Lyrics & Knowledge Personal Pages Record Shop Auction Links Radio & Media Kids Membership Help
The Mudcat Cafebrownie

Post to this Thread - Printer Friendly - Home
Page: [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24] [25] [26] [27] [28] [29] [30] [31] [32] [33] [34] [35] [36] [37] [38] [39] [40] [41] [42] [43] [44] [45] [46] [47] [48] [49] [50] [51] [52] [53] [54] [55] [56] [57] [58] [59] [60] [61] [62] [63] [64] [65] [66] [67] [68] [69] [70] [71] [72] [73] [74] [75] [76] [77] [78] [79] [80] [81] [82] [83] [84] [85] [86] [87] [88] [89] [90] [91] [92] [93] [94] [95] [96] [97] [98] [99] [100] [101] [102] [103] [104] [105] [106] [107] [108] [109] [110] [111] [112] [113] [114] [115] [116] [117] [118] [119] [120] [121] [122] [123] [124] [125] [126] [127] [128] [129] [130] [131] [132] [133] [134] [135] [136] [137] [138] [139] [140] [141] [142] [143] [144] [145] [146] [147] [148] [149] [150] [151] [152] [153] [154] [155] [156] [157] [158] [159] [160] [161] [162] [163] [164] [165] [166] [167] [168] [169] [170] [171] [172] [173] [174] [175] [176] [177] [178] [179] [180] [181] [182] [183] [184] [185] [186] [187] [188] [189] [190] [191] [192] [193] [194] [195] [196] [197] [198] [199] [200] [201] [202] [203] [204] [205] [206] [207] [208] [209] [210] [211] [212] [213] [214] [215] [216] [217] [218] [219] [220] [221] [222] [223] [224] [225] [226] [227] [228] [229] [230] [231] [232] [233] [234] [235] [236] [237] [238] [239] [240] [241] [242] [243] [244] [245] [246] [247] [248] [249] [250] [251] [252] [253] [254] [255] [256] [257] [258] [259] [260] [261] [262] [263] [264] [265] [266] [267] [268] [269] [270] [271] [272] [273] [274] [275] [276] [277] [278] [279] [280] [281] [282] [283] [284] [285] [286] [287] [288] [289] [290] [291] [292] [293] [294] [295] [296] [297] [298] [299] [300] [301] [302] [303] [304] [305] [306] [307] [308] [309] [310] [311] [312] [313] [314] [315] [316] [317] [318] [319] [320] [321] [322] [323] [324] [325] [326] [327] [328] [329] [330] [331] [332] [333] [334] [335] [336] [337] [338] [339] [340] [341] [342] [343] [344] [345] [346] [347] [348] [349] [350] [351] [352] [353] [354] [355] [356] [357] [358] [359] [360] [361] [362] [363] [364] [365] [366] [367] [368] [369] [370] [371] [372] [373] [374] [375] [376] [377] [378] [379] [380] [381] [382] [383] [384] [385] [386] [387] [388] [389] [390] [391] [392] [393] [394] [395] [396] [397] [398] [399] [400] [401] [402] [403] [404] [405] [406] [407] [408] [409] [410] [411] [412] [413] [414] [415] [416] [417] [418] [419] [420] [421] [422] [423] [424] [425] [426] [427] [428] [429] [430] [431] [432] [433] [434] [435] [436] [437] [438] [439] [440] [441] [442] [443] [444] [445] [446] [447] [448] [449] [450] [451] [452] [453] [454] [455] [456] [457] [458] [459] [460] [461] [462] [463] [464] [465] [466] [467] [468] [469] [470] [471] [472] [473] [474] [475] [476] [477] [478] [479] [480] [481] [482] [483] [484] [485] [486] [487] [488] [489] [490] [491] [492] [493] [494] [495] [496] [497] [498] [499] [500] [501] [502] [503] [504] [505] [506] [507] [508] [509] [510] [511] [512] [513] [514] [515] [516] [517] [518] [519] [520] [521] [522] [523] [524] [525] [526] [527] [528] [529] [530] [531] [532] [533] [534] [535] [536] [537] [538] [539] [540] [541] [542] [543] [544] [545] [546] [547] [548] [549] [550] [551] [552] [553] [554] [555] [556] [557] [558] [559] [560] [561] [562] [563] [564] [565] [566] [567] [568] [569] [570