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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

GUEST,Shlio 10 Apr 04 - 04:06 PM
Little Hawk 10 Apr 04 - 05:11 PM
Rapparee 11 Apr 04 - 10:15 AM
GUEST,Shlio 11 Apr 04 - 06:16 PM
Amos 11 Apr 04 - 07:05 PM
Little Hawk 11 Apr 04 - 08:36 PM
Rapparee 11 Apr 04 - 08:44 PM
Amos 11 Apr 04 - 11:03 PM
CarolC 12 Apr 04 - 12:38 AM
Amos 12 Apr 04 - 08:11 AM
Rapparee 12 Apr 04 - 09:03 AM
GUEST,MMario 12 Apr 04 - 09:15 AM
Rapparee 12 Apr 04 - 09:30 AM
Acme 12 Apr 04 - 10:54 AM
Little Hawk 12 Apr 04 - 11:01 AM
GUEST,MMario 12 Apr 04 - 11:05 AM
Amos 12 Apr 04 - 11:17 AM
Rapparee 12 Apr 04 - 11:28 AM
GUEST 12 Apr 04 - 11:42 AM
GUEST 12 Apr 04 - 11:48 AM
CarolC 12 Apr 04 - 12:10 PM
Amos 12 Apr 04 - 12:13 PM
GUEST 12 Apr 04 - 12:15 PM
Rapparee 12 Apr 04 - 12:23 PM
Amos 12 Apr 04 - 12:33 PM
GUEST 12 Apr 04 - 12:33 PM
Rapparee 12 Apr 04 - 01:18 PM
Amos 12 Apr 04 - 01:57 PM
Rapparee 12 Apr 04 - 03:54 PM
Little Hawk 12 Apr 04 - 03:55 PM
Rapparee 12 Apr 04 - 03:57 PM
GUEST,Malcolm Buggeroll, Poet of the Highlands 12 Apr 04 - 04:02 PM
Rapparee 12 Apr 04 - 04:10 PM
CarolC 12 Apr 04 - 04:18 PM
Amos 12 Apr 04 - 04:18 PM
GUEST,Malcolm Buggeroll, the Poet of the Highlands 12 Apr 04 - 04:25 PM
GUEST 12 Apr 04 - 04:36 PM
Amos 12 Apr 04 - 05:14 PM
GUEST,Shlio 12 Apr 04 - 05:28 PM
Rapparee 12 Apr 04 - 05:36 PM
Little Hawk 12 Apr 04 - 06:06 PM
Amos 12 Apr 04 - 06:21 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 12 Apr 04 - 07:38 PM
Rapparee 12 Apr 04 - 07:39 PM
GUEST, Bubba Bubba 12 Apr 04 - 10:16 PM
Amos 12 Apr 04 - 11:19 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Shlio
Date: 10 Apr 04 - 04:06 PM

Just returned from a week in Yorkshire.

What a relief to be back on the Cat


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Apr 04 - 05:11 PM

That sounds vaguely suggestive.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Apr 04 - 10:15 AM

Happy Easter, Mom!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Shlio
Date: 11 Apr 04 - 06:16 PM

Naw - ya wanna talk to brucie about cats.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Apr 04 - 07:05 PM

Howzzat then, Shlio? This is getting closer to being equal to all the rest of the Mudcat prior to 1999 combined!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Apr 04 - 08:36 PM

You can't be serious.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Apr 04 - 08:44 PM

Hencefore, this thread shall no longer be known simply as MOAB, but in honor of Amos' observation that it is close to "being equal to all the rest of the Mudcat prior to 1999 combined", I, The Commandant Generalissimo, Head Wrangler, and Top Hand of the Idaho Legion declare that from this day and moment forward, for all time, this thread will be known to all and sundry as

“Big Momma MOAB”



Let my will be done!!

And I add the traditional Idahoan refrain, "An' iffen ya don't like it, ya kin jist kiss off, ya little crumb o' cowpie!"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Apr 04 - 11:03 PM

Jeezeus -- Rapire is developinghis own personal Khandu Khomplex!!! Anyone got that German fella's phone number?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: CarolC
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 12:38 AM

Peekaboo, I see you...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 08:11 AM

Carol!!

What is this? Second childhood? :>))

The world is going mad around me. WHy is that, I wonder?


AS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 09:03 AM

Heck no! Them's my official titles and things in the Idaho Legion. I just speak for the Legion, too. If you want to call Big Momma MOAB something else, that's okay -- as long as you're not in Idaho when you do it.

