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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Dec 13 - 10:24 AM

Bloody Canadian wimps! 30 cm. -- why shucks, son, we got 8 FEET just up the road from my house and more comin'. 30 cm. is only about about a foot. Tell ya what -- I'll send you some snow, with you payin' the freight when it comes.

Nah, don't bother to thank me. I'm just doin' this in the innerest of bein' a good neighbor to yer South.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 12 Dec 13 - 11:14 AM

Wish I could find the pic of my buddy in Churchill Falls, Labrador standing beside a street light about 15' tall. The top of it was below his knees. Poor planning, I would say.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 12 Dec 13 - 11:34 AM

Blimey, that's what I call tall!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Dec 13 - 06:56 PM

I've seen guys stand on top of street lamps, even on top of buildings. All you need is a ladder or a lift or some scaffolding. This guy in Labbydoor -- was there any snow involved?

Out here every public building has a spiral stairway enclosed in a tower high enough that the staircase could be used in a snowfall at least 3,810 cms. higher than the building. This was started after the Great Snowfall of '08, when just before Christmas snow obeyed the Biblical injunction that "the valleys be filled" and dropped so much white stuff that it was flat from Chink Peak (2,065.02 meters) to the top of Kinport Peak (2,172.00 meters). Of course, that was a snowfall that only hits every 25 years or so.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Dec 13 - 07:22 PM

Oh... fact of the matter is, the deepest snow is up where they don't shovel snow. Snow is only a problem if you make it a problem.

Still, as I age, I simply don't like it anymore. And it ain't got nothin to do with how much if it's not over 5cm at a time... once a week. That looks pretty. Seasonal. Festive almost. But if the 1992 storm comes again (1.61m), I am seriously readin up on ObamaCare.

Don't care fer fluffies no more. And this wasn't a real Nor'Easter.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Dec 13 - 11:42 PM

Here I am, looking at last year's snow melting away. A few days later the golf course was open for play.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Dec 13 - 12:22 AM

Yeah, it gets ugly around here, too. But we tough it out until Spring...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Dec 13 - 12:29 AM

Of course when the going gets really tough we have to call out the motorized equipment to help us get back to normal operations. But that's winter for you...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 13 Dec 13 - 05:48 AM

From: GUEST
Date: 12 Dec 13 - 07:22 PM

I was sure I logged in using Chrome... of course, I was wrong.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 13 Dec 13 - 06:15 AM

From Rap:

"Out here every public building has a spiral stairway enclosed in a tower high enough that the staircase could be used in a snowfall at least 3,810 cms. higher than the building."

3,810 CMS ??

That's just over 38 metres in my language!!

Shom mishtake shirley!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 13 Dec 13 - 11:33 AM

Don't call him Shirley. He's heavily armed and I hear he's not that bad a shot.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 13 Dec 13 - 12:01 PM

We've gone from ice to mud. Mud after ice isn't like mud after a summer rain, it's a sticky insidious variety.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 13 Dec 13 - 06:33 PM

Ya mean that kinda mud what makes ya taller with every step?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 13 Dec 13 - 08:47 PM

It's the kind of mud that sticks to dogs' feet, to my feet, that is a slick as an oil spill, and that seems to take forever to go away.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Dec 13 - 10:09 PM

Wahl, m'am, that there's Texas mud. Ya see, ever'things bigger 'n' better in Texas, includin' the mud. That there mud was used ta make the Alamo, afore they moved it to downtown San Anton'. When that mud dried them Mexican cannonball's jist bounce right off, an' iffen they'd made the whole place outen it Travis wouldn't have lost.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Dec 13 - 11:33 PM

Trust Rapp to know about whut's bigger'n whut. HE was designing tall tales when he was knee-high to a grasshopper, and the tales were only knee-high to an elephant's eye. But he's gotten better since then.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 14 Dec 13 - 06:18 AM

If Texas is so great, how come it's only got one star?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 14 Dec 13 - 07:07 AM

But it's a BIIIIIG star!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 14 Dec 13 - 01:05 PM

One star per state, you know how it goes. But they have six flags!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 14 Dec 13 - 01:22 PM

6 state flags? Ain't there a rule fer that too?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Dec 13 - 01:48 PM

Not in Texas, by God! Texas...biggest State...until...Alaska...sob sob.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 14 Dec 13 - 03:55 PM

Ain't Alaska the first state to legalize (never made it illegal) pot?... hemp, boo, weed, Maryjane, reefer, ganja, funk, giggle weed, hookah, lamb killer, lamb's bread/breath, whack tabaccy, toke smoke......


