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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Jul 03 - 08:39 PM

"...His mother found his body later, and it was still warm."

The real ending to "Where the Wild Things Are."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Jul 03 - 10:32 AM

Rumpus: Lat.,v., to rump.

Declined:

Rumpus
Rumpi
Rumpo
Rumpum
Rumpo

Rumpi
Rumporum
Rumpis
Rumpos
Rumpis


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Jul 03 - 12:08 PM

Shee, shy, sheiss, shorum, sharum, shorum, shees, shaas, shy, sho, sha, sho. Shic, sheic, shoc, shuius, shuius, shuius, shos, shaas, shy.

Sho what? (I took Latin too)

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Jul 03 - 12:38 PM

All I can find about the word "rumpus" is that the origin is unknown and that the first use was about 1764. I doubt that it's Latin, though...and it's certainly not a verb.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 04 Jul 03 - 01:36 PM

Sorry, Rapaire, but you're wrong about the real ending to "Where the Wild Things Are."

One little known point about "Where the Wild Things Are" is that Max's last name is Samsa. That's right, as in "Gregor Samsa" of Kafka's "Metamorphosis" fame. It seems that the propensity toward waking one fine morning to find that one has been transformed into a distinctly non-human creature of some sort is a family trait in the Samsa clan. The very next morning after the events of "Where the Wild Things Are" Max awoke to find himself transformed into a giant chicken. This was way to much for the wild things. Max-as-human was able to escape them, but Max-as-white-leghorn was, sadly, not. Ain't nothin' wild things likes more than fried chicken. They jus' gotta have it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Jul 03 - 05:43 PM

Is it possible, then, that the metamorphed Gregor Samsa was actually eaten by one of his own relatives, the one who passed alone the chicken gene to Max?

I'm just a shy, retiring kid from the Great Midwest and have so much to learn and so many questions.....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Jul 03 - 12:54 AM

"Rumpus" is a noun. It means a disturbance, a kerfuffle, some excitement, a noisy altercation, that sort of thing. I found out by watching the movie "Miller's Crossing" that there was a time when mobsters were fond of saying "What's the rumpus?" I believe that time was in the 30's...the glorious era of prohibition and the Thompson submachine gun. It may have been in the 20's too.

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jul 03 - 10:38 AM

LH, there is also "rumpus room," where the word is used as an adjective -- and for the life of me I can't think to the correct term for this usage. It's not a gerund or an adverbial. Ah well, I don't use no grammar anyhow these days because nobody else does either.

Mentally playing with words, I've come up with "grampus bumpass rumpus" and I'm not going to think about that any more because the mental picture is too disturbing.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Jul 03 - 12:22 PM

You can't call a noun an adjective just because you are using it to qualify another noun. Is dog an adjective when you say "dog collar"? What's the rumpus?

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jul 03 - 02:00 PM

Why not? People are verbing nouns all the time, summiting their endeavors and paradigming themselves into all sorts of shapes.

It's one of the curses and joys of English that different parts of speech can modify one another: running faucet, f***ing football, dying cowboy are all examples of verbs modifying nouns. Even nouns modify nouns, and with interesting results: a house cat is not the same as a cat house, for instance. And you can get stuff like "the house cat was out cattin' around the cat house" and it makes sense.

Besides, I agree with The Caterpillar that Alice met.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 05 Jul 03 - 03:24 PM

WOE,WOE UNTO US ALL......MOAB is lost to quarreling English majors....Where iz ar King, Master of all things ridicamuss, Royal Rumpusser and Lord of All Household Cleansing Powders and Chlorine Toilet and Urinal Cakes.
Gone are the days of complete chaos and gibberish in MOAB. I weep bitter tears into my tattered sleeve, my dog howls at the quarter sticks of TNT that the immigrants next door are igniting, and a mosquito has found it's way to my armpit. Where is our King? Where is the DEET and how will I ever know how much to apply?

Pore Rattled,
Tweed


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Bubba Bubba
Date: 05 Jul 03 - 08:45 PM

Oh, Tweed honey, don't use no DEET! It makes me itch. Of course, you do too, but in a different way.

