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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

GUEST,Bubba Bubba 14 Apr 04 - 11:04 PM
CarolC 14 Apr 04 - 11:11 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 14 Apr 04 - 11:20 PM
Amos 14 Apr 04 - 11:30 PM
CarolC 14 Apr 04 - 11:35 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 14 Apr 04 - 11:40 PM
Amos 14 Apr 04 - 11:49 PM
CarolC 15 Apr 04 - 12:01 AM
Acme 15 Apr 04 - 12:16 AM
Amos 15 Apr 04 - 12:24 AM
CarolC 15 Apr 04 - 12:25 AM
Amos 15 Apr 04 - 08:46 AM
GUEST,Bubba Bubba 15 Apr 04 - 09:09 AM
Rapparee 15 Apr 04 - 03:10 PM
Amos 15 Apr 04 - 06:06 PM
Rapparee 15 Apr 04 - 06:15 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 15 Apr 04 - 06:41 PM
Amos 16 Apr 04 - 12:13 AM
Rapparee 16 Apr 04 - 09:17 AM
Amos 16 Apr 04 - 10:35 AM
Little Hawk 16 Apr 04 - 10:50 AM
Rustic Rebel 16 Apr 04 - 02:14 PM
Acme 17 Apr 04 - 01:34 PM
Acme 18 Apr 04 - 11:29 AM
Amos 18 Apr 04 - 11:41 AM
Little Hawk 18 Apr 04 - 02:45 PM
Amos 18 Apr 04 - 04:42 PM
CarolC 18 Apr 04 - 05:34 PM
Little Hawk 18 Apr 04 - 06:11 PM
Amos 18 Apr 04 - 06:52 PM
Rapparee 18 Apr 04 - 07:06 PM
Little Hawk 18 Apr 04 - 07:14 PM
GUEST,homersexual 18 Apr 04 - 07:27 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 18 Apr 04 - 07:28 PM
CarolC 18 Apr 04 - 07:36 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 18 Apr 04 - 07:40 PM
CarolC 18 Apr 04 - 07:47 PM
Little Hawk 18 Apr 04 - 09:00 PM
Rapparee 18 Apr 04 - 10:18 PM
CarolC 18 Apr 04 - 10:34 PM
GUEST, Bubba Bubba 19 Apr 04 - 09:54 AM
GUEST 19 Apr 04 - 11:53 AM
Rustic Rebel 19 Apr 04 - 12:00 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 19 Apr 04 - 12:17 PM
Rapparee 19 Apr 04 - 04:42 PM
Amos 19 Apr 04 - 04:58 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 19 Apr 04 - 05:41 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Bubba Bubba
Date: 14 Apr 04 - 11:04 PM

Bee-Dubya honey, here's a li'l ol' picture of a li'l bit of what I've got waitin' just for you! Ain't you excited?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: CarolC
Date: 14 Apr 04 - 11:11 PM

Oooooohhhhhh!!!!!

Bee-dubya-ell! YOU are in for a TREAT!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 14 Apr 04 - 11:20 PM

AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!

NO!!! Anything but that!!! Bubba-Bubba has learned to play the accordion!!!

And he-she-it's heading this way!!!


HELP!!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Apr 04 - 11:30 PM

Now, BW -- you gotta admit it looks kinda sexy all laid out on the striped sheets like that there!!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: CarolC
Date: 14 Apr 04 - 11:35 PM

You can do it, Bee-dubya-ell. Just lie back and think of England.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 14 Apr 04 - 11:40 PM

Okay. So I just sent Junior and his crack reconnaissance team out on a secret mission to locate Bubba Bubba. They have found himherit and have sent back this picture.

I wish to retract my previous post.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Apr 04 - 11:49 PM

Don't be fooled by a pretty smile -- those pleats have teeth in 'em if they catch your protuberances at the wrong moment!! Carol, do you ever play with your protuberances at risk like that lass? Enquiring minds want to...know!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: CarolC
Date: 15 Apr 04 - 12:01 AM

Sometimes, Amos.

If you want to see the actual photo, you'll have to buy the calendar from Max


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 15 Apr 04 - 12:16 AM

Aren't I lucky that I play an upright grand! I can smile over the top of my instrument and no one's the wiser!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Apr 04 - 12:24 AM

Actually, Carol, I really like th eline drawing for its sublime overtones!

SRS, I am happy for your sens eof secuirity, but those who do that kind of looking aren't looking to become wiser, for sure!

