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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Amos 01 Jun 10 - 11:11 PM
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Amos 01 Jun 10 - 11:21 PM
Eiseley 01 Jun 10 - 11:29 PM
Acme 02 Jun 10 - 12:10 AM
VirginiaTam 02 Jun 10 - 02:44 AM
MMario 02 Jun 10 - 09:09 AM
Eiseley 02 Jun 10 - 10:15 AM
Rapparee 02 Jun 10 - 10:36 AM
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MMario 02 Jun 10 - 11:24 AM
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MMario 02 Jun 10 - 11:51 AM
GUEST,Eiseley 02 Jun 10 - 04:39 PM
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Amos 02 Jun 10 - 04:49 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Jun 10 - 11:08 PM

)gat=gay)

But when she came up to that thread
Her hope they were forsaken
For Amos had come like a bird in the night
And the spinner it was taken!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Jun 10 - 11:09 PM

Rapaire leaped out and loudly roared
That spinner wishing greatly,
But all that he could write was
"Go to sleep"
For he had arrived too lately.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Jun 10 - 11:11 PM

Then Amos cried in deep regret
Alas I an a sinner!
And to Fayre Lady Eisely,
Who posteth so wisely
I shall give o'er this spinner.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Jun 10 - 11:13 PM

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Jun 10 - 11:21 PM


 For what is real, and what is
aboriginal, cannot be fucked with.



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 01 Jun 10 - 11:29 PM

He set his hook upon the post.
His hooks he set, did he.
And snatched away the spinner fair,
From fussing Rapaire.

He set his glinting hooks and then
Right boldly did he post
And ate the spinner winner's dinner---
A better meal than most!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 02 Jun 10 - 12:10 AM

Spinners for dinner? What are you doing, eating plates?

We don't have squirrel problems here. I have a couple of nuts guarding me from squirrels. So far the score is

Dogs: 5 (more or less. If you count possums, birds, snakes, etc., much higher)   
Squirrels: 0

If you get my drift. Catching squirrels is fine entertainment.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 02 Jun 10 - 02:44 AM

Dearest Shane

Okay, folkes, here is taday's big qwestion:

How many corkpullers does it take to flip the sox off'n a dead preist?


I am setting you a challenge to correct your spelling in the above.

Just rewrite 3 times with corrections. Then we will work together on your sentence diagramming, sweetie.   

If you don't do this, I will stand over you and make you read







Goethe, by candle light, without a dictionary.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 02 Jun 10 - 09:09 AM

Did Amos just dangle his participle in front of MOM?

That is *so* SICK


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 02 Jun 10 - 10:15 AM

And not only will he have to read Goethe by candlelight without a dictionary but it will be in German in the old script, right?

Eiseley


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Jun 10 - 10:36 AM

That there writin' looks like what mah Great-great Aunt Tillie used ta write. She wrote real good, only nobody could read it any. She'd read it to us only we couldn't unnerstand it any, what with her using words like "Scheissheiss" and "Generalstaatsverordnetenversammlungen" amd "Alterthumswissenschaften" and "Kinderbewahrungsanstalten" and "Unabhaengigkeitserklaerungen" and "Wiedererstellungbestrebungen" and
"Waffenstillstandsunterhandlungen." Sometimes you'd sorta maybe understand something that was kinda on the edge of yer mind, kinda ticklin' fer meaning, but there weren't none. So only mein Bruddder learnt any German and the other two of use stuck to languages folks could unnerstand, like Profane and Obscene and Vulgar.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Jun 10 - 10:52 AM

But I do remember reading Goethe by candlelight, thrilling to such statments as "Das Leben gehört den Lebenden an, und wer lebt, muss auf Wechsel gefasst sein"* and, of course, "Daher denn auch der Mathematiker seine Formelsprache so hoch steigert, uns, insofern es möglich, in der meßbaren und zählbaren Welt die unmeßbare mitzubegreifen. Nun erscheint ihm alles greifbar, faßlich und mechanisch, und er kommt in den Verdacht eines heimlichen Atheismus, indem er ja das Unmeßbarste, welches wir Gott nennen, zugleich mitzuerfassen glaubt und daher dessen besonderes oder vorzügliches Dasein aufzugeben scheint." Not knowing German (except for Certain Words) I had no idea what I was reading, but it sure was Romantic as all get out.