Debbie Earl says to say hi, too.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 05 Jul 03 - 09:19 PM

...quarreling English majors...????

What else has the Mudcat ever been about? Face it, probably half of us were English majors. How come else you think we write so good? Onliest thing more useless than a English major is a English major that went and turned into a folk musician.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Jul 03 - 12:46 AM

Right. So what's the rumpus?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Jul 03 - 01:22 AM

A gerund is a noun formed from a verb. To make a gerund, you add "-ing" to the verb, just as with a present participle. The fundamental difference is that a gerund is a noun, while a participle is an adjective:

gerund

I enjoy running. ("Running" is a noun acting as the direct object of the verb "enjoy.")

participle

Stay away from running water. ("Running" is an adjective modifying the noun "water".)

Rumpus room is a construction in which a noun (rumpus) is serving as an adjective to modify the noun "room" exactly as in -- for example -- "coal mine" and "dog house". In the expression "dog collar" is an adjective.

All clear?

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: C-flat
Date: 06 Jul 03 - 05:53 AM

gerunding?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 06 Jul 03 - 06:36 AM

I'm so glad I didn't add post number 666 to this thread.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jul 03 - 01:00 PM

Speaking of 666, did you know that US Highway 666, which used to run right through the heart of Navaho country, has been renumbered as US Highway 491? Apparently because of public pressure.... Talk about stupidly silly!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 07 Jul 03 - 07:02 PM

Well, it finally happened. The MOAB was not refreshed before it fell off the page! 'Taint my fault. I was out tryin' to make a livin' and haven't even had the 'puter on since Saturday night.

Now, the question becomes, "Is it really a priority anyway? Wouldn't it be more in keeping with the essential MOABness of the thing to just know that it's available for when a weird-ass goofy thought says, 'I belong on the MOAB' instead of feeling compelled to post to it daily?"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jul 03 - 08:21 PM

Well, yes and no.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: CarolC
Date: 07 Jul 03 - 08:31 PM

-OR-

You could go check out this thread I started today...

On the road with JtS & CarolC


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Jul 03 - 08:07 AM

I think that perhaps I can give you a definite answer on that, if you will allow me time to think about it. But then again, I don't know -- it's not the sort of thing you want to rush right into, you know. On the other hand, we shouldn't shilly-shally in a matter of such importance. Nonetheless, it does require study and consideration. I'll check with my supervisors when they return; maybe they'll set up a committee to discuss it and prepare an action paper. In the meantime, for God's sakes don't DO anything!

There, that's decided.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 08 Jul 03 - 10:16 PM

I like the sound of participle,
it kind of rhymes with kiss my nipple,
while drinking Boon's Farm apple ripple,
or tequila and plum done in triple.

It's got the word party in it,
which makes me think it all will fit.
Maybe I'll name my thingy- Participle.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Thespian
Date: 10 Jul 03 - 10:45 PM

Tonight I have watch a marvelous thing on A&E TV. It is an old "Columbo" rerun, starring the wonderful William Shatner. His acting is his usual superb job. And one of the most brilliant things on the program, other than Columbo's keen intellect, is Shatner's moustache.

It has a life of its own. In one scene it is dark and thick; the next scene it is thin and light.
At times it is perfectly straight across his lip, while at other times, it is slightly curved.
In many scenes, it is low on his lip,but watch a bit longer...it gets higher...and later, even higher!

What a great actor to think of including his moustache in the performing of each scene!

No wonder Shatner is lauded so highly throughout the world (and beyond?), he is THE Actor of all time, truly a MAN among men!

In the distant future, one name will shine among the great actors of the world...WILLIAM SHATNER!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jul 03 - 08:57 AM

Welcome Back, Mom!

There's a chap on the police department here named Kirk Scott. And yes, he's a captain. Knowing cops, he has my sympathy.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Kim C
Date: 11 Jul 03 - 09:24 AM

Hasn't anyone mentioned rumpy pumpy?