] [571] [572] [573] [574] [575] [576] [577] [578] [579] [580] [581] [582] [583] [584] [585] [586] [587] [588] [589] [590] [591] [592] [593] [594] [595] [596] [597] [598] [599] [600] [601] [602] [603] [604] [605] [606] [607] [608] [609] [610] [611] [612] [613] [614] [615] [616] [617] [618] [619] [620] [621] [622] [623] [624] [625] [626] [627] [628] [629] [630] [631] [632] [633] [634] [635] [636] [637] [638] [639] [640] [641] [642] [643] [644] [645] [646] [647] [648] [649] [650] [651] [652] [653] [654] [655] [656] [657] [658] [659] [660] [661] [662] [663] [664] [665] [666] [667] [668] [669] [670] [671] [672] [673] [674] [675] [676] [677] [678] [679] [680] [681] [682] [683] [684] [685] [686] [687] [688] [689] [690] [691] [692] [693] [694] [695] [696] [697] [698] [699] [700] [701] [702] [703] [704] [705] [706] [707] [708] [709] [710] [711] [712] [713] [714] [715] [716] [717] [718] [719] [720] [721] [722] [723] [724] [725] [726] [727] [728] [729] [730] [731] [732] [733] [734] [735] [736] [737] [738] [739] [740] [741] [742] [743] [744] [745] [746] [747] [748] [749] [750] [751] [752] [753] [754] [755] [756] [757] [758] [759] [760] [761] [762] [763] [764] [765] [766] [767] [768] [769] [770] [771] [772] [773] [774] [775] [776] [777] [778] [779] [780] [781] [782] [783] [784] [785] [786] [787] [788] [789] [790] [791] [792] [793] [794] [795] [796] [797] [798] [799] [800] [801] [802] [803] [804] [805] [806] [807] [808] [809] [810] [811] [812] [813] [814] [815] [816] [817] [818] [819] [820] [821] [822] [823] [824] [825] [826] [827] [828] [829] [830] [831] [832] [833] [834] [835] [836] [837] [838] [839] [840] [841] [842] [843] [844] [845] [846] [847] [848] [849] [850] [851] [852] [853] [854] [855] [856] [857] [858] [859] [860] [861] [862] [863] [864] [865] [866] [867] [868] [869] [870] [871] [872] [873] [874] [875] [876] [877] [878] [879] [880] [881] [882] [883] [884] [885] [886] [887] [888] [889] [890] [891] [892] [893] [894] [895] [896] [897] [898] [899] [900] [901] [902] [903] [904] [905] [906] [907] [908] [909] [910] [911] [912] [913] [914] [915] [916] [917] [918] [919] [920] [921] [922] [923] [924] [925] [926] [927] [928] [929] [930] [931] [932] [933] [934] [935] [936] [937] [938] [939] [940] [941] [942] [943] [944] [945] [946] [947] [948] [949] [950] [951] [952] [953] [954] [955] [956] [957] [958] [959] [960] [961] [962] [963] [964] [965] [966] [967] [968] [969] [970] [971] [972] [973] [974] [975] [976] [977] [978] [979] [980] [981] [982] [983] [984] [985] [986] [987] [988] [989] [990] [991] [992] [993] [994] [995] [996] [997] [998] [999] [1000] [1001] [1002] [1003] [1004] [1005] [1006] [1007] [1008] [1009] [1010] [1011] [1012] [1013] [1014] [1015] [1016] [1017] [1018] [1019] [1020] [1021] [1022] [1023] [1024] [1025] [1026] [1027] [1028] [1029] [1030] [1031] [1032] [1033] [1034] [1035] [1036] [1037] [1038] [1039] [1040] [1041] [1042] [1043] [1044] [1045] [1046] [1047] [1048] [1049] [1050] [1051] [1052] [1053] [1054] [1055] [1056] [1057] [1058] [1059] [1060] [1061] [1062] [1063] [1064] [1065] [1066] [1067] [1068] [1069] [1070] [1071] [1072] [1073] [1074] [1075] [1076] [1077] [1078] [1079] [1080] [1081] [1082] [1083] [1084] [1085] [1086] [1087] [1088] [1089] [1090] [1091] [1092] [1093] [1094] [1095] [1096] [1097] [1098] [1099] [1100] [1101] [1102] [1103] [1104] [1105] [1106] [1107] [1108] [1109] [1110] [1111] [1112] [1113] [1114] [1115] [1116] [1117] [1118] [1119] [1120]


BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Janie 15 Nov 09 - 07:13 PM
Janie 15 Nov 09 - 07:39 PM
Ed T 15 Nov 09 - 08:42 PM
Ed T 15 Nov 09 - 08:45 PM
Rapparee 15 Nov 09 - 10:12 PM
Janie 15 Nov 09 - 10:34 PM
Acme 15 Nov 09 - 10:46 PM
Janie 16 Nov 09 - 12:07 AM
Little Hawk 16 Nov 09 - 12:42 PM
Rapparee 16 Nov 09 - 02:20 PM
Little Hawk 16 Nov 09 - 03:38 PM
Ed T 16 Nov 09 - 04:56 PM
Janie 16 Nov 09 - 08:01 PM
Rapparee 16 Nov 09 - 10:36 PM
Little Hawk 16 Nov 09 - 10:39 PM
Rapparee 16 Nov 09 - 10:57 PM
Little Hawk 16 Nov 09 - 11:36 PM
Rapparee 17 Nov 09 - 09:40 AM
Acme 17 Nov 09 - 10:41 AM
Little Hawk 17 Nov 09 - 01:16 PM
Acme 17 Nov 09 - 01:21 PM
Little Hawk 17 Nov 09 - 01:34 PM
Rapparee 17 Nov 09 - 04:05 PM
Little Hawk 17 Nov 09 - 04:18 PM
Rapparee 17 Nov 09 - 05:58 PM
Little Hawk 17 Nov 09 - 06:06 PM
Ed T 17 Nov 09 - 06:56 PM
Rapparee 17 Nov 09 - 08:16 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 17 Nov 09 - 08:34 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 17 Nov 09 - 08:40 PM
Amos 17 Nov 09 - 08:50 PM
Amos 17 Nov 09 - 10:21 PM
Acme 17 Nov 09 - 11:00 PM
Little Hawk 18 Nov 09 - 02:27 AM
Amos 18 Nov 09 - 12:51 PM
Amos 18 Nov 09 - 01:37 PM
Little Hawk 18 Nov 09 - 04:33 PM
Amos 18 Nov 09 - 04:49 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 18 Nov 09 - 05:58 PM
Little Hawk 18 Nov 09 - 11:32 PM
Rapparee 18 Nov 09 - 11:41 PM
Janie 18 Nov 09 - 11:42 PM
Acme 19 Nov 09 - 10:32 AM
Amos 19 Nov 09 - 11:15 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 19 Nov 09 - 11:46 AM
Ed T 19 Nov 09 - 11:53 AM
Rapparee 19 Nov 09 - 12:03 PM
GUEST,Chongo Chimp 19 Nov 09 - 12:39 PM
Ed T 19 Nov 09 - 12:45 PM
Little Hawk 19 Nov 09 - 12:57 PM
Lyrics & Knowledge Search [Advanced]
DT  Forum
Sort (Forum) by:relevance date
DT Lyrics:






Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 15 Nov 09 - 07:13 PM

Been blowing leaves, washing windows, cleaning ovens, scrubbing floors.

All. Day. Long.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 15 Nov 09 - 07:39 PM

While brother Amos lolligags luxuriously in a room with a view.

Tain't fair. I've been good. I eat my peas, donate to public radio, am kind to old ladies, and don't spend nearly as much insulting the rest of you as does Amos.

