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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Amos 27 Sep 04 - 09:37 AM
GUEST,Rev. Jimmy Ray Humbrew 27 Sep 04 - 01:30 PM
GUEST,Tweedwhoisaslokhandarzz 27 Sep 04 - 05:16 PM
Amos 27 Sep 04 - 07:47 PM
GUEST,Norma Fertilesticks 27 Sep 04 - 09:53 PM
Rustic Rebel 27 Sep 04 - 10:05 PM
Amos 27 Sep 04 - 10:25 PM
Rapparee 27 Sep 04 - 10:48 PM
GUEST,Rev. Jimmy Ray Humbrew 28 Sep 04 - 08:17 AM
Amos 28 Sep 04 - 08:40 AM
Amos 28 Sep 04 - 10:45 AM
MMario 28 Sep 04 - 10:54 AM
GUEST,Jimmy Ray Humbrew 28 Sep 04 - 01:13 PM
Acme 28 Sep 04 - 01:20 PM
Amos 28 Sep 04 - 06:45 PM
Rustic Rebel 28 Sep 04 - 11:03 PM
Amos 28 Sep 04 - 11:23 PM
Rustic Rebel 28 Sep 04 - 11:46 PM
Rapparee 29 Sep 04 - 09:01 AM
Amos 29 Sep 04 - 09:22 AM
Amos 29 Sep 04 - 01:00 PM
CarolC 29 Sep 04 - 03:50 PM
GUEST,Aunt Tillie 29 Sep 04 - 04:56 PM
Amos 29 Sep 04 - 04:56 PM
CarolC 29 Sep 04 - 05:21 PM
Rapparee 29 Sep 04 - 06:31 PM
Amos 29 Sep 04 - 06:56 PM
Rapparee 30 Sep 04 - 08:45 AM
MMario 30 Sep 04 - 09:01 AM
Amos 30 Sep 04 - 09:27 AM
Rapparee 30 Sep 04 - 01:14 PM
Amos 30 Sep 04 - 01:20 PM
MMario 30 Sep 04 - 01:21 PM
Amos 30 Sep 04 - 01:54 PM
Rapparee 30 Sep 04 - 05:17 PM
Rapparee 01 Oct 04 - 09:13 AM
Amos 01 Oct 04 - 10:53 AM
Rapparee 01 Oct 04 - 11:39 AM
Amos 01 Oct 04 - 03:47 PM
MMario 01 Oct 04 - 03:59 PM
Amos 01 Oct 04 - 04:40 PM
Acme 01 Oct 04 - 06:50 PM
Rapparee 02 Oct 04 - 09:56 AM
Rustic Rebel 03 Oct 04 - 02:59 AM
Rapparee 03 Oct 04 - 09:55 AM
Amos 03 Oct 04 - 12:09 PM
Ima Gittin' 03 Oct 04 - 05:05 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Sep 04 - 09:37 AM

You think I'M a sinner, you two-bit, moralizing, sanctimonious, pusillanimous, authoritarian, smarmy, hypocritical, son of a bitch? I don't go around using pretend spirituality to get laid. That sort of betrayal is cosmically evil and far beyond the realm of minor pecadilloes. It deserves a special suite in the depths of Hades.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Rev. Jimmy Ray Humbrew
Date: 27 Sep 04 - 01:30 PM

Oh, Brother Amos! Even though you have hardened your heart to The Lord, both He and I still love you. I will pray that your feet will be set upon the Path Of Righteousness and that you will again be enfolded in the Bosom of Abraham. The Lord forgives your hard-heartedness, Brother Amos, and I can do no less than forgive you as well. We will pray unceasingly that you will soon recoved the Innocent and Trusting Ways you had as a child, for it is written that unless you become as a child you shall not enter into The Kingdom.

Sincerely yours,
Rev. Jimmy Ray


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Tweedwhoisaslokhandarzz
Date: 27 Sep 04 - 05:16 PM

Brother Jimmy I would ruther be locked in the bosooms obv RusticRebel (or CarolC's ef she warn't the Sailor's gal) any old day than in thet smelly old goatherd Aberham's. Whut the hell were you thinkin'? How kin you atterakt enny bobby wif rewards such as them you offer?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Sep 04 - 07:47 PM

Good enough, Jimmy Ray -- sorry to hear you won't be making the cut then. Ain't no child writing them devious invitations to disgrace and hounding after the failure of a maiden's virtue. You going down by your own belief system, big buddy, and I can't say as how I am too sorry to hear it. Don't forget your salt tabs and your tanning lotion, now, y'hear?