I was an English major. I actually stuck around long enough to get the degree, and now thinking I might go back for the Masters, if I can find enough change in the sofa cushions...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jul 03 - 09:39 AM

NO, Kim! Don't do it! Save yourself! It's still not too late to get an MBA!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Jul 03 - 10:35 AM

Oh Kim, go for technological stuff!!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Kim C
Date: 11 Jul 03 - 10:36 AM

Me and technological stuff, is like a frog on a bike. Besides, even technological people need writers for their manuals. :-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 11 Jul 03 - 10:53 AM

LH have you fallen so low as to be posting Shatner-praise under psuedonymns now?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jul 03 - 11:59 AM

An Open Letter -- well, note, to Kim:

Technological stuff isn't hard. There's nearly no math at all involved now, unless you REALLY want to get involved (or are forced to) and feel a compulsion to translate decimal to binary or octel or hexadecimal, and Kim, they have wonderful treatment programs for those people nowadays. Of course, the electroconvulsive therapy DOES leave gaps in their...whatchamacallit...you know...their...ah, shoot.

And remember that Enlish majors can do anything: flip burgers, make french fries, dig sewer lines, anything.

I was 55 when I wrote my first web page. I was 45 when I learned to fool around in the AIX and Solaris flavors of Unix.

Come on, Kim. It's not a problem or anything to be afraid of. Join us. Don't be afraid.

Sincerely yours,
Rapaire
BA (English), most of an MA (English), and some other such stuff.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Jul 03 - 01:34 PM

Hi, Mario! No, I have not fallen quite that low. It wasn't me. I do have to say, though, that Thespian is right on the mark in his/her inspired comments regarding William Shatner, the greatest ACTOR of our (or any) age, and I couldn't have said it better myself. I'll have to see if we can secure a copy of that Columbo episode for the film library at the WSSBA in beautiful lakeland Orillia.

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jul 03 - 07:50 PM

William Shakespeare
William Shatner

but he also spelled it

William Shakspear
William Shatner

and

William Shaxper
William Shatner

and x is the 23rd letter of the alphabet, and t is the 20th, 23-20=3;
p is the 16th letter and n is the 14th, 16-14=2.

As we all know, Bill's birthday is: March 22!!! 3/22!!

The Man has recently written "Of all the roles I've played in my career, some of my most favorite were written by that most famous of scribes, Shakespeare." Yes!! Check out his website yourself and see!

Thus it is proved:

William Shatner IS William Shakespeare. Numerologically, letterologically, the proof is irrefutable. The Great Mystery is solved: not Francis Bacon, not Christopher Marlow, not Ben Jonson, not Elizabeth I, not Charlie's Aunt, but William Shatner wrote the greatest plays in English.

And LH, in August he's going to be in Binghamton, NY -- close enough that YOU can visit him. How I envy you!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Thespian
Date: 11 Jul 03 - 09:01 PM

I applaud Little Hawk for his voicing of a hidden truth. This same truth I have sat on for years, for fear of being ridiculed. Hurrah, now it has been spoken in an open forum! William Shatner is William Shakespear!

Yes! Yes! It is True!

Now that it has been told, can you not see it? Think of the various roles that the Great Shatner has played...from the Twilight Zone to the Price Line.com ads...can you not see the similarities in his unique speech and the writings of Shakespear.

Have you not noticed the drama in his voice even as he speaks of the most mundane thing? Shakespear was a fine dramatist, and comedian...so also is Shatner! Remember Shatner's stirring rendition of Elton John's "Rocket Man"? Such wonderful drama blending perfectly with fine-line comedy!

I believe there is some undefinable something that causes True Greats to live forever, and Shakespear, being a True Great, is living on this earth now, in the form of the one we know as William Shatner!

Truly, we are exceedingly blessed to be living in a world where William Shatner abides!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Thespian
Date: 11 Jul 03 - 09:03 PM

I am so sorry...I attributed the "Truth-telling" to Little Hawk, but it belongs to Rapaire!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jul 03 - 09:40 PM

Still more proof, as if it were needed:

             B enedict
             I ago
          Ham L et
             L orenzo

Taming of the S hrew
             H amlet
             A ll's Well That End's Well
Richard the T hird
       Twelth N ight
         Macb E th
    King Lea R

Acrosticological, letterological, and numerological proofs. I'm working on astrological, because it's written in the stars I'm sure.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Kim C
Date: 12 Jul 03 - 12:02 AM

If I remember right, techies can flip burgers too, just as well as anyone else can.