If you do it in Idaho, you'll have to answer to The Legion and the penalty is gruesome beyond all comprehension.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 09:15 AM

The Idaho Legion - ssorta like the French Foreign Legion - only people join the Idaho Legion so they can remember stuff. An antidote to CRS.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 09:30 AM

No, most folks forgit why it was they joined. Likker, fornicatin', plunderin', and such-like stuff kin do that to a feller. Lots of Legionnaires have only their horses and other Legionnaires as friends, after a while, and them at a distance: bathin' aren't real big in the Legion (sorta a mollycoddle, townie, dude kinda thing), and Legionnaires tend to sit upwind from one another; the horses move upwind from everybody.

Sometimes it gits pretty bad. Saturday jist past, we had ta toss ol' Siff Pete into the warm springs at Lava after we'd found that his Winchester, two Colts, a saddle, a derringer, his long underwear, and his two Bowie knives had all moved upwind of him. Even then it wouldn'ta been too bad, but ol' Pete'd been wearing that long handled underwear straight through the last two winters.


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Subject: Big Momma MOAB
From: Acme
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 10:54 AM

It's about that time of year in Idaho when he can take off the long underwear for the season. I suggest you not try to wash it--proceed directly to a decent burial for the poor garment. Order him a new one out of the Sears catalog. They come in two pieces now, tops and bottoms. (The sox are extra).

SRS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 11:01 AM

Indians used to kill people like the Idaho Legion just in order to clean up and beautify the environment. It was a patriotic act.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 11:05 AM

I hear tell that in some cases it was more a HAZMAT procedure - environmental clean-up.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 11:17 AM

No hot poppa suit in the world can stop the White Plague, Little Eagle! It is manifest destiny! Only the Great Spirit knows where all this is leading. Let us pray it is not to Idaho.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 11:28 AM

Ol' Pete's got hisself a new set a longies now. While he was flounderin' in the warm water (water's something Pete ain't had a lot of acquaintance with), his old suit took off. Last seen it was runnin' off t'wards the Teton Mountains, screaming "Sasquatch, My Love! 'Tis I, come at last!"

Some of the Legionnaires took a shot at it, but we couldn't tell if they hit it or not 'cause of all the holes already in it. Mostly they jist let it be, 'cause they didn't want to cross up True Love.

After we pulled Pete out, we found that he was plumb skinny! And he still had his nose! Shucks, we thought he'd got his nose bit off in a fight years back, and there wasn't one of us didn't know that 237 pounds of him'd wash right off.

'Course, the tree huggers got after Pete fer pollutin' the Port Neuf River, but he jist ask 'em "How kin ya tell?" and they backed right off. Faucet water does taste a bit funny right now, though, them that drink it says.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 11:42 AM

dammit MOM ! Stop letting the FO-BICS and pops walk all over you! Stay on top!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 11:48 AM

faux-bics

Hop on Pop.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: CarolC
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 12:10 PM

No Amos, at least the third... maybe even the fourth. They say it's never too late to have a happy childhood.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 12:13 PM

LOL!!

Well, maybe the world is going mad around me as a result of projection, I suppose...

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 12:15 PM

let the Mother of all BS rise again!

rise again!

rise again!

That this thread not be lost to the knowledge of men...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 12:23 PM

...or the knowledge of women, either.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 12:33 PM

Rapaire:

Please refrain from suggestive, leering posts on this thread. Mudcat has recently been sold to ClearCast, who enjoys a zero-tyolerance policy. Be warned!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 12:33 PM

women tend more to causing a rise then rising themselves, don't they?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 01:18 PM

Amos, I'll be as suggestive and learing as I want to be! Nyaa!


"Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks! rage! blow!        
You cataracts and hurricanoes, spout
Till you have drench'd our steeples, drown'd the cocks!        
You sulphurous and thought-executing fires,        
Vaunt-couriers to oak-cleaving thunderbolts,        
Singe my white head! And thou, all-shaking thunder,
Strike flat the thick rotundity o' the world!        
Crack nature's moulds, all germens spill at once        
That make ingrateful man!"        

"Rumble thy bellyful! Spit, fire! spout, rain!        
Nor rain, wind, thunder, fire, are my daughters:        
I tax not you, you elements, with unkindness;        
I never gave you kingdom, call'd you children,
You owe me no subscription: then, let fall        
Your horrible pleasure; here I stand, your slave,        
A poor, infirm, weak, and despis'd old man.        
But yet I call you servile ministers,        
That have with two pernicious daughters join'd        
Your high-engender'd battles 'gainst a head        
So old and white as this. O! O! 'tis foul."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 01:57 PM

You owe me no subscription: then, let fall         
Your horrible pleasure; here I stand, your slave,         
A poor, infirm, weak, and despis'd old man.         
But yet I call you servile ministers,         
That have with two pernicious daughters join'd         
Your high-engender'd battles 'gainst a head         
So old and white as this. O! O! 'tis foul."