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Dec 13 - 09:59 PM

What the States do doesn't really matter -- the stuff is illegal under Federal law. Rightly or wrongly, that's the way it is. And it causes all sorts of problems for people driving from, say, Seattle to Boise, Idaho -- they cross the state line with baggy and they're stopped they got more than a speeding ticket to worry about, 'cause pot is illegal in Idaho.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Dec 13 - 12:21 AM

Hey, in some areas, breathing is illegal in Idaho.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Dec 13 - 10:37 AM

Breathing IS legal in Idaho, as long as you vote Republican. That might change in this coming election, though. People are mildly annoyed with the various politicians in Idaho.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Dec 13 - 01:06 PM

NFLNB HQ is up and running. Pats on the 46", Seahawks on the 28", Bears on the 26", nfl.com on the 17" (and FB, Mudcat, weather radar....).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Dec 13 - 03:18 PM

You're watching three or four football games being played at the same time? That's great! I've long thought that if they'd make the playing fields like an asterisk a bunch of teams could play at the same time and apparently they've done just that! We can turn some of those "stadiums" into parks or something now.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,gnu
Date: 15 Dec 13 - 08:21 PM

Oops. I guess I gotta sign in every time I restart the laptop. Too much football, chowder and ale.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Dec 13 - 08:51 PM

I...I don't know what to say. We've got the tree up and lit (but not decorated), the candles in the windows, the wreath on the front of the house...and it's 33 F. outside. If by any chance any of you will be in Salt Lake City this coming Thursday evening, let me know and we could get together for something.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 16 Dec 13 - 07:14 AM

Yesterday morn, it was late fall. Yesterday afternoon, it was winter... still is, even more so.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 16 Dec 13 - 09:05 AM

? Guest was me. I am on my PC and using IE but me cookie is tossed. ?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 16 Dec 13 - 10:11 AM

Reset my cookie. Again.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Dec 13 - 10:19 AM

gnu, stop tossing your cookies. Mom's getting tired of cleaning up your messes and is talking about making you clean out the pigsty. Or maybe that was something about our rooms?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ebbie
Date: 16 Dec 13 - 11:48 AM

Rap, when people moan - not naming names here - about Texas being #2 now, I remind them it could be worse: If Alaska divided itself into TWO states, Texas would be Number Three.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 16 Dec 13 - 01:30 PM

Ebbie... hahahahaaa!

My back is baaaaad and has knotted muscles and I still gotta shovel out the bed of my truck. Thank goodieness it was a fluffy snow and not that wet heavy crap we usually get with first few storms of the season. But, the absolute worst thing about yesterday was the two pass interference NON-calls on the second and third last plays of the game... I had the Pat's on a tie at 3.35. I nailed the other 5 games. I may write a Goddamn letter! "Are you shittin me? Are you fuckin BLIND?. Everybody saw it! You were standin right there! *I* SAW it and I am in New Fuckin Brunswick watchin it on a little TV screen!!! Why don't you suit up and PLAY for Miami fer Chrissake? AND YOU, Bellycheck! No red flag to throw? Did you blow yer nose in it and toss it away? WTF?"

Maybe not.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Dec 13 - 07:49 PM

My goodness, this is a long, long thread, innit? Are we running out of steam? Or is the supply of BS in the universe, waiting only to be filtered into these symbolic chains by our flashing fevered fingers, fundamentally infinite?

Inquiring minds want to know...

Little Hawk, you have been too long away. If you come back this is your welcome back present.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Dec 13 - 10:01 PM

Amos, not only are we nearing the 50,000th post, but we are also nearing the 1,000th page.

Have you ever heard infinity described as a hotel with all the rooms full but there is always a room available? Oh, sure, the quality of the rooms can vary from a set of rusted box springs, a thundermug, and a fly-specked single bulb to the most lavish suite you can imagine. But a room is always available.

So it is with BS. The quality can vary considerably, but BS goes on forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever, ad nauseam.

Just consider gnu's obsession with the New England Patriots. That's pure BS -- not very good BS, but the pure stuff, because anyone with a lick of reality knows that there is no such American football team as the New England Patriots. He calls them "Pats", of course, but he's talking about an imaginary football team. In point of fact, I should point out that there is no such game as "American football" either. No NFL, no goalposts, no Superbowel, no touchdowns, no field goals, nope, none of it. What you see on television or "on the field" is animation or animatronics/holography created to keep the unwashed masses entranced while THEY do THEIR unholy work.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 17 Dec 13 - 06:17 AM

If THEY is any more than a delusion, who be THEY?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 17 Dec 13 - 06:26 AM

Ey up, me duck, Rap's turning into Songwronger!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Dec 13 - 10:08 AM

Songwriter, perhaps:

Good King Frankenstein looked out
On his feets uneven
While the sno lay round about
Slushy and quite riven.
Brightly shone the moon that day
Tho' the King was cruel
When a poor man came in sight
He was quite a fo-oo-l.
"Bring me booze and please don't whine!
Bring me lots of livers!
Me and him will have a time
Eating horse's wi-i-thers."

That there is copyrited, so don't you go stealing it and singing it all over the place for money unless you give me 90% of the take.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Dec 13 - 10:11 AM

gnu, the Idaho