:>)

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: CarolC
Date: 15 Apr 04 - 12:25 AM

I hate to break it to you Bee-dubya-ell, but THIS is the guy who owns the accordion in the picture you posted. He must have just been letting that lady use for a little while because she didn't have any clothes and she needed to cover herself with something.

Here he is again:Accordion Guy

And here he is without the accordion


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Apr 04 - 08:46 AM

Obviously a lost soul and ketchup addict. I am sending him my prayers.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Bubba Bubba
Date: 15 Apr 04 - 09:09 AM

I went and learned to play a couple more, too, Bee-Dubya honey. I wanted to surprise you, so here's another li'l ol' hint. I jes' know you're gonna like makin' this beautiful music with me, Bee-Dubya! And you know that I can play all of my music at the same time I'm a-holdin' you close, Bee-Dubya, 'cause right now I look a little different from the last picture I sent you. It's just the multiphase, though, and I'll be my old self when I get there to you.

I'm in Reno right now, and the Labrador and me are both panting for you.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Apr 04 - 03:10 PM

Lordy, you go away for a few hours to do a budget and Bee-Dubya's old flame comes back.

I'm kinda interesting in knowing how Bubba-Bubba plays both instruments at the same time. Could give a whole new meaning to "kinky."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Apr 04 - 06:06 PM

It's trhe multiphase. BB already said it. Imagine three gigantic squid joined at the hip, fighting over a Crisco-covered watermelon and you get an idea of what multiphase is like.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Apr 04 - 06:15 PM

Yup, kinky. So, you know about it then, Amos?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 15 Apr 04 - 06:41 PM

If it's true that Bubba Bubba is in himherit's multiphase, then hesheit will doubtlessly have to make a slight detour in hisherits trip ftom Reno to Floribama.

Instead of taking the most direct route, hesheit will have to travel by way of Minnesota so hesheit can get hisherits multiphasic personality inventoried.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Apr 04 - 12:13 AM

Just hope she doesn't fall in love with the Post-It production line...

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Apr 04 - 09:17 AM

Norwegian bachelor farmer accordion lessons! What a treat Bee-Dubya had coming! And Lutheran tunes on the uke! Almost makes me jealous, almost.

I wonder if the lab is a pointing lab, or just retrieves.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Apr 04 - 10:35 AM

Lutheran tunes on the Uke? Like "Forever to Blame?" and "Oh, Eternal Burden Rest On Me?" and "The Lady of Perpetual Responsibility Waltz"??

Wow. This guy will be buzzing for weeks.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Apr 04 - 10:50 AM

Neeh! Neeh! Neeh!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 16 Apr 04 - 02:14 PM

Bubba-Bubba if you take Bee-Dubya'a advice, (Instead of taking the most direct route, hesheit will have to travel by way of Minnesota so hesheit can get hisherits multiphasic personality inventoried.) and come to Minnesota for a multiphasic personality inventory,stop my my place will you?
My dog's in heat and she told me she wants a piece of that black lab action.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 17 Apr 04 - 01:34 PM

Whoa! moab almost fell off of the bottom of the page!

There you go, little fella. . .I caught ya


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 18 Apr 04 - 11:29 AM

Twice now! This thread is getting pretty heavy! Where is everyone this weekend?

Up to no good, I hope!

SRS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Apr 04 - 11:41 AM

Gentlemen, ladies,

A toast tot he gallantry and perseverance of which true heroes are made, whatever thier walk of life; raise your far off glasses to SRS for saving our MOAB from a fate worse than a fart in a submarine.

Now you may go back to sleep until Rapaire comes along with a weisenheinmer riposte.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Apr 04 - 02:45 PM

Hey nonny, nonny! Hey nonny, nonny! Whacka, whacka, dingdong.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Apr 04 - 04:42 PM

LH is the only person I know who sings while he masturbates. But, hey, whatever floats your boat. This is a music site after all!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: CarolC
Date: 18 Apr 04 - 05:34 PM

Bubba Bubba and Bee-dubya-ell, here's your prom-nite limo:

Hubba Hubba


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Apr 04 - 06:11 PM

Oh, for heaven's sake! :-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Apr 04 - 06:52 PM

Is that a guilty plea, LH? Or an evasion? We wouldn't want to misunderstand...

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Apr 04 - 07:06 PM

Being a person of great personal fortitude and forbearance, I haven't posted to this thread for two days now and I don't think I'll do so today.