The last luxury place I stayed in was the Motel 6 in Wytheville, VA. What was so luxurious about it was the room had enough towels, the ice machine worked, and it offered a choice of fine dining experiences near by, such as Cracker Barrel, Bob Evans, Shoney's, Wendy's, Subway and the restaurant in the truck stop across the highway. McDonald's, however, was a mile and half away, next to the strip mall on US 52.

The motel sits up on top of a hill. Everything in Wytheville sits up on top of a hill.   So it also offered a panoramic view of I-77/I-81 below.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 15 Nov 09 - 08:42 PM

Did Amos travel to Nibiru?


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 15 Nov 09 - 08:45 PM

"He who thinks he is a big shot is only a little shot who keeps on shooting"


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Nov 09 - 10:12 PM

Amos is in Berkeley, hanging out with druggies and hippies and radicals who would overthrown Our American Way Of Life and substitute for it Godless communism and National Public Radio and sex and drugs and rock-and-roll. But fear not, for the Idaho Legion is On The Job when they're all sober enough.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 15 Nov 09 - 10:34 PM

Sex, drugs and rock-and-roll?

Now I am really, really jealous!


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 15 Nov 09 - 10:46 PM

Oh, yeah, sex, drugs, and rock 'n roll. I used to know what that was at one time.

Janie, I understand the All. Day. Long. punctuation. I'm headed for motrin and a hot soak before bed tonight. I just moved a bunch of old video cassette tapes from a set of shelves so I could move the shelves, and then I moved the upright grand piano into that spot. I am so glad that I paid the man who moves my piano when it needs moving to put those really heavy duty piano casters on this 1,000 pound beauty. It is still work pushing it on a thick carpet, but I did it by myself.

I don't think the foundation will crack under this spot.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 16 Nov 09 - 12:07 AM

1 1/2 weeks ago a spent $230 dollars to get an impression made for Sum Yung Sun's bottom retainer which he could not find anywhere at my house or his Dad's. The replacement will be ready this Wednesday.

I found the original retainer today, in the course of my cleaning frenzy, underneath a skirted easy chair.

Grrrrrr.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Nov 09 - 12:42 PM

"the Idaho Legion is On The Job when they're all sober enough"

Sheesh. Meaning "never", correct? ;-)

Hey guys, I posted a video of me doing a Dylan song. Check the music section above.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Nov 09 - 02:20 PM

Dylan Thomas wrote songs? Donovan was just here; he took some M&Ms, as usual.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Nov 09 - 03:38 PM

"You're got a lotta nerve..."


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 16 Nov 09 - 04:56 PM

"Tears on the emails that I write...."


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 16 Nov 09 - 08:01 PM

Iff'n ya' ain't yet, go check out LH's video.

He actually doesn't look like a 4'5" runt with black hair, a beak nose and a scraggly beard.

And he can sing!


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Nov 09 - 10:36 PM

No, he can lip-synch.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Nov 09 - 10:39 PM

OH! You wound me, sir. I shall have to resign as your second in your future duels with Amos and perhaps even join the opposite camp. Or maybe I'll just send Chongo around to knock some sense into you.... ;-)


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Nov 09 - 10:57 PM

I shall have to resign as your second in your future duels with Amos and perhaps even join the opposite camp.

Which means that if Amos doesn't show up, YOU gotta fight in his place.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Nov 09 - 11:36 PM

As Shane would say, "I'm shakin', man, I'm shakin'..." ;-)


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Nov 09 - 09:40 AM

You know danged good and well that Amos wouldn't show up. And I'd hate to eliminate one of Shame's good friends and leave him without someone to go his bail.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 17 Nov 09 - 10:41 AM

Lovely day out, MOM! Once you get outside in the sun you'll warm up. Let's go rake some leaves! If those boys want to fight, we'll just make them work instead. They can throw leaves on each other if they want. (Just don't let Rap make the mistake he did a few years ago, when he thought that huge pile of leaves would softly break his fall. He nearly broke his buttocks, as I recall.)


