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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Amos 19 Apr 08 - 06:41 PM
Rapparee 19 Apr 08 - 09:22 PM
Rapparee 19 Apr 08 - 10:41 PM
Acme 20 Apr 08 - 12:51 AM
Amos 20 Apr 08 - 12:56 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Apr 08 - 06:41 PM

The man can count, you gotta give him that.

In a Flowing gown, and Fuchsia hair,
We tripped our our way to Strawberry Faire
Singing, singing
Your left bpot is ringing!
Singing, singing
Fal-de-dal-dol-day....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Apr 08 - 09:22 PM

My nieces like those rings that pop open and allow you to drop poison in someone's drink. They also like graceful, lady-like, stilettos and the type of pistol you carry in your garter.

My nieces are as whacked out as the rest of the family, except for me. I am quite sane and normal.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Apr 08 - 10:41 PM

Are you going to Strawberry Faire?
Ringtone, vibrate, text me sometime....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 20 Apr 08 - 12:51 AM

They returned home a little sunburned but otherwise had a good time. They enjoy looking at the costumes. Moonglow complains that some of the women are wearing the bodices of their dresses wrong--that for the period it should flatten the bosom, not push it up into a mountainous pair that ends right under your jawline. :)

This from the kid with fuschia hair. . . but she is minoring in costume design at the U of North Texas. I think she's enjoying herself.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Apr 08 - 12:56 AM

Her skin was burned, and fuchsia her hair
Her chest was compressed 'til it climbed up to there,
Singing singing,
Your left boot is ringing.
Singing, singing,
Fold de dol dal day......



I am glad she had a good time, and at least she is using a framework of authentic information against which to critique the apparent world. This is a good start!



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Apr 08 - 11:21 AM

Mom, oh, Mom, your left boot is ringing
Mom Oh, Mom!! Come on, and rise up singing
Don't spend another minute
Trolling near the bottom
THere's reward for virtues
That go to them as gottem
O, Moooom.....



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 20 Apr 08 - 11:32 AM

I'll need to forward your ditties to Moonglow. :)

I slept late, sorry MOM. I was tired. Today more yard work, but I'm sure the boys will hover near their computers and keep you afloat!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Apr 08 - 11:38 AM

Well, if there is a reward for virtues for them that gottem, I got a whole trainload of reward coming! My (ahem) song (please note that it has been cleansed of gender-specificity):

MOAB dear! MOAB dear!
From far-off Idaho I heard your call.
And MOAB dear! MOAB dear!
And here am I to give my all.
I know in my soul what you expect of me,
And all that and more I shall be.

A child of dear old Mom should be invincible,
Suceed where a less fantastic person would fail.
Climb a wall no one else can climb,
Cleave a dragon in record time,
Swim a moat in a coat of heavy iron mail.
No matter the pain, s/he ought to be unwinceable,
Impossible deeds should be his/her daily fare.
But where in the world
Is there in the world
A person so *extraordinaire*?

C'est moi! C'est moi, I'm forced to admit.
'Tis I, I humbly reply.
That mortal who
These marvels can do,
C'est moi, c'est moi, 'tis I.
I've never lost
In battle or game;
I'm simply the best by far.
When swords are crossed
'Tis always the same:
One blow and au revoir!
C'est moi! C'est moi! So adm'rably fit!
A Idahoan Prometheus unbound.
And here I stand, with valour untold,
Exeption'ly brave, amazingly bold,
To serve at the MOAB Round!

The soul of a MOAB child should be a thing remarkable,
His heart and her mind as pure as morning dew.
With a will and a self-restraint
That's the envy of ev'ry saint
S/He could easily work a miracle or two.
To love and desire s/he ought to be unsparkable,
The ways of the flesh should offer no allure.
But where in the world
Is there in the world
A person so untouched and pure?
(C'est moi!)

C'est moi! C'est moi, I blush to disclose.
I'm far too noble to lie.
That child in whom
These qualities bloom,
C'est moi, c'est moi, 'tis I.
I've never strayed
From all I believe;
I'm blessed with an iron will.
Had I been made
The partner of Adam or Eve,
We'd be in Eden still.
C'est moi! C'est moi! The angels have chose
To fight their battles below,
And here I stand, as pure as a pray'r,
Incredibly clean, with virtue to spare,
The godliest person I know!
C'est moi!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Apr 08 - 12:31 PM

What do the gods do -- laugh? Or scowl?
When from Olympus' heights they hear
The ringing challenge of a mortal man
Who has th'idea of WIll, but not Idea?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Apr 08 - 12:34 PM

Shouldn't that be "Idear" to rhyme with "hear"? Or are you writing in Mainese?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Apr 08 - 12:54 PM

Rhyme, rhyme, rhyme. Is that all you ever talk about?

Oh, Oi'm afraid it's cleah
You kinda missed the whole idea.
People fah and neah
Say it makes them shed a teah
To see youah clinkered soul shown cleah
That talketh single-malt
And pisseth beah.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Apr 08 - 03:17 PM

You buy the single malt, I'll drink it, and you can drink the beer. Such a deal! A real win-win situation if ever there was one!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 20 Apr 08 - 04:18 PM

Scarborough faire is early 1500's I think; Henry VIII
And she is correct. You will find that the COURT costumes of at least the cast - are correct.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 20 Apr 08 - 04:49 PM

I'm glad to see that she is putting her education to use. Now whether she can earn a living with this knowledge, that's something else. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Apr 08 - 06:35 PM

Well, there's Ye Olde Burger Shoppe.... Or she might become a tavern wench. But beyond those I'd suggest a graduate degree or more in museology or a similar discipline.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Apr 08 - 06:46 PM

Postgraduate Myth Debunking could be promising -- she could go to work for Mythbusters or Snopes...