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Norma Fertilesticks
Date: 27 Sep 04 - 09:53 PM

Rev. Jimmy Ray Humbrew, I think you are really a nice man but I don't think my religioeus ways calls for a lesson from a pastor of the Lord to teach me sex and divine love. I will wait for love to find me and then I will know what to do when it's my time to do it. I think Amos is right and a very nice man to tell you to just stay away from me because I think amos is a very, very smart man and I know he's wiser than a lot of people here so i trust him very much. I trust him more than you Rev. Jimmy Ray Humbrew. But I have to tell you your very funny to, ha ha ha. I think since this is the mom of bs that you are being funny with me so I can take everything you say to me as a joke. Ha, ha ha. I have to go now I have to go back to school for a high diving contest at the pool of lovers leap. ha ha ha. Love, Norma


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 27 Sep 04 - 10:05 PM

I heard that, Tweed who is really Kandu. Did you hear that Jimmy? Tweed who is really Kandu would rather be locked in my bosooms or Carol's than listen to your harping (or what ever you said Tweed)!
I would rather be locked in Tweed's dirty boxer shorts than listen to that shit myself! Sounds like we got a pervert on our hands huh?
P.S. I hope that doesn't start the old conversation back up about your shorts though TweedwhoisreallyKandu. Please do not mail them to me in a box of sand okay?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Sep 04 - 10:25 PM

Norma, you have honored me and I am grateful and touched by the scintillating light and insightful wit and humor you have shown here. Thankee, ma'a'm. If I didn't think you were Little Hawk in disguise I would come right over there and give one good smack on the cheek in thanks!!

:>)

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Sep 04 - 10:48 PM

Oh, go ahead, Amos. You'll get beardburn, but better to kiss LH than the Rev. Jimmy. LH won't try to get into your pants (I think).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Rev. Jimmy Ray Humbrew
Date: 28 Sep 04 - 08:17 AM

For shame! Yes, for shame! All of you are going to Hell unless you change and follow the Right Path To The Lord!

I shall pray for all of you, beseeching the Lord that you be saved. Norma, my child, I shall pray especially for you. Brother Amos, when you are burning in the Eternal Fire, you will cry out to Lazarus sitting at the right hand of Abraham and beseech him for a drop of water -- yes! a single drop of filthy water upon his fingertip! -- and he will not give it to you, replying that between you a great gulf is fixed.

Repent now, Brother Amos, before the Fire That Never Goes Out consumes your soul.

But I will pray for all of you, and you may call upon me when you See The Light and Open Your Souls and I will respond. For it is Never Too Late to turn away from the Path of Darkness.

Sincerely yours,
Rev. Jimmy Ray


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Sep 04 - 08:40 AM

Go for it, Jimmy. Get what joy you can out of your perfervid, fevered imaginings. Just keepa you hands off the real thing, as you aren't qualified.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Sep 04 - 10:45 AM

I get more salvation from one beaming smile from a pretty girl, Reverend, than I would ever get from your dictatorial hijinks and book-pandering scramble for a non-existant moral high ground unmerited by competency, humor, or insight. Now I know not everyone can be smart and insightful, and it takes a heap o' work to get competent. But at least, you could lighten your sorry Bible-thumping ass up a bit and notice that you are being, in effect, an ideological baboon.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 28 Sep 04 - 10:54 AM

amozing what can happen on MOAB in a mere weekend


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Jimmy Ray Humbrew
Date: 28 Sep 04 - 01:13 PM

Ya know, brother Amoss, yor right. I am a srry ass, an I was only wantin to git my hands on that little Norma or Norm or whatever her name was. After I posted the las time I met a nice lady who I remonstraited with for wearin a miniskirt but she was awful nice and took me to have some liminade and I found out it had likkher in it and I like it. She was real nice too and could do some amazing things eith her tonge ant when she left me on the street my wallet waz gone. But I dunt care because she showed me the REAL path to happyness.

WHOOPEE!!

Sinfuly yers and happy bout it
Jimmy Ray


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 28 Sep 04 - 01:20 PM

Where's a hungry space monster threatening the planet's inhabitants when you need him? Sounds like the Rev. Jimmy might make a crispy snack pretty soon.