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Nov 09 - 01:16 PM

You're suggesting that I'm the only "friend" Shane has? Well....maybe. There is Don, but brothers don't really count, I guess.

What weapons do you have in mind? I need to know what I should be trembling over.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 17 Nov 09 - 01:21 PM

Budding musician! (a coworker's grandson)


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Nov 09 - 01:34 PM

LOL! Not bad.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Nov 09 - 04:05 PM

Well, that would depend upon the choice, wouldn't it? I myself prefer the method used by Israel Putnam.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Nov 09 - 04:18 PM

Hmmm...

Israel Putnam

(scroll down a bit for his biography)

Sounds like a real man of action. I'm assuming he'd have used a dueling pistol?


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Nov 09 - 05:58 PM

Nor with a blade.

I suggest you keep researching the subject. Moreover, I urge you to eat onions while doing so.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Nov 09 - 06:06 PM

And I suggest that you up your daily intake of apricots. Fresh ones only! Dried are no good.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 17 Nov 09 - 06:56 PM

I looked out the window and what did I see?
Popcorn popping on the apricot tree.
Spring has brought me such a nice surprise!
Popcorn popping right before my eyes.
I can take a handful and make a treat.
A popcorn ball that smells so sweet.
It wasn't really so, but it seemed to be
Popcorn popping on the apricot tree.
-Georgia W. Bello, 1924 arranged by Betty Lou Cooney.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Nov 09 - 08:16 PM

Well Mom, I'm off to Indiana bright and early tomorrow morning. Gotta retire, you know. I'll try to write when I get there!


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 17 Nov 09 - 08:34 PM

This is post #32433.

32433 is the Zip Code for De Funiak Springs, Florida. I've eaten in a Chinese restaurant there. It was okay, but don't go out of your way to try it.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 17 Nov 09 - 08:40 PM

This is post #32434.

32434 is the Zip Code for Mossy Head, Florida. It's where Interstate 10 and US 90 are so close together you could spit from one roadway to the other, given a decent tailwind.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Nov 09 - 08:50 PM

Dang, Little Hawk, that is one impressive video, man!! You sound just like old Z his own self!!!



A


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Nov 09 - 10:21 PM

BeeDub is on a Zip Code Bender!!

Hi, Mom. We just got home, drove all the way down from Grass VValley to San Diego. I went up to Grass Valley to spring my brother from thehospital, which we did, and drive him home so he can recuperate from his stay in the hospital. He's doing better. They sure do poke and prod a lot in them hospitals.

Before that we were in Berkeley and Oakland attending a couple of performances by my favorite trumpet player in the world, Ms Barky the Magnificent.

Before that we stopped in to pay a visit to Mudlark and swap a few songs which is always the most delightful experience. She has a duet working up with an English friend that is to die for the way they play and sing together, I yam telling ya!!

I am very glad to be home, though. A VERY long weekend.



A


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 17 Nov 09 - 11:00 PM

Hey, Bee-dub, I hope you have all of that pot activity out of your system for the winter. Will you be darkening MOM's door more often now?


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 02:27 AM

Thanks, Amos. ;-) As you know, I love Mr Z like he was my own brother, so it's good to hear you say that.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 12:51 PM

Man, the problem with walking away from work and then coming back is that people save stuff up for you.

The key is not coming back, I guess...



A


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 01:37 PM

November 18, 2009 | 7:33 am
A man authorities call the "geezer bandit" robbed his fifth bank this week in San Diego County.

FBI officials officials said the man robbed a Bank of America in La Jolla on Monday evening, brandishing a gun and demanding money from a teller.

Since August, the man is suspected of robbing banks in San Diego, Rancho Santa Fe and Santee.

The robber is described as a thin white man with gray hair in his 70s, between 5 feet, 10 inches and 6 feet, 3 inches tall. Because he has used a gun, he should be considered armed and dangerous, agents said.


Rapaire,

I know you said you were going to Indiana. But next time you come to San Diego on business, you can at least drop by and say hello. I won't tell anyone...



