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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 01 Oct 09 - 10:40 AM

Don't worry, Janie, she has another one in the woods over by the 8th hole on the golf course behind his house.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 01 Oct 09 - 11:19 AM

Plus one in Tampa, and one at the San Diego Zoo, and a spare hidden in the Hoover dam bypass tunnel.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 01 Oct 09 - 05:57 PM

Really? I didn't know about Hoover Dam. Great location!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 01 Oct 09 - 06:45 PM

Location, location, location... and lotion makes money, in the right location.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 02 Oct 09 - 12:24 PM

MOM, you're slumming again. How often have we told you to avoid walking down by the Legion Hovel all by yourself? One of those guys is liable to knock you over when they get on their horses to head home (no one will let them drive, they'd drive drunk. But the theory that a drunk rider isn't such a problem has paid off in a lot lower property casualty and auto repairs in town).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Oct 09 - 12:31 PM

Do you KNOW how many auto body shops that law has put out of business? Some of which belonged to Legionnaires and/or Legionnettes? On the other hand, the veterinary business is flourishing, especially the "spas" which detoxify horses and also treat the occasional sheep and goat for, ah, other things.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 02 Oct 09 - 01:07 PM

It was a good law, and most of the rest of the population are glad it's in place, even if it was stuck in as an amendment to a law regulating how thick and what color of paint was to be used to paint crosswalks on the downtown streets and at the crossings for schools. The "old paint" referred to the horses and not the Behr so it got past the town council with nary a whimper.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Oct 09 - 05:10 PM

They've been painting bare for years....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Oct 09 - 08:27 PM

Well MOM, my brother has left. There was a going-away party for him at the Legion Hovel last night, but it was the height of decorum and only a couple of cops got beaten up and one patrol car set on fire. Can you believe that in spite of all those shots not one single person was hit (except Rockhead Wilson, but no one is sure if he's a person or not and besides the bullets bounced off)? Bro will be back in Illinois afore'n you know it, full of tales of what he saw and did here, some of which might even bear some slight resemblance to The Truth, such as it is.

Just thought you'd like to know.

I'm off to Everett WA next Tuesday, too.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Oct 09 - 11:04 AM

Over twelve hours and I'm still the only one who cares about poor, poor, Mom. No one else calls here or stops in to pour her a cup of tea and give her even a crust of moldy bread. Well, neither Rhizopus Nigricans nor Rhizopus Stolonifer has never stopped ME from giving Mom some moldy bread, and Salmonella Typhi won't prevent me from refilling her water bottle for her.

That's why I'm her favorite (favourite in non-English-spelling countries).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 03 Oct 09 - 11:14 AM

Rapaire, have Bob take you on a ride up on Rucker Hill. I lived on Laurel Drive for years. My mother sold the house and moved to Seattle after she retired, but it was a great place to live as a kid. This was back in the days when we still walked to school (a two mile walk was good for you) and my folks got lucky to buy the house on the salary of a librarian. I think, in 1965, it cost $35,000. (Bob should remember the house. I think he sent a note when the soffit caught fire a few years ago. Turns out I went to school with the current owner.) A trip out to see Dad's place at Priest Point would also be a nice drive (but they've improved the house so much he wouldn't recognise it.)

Old Home Week.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Oct 09 - 12:25 PM

Well, it IS a business conference, but I might maybe perhaps wraggle just a few moments away. Just maybe, mind you. Us librarians take our conferences seriously and attend every bullsession and evening beerswilling informal networking discussion we can.

We ARE, after all, professionals to the core and more.

Besides, how would Bob know what I look like? I haven't seen him in, oh, a couple of weeks or less now.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 03 Oct 09 - 12:47 PM

Just the fact that you know Everett, Washington (my home town, though I did live in West Seattle, Washington, until I was 11, but I wasn't born there and I'll keep that part to myself for a security question) says you MUST know Bob Nelson. There's no other answer for it.

Just put up another treatise on organic gardening. How many takers do you think I'll have to my premise that one should poke through the garden and remove some pests by hand, so you know what's out there? I need to take a class on insects. Or read a good text book.