Of course, I may not post for quite some time come Tuesday, since I am on jury duty alert and will probably be called then. I am certain I'll be sequestered away in a five-star hotel for several weeks, where I shall luxuriate at the taxpayers' expense.

Or, when I'm called for the voir dire, I can tell the Judgy-Wudgy how absolutely ravishing the black muu-muu looks and that I bet the prosecutor just goes wild over it when they're alone "in chambers."

Maybe I'll just sit there tying hangman's nooses in pieces of string.

No, I don't think I'll post to MOAB today.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Apr 04 - 07:14 PM

Very sensible of you, Rapaire. I shan't do so either.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,homersexual
Date: 18 Apr 04 - 07:27 PM

its 2004 now.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 18 Apr 04 - 07:28 PM

Thanks for the link, Carol, but this is John Deere country down here and if I were to be caught drivin' a multi-passenger ATV other than a John Deere Gator my neighbors would probably burn a cross in my tomato patch.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: CarolC
Date: 18 Apr 04 - 07:36 PM

It's nice, Bee-dubya-ell, but I think yore date is going to need the extra wheels and tires to support all of her various appendages.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 18 Apr 04 - 07:40 PM

Heck, Carol, ain't nuthin' to addin' more wheels to 'em. Jus' han' me thet weldin' torch.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: CarolC
Date: 18 Apr 04 - 07:47 PM

This is for if the two of you decide to go parking.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Apr 04 - 09:00 PM

Aha! That's a perfect candidate fer them thar wheels, Carol! Ah mean the one thet Bee-Dub had the link to. Ain't heard back from them other fellers yet.

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Apr 04 - 10:18 PM

YEEEEEEEEEEEEE-Ha!!!   An' accordin' to the video, you kin use it fer waterskiin', which oughta go over real big down where Bee-Dubya is! Duck huntin' an' waterskiin' all at once!

We'd git some fer the Idaho Legion, only it ain't rained much fer about six years now.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: CarolC
Date: 18 Apr 04 - 10:34 PM

I put the John Deere people on my list a couple of days ago, LH (although I'm having a hell of a time finding the address for their corporate offices), along with several other companies with similar ATVs.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST, Bubba Bubba
Date: 19 Apr 04 - 09:54 AM

Bee-dubya honey, me and the lab are in Elko. You folks here have this stuff called money and I've gotta get me some more before I can continue on, so I've took me a job in a Red Lobster eating place for a while. The lab is okay and she's gonna have the pups about the time I go down to you, so everything will be wonderful for us. I'll be out of multiphase in a few days and of course I'll be hungry then, but there are lots of things here to eat. Lizards and snakes -- suck suck yum yum! Maybe I'll bring you some as a special treat we kin share.

I've still got a little secret I've learned to play and you'll never guess it. And I'm not going to give you any hints, because you guessed my accordion secret right off and I was so feared from your response that you'd have a heart attack out of joy. So I'm not gonna tell you, but if you guess I'll tell you if you're right, but you gotta promise not to have a joyful heart attack.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 19 Apr 04 - 11:53 AM

Spock! SPOCK! SPOCK!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 19 Apr 04 - 12:00 PM

Well, Hell's bells. I thought your Lab was a male, Bubba-Bubba. My friend and 'female' lab wants no part of that action after all. Ain't no homosexual dogs round these here parts, so I take back my invite. Not only because we don't have homosexual dogs round these parts, but because we respect our lizards and snakes as a true and equally important part of the eco-system. Stay away please.
Rustic
PS. We love our frogs too.
PSS. Good luck Bee-Dubya, I think your going to need it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 19 Apr 04 - 12:17 PM

Rustic... errrr... the Lab is male.

It's hard to explain in human terms. Even I don't quite understand it and I'm supposed to be one of the fathers of the little himherits.

You really have to be freds to understand it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Apr 04 - 04:42 PM

Heigh-ho, I'm off to be on television.... And in the paper....

(And don't nobody say, "Fools names, like their faces/Are often seen in public places.")


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Apr 04 - 04:58 PM

Heigh ho -- be sure to mention MOAB!! Often seen in public places, huh? Well, if the shoe fits, wear it on your own face...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 19 Apr 04 - 05:41 PM

Is 2700 a signifigant number?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 19 Apr 04 - 05:42 PM

I'm not really sure.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 19 Apr 04 - 05:42 PM

But I do no one thing with absolute certainty.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 19 Apr 04 - 05:43 PM

Post #2700 will not be made by William Shatner!


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