2000 (02/02/2000) was the first date with all even numbers since August 28, 888 (08/28/0888). The last date with all even numbers before the year 3000 will, of course, be August 28, 2888 (08/28/2888).

This all assumes that no major shifts in lunar or planetary orbits entail major revisions of the calendar. But that's probably a moot point since any such shifts will probably also mean the end of human life upon Earth anyway. And if there are any human survivors living anywhere else by then they'll probably be using a calandar that's more in tune with the 477-day year of whatever their home planet is.


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