Read it out loud to MOM. She'll enjoy the caterpillar close-ups.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Oct 09 - 06:43 PM

What? You think I called him yesterday or something?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Oct 09 - 09:25 PM

Sacred Datura is jimsonweed, and it's poisonous if you ain't careful. Try to be careful. Mom has enough grief in her life what with Amos and LH.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Oct 09 - 10:42 AM

Lordy, it's just Maggie, Mom and me (sounds like one of those books written from the dogs perspective).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 04 Oct 09 - 10:56 AM

I prefer a book written from the persepctive of a fruit bat. Doesn't Stella Luna visit jimson weed? Yes, I know what it is. It's a noxious beauty. The mice love the seeds and race around that part of the garden in winter eating them. They must be able to process the toxins. The dogs have been trying to process those mice, when I let them in the front yard. :)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Oct 09 - 11:54 AM

Them mice "process" the seeds alright -- that's what makes them run around and things. I don't think that mice have any special immunity to datura.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Oct 09 - 11:55 AM

For what it's worth, you can also graft tomatoes onto jimson weed. If you do, don't eat them. Texas needs liberal thinkers.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 04 Oct 09 - 01:02 PM

Thanks! Yes, those are all solanacea (nightshade) family. Amazing, actually what all that group of plants produce.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 04 Oct 09 - 02:00 PM

Have any need for this translator tool?
http://www.whoohoo.co.uk/main.asp


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 04 Oct 09 - 02:05 PM

Or, as Ali G would put it:
Alo yous mudcat folks. why iz yous wastin ya bells postin in da house? Is it coz I is black?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 04 Oct 09 - 02:07 PM

Get hout an' chek life. get away from ya poota
Hey, this is fun:)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Oct 09 - 02:22 PM

Who or what is Ali G.?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Oct 09 - 04:21 PM

To stray only slightly from whatever the subject is, my brother shot a 99/100/4X at 50 feet with my Kimber Model 82 last Thursday. Not too shabby for as hungover as he was at the time.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Oct 09 - 04:26 PM

And while we're talking about it, in order to develop a novel model to predict if a so called normal tetrahedral compound crystallizes in a wurtzite- or sphalerite superstructure type, the system Cu3AsS4-Cu3SbS4 was reinvestigated. A solid solution series was prepared and the mixed crystals were characterized by powder X-ray techniques. The crystal structures of Cu3As0.330Sb0.670S4, Cu3As0.736Sb0.264S4, and Cu3AsS4 were refined from single crystal X-ray data. The refinements converged to R = 0.0209, wR2 = 0.0484 (Cu3As0.330Sb0.670S4, 201 unique reflections, 15 parameters), R = 0.0235, wR2 = 0.0596 (Cu3As0.736Sb0.264S4, 218 reflections, 15 parameters), and R = 0.0241, wR2 = 0.0669 (Cu3AsS4, 721 reflections, 45 parameters). Z is 2 for all compounds. The volumes of the tetrahedra [MS4] were calculated for the investigated compounds. In addition, the corresponding data were calculated for further solids from literature data. The volumes of the tetrahedra are used to separate compounds with a sphalerite type anion arrangement from compounds with hexagonal packed anions. A closer inspection of the tetrahedra volumes reveals a greater variation for one given material in the case of wurtzite type superstructures than for sphalerite type superstructures.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 04 Oct 09 - 04:45 PM

Imperfection lies with the manufacturer, not the product.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Oct 09 - 05:21 PM

Ali G is a character created by Sacha Baron Cohen to satirize what I would assume is the hip-hop and Rap-based youth culture in the UK. He appears as the host of a talk show and does interviews with celebrities. Do a search on Youtube and you will find numerous episodes of Ali G's show.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Oct 09 - 06:27 PM

...Rap-based youth culture...

I beg your pardon? There is a "youth culture" based on ME? I have groupies, disciples, and everything and no one thought to tell me? Is there some reason I haven't been told until now?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Oct 09 - 06:35 PM

They figured that if you knew, it would go to your head and you'd become intolerably vain and self-satisfied.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Oct 09 - 06:40 PM

I am not, good sir, either William Shatner OR Shame McBride. I am far too humble to be led astray by such an event as an entire "youth culture" based upon me. My humility is well known, and I am quite proud of it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 04 Oct 09 - 06:54 PM

You gonna start mining lead in your back yard, Rap? Is that why the sphalerite chatter?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 04 Oct 09 - 08:06 PM