Yeah, man -- can I get a witness?? You certainly have a way with others' words, I must say!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 03:54 PM

And why not? As a devoted Solipsist I know that I created 'em, so I use 'em as I see fit. In fact, I created everything, including you.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 03:55 PM

No you didn't. Shatner created the World as we know it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 03:57 PM

And just who in Hell do you think created Shatner????


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Malcolm Buggeroll, Poet of the Highlands
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 04:02 PM

Enough of this flimsy doggerel, I say! Stand aside and let a real poet speak!

Oh! How like a waterfall, this thundering bliss                
Ascending the starry steps of the trembling void
Puissant with its thousand stars and memories
And 'twas only yesterday that we tippled tea
Upon the esplanade under the Paris sky
What lofty pinnacle of storm hast thou summoned me to, my love?
And doth the plumy tendrils of thy nascent desire
Stretch forth to succour or to drown me?
So far from my first love, my boyhood Scottish moors!

- Malcolm Buggeroll (overlooking the Seine)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 04:10 PM

Malcolm, from your poem I take it you're first love was dirt and rocks? Hey, I don't mind if a guy wants to make sex dirty and kinky, but the mental image of you prancing around in the Highlands, your kilt a-tilt, looking for a convenient cave or blowhole is certainly arresting. Mon, ye ca' get worms!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: CarolC
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 04:18 PM

...and just why is it that the only poetry I really, really enjoy is poetry of the very worst sort, like that of our dear Mr. Buggeroll here?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 04:18 PM

But Maaaaalcolmmmmmmm --- why dunnit RIIIIIIIIMMMMEEE????


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Malcolm Buggeroll, the Poet of the Highlands
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 04:25 PM

Mere rhyming poetry is for pale dullards, the bookkeepers and accountants of the World of Poetry, little scuffling WoodyAllenesque nebbishes rooting around in their pathetic bag of tricks for a word to rhyme with "orange", composing poems that attempt to rhyme "oink", "boink", and "doink", while still telling a tale. Ha! I laugh at such as these.

A truly FREE spirit is not limited by such formalized conventions as rhyme, and the couplets he composes are of living flesh, not lifeless prose!

Malcolm Buggeroll (overlooking the Seine)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 04:36 PM


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 05:14 PM

Ah, Buggeroll, you have shown your true worth, and your true idenittiy, with such florid protestatiopns. I shall apprise Leedle Hock at once of my discovery!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Shlio
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 05:28 PM

Where is the Seine?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 05:36 PM

That's what we used to get the minnows out of the creek. A seine.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 06:06 PM

The Seine is the river that runs through Paris, France. It's a notable hangout for artistic types, specially the famous Left Bank.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 06:21 PM

Ask the man who's been in one!

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 07:38 PM

Hi ya'll. Howzit hangin'? Just got in from 4-days away from home. Must sleep. Will BS later.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 07:39 PM

I've been to Paris, but didn't see anything like a river there. There was Scotty's Diner Get Gas and the park, though. I don't think that there is a river called "Seine" anywhere in Missouri, in fact.

As for a Left Bank -- shucks, there ain't been ANY bank in Paris since Jesse and Frank James knocked over the Farmer's Bank there back in, oh 1878 or so.

There used to a an arty-type lady there who painted big-eyed kids and sad clowns on velvet. I might be able to find you one, Amos, if you'd like. Maybe even an Elvis!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST, Bubba Bubba
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 10:16 PM

Bee-Dubya, honey, I jist thought I'd mention that I ain't dead. That wasn't me in the IG Jumper what blew up and took out Seattle. I've had to lay low for a bit 'cause they were after me, but them freds have all left now and I can tell you that I'm still panting for you. I'm rounding up another labrador and will be working my way southward to you. Stay tuned, as they say............................


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 11:19 PM

Hand painted Elvis on velvet, or a Keane Kid? You can have mny eye-teeth, man!! Just tell me where to send them!! I laways used to believe, thanks to Walter Keane, that we were close descendants of barn owls.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 11:30 PM

And just so it is aBSOLUTELY CLEAR how important the MOAB is around here...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 11:31 PM

You would have to be a damned fool to let some Fred or Otherwise Serious Entity...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 11:32 PM

Get in here and post the ineluctable3, imponerable, impregnable and enviable....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 11:33 PM

MOAB POST 2600 !!!




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