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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Rapparee 20 Oct 08 - 09:30 AM
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Amos 20 Oct 08 - 10:57 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Oct 08 - 09:30 AM

Again?

I'll alert the Legion. Most of them are back from the Ride To Find The Real Amos.

They got all the way to Arimo before the liquor ran out and they had to turn back.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Oct 08 - 09:58 AM

Aha! Good to see freds back and some new posters here. This place was getting positively incestuous as it was. Maybe I can get Shane to post here a couple of times a day too, just to add the voice of the common people.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Oct 08 - 10:38 AM

Well, there's no one more common than ol' Shame McBride.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,freds
Date: 20 Oct 08 - 10:45 AM

We re apologetic. Her is the correct image.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Oct 08 - 10:57 AM

Obviously, Little Hawk, your post was just brassy political manipulation and PR. You have demonstrated over and over again you never have any shortage of new personalities to play with. Are you not aware that deep down in your soul, the voices of Shane the Unworthy and the Malevolent Superbeing Freds, as well as the Trapped Hamster and the Wannabe Actor, all stem from the same, somewhat toxic, stream?



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 20 Oct 08 - 11:34 AM

Yes, Janie, the anti-freds spores arrived. I've been scrambling to find the program I described, found one of two disks--I may have stapled the other to the roof as a sparkly thing to attract gluon's attention. I'll get a ladder later today and check out those disks. (Gluon was mildly amused, but slowed only slightly when she saw it.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,freds
Date: 20 Oct 08 - 01:23 PM

Is this Little Hawk possessing tasty DNA?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Oct 08 - 01:25 PM

SHane, who has tasted it, informs me that it tastes like watercress. CHinga, who says she has also, says it tastes more like library paste. Who ya gonna believe?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Oct 08 - 01:39 PM

Amos, you are a nitbrained fuckwad without the sense to regulate his own flow of verbal effluent. That vague sense of dis-ease you are now feeling is your subliminal radar picking up the vibrations as I pull my pants down and moon the computer screen in your general direction whilst performing a lengthy and contemptuous raspberry with my tongue sticking out...also in your general direction.   ;-)

I am not, and never have been, the source of any posts under the name "freds". And I never shall be. "Freds" is the creation of someone else. Who it is, I do not know.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Oct 08 - 01:44 PM

Oh, a nice evasion, indeed. What I want to know is not whether you write freds posts, Little Hawk.

Library paste, or watercress? Enquiring minds and all that....



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 20 Oct 08 - 01:45 PM

Whoa.

Sounds like LH has more problems than just occasionally spilling his coke or his coffee on his keyboard.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Oct 08 - 02:35 PM

You ain't seen nothin' yet. A truckload of Sarah Palin lawn statues is on its way to Amos's place. The crew of humorless Italian workmen I have hired to install them on Amos's lawn will bust his arms and legs if he attempts to interfere in any way as these fetching replicas of Sarah are placed in a tasteful arrangement to enhance his lawns and gardens.

They're guys Chongo recommended. From Detroit. They "get the job done".


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,freds
Date: 20 Oct 08 - 02:56 PM

After analysing your recend transmissions we have chosin to make our other DNA seeker in the most popiler image so we can attract more DNA.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Oct 08 - 03:05 PM

That's right up Little Hawk's alley, freds. But you haven't told us your flavor preferences on this DNA thing...


Little Hawk, thanks for your generosity. I will tranship them to some state where Palin is venerated...or thought highly of, anyway...ummm...Nevada's out....hmmm..Ohio? Nope. Hmmmm--Missouri!! Nope, McCains falling behind there, too. Damn. Maybe a swap meet?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Oct 08 - 03:43 PM

Refuse the shipment and send them back to the sender.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 20 Oct 08 - 04:06 PM

Are these inflatable? Sell them on eBay. There is a market for this sort of thing.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Oct 08 - 04:19 PM

Hmmm...inflatable freds.

If only we knew what they really looked like, assuming our minds could actually comprehend what we were seeing.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Oct 08 - 04:27 PM

You could send them on to Israel, Amos. I think it's the only country in the world where a majority of the population would enthusiastically elect McCain/Palin if offered the chance to vote in the American election.

They're not inflatable. Uh-uh. These are made of good quality imitation stone and marble, courtesy of Big Al Marconi's cement factory. They specialize in lawn ornaments and diving gear.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Oct 08 - 04:33 PM

I sort of think that freds look like this, only perhaps with lipstick and/or blush and eye shadow.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Oct 08 - 05:10 PM

They would look like that if they were trapped in three dimensions, plus time, Rapaire; but when you are a dot, every pole is a mystery.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Oct 08 - 05:11 PM

Geez! I think you mighta found a McBride cousin there, Rapaire.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Oct 08 - 06:22 PM

Yessir, Shame's cousin Sadie. Hard ta tell him from her I guess, cuz all their DNA is the same.

Wait...don't the freds want "tasty" DNA? Could we solve the problems of the freds AND Blind River with just one simple (very simple!) solution?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Oct 08 - 07:28 PM

YEah, but Shane's DNA probably tastes like room-temperature sewage...



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 20 Oct 08 - 08:29 PM

Direct them toward the porcine cousins then.