I know you're being amusing... but the fact is, I'm proud of my degree. I had to work hard to get it. (If it hadn't been for the math, I would have had a much more respectable GPA. I did well in all my literature classes.) If you don't think reading and writing are worthwhile endeavors, then all I can do is offer my pity.

And I've never flipped burgers. Ice cream, actually, was my fast food of choice, and I was damn good at slinging it. But that's what I did while I was still in school.

Now I edit the company newsletter, and write songs, and stories. One of my good friends, who is a novelist, and a teacher (who has a Masters in English) has re-introduced me to the joys of poetry, which I had long forgotten.

So tell me again what's wrong with that?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 12 Jul 03 - 03:30 AM

You tell 'em, Kim! And I'm by God proud of my BA in English too! But I'd rather shoot by foot off than even think about pursuing an MA in English! What I would like to do is get a second BA in art and then an MFA. I'm already making a meager yet satisfying living as a visual artist. It would be nice to have some credentials to go along with all the money I'm not making. Only problem (other than lack of funds) is that age has curtailed my willingness to jump through hoops and do stupid meaningless shit just for the sake of a letter on a piece of paper. (At this point, I'm only willing to do stupid meaningless shit for money.) I'm afraid that the probability of student/professor conversations featuring prominent use of the term "Kiss my ass!" would be pretty high.

Bruce


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jul 03 - 10:01 AM

Kim, I'd never, ever, try to stop anyone from getting more schoolin'. My BA in English Lit (and often I was lit, too) was a remarkable achievement, given that it was interupted by my rich Uncle Sammy, a lot of poor grades, and a kid who didn't have a clue about where he was going.

No, I wasn't drafted, I was National Guard and my unit was activated and sent to Vietnam; I ended up in Korea. When you're told that you're going away to war for up to two years BEFORE the end of the semester, 18th Century Literature suddenly isn't quite so important anymore.

Fortunately, when I got back I was physically older, and psychologically MUCH older, and I wanted to get undergrad work over and get on with my life. All I did then was take up with the woman I eventually married and, because I was dating a faculty member and some of my previous friends had returned to teach, I went to faculty parties and such.

I found my niche in libraries, following an aborted grad school stint, a futile attempt to get into another grad school, and finally graduating from what was then one of the best library sci. grad schools in the US. Then, with my wife in working on her doctorate (in law), I started another master's program, in English (writing focus). That school dropped the program before I finished, so I quit.

The last class I took ended on July 3. Prior to that I'd taken two classes last fall, when I was still back in KY.

If you want to go to grad school, do it. Now or later, but if you want to, do it. You're not to old until the sod hits your casket, and maybe not then.

By the way, you might check out a book called "Graining the Mare." It's a collection of Western poetry by women -- I've been "into" so-called "Cowboy" poetry since about 1992 and find it far more vital and involved than much of the current "academic" poetry.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jul 03 - 10:09 AM

Oh, yeah -- my wife got a doctorate in law (JD) because she didn't want to put up with the academic stuff of writing a dissertation, etc.

Like bee-dubya-ell, I haven't pursued a phud because, as he said, there would be a lot of suggestions for kissing, and I just might make even more explicit suggestions. I was afraid of it when I returned to college, but all except one of those I dealt with had dealt with vets returning from the Korean War and were cool about it. The exception was and still is a fool, and he wasn't a prof anyway. Sometimes it seems to me that the farther a discipline is removed from "the real world" the pettier and more involved in academic politics it gets. I've seen it; my wife worked in colleges and universities for YEARS.

If you want it, go get it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Kim C
Date: 12 Jul 03 - 10:50 AM

I will check out that poetry book. I love cowboy poetry too.

Nowadays, you don't necessarily have to write a thesis. The program I'm interested offers a non-thesis option where you maintain a portfolio of your work, and take a big ol' honkin' exam instead.