MUNCH

Don't drop any crumbs on Canada, now. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Sep 04 - 06:45 PM

Jimmy:

So glad you found a slice of happiness, pal. Now you have to figure out how to organize it so it works predictably! LOL!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 28 Sep 04 - 11:03 PM

I think I'm having a problem with this. How could a man of faith so easily be turned? How can two or three posts from the MOAB convince a man of the cloth to go ape-shit and jack-off into the full moon lit night pretending he was never a follower nor a lover of the lord?
What the fuck is up with that?
A young, tight, wanting young woman comes to visit the MOAB and the men go horny and or lose all faith.
Okay guys, there is something rather suspicious of the name, Norma Fertilesticks.
What is Fertilesticks?
Sounds like she's playing with you all and not only that but, no wait, well, now I have to stop in mid thought... Maybe being a virgin does represent a fertile type.
Oh.. Fuck it...
You go girl!! Get all these men up in statue. HA HA HA HA back at you.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Sep 04 - 11:23 PM

My most revered and darlingest RR:

It is simple. A confused but ripe flower was attacked by an underhanded seductor who chose to disguise his meat-driven obsessioon as a religiosity in Heaven's name, so as to make easier his conquest by associating himself with Infinite Paternal Godhead, when in fact all he was was finite insatiable foreskin.

You will concur this violates the rules and goes beyond the pale of normal jejeune seducitvity. It was snake-belly material of the lowest sort, an' I had no choice but to call him on it. So Ah did.

HE blustered and eventually confessed.

What of all this is hard to unnerstan? He got drunk, got laid, and gave over his pretense and confessed all.

Looks like Feminine Innocence has persevered as the Senior Wile after all, efen you ask me.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 28 Sep 04 - 11:46 PM

Finite insatiable foreskin
The protector of the bone.
The left-over skin of the anus.
The waging 'skin'ny war upon disease and virus.
The virtual skins of the weiners.
The foreplay to the man that owns up.
The nocturnal darkness to the urine organ

Amos, what have you done to me now?.....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Sep 04 - 09:01 AM

Well, that there organ must be urine, 'cuz it shore ain't mine! But wait...Hark!

What light through yonder window? Brakes?
Cane or car? Is it the East, and Rustic is the Son?
Arise, Rustic Son, and bump off with envious mooning
This vast o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof,
Fretted with golden fire, this foul and pestilent congregation
                                                       of vapoureurs.
No, no, Man delights me knot, no, nor Woman also
Though by your similing you would make it so.
What's his weapons? --Rapier and dagger.
And thou art killed, my lord.
It is not as deep as a well, nor as wide as a church door,
But 'twill serve, 'twill serve. Ask for me tomorrow
And you will find me a grave man, the paragon of animals,
The glory of the world, the vast cloud-capped palaces,
Must dissolve
And leave not a rack behind. We are rounded.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Sep 04 - 09:22 AM

Rounded to the rack, and the mortal frame,
In timèd duty dire condemned;
Yet when on sweet occasion certain songs or lights
Come forth, why, then we are redeemed again!
Such is the music of the morning breeze,
The light of dawn, the sigh of tides,
Or Rustic Rebel, pounding on the keys!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Sep 04 - 01:00 PM

Oh, rememe\ber, all ye of little faith, this Message from Downstairs:



For what is real, and what is aboriginal, cannot be fucked with.         



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: CarolC
Date: 29 Sep 04 - 03:50 PM

Tell me about this "Downstairs" place everyone keeps talking about. What is it, how did it get there, who's in it, and how did they get there? And, most importantly- what are they doing there?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Aunt Tillie
Date: 29 Sep 04 - 04:56 PM

Here, dears. I've done it up as a nice sampler for you.


 For what is real, and what is
aboriginal, cannot be fucked with.




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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Sep 04 - 04:56 PM

Carol:

Downstairs is a place where you can play cornet and piasno together without knowing how.

See :
BS: The Mother of all BS threads (4722* d)


[PM] Rustic Rebel
RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
23 Sep 04
Oh Shamble me Oh shamble man, do not be discongoriginated (is that really a word or did I make it up?)
For what is real and what is aboriginal, cannot be fucked with. (i just heard that from someone downstairs talking and thought it fit, no-matter what I was going to say)
Be it the King of all bullshit or be it the poet roper, the real question of the hour is......
When is it tea time?
Or else I would say the second question of the day would be...
Why did the bee choose to fly up my panties?