Did William Shatner invent Rap?

http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090818055612AACCrYF

'No Tears For Caesar'


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 04 Oct 09 - 08:32 PM

Rap is in the air:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oWPmxqiNdM


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Oct 09 - 10:32 PM

No, not recently. I was on television about a year ago, but mostly I leave the radio and TV gigs to my staff. I'll probably be on TV in the next month or so, though. Let me know if you want to watch and I'll let you know when and how.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Oct 09 - 09:59 AM

Once again, someone who really cares rescues Mom from a slide into oblivion.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 05 Oct 09 - 12:07 PM

Oh, the racket. They're putting in the other half of the roadbed up the hill from me. The washout for the concrete trucks is across the street. That thumping can put one out of sorts, especially if a headache is in the background. Rap, go rattle your sabre at them and ask them to take that further away, please. If they say no, you can threaten them accordingly. A blunderbuss probably won't work. What else is in the arsenal?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Oct 09 - 02:37 PM

.30-06, .30-30, .357, 7.65, 9mm short, 12 gauge, 20 gauge, several .22s, .50 muzzleloaders...I can get a full-auto AK47 with a few days notice if you'd like. But I suggest a bow -- silent and deadly, just the thing if you have a hangover headache.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Oct 09 - 04:02 PM

The answer is, obviously, bat guano and chamber lye.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 05 Oct 09 - 06:00 PM

I don't have a second story window from which to throw such materials. And no, no such luck as a hangover. Just an allergy-related headache.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Oct 09 - 06:08 PM

This allergy you're related to -- is it male or female? And if so, how close is the relationaship?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 05 Oct 09 - 07:30 PM

Hi MOM, I'm home.

Me 'n Amos sure had fun this weekend. Amos ain't home yet, and I just want to say, MOM, that you shouldn't be mad at him for leaving you in the airport bar at O'Hare. But the plane was due to take off, and you were too drunk to walk. I thought it was really solicitous of him to put that luggage tag around your wrist with your name and address on it before he had to rush off for the the flight to BWI.

Looks like you got home OK. All's well that ends well, and all that....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 05 Oct 09 - 09:53 PM

So that explains the taped letters across her hands and arms.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Oct 09 - 08:50 AM

And why I keep rescuing her from sneaking down the Skid Road to flop around in the gutter with all those who feel the need to get away from their families and responsibilities, who are so depraved as to not only lure poor Mom into such company but also abandon their own good Christian work ethic to bray the songs of the Devil and drink Evil Brews and do Lewd Things in public, expecting those of us who live Upright Lives to support them in their Evil Ways.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 06 Oct 09 - 08:52 AM

jealous, eh Rap?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Oct 09 - 10:56 AM

Like hell!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Oct 09 - 11:17 AM

Well, we had a very conscientious and productive Getaway collecting, comparing and analyzing the provenance of rare ballads and other forms of ethnic musical expression. We attended numerous presentations and some quite intense informal peer-group discussions. All in all I think it was highly productive. I was very impressed with the vocal clarity of My Guru Always Said (who is Hils)) from England. Gordon Bok ran a nice workshop on certain ethnomusicological artefact as relating to the Mongolian Hill Tribe culture. Barry Finn presented on the idiosyncratic linguistic convention of Anglo-Saxon maritime tradition. Lonesome E.J. wailed on the harp and got skunked on sipping whiskey. One of the more remarkable aspects of t6his year's ethnomusicological convention (colloquially refered top as the Getaway) was the highly affect-inducing abundance of pulchritude which was supplied by Janie, Dani, KT, M-G-A-S, ClaireBear, Jacquie, Tink and a wide selection of other scholarly oviductarians. I believe even Kendall was finally forced to acknowledge the net yield of pulchritude for the year was well above averages for all known past Getaway conventions.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Oct 09 - 01:20 PM

Uh-huh. But no chimpanzees attended, right?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Oct 09 - 01:23 PM

They didn't let Gluon or the freds in either. Probably kept it kind of stoic and quiet that way, though.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 06 Oct 09 - 01:28 PM

Speaking from Experience, I am pretty sure Gluon does attend Getaway. The time warps are the give-away

And judging by what's left after the friday night pot-luck it is quite possible the freds attend as well.


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