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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Jun 06 - 02:00 PM

I think cumulative clowns is the key to the success of the current Administration in this country.

Helluva reign.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 19 Jun 06 - 02:26 PM

P.S. to nothing in particular:

Did I mention that Moonglow was accepted into the Honors College at her university in the fall? :)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 19 Jun 06 - 02:28 PM

congrats! That *almost* tops puppies. (but puppies won't be puppies in a couple months and I betcha Moonglow will still be in college)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 19 Jun 06 - 06:04 PM

She's not there yet--she starts in the fall*.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 19 Jun 06 - 06:04 PM

*which here looks suspiciously like high summer, because it is Aug. 28.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Jun 06 - 06:46 PM

CONGRATULATIONS< MOONGLOW!!!!



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Jun 06 - 10:12 PM

That means she has to buy beer for everyone who's ever posted to MOAB, doesn't it?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 19 Jun 06 - 10:20 PM

She'd get busted for doing it, even in Idaho. She's only 17.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Jun 06 - 10:23 PM

She can give the money to her mom.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Jun 06 - 10:31 PM

Hey, she want to meet my nephew? He's gonna be twenty and is going to be junior at the Illinois Institute of Technology. Sure, he's a geek of the first water, but other than that he's a nice sort of kid, if you like someone like him. I mean, he's not bad looking if you don't mind warts and pimples and a beard that comes out looking like a lawn over which sheep have wandered and he's going to get his teeth fixed, which is supposed to take care of certain odors of decay. And he's not completely bald yet, either. His various itches respond well to the new medications when he remember to take them and his table manners are pretty good now, when he remember them. He doesn't drink much and he uses a spit cup now when he chews.

I can get her up if she's interested. He doesn't have a regular girl, for some reason.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Jun 06 - 11:08 PM

What do you five or six people who are always on this thread do when you're NOT posting here?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Jun 06 - 11:28 PM

Well, let's see: today I went to work, arranged for the board meeting tomorrow, arranged to take the Book Wagon to one of the Rotary Clubs tomorrow, prepared a few words for the Rotary meeting, facilitated the payment for some autographed books on Bigfoot, had my eyes examined, and went home to sleep off the dilation. Then I made dinner, talked (for the third time) with my wife, who's in DC because her father's been in intensive care for 15 days now (tomorrow he'll probably be moved to a mid-care room), and arranged for Pat and I to have a getaway June 30 to July 4 at Dinosaur National Monument. (I wanted the Little Big Horn, but a big Harley ride is coming through and there are no rooms in the whole danged region, so I'll have to go there later this year.)

Yesterday I desodded a circle in the back yard, spaded it up, put in new topsoil, put down landscape fabric, and planted Delphinium "Aurora Blue", Lupine, Blanket Flower "Fanfare", Shasta Daisy "Snowcap", Coneflower "Yellow Prairie," Sunset Hyssop, Western Columbine, Penstemon "Red Rocks," Jacob's Ladder "Blue Pearl," Coral Bells "Ruby Bells," and Forget-me-nots "Victoria Blue." (These are almost all "water wise" or xeriscape plants.) Out front I put in Red Salvia and multi-colored allysium; I'll put some more allysium out back.

Tomorrow I'll address the Rotary and have a Board meeting -- it will probably be a 10 or 12 hour day. Wednesday I have to go to Blackfoot (20 miles north) to install a software client at our branch there; I think there might be another Rotary meeting, too. Thursday I an all-day budget hearing, and Friday is, for the moment, sort of open. This weekend I'll work around the house cleaning it up and picking it up, work on packing and storing the camping gear -- if I'm very lucky I'll get to go do something like drive out to see the wildflowers in the hills.

Does that answer your question?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Jun 06 - 11:45 PM

Chongo says he doesn't believe half that stuff. He says you probably sit around sucking your thumb about half the time. I think that's uncharitable of him, but he seems to have developed a bit of a grudge against you lately.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Jun 06 - 11:51 PM

Chongo, the Wimp Chimp Chump.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Jun 06 - 12:01 AM

He sent you a message or two. Did you get them?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Jun 06 - 12:03 AM

And you, little Hawk, who posts more to the Mudcat than the rest of us combined -- what do YOU do when you are not reading or writing to threads on the Cat?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Jun 06 - 12:03 AM

Your knowledge of flowers, by the way, is impressive!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Jun 06 - 12:03 AM

Nope. Not at home and not at work. Why? He want to borrow a heater or somethin'?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Jun 06 - 12:05 AM

What do I do? Ahh. Well, I'm undergoing an apprenticeship to qualify for a lifetime membership in Lane, Fielding, Patterson, and Swan...and I think you know what those guys are famous for doing...