Endquote. That is where all this Downstairs began!! :)

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: CarolC
Date: 29 Sep 04 - 05:21 PM

But is it a mataphorical "downstairs" or is it a real place? Is "downstairs" just a state of mind? Is it a place we can aspire to go to or, a state of being we can attain? And when is "tea time"? Is it only "tea time" when we reach "downstairs"?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Sep 04 - 06:31 PM

Carol, that you are asking these questions is good. It shows that you are reaching out to The Infinite in your quest for self-realization. When you have achieved that, you will begin reaching out to understand The Teapot that is The Lotus that is The All. When that understanding is achieved, and very very few ever achieve it, you will have a very dim understand of Khanduwhoistweed and Tweedwhoisalsokhandu. No mortal being has ever achieved this final Understanding, but we must strive, for Striving Is All. As Camus (The Myth of Sysphus) so cogently put it, "The point is to live."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Sep 04 - 06:56 PM

Rapire:

You aren't trying to get laid, by any chance, are you? We gonna have to have some words, if so...

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Sep 04 - 08:45 AM

No, Amos. Just guiding a chela on her way to understanding the Heart of the Lotus. I haven't tried such a tactic on a young lady in, oh, a very very long time. Years and years. Besides, she was willing and certainly looked over 18. You can't prove I did it anyway, and I was either out of town or drunk or both on that date.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 30 Sep 04 - 09:01 AM

oh get off it, you two! Trying to convince CarolC that "downstairs" is real? yeah - right! and bill Shatner is the idol of millions! Next you'll be trying to convince us the moon shots were real.


I mean, BS is BS - but sometimes BS is Too much!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Sep 04 - 09:27 AM

I am sure it was real to RR when she mentioned it. The TImeless Slogan reached her ears from somewhere!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Sep 04 - 01:14 PM

Ah, Amos. Have you considered that It was given to her in a vision? Most earthshaking stuff has traditionally been delivered that way.

Or maybe by a burning bush?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Sep 04 - 01:20 PM

The best visions are realer than Real, truer than True, faster than a speeding Bullet and more powerful than a Locomotive. Look! Up in the sky!!....

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 30 Sep 04 - 01:21 PM

a still small voice in the quiet?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Sep 04 - 01:54 PM

Now that we have resolved the Battle of the Abs, and handled the Salvation of Jimmy Ray Humbrew, and assured the Preservation of Virtue of the Fertilesticks' Daughter Norma, and as well graced the legacy of English literature with some really nice couplets and a deathless motto on Aboriginal Truth and such, what's for lunch?

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Sep 04 - 05:17 PM

I had a gyro and spanakopita, in the company of my wife. Chocolate cake for dessert beforehand, too.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Oct 04 - 09:13 AM

Hi, Mom! I thought you'd enjoy this, which a friend sent me. I'm also too lazy to start a seperate thread about this, but you know that, don't you, Mom?

Subject: Fwd: FW: Top 9 comments made by NBC at the Olympics

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I
saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak
from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my
mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some
deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we
can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't
like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of
the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've
got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Oct 04 - 10:53 AM

If you had only listened to your mother, when she tried to teach you about perseverance, and doing things right, and a job well begun is half done, and a stitchin time, and doing what must be done... You could have had a dozen posts from that one resource!! But you threw it all away!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Oct 04 - 11:39 AM

My mother taught me to be generous and giving and caring.

That's why I'm not rich.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Oct 04 - 03:47 PM

What?....

You're NOT!!!????

This whole thread has been a terrible mistake!! My God!!

I feel so foolish!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 01 Oct 04 - 03:59 PM

Amos - what do you really expect from a guy who not only has spanakopita with his wife but admits it in public?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Oct 04 - 04:40 PM

My name is Rapaire....and...and...I....I had...well...ok, I had spanikopita with my wife....in public!!!

Hiiiii, Rapaire!!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 01 Oct 04 - 06:50 PM

Not only that, he confessed to eating his chocolate cake BEFORE he ate his lunch.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Oct 04 - 09:56 AM

Being a caring, generous, sensitive type of guy, I'll share the new hurricane levels with you all.