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Apr 08 - 10:15 PM

She's already a Myth. And she might well be wearing a bustier, thereby making her a Mythbustier already. But something like this might make a nice present for a birthday or something.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Apr 08 - 08:49 AM

I think that that's something every young lady would love to have. Even my nieces, who would also like one or two of these.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 21 Apr 08 - 10:54 AM

I thought you were going to suggest one of these.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Apr 08 - 11:13 AM

They've already got those. Where do you think their conceal their earnings?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Apr 08 - 12:24 PM

Stilly, would you see if you could get me one of those for my birthday? WIth or without garments as she prefers.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 21 Apr 08 - 06:17 PM

Why don't you send in your own male order, Amos? See what happens.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Apr 08 - 06:21 PM

You can also buy codpieces, Amos. With or without stuffing. Or you can buy the ingredients and stuff it yourself -- I think you'd like a nice sage stuffing.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Apr 08 - 08:09 PM

HAd I some such piece I would be the stuffing sage.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Apr 08 - 08:12 PM

And such sage stuffing no piece of cod has ever known.

Oh, BTW if you see Little Hawk tell him "You are the flashlight."

Boy's beginning to doubt his own triple-A's.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Apr 08 - 08:14 PM

ANd here's 2-3-2-3-0!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Apr 08 - 08:34 PM

No one else can see what my flashlight shines on, Amos. Therefore only I find it useful. I can't see what your flashlight shines on. You can't see what mine shines on. The flashlight in your cartoon enabled BOTH people to see the room. That's the difference.

That's why I say, where is that flashlight when we need it?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Apr 08 - 09:10 PM

And yippee ki yee yoo
Here's spinner 2-3-2-3-2!

Little Hawk...you have been listening to the psychologists who believe people can't read each other's minds.

That is pure nonsense.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Apr 08 - 09:49 PM

I'm not saying that people can't reach other people's minds, Amos. I'm saying that it's often very difficult to, because one encounters a lot of resistance.

It is not difficult to switch a flashlight on and allow everyone in the room to see that there are no dragons in that room.

But if the dragons are not material in nature...if they are a metaphor for something that is not material in nature...then the flashlight will shed no light on them.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 21 Apr 08 - 10:10 PM

Little Hawk, you look so silly naked with your flashlight in this video!!!




Ha ha ha ha ha! Bet I made you try to click that blue underlined text!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Apr 08 - 11:19 PM

And GREEN, too!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Apr 08 - 11:21 PM

MOM!! MOM!!

Amos took 23232 and you said I could have it.

Ground him. Punish him. Make him play in 18/16 time for a month.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Apr 08 - 11:27 PM

That would take 33 days, Rapaire, and I have more important things to do.

You can have the number back.

Here

23232



Happy now?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Apr 08 - 11:29 PM

Don't want 'em after you touched 'em.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Apr 08 - 01:15 AM

Not as silly as you would in my place, Stilly! ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 22 Apr 08 - 01:47 AM

Silly? Really? Where in your place? I bet I could prove you wrong. . .   ;->


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Apr 08 - 01:54 AM

Not as silly as Rapaire, who can't make up his mind about important numbers and whines. Pbbbbbbt.



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Apr 08 - 08:42 AM

That's okay. I went to fencing last night and even though I couldn't move as quickly as my opponent because of my knee, I pretended she was Amos The Number Stealer and sliced and diced her because I've been fencing saber lately and if she had been Amos and we had been using real sabers instead of fencing sabers and hadn't been wearing masks and jackets and gloves and other protection Amos would have looked like the Black Knight at the Ford in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail." But I'm over all that now and tonight I go hear Terry Tempest Williams speak and get to socialize with her afterwards at a reception so ha ha ha and MY tickets are complimentary.

So there.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Apr 08 - 09:39 AM

MY tickets are complementary because of my work to Save The Environment and Stop Global Warming and stuff like that by making all the cows in Idaho wear methane collectors which has resulted in a 99% decrease in methane in Idaho's atmosphere and has provided enough energy to power all of Idaho for the next 17 years every single month. And Rapaire's Atmospheric Protections of the Environment Society (RAPES) has as its next project making people wear methane collectors, especially members of the Idaho Legion.

I'm announcing this RAPES initiative today because it is Earth Day and if you want to help RAPE the environment PM me and I'll tell you where to send your donation.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Apr 08 - 10:44 AM

Funny. DIlbert did a cartyoon of a methane collector being imposed on one of the office regulars. I added some labels to it and stuck it on a neighbor's office door. His final line, standing int hehall with this long flex-pipe leading out of his pants, was "I give and I give".

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Apr 08 - 12:51 PM

Anyway, we should have a world-class pardigm instance of industrial-grade methane collectors here. Where else would you find a richer vein?



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Apr 08 - 01:09 PM

Yes, I'm going to get the annual RAPES The Environment Award for all my work. Mom will be prouder of me.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Apr 08 - 01:23 PM

Ugh. Pass the gas mask.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Apr 08 - 01:24 PM

Just strike a match.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Apr 08 - 01:32 PM

Bend over, LH...I have the match ready,...


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Apr 08 - 01:35 PM

Prepare for a simply tremendous detonation. I suggest you wear an asbestos suit.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Apr 08 - 04:37 PM

And I thought it was the Yellowstone Caldera acting up again.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Apr 08 - 06:13 PM

Nah, jes' ole Hawk flicking his Bic again...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Apr 08 - 06:57 PM

"Flickin' his bic" sounds, well, sort of perverted.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Apr 08 - 09:11 PM

He was using it for innuendo.


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