*Eiseley, take note.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 02 Jun 10 - 11:24 AM

Not knowing German (except for Certain Words) I had no idea what I was reading, but it sure was Romantic as all get out.


Much the same relationship that stands between Shane and English.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Jun 10 - 11:27 AM

I didn't realize that Shame was attempting to communicate anything at all. So those aren't just random grunts and body noises! Coulda fooled me!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 02 Jun 10 - 11:51 AM

Anyone reading the "White Rabbits" thread? Fascinating....it would fit right in here....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Eiseley
Date: 02 Jun 10 - 04:39 PM

Rapaire, you did reproduce a line of Goethe all right, but so much less romantic than, say, The Sorrows of Young Werther, who died for love.

I surely hope you didn't whisper the words of "Proverbs in Prose" into your beloved's ear, or she would have good reason to whop you on the head.

Eiseley


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Eiseley
Date: 02 Jun 10 - 04:40 PM

Only 29 more posts until a BIG NUMBER. Do you have a poem for us, Amos?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Jun 10 - 04:41 PM

Nein, nein, Eiseley. Ich sprachen sie Deutsch nicht.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Jun 10 - 04:49 PM

IT is stunning after all these years to see yon Rapaire posing as a Self-Referential Loop, like one of those pieces of paper that says "Please turn over" and says "The other side of this paper is true" on one side and "The other side of this paper is a damned liar" on the other...the kind of intricate sui-torsion that made so much money for Godel, Escher and Bach and all its anecedent convoluted navel-gazing tail-chasing philosophical shortwits.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Jun 10 - 04:51 PM

Si, y yo hablo Espanol muy uno poco tambien.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Jun 10 - 05:12 PM

Je parle Francaise un peu.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Jun 10 - 05:36 PM

"Muy." Sorry, should be "mas".


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Jun 10 - 05:46 PM

Here. The video is nearly as cute as I am.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 02 Jun 10 - 06:09 PM

What a sweet video. I hope the person filming it was safe behind a sturdy wall. Mother moose can be pretty ferocious when they think their babies are in danger.

Rejoice with me! My three-week-long, very intensive Advanced Storytelling Class is over!!!

It was fun, but hard. You are now invited to "attend" my storytelling concert here. Everyone in the class recorded a fable---either one adapted from a fable in the public domain, or one he or she created. I chose the latter option and wrote one called "The Strong City." Please enjoy!

Eiseley


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Jun 10 - 06:52 PM

B R A V O!


B R A V O!


B R A V O!


B R A V O!




Very nice job, Ms Eiseley!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 02 Jun 10 - 07:12 PM

Well done, Eiseley!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Jun 10 - 07:18 PM

As her former Boss I must, in all modesty, refrain from comment except to say that if she doesn't finish with a 4.0...things will happen.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 02 Jun 10 - 07:28 PM

To whom, Rapaire?




or as Amos would say, "To who?"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 02 Jun 10 - 07:30 PM

Naturally to the people who don't award A's. Rap has an arsenal, you know.

Eiseley


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Jun 10 - 07:40 PM

When??? When have I EVER said "To who"???? What do y ou take me for, some kind of turtledove?



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 02 Jun 10 - 07:45 PM

Rats. Amos, I didn't mean to misrepresent you.   

You, of course would never ask "To who?", but rather "Who to?"

(Hey, you want a fuss, call Rapaire. You want some one to blow a simple one-liner, I'm your girl!)


Eiseley, you have confirmed a suspicion I've been harboring over the last few days. That big sink hole in Guatamala that people believe was caused by all the rain? Well, I don't buy it. I think that was the result of a warning shot fired from somewhere in Idaho. It was supposed to traverse Texas and land harmlessly in Campeche Bay.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 02 Jun 10 - 07:57 PM

Why is my 'puter table, puter, and keyboard swarming with ants?

And while I am on the subject, why did I come home from my weekend travels to find a cluster of dead bees (I think they are mason bees, but especially why would I find mason bees) on the floor and the foot of the bed in the guest room?