The new categories:

Category 1: "WUSSY"

Street signs blow over, bushes and shrubs are damaged, housecats meow slightly more loudly. Planning: duct taping your shrubs, kicking the cat, and shaking your fist triumphantly at Mother Nature for throwing such a weak-ass storm at you.

Category 2: "ALARMING"

Houses moan, some of the sicker looking trees may fall over, shingles blow off, small children complain. Planning: duct tape all the sick trees you may have on your property, as well as duct taping X's on your windows. This lets the wind know not to blow the glass in. Purchase bottled water, before everyone else snaps it up.

Category 3: "DEEPLY FRIGHTENING"

Houses collapse, mobile homes cease to exist in any normal functioning sense of the word, dogs fart explosively, healthy trees surrender. Planning: duct tape everything on your property, including the dog. Buy plywood and nail it over the windows, after first duct taping X's over the glass. Purchase bottled water and bleach. This is so if it looks like you're going to die, you can add the bleach to the water and drink it.

Category 4: "OHHHHH MY GOD"

Buildings fall, cars fly through the air, walls bleed, large sea mammals are carried several miles inland, entire regions disappear completely. Planning: Cover your entire house with duct tape X's to try and fool the hurricane into thinking the whole place is a gigantic window. Nail as much wood as you can find to the outside of the duct tape. Lock yourself and your family and your farting dog in the basement with the bottled water and bleach, and maybe some canned goods, a portable generator, and a gun to ward off looters in the apocalyptic aftermath that is sure to follow.

Category 5: "HOLY SHIT"

All trace of humanity is picked up several yards into the air and converted into bite-sized pieces, the Biblical leviathan surfaces from the depths, hell rises up and swallows mankind whole. Planning: screw the duct tape. Get into the basement and make peace with your God, Whomever He, She or It may be.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 03 Oct 04 - 02:59 AM

Just before I took a walk downstairs today
I thought what a frivilous way to start up a day.
Thinking I was going to play the accordian
and knowing that I was the only one to hear me (thank the lordian)
Downstairs
The place where the other people hang out.
Downstairs.
Is where I am not.
Downstairs
is a whole other life to be
Downstairs is where they are all up to plot...
ing against injustice... what the fuck is up
corruption.
Who the fuck is bought
Religion
and who says it's the way
Politician
you cannot have your way
Television
believe and you will stray
mortician
it may be a job.
Artist
that could be the other way
to say what you need to say and today is your day to say the thing that you need to say
Fall first and heal up later
bleed now and feel the warmth of the warmth of the warmth of the warm blood.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Oct 04 - 09:55 AM

Oh, my sentiments exactly!

Downstairs is where the servants plot the revolution. Downstairs is where they piss in the soup they serve Upstairs. Downstairs guzzles beer and whiskey (or whisky) while Upstairs sips sherry. Downstairs has life while Upstairs has animation. Eventually, Downstairs hangs Upstairs from the lamp post and becomes Upstairs and the whole thing starts all over again.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 03 Oct 04 - 12:09 PM

Some folks believe all truth
Comes from within
Others say all truth
Comes from Downstairs.
Upstairs and Downstairs are in the same house
Both are as true as air.
But Downstairs is a little more real, I think.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ima Gittin'
Date: 03 Oct 04 - 05:05 PM

Hello. Can I join ya'll?
I've just come in, from without.
I'm not from Downstairs,nor up.
Just glad to be where I am...and not inside out.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Oct 04 - 06:31 PM

Sure, Ima, climb on up the gangplank, salute the poop deck, pet the ship's dog, molest the cabin attendant (and don't confuse them!), slide down a halyard, keelhaul the bilge rats, pump out the head, hoist the mainbrace, mizzen the jib, and make yerself at home.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ima Gittin'
Date: 03 Oct 04 - 07:56 PM

confuse THEM????
ok.....here we go.

Climbin' the plank...
Salootin' the dog...
Poopin'.....er...hoisten' the Miz Keelhaul....
peelin' the head rats ...
jibberin' the bilgepump.....
and the attendant can do fer hisself!
Did I miss anathin'..?

*shoo* Glad to aboard!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ima Gittin'
Date: 03 Oct 04 - 08:01 PM

Sorry 'bout the time differnce...I'ma up here,Yankee way.....Wisconsin. Ya'll are an hour 'head a me. Dang time line thingy. Transplanted from Floriddy way....some time ago. But have my Mommy & baby Sis still there.


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