SFA!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Jun 06 - 12:06 AM

What? You didn't get them? Damn. I'll let Chongo know. Something must be wrong with the email address.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Jun 06 - 12:12 AM

I try to downplay my botanical and floracultural skills. But just this once...well, here's a picture of my backyard. It was taken during a recent home and garden tour supporting the local home for mendicant brewers.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Jun 06 - 12:17 AM

Nice little place. Penelope Rutledge would feel right at home there if she were to visit, not to mention Veronica.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Jun 06 - 12:18 AM

Chongo has resent the messages. Let's see if you get them now.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Jun 06 - 12:20 AM

I have received them. They were routed to the junk box by the spam filter. That's been happening lately; two of my wife's emails ended up there, too.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Jun 06 - 12:22 AM

Oh, that explains it. Yeah, I have stuff I WANT to read that gets dumped that way too. Meanwhile I continue to get the stuff I don't want to read, such as drug ads, penis enhancements, and other useless stuff....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 20 Jun 06 - 07:07 AM

I have several lots of woodwork to rub down and repaint, two sets of employers to chase, I need to go and buy some food, I have to try and sort out the Scottish entertainment for an Americans wedding over here, a rehersal for our summer festival this evening, a kitchen that needs a proper clean, and some music to find from upstairs here.

And an open university couse.....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 20 Jun 06 - 08:16 AM

Rapaire - nice gartdens but the grass looks like it's dead. And the facade could use a little whitewash -0 but we know you're busy. Maybe you could get the legion in to help.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Jun 06 - 09:01 AM

It's a lousy picture. The photographer used the wrong film; I specified Ektachrome because the blue-green bias is best in my opinion for outdoor work, but he insisted on...anyway, he shan't be needing any film in the future.

By the way, I use pure organic composting for fertilizer.

Speaking of the Legion, have I ever mentioned that after WW1 one of the old codgers who'd fought in France "liberated" a working guillotine from the prison at Pissoir-Sur-Merde? It's kept in the Legion Hovel, of course, and is usually used to cut the ends off of cigars.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Jun 06 - 09:05 AM

I am surprised the warden lets you have a garden, and obviously a very nice one. Well, it is possible you are low-risk -- tractable and takes his pills without fuss...


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Jun 06 - 09:11 AM

Apart from the county jail, the only lockup in Pocatello is this one, and I'm not allowed in.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 20 Jun 06 - 09:17 AM

One of the many advantages of Photoshop. Tweaking white balance is one of the simpler ways to make things look better. Of course, with digitial, you can have set the colour bias for the conditions anyway. It's the fate of photographers though. You're never quite happy with your own work.

BTW, did you know that if you change the N dimension setting on your guillotine, you can use it to chop the middle off the cigars instaed. Unfortunatly, the symbols needed to explain the mathematics behind this are not html freindly*, so I will leave it as a mystery as to how it works....

* and only visible by moonlight, when painted on sacrificial virgins


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Jun 06 - 09:28 AM

I suppose I should have mentioned that the guillotine has a normal-sized lunette and that's a lot bigger than your normal-sized cigar. Long ago the Legion began rolling their own cigars, which are the thickness of the average French neck and made from the finest Orofino wrappers and Potosi Gulch leaf. The only person who ever smoked one alone was Stretch-Mouth Missoula, who was named after the town in Montana where her mother gave birth to her during the family's sudden departure after the unexpected death of Henry Plummer. Anyway, the Legion cigars are usually smoked by eight or ten people all at once; it's one of the most disgusting sights you can imagine.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Jun 06 - 12:36 PM

Worth preserving.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Jun 06 - 01:02 PM

I begin to understand why your karma brought you to Pocatello, Rapaire. Not what one would call a late-model karma.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Jun 06 - 04:15 PM

No, it's a kharma mia.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 20 Jun 06 - 04:17 PM

I loved Kharma Mia - especially when she wore the hats full of fruit and danced.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Jun 06 - 07:15 PM

I thought that was a racy volkswagen. Perhaps green.

Or some baritone aria, perhaps verde.

Or a metaphysical theory, perhaps vrai.

Or some thin screen between Self and Eternity, peered through darkly, perhaps verre.

Aye, verrily.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Jun 06 - 09:51 PM

Or some baritone aria, perhaps verde.

A green baritone aria? Do you mean that it is ecologically friendly? Or that it's Irish -- perhaps something from "O'Ida" or "Johnson's Motor Car Men" or "The Barber of Coot Hill"? If the sheet music for the aria was printed on green paper it could be hard to read, much less sing, but it could be done. Or do you mean that the music that it sung is itself green -- and if so, how do you tell what color it is?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Jun 06 - 11:34 PM

I have a confession to make. I've been doing something I haven't done in years. I've been doing someting I find perverse, something that can rot your mind and soul.

I've been watching television. As much as a couple of hours a day! Sure, it's mostly the History Channel or History International or the Science Channel or similar things, but it's still television. And there are commercials, which I mute.

But I've learned things. Not so much from the programs, but from the commercials.

I've learned that the child who sits on the lap of the guy in the ionic breeze commercial must be either a fake or drugged. The kid just sits there, sort of looking at the camera, while the adult drones on.