And why are earwigs dropping out of every faucet when I turn on water over the past week?

It all really bugs me.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 02 Jun 10 - 09:17 PM

Not a turtledove, Amos.

A big, lovely, Barn Owl. They don't dangle prepositions, but often dangle mice, voles, squirrels, etc.    I'm sure there must be some common link between the two.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Jun 10 - 11:31 PM

ith the fine sharp edges only the most well-rounded fusses can boast of. is perfectly acceptable colloquial English. It is not formal, not Latinate, not pompous, not polysyllabilically Germanic like that mad Prussian prose we get from Idaho, but by God it is understandable and says what it means to say. I make no apologies for it, no matter whom I am asked to make them to.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 02 Jun 10 - 11:46 PM

Churchillian---or not, I think your English is just fine, Amos.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Jun 10 - 11:48 PM

Congratulations, Janie. You are one of the very few people who have ever actually SEEN a computer bug instead of merely experiencing one.

Amos, I am quite capable of eschewing my usual style of prose (which gives the reader the benefit of an assumption of a modicum of intelligence and erudition) and attempt communication in a more academic or obfuscating manner (such as Governmentese). Or, should you prefer, I can lower my style to that of, shall we say, Shame McBride. Which would you prefer?

(Not speaking German I'm afraid I cannot communicate in Germanic polysyllables. Making head-on collisions out of poor old ordinary words seems to me to be a way to wreck communications, not improve them. But as Schiller wrote, "Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens.")


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 03 Jun 10 - 12:25 AM

heeheehee


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 03 Jun 10 - 12:41 AM

Let's see one of ya'll trump that for BS.

BS + meaningless. don't get no better than that, Ma.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 03 Jun 10 - 02:10 AM

Getting very close to another K, aren't we? And you guys haven't been hovering over it this evening?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 03 Jun 10 - 02:14 AM

You are old, father William...

"You are old, father William," the young man said,
"And your hair has become very white;
And yet you incessantly stand on your head
Do you think, at your age, it is right?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 03 Jun 10 - 02:14 AM

"In my youth," father William replied to his son,
"I feared it might injure the brain;
But, now that I'm perfectly sure I have none,
Why, I do it again and again."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 03 Jun 10 - 02:14 AM

"You are old," said the youth, "as I mentioned before,
And you have grown most uncommonly fat;
Yet you turned a back-somersault in at the door
Pray what is the reason for that?"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 03 Jun 10 - 02:15 AM

"In my youth," said the sage, as he shook his grey locks,
"I kept all my limbs very supple
By the use of this ointment one shilling a box
Allow me to sell you a couple?"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 03 Jun 10 - 02:16 AM

"In my youth," said his fater, "I took to the law,
And argued each case with my wife;
And the muscular strength, which it gave to my jaw,
Has lasted the rest of my life."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 03 Jun 10 - 02:16 AM

"You are old," said the youth, "one would hardly suppose
That your eye was as steady as ever;
Yet you balanced an eel on the end of your nose
What made you so awfully clever?"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 03 Jun 10 - 02:16 AM

"I have answered three questions, and that is enough,"
Said his father. "Don't give yourself airs!
Do you think I can listen all day to such stuff?
Be off, or I'll kick you down stairs.

36000


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 03 Jun 10 - 10:33 AM

WOw!! A serial Tour de Force by Ms Sage!!

Rapaire, why must you carry on so!?! We ALL know how onderful you are!!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Jun 10 - 11:01 AM

Cuss u sed that stuf bout jirmanik polly silly bulls. So I am gonna make kumunikashun ezer for u by writen stuf at yor levle of talken. U r a nis guy mostlee an I want for u to unnerstan wat I rite.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 03 Jun 10 - 11:13 AM

Janie - maybe your keyboard is like a peony and is about to bloom?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 03 Jun 10 - 11:58 AM

If u cn rd ths u cn gt a gd jb nd mk gd mney.
If u wrt lk ths u r a mron.

I am sorry to say it Rapaire but in the interest of remedial education I should point out that to qualify as high-grade BS an assertion must have some thread of connection to reality. Complete delusion, such as you have lately expressed, is a bridge too far.


A


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