Those statues may be out of Kwikrete, but I did find the inflatable one. Didn't take them long to bring it to market, even in this financial crunch.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Oct 08 - 09:29 PM

Who knows what flavors freds find fine?

The boys of the Odd Brigade have brought out the shells for the
Bofors gun*. Now they are trying to find the fuZes for them, which they constantly confuse with fuSes and fusees and...well, it's business as usual. Besides, the shells are inert.


















*The 40mm guns shown are found in Amos' back yard. He keeps them ready in case the Canadian Defence Forces ever invade (or look like they think they might perhaps invade) San Diego. I think he has a permit to carry them concealed if he wishes to do so.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 20 Oct 08 - 09:58 PM

Whatever guns were in that photo must have blown the web server to smithereens because that page won't load. That dog won't hunt. That gun won't fire. Whatever.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Oct 08 - 10:01 PM

Works for me....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Oct 08 - 11:18 PM

Worked for me, but I stopped carrying the shells concealed because all the girls thought I was doing it for them.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 20 Oct 08 - 11:57 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Oct 08 - 12:01 AM

It's out of ammo, and it won't load.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 21 Oct 08 - 09:18 AM

Good Morning, MOM! Hope the guys didn't keep you up too late last night with all the guns and ammo and exploding statues.

A bit of Irish Breakfast blend?

And a fresh cranberry walnut scone?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Oct 08 - 09:21 AM

Well, blame Amos. It's his damned gun. I was only using it as an illustration. Here's a picture of the Legion's Fourth of July celebration last summer, taken on the banks of the Mighty Portneuf River.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Oct 08 - 09:31 AM

Well, try this one. Hell, I thought everyone knew what a Bofors was.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 21 Oct 08 - 09:57 AM

Never heard of it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Oct 08 - 10:09 AM

See, you were probably reading Wuthering Heights when I was learning about Bofors reading books about WW II convoys in the North Atlantic.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Oct 08 - 11:55 AM

Speaking of Nancy Drew books, has anyone read "Nancy Drew and The Hardy Boys: The Secret Of Why Nancy Left School"?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 21 Oct 08 - 01:06 PM

No, but then, that was one of the books the librarian kept BEHIND the counter at the circulation desk. It was on reserve status for two hours at a time, not to leave the building, and you had to know it was there because it wasn't officially in the catalog.

At least, that's what I heard.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Oct 08 - 02:47 PM

There was also "Nancy Drew and the Secret of the Whip", "Nancy Drew and the Mystery of the Velvet Rack" and "Nancy Drew: Dominatrix" (the last was another adventure with the Hardy Boys).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Oct 08 - 04:14 PM

Right next to The Hardy Boys and the Mystery of the Lost Virtue... :D


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 21 Oct 08 - 04:24 PM

Wasn't that shelved with Tom Swift and the Lithium Powered Vagina and also "Tom Swift and the Incredible Pheremone Aftershave'


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Oct 08 - 05:38 PM

Wasn't it originally called "The Hardon Boys", but then they decided on a change of title?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Oct 08 - 05:45 PM

The 40mm Bofors is one hell of a good AA and general purpose anti-personnel gun. It even works well on knocking out many types of armoured vehicles, other than the really heavy tanks, and it's death on softskin vehicles. Chongo has been wanting to mount one on the roof of his building for years to deal with those "special situations", but the city of Chicago has steadfastly refused to issue him a permit.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Oct 08 - 07:27 PM

I've put a word in at City Hall for him.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Oct 08 - 07:42 PM

Hell, just send Chinga down there to bat her extraordinarily long, and all natural, eyelashes at the boys in Permits. They'll see the light after one night.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 21 Oct 08 - 10:45 PM

I remember finding a X-rated western behind the counter at the KOA campground I worked at on occasion (it was across the highway from the cave and hotel where I was employed to lead cave tours--they were owned by the same people). Quite an eye-opener. I looked for a reminder of the series name, but I can't find it. They're slim paperback volumes, usually about cowboys, they're X-rated as far as content and it is a series you see in the used bookstores. You could pretty well finish the book in an afternoon on a quiet day. (No wonder the guys didn't mind having to work over at the campground if there were more of these around.)

Perhaps one of you fellows recalls the publisher or series name. They were a male version of bodice rippers with comely lasses up to sporting with the guys out on the range. Or in the crew house. Or wherever.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Oct 08 - 11:45 PM

How about on horseback? That would make for an exciting scene, specially if the horse was at full gallop while they were...engaged.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 22 Oct 08 - 08:39 AM

Checking in early, MOM. No time to read, gotta work all day.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Oct 08 - 08:40 AM

Young lady was telling her daddy about the previous night's dance:

"And Daddy, Bobby Benson gave me a ride home! He's a great horseman, 'most as good as you are! Why, I would have fallen off if I hadn't had a firm grip on the saddle horn!"

"I wouldn't go spreading that story around, girl. Everybody knows Bobby rides a McClellan saddle*."
























For those who might not know, a McClellan saddle doesn't HAVE a saddle horn.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Oct 08 - 09:48 AM

No worries--they also never make any forward moves.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Oct 08 - 05:09 PM

I have to say this is one statement I would never have thought I was going to find in an article headline.


Premature parameterization is the square root of all evil



But, after you think about it for a while, it makes a lot of sense....




A


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