A


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 04:33 PM

LOL! I knew this was going to happen. He's been skating perilously near the edge for months now. Better put Chongo on the case, I say.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 04:49 PM

Chongo tells a joke to his friends


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 05:58 PM

Stilly, we still have another week of pretty heavy pottery activity for the season. After Thanksgiving weekend, we won't be doing any more active pot selling until early March.

By the way, I may be out of town when the post number corresponding to my own Zip Code comes up. If so, whoever makes that post will win a prize, to be announced upon my return.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 11:32 PM

That is probably Chongo's most famous appearance on video, at least prior to the 2008 presidential campaign. Pretty spiffy duds, eh?


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 11:41 PM

No, Amos, I'm in Indiana, safely ensconced for the nonce at a friend's house (yes, to your surprise I do have some friends). And I am quite certain that Barky is far better than Herby or Diz or even Gabriel -- possibly even better than I am. That's because it's TRUMPET, the instrument given to Humanity by whatever rules the Universe.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 11:42 PM

groan........


But definitely Chongo.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 10:32 AM

Me me me! I want to hit your zip code! I've seen photos of your pots--I'd love one as a prize! :)

I wonder if we can lure a few other Mudcat crafters from the east coast into MOAB? I suspect we've gone way past Guy Wolf's zip code, those folks in Connecticut have numbers in the ten thousands. Hmmmm. Haven't seen John Hardly for a while. Bauman, what's your zip code?


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 11:15 AM

Rapaire Denies Charges of Geezer Banditry! "At a Friend's in Indiana" His Defense!! Detectives Assert Claim is Uncorroborated!! Facebook Defriending by the Score!


Seriously, though, I knew it wasn't you after reflecting a bit. You aren't that thin...


A


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 11:46 AM

John's Zip Code is 46580. Roughly 14,000 posts to go....


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 11:53 AM

Lonesome 77203is Houston, TX
(You're the only one I'm givingthis new number to)


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 12:03 PM

Ah, Amos...my friend is a lawyer (as is my wife), admitted to full practice in Indiana (state and federal courts), admitted to practice before the United State Supreme Court, and an Associate Dean of Law at an ABA-approved law school. She received her JD from the University of Notre Dame, her Master's from the University of Oregon, and her bachelor's degree from Creighton. She is also ABD in American History and owns a dachshund named "Huey."

I really don't think Mary would perjure herself in court, and I can PROVE beyond a shadow of a doubt that I have been nowhere near San Diego since I had dinner with you and you wife.

YOU, on the other hand, have a perfect hideout AND a SEEMINGLY air-tight alibi. But a little stage make-up, the tiniest bit of acting ability, a water pistol painted all black...come to think of it, you wouldn't need the grease paint or the acting....


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 12:39 PM

So yer sayin', Rap, that this could be a brazen attempt by the REAL miscreant to misdirect people's attention away from his own foul play and pin the blame on an innocent party? Hmmm. It bears lookin' into, that's for sure...

- Chongo


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 12:45 PM

A sinking feeling has been lurking at your door,
That it is real you can`t deny you must ignore.

Sing like the angel that you know you`ll never be,
And try to pin the blame on me.

The heart that beats inside your chest the awful need,
It burns with holy fire, righteousness, and greed.

Sing like the angel that you know you`ll never be,
And try to pin the blame on me.

Like the angel that you know you`ll never be,
But you still try and pin the blame on me.

"Breadwinner"


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 12:57 PM

Those are pretty interesting lyrics, Ed.

What I'd say about (real) Angels is...they don't pin blame, they inspire and lend great assistance.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate
Next Page

 


You must be a member to post in non-music threads. Join here.


You must be a member to post in non-music threads. Join here.



Mudcat time: 26 April 4:15 AM EDT

[ Home ]

All original material is copyright © 1998 by the Mudcat Café Music Foundation, Inc. All photos, music, images, etc. are copyright © by their rightful owners. Every effort is taken to attribute appropriate copyright to images, content, music, etc. We are not a copyright resource.