And I've learned that women only like men with full, rich, heads of hair and that men who achieve this by using certain patent medicines are going to reproduce and men without such hair will never get a chance to mate. Even if you're Isaac Newton, Stephen Hawking, and Albert Einstein all rolled into one you'll never pass on your genes if you have thinning hair.

And I've learned that you can drive a car or truck to the top of Devil's Tower or someplace that looks a lot like it. I mean, you see somebody driving through mud and swamps and then the vehicle is on top of some high peak so somebody had to drive it there, even though the sides are at least 90 degrees to the ground far below.

I've learned how important it is to advertise your programs on your own channel. Now, I'd think that you'd want to attract viewers so you'd advertise on some other channel, but I guess I'm wrong.

And medicines. There are medicines that can do everything and probably bring you back from the dead as well. Your erectile dysfunction, heart disease, high chlorestrol, post-menopausal ostoeporosis, bad breath, acid reflux, and back pain will all be cured by one pill (which has rare side effect such as thinning hair, projectile diarrhea, irrepressible vomiting, hallucinations, sexual dysfunction, priapism, heart attacks, death, and flatulence). See your doctor or health professional, available by prescription only, call for a coupon good for your first month's supply.

Boy oh boy, I sure have learned a lot from television. For one thing, I've learned that Newton Baker was right -- it's still a vast wasteland.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 20 Jun 06 - 11:38 PM

Khing khandu and The Royal Recording (to be played at all official functions).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Jun 06 - 11:40 PM

Gad, I didn't know Khandu was on a record album! Who's the guy on the left, anyway?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Jun 06 - 11:42 PM

That would be Newton Minnow, I think. Newton Baker is the guy who makes fig bars for Keebler's.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Jun 06 - 11:44 PM


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Jun 06 - 11:45 PM

Sorry. I started to say, An excerpt:

"Is there one network president in this room who claims he can't do better? Well, is there at least one network president who believes that the other networks can't do better? Gentlemen, your trust accounting with your beneficiaries is overdue. Never have so few owed so much to so many.

Why is so much of television so bad? I have heard many answers: demands of your advertisers; competition for ever-higher ratings; the need always to attract a mass audience; the high cost of television programs; the insatiable appetite for programming material--these are some of them. Unquestionably these are tough problems not susceptible to easy answers.

But I am not convinced that you have tried hard enough to solve them . . . and I am not convinced that the people's taste is as low as some of you assume."

Newton Minow's speech to the National Association of Broadcasters on May 9, 1961


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 20 Jun 06 - 11:49 PM

Back to LH's question, I haven't been writing here all day. I've been working. And now that I've skimmed over all of the day's chatter (much of it maintained by the same said LH) I'm all caught up and I'll send this then head to the shower and to bed. I'll let Rapaire's description of his work day stand. Mine wasn't so sweepingly significant, but it was very busy and productive, nonetheless.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Jun 06 - 12:15 AM

Let's see...I met with the president of the company and provided him with a research report I am developing and planned the outline of a major training campaign we need to do. Then I spent several hours setting up remote video on a remote-controlled test bed for observing sensor responses to varying current and frequency signals. I took some steps on the infrastructure for the training campaign and finished a presentation on some safety issues as a favor to the Admin VP. I came home, went to home depot for some pipe, fixed a plumbing revision needed for the waterfall and put it back together and tested it, cooked a big dinner for two, and sang Lorena on my Martin. I wrote several essays and posted numerous quips here and there.

Now I am going to retiure with a good book.

demain, mes copains.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Jun 06 - 12:19 AM

Today I went to work, caught up on some things, went to the luncheon meeting of one of the Rotary clubs and presented a little speech on the history of mobile library services in the US, made TWO excellent contacts for the future, had a Board meeting where we decided to re-roof the old part of the building (it's on the National Register) and close on August 16th for staff in-service and allow the University to digitize some of our unique photographs, etc. and decided to close on December 26. I also met with three people over the phone, talked another library director into presenting at Thursday's Rotary Club meeting, made some decisions which will affect those who park illegally in our lots, and talked with my wife (her dad's been moved to an "enhanced care" room and out of the SICU). It was an 11 hour day.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 21 Jun 06 - 12:26 AM

Say "hi" to Pat for us next time you speak!

Not headed to ALA this year?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Jun 06 - 09:14 AM

ALA?? 40,000 librarians in one place is frightening enough all by itself, much less 40,000 librarians politickin' in the heat and humidity of Nawlins.

I've been to ALA more than a few times. Too big, too expensive, too noisy, too many people pushing agendas, and too little offered that's of immediate or proximate assistance to me and my problems (I don't have opportunities). On the other hand, many of my friends go and beer and jazz is never to be scoffed at (neither is Nawlins). And I could go for a Sazarac cocktail, yeah, but Nawlins ain't been the same since...oh, since they closed down Storyville.

(And yes, I am a member of ALA.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Jun 06 - 10:55 AM

I like your philosophy, Rapaire. "THere are no opportunities -- just problems without solutions."

Keeps ya on yer toes.


A


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