Now I just have to find some money...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Jul 03 - 11:05 AM

Way to go, Kim. Suggestion withdrawn -- follow thine heart.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jul 03 - 11:38 AM

Well then, go it, girl!

There is, or was, some money available for "older students" in the way of scholarships, grants, etc. Odd how academic institutions find that older students make damned good students....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Jul 03 - 12:16 PM

By God, Rapaire & Thespian, you are both worthy of immediate appointment to the governing board at the WSSBA (William Shatner School of BAAAAAD Acting) in beautiful lakeland Orillia, Ontario (also the home of Gordon Lightfoot). You have both achieved Shatnerization without a doubt, and driven this thread to loftier heights of BS ("Bill Shatner") than ever before. I am awestruck and humbled by your contributions!

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Thespian
Date: 12 Jul 03 - 06:16 PM

My dog, a Rat Terrorist, is an unusual animal. When I take him out at night during a full moon, he actually looks at the moon and howls. He doesn't howl unless the moon is full.

But that is not the most unusual thing about him. He has a kind of extra-sensory perceptive power.

When I watch TV, he ignores the set until...now I know this is difficult to believe...something, an ad or program, with William Shatner in it is about to come on.

This power has a 100% no-fail statistic. Whenever my dog runs to the TV and stares at it, I tell my significant other that Shatner is about to appear. And he does!!

My dog, "Tiberius", (named after Starship Capt. James Tiberius Kirk, incidentally!) will then sit and stare at the TV until Shatner is no longer on screen!

I sought the counsel of a pet psychic concerning this, and she told me that the dog indeed has psychic abilities! When I asked her why does this ability seem to arise only when Shatner is on TV, she said, "Well, hell...Shatner is the only thing on TV worth watching!"

Some things are so simple, they are easy to overlook!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Jul 03 - 06:55 PM

Exactly. It's the sheer simplicity of it that is so awesome, and which completely eludes the poor wretches among us who do not recognize Shatner for what he is...the very apotheosis and ne plus ultra of talent, wit, sex appeal, and dramatic panache.

The power of the Man can be appreciated by the fact that no one dares any longer to put his name in a thread title on Mudcat, for fear of throwing the entire forum into confusion. Thus he must enter quietly, through the side door as it were, in order to avoid causing a stampede.

That's power, baby!

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jul 03 - 07:32 PM

Board appointment, hmmm? Well, unworthy as I am, I suppose that someone has to do it. And while I'm equally certain that Board members serve without pay...the WSSBA certainly must pick up the costs associated with school business...like travel to and from Board meetings...and meals....and lodging...and...well, if such an appointment were thrust upon me, so to speak, why, yes, I'd serve....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 12 Jul 03 - 09:18 PM

DIRECTIONS FOR DELICIOUS HUSHPUPPIES

Mix hushpuppy mix with water to make medium thick batter (batter should be only thick enough so that it will hold together when dropped into hot grease; if batter is too thick, hushpuppies will tend to be too dry). Drop by the teaspoonful into hot grease (350°). Occasionally dip empty teaspoon into water before dipping hushpuppy batter so that batter will easily fall off of spoon. After frying, drain hushpuppies on absorbent paper.

(Courtesy of: Pollard Milling Company, 3431 N. State Hwy. 123, Hartford, Alabama 36344 - makers of Pollard's Riverbank Buttermilk Hushpuppy Mix [just add water])


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,uncookiefiedTweed
Date: 12 Jul 03 - 10:25 PM

BLUES POETRY 101



Honey Bee
Recorded 1954 by Muddy Waters


Sail on, sail on my little honey bee, sail on
Sail on, sail on my little honey bee, sail on
You gonna keep on sailing till you lose your happy home

Sail on, sail on my little honey bee, sail on
Sail on, sail on my little honey bee, sail on
I don't mind you sailing, but please don't sail so long

All right little honey bee...

I hear a lotta buzzing, sound like my little honey bee
I hear a lotta buzzing, sound like my little honey bee
She been all around the world making honey
But now she is coming back home to me


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 12 Jul 03 - 10:34 PM

This is the 700th post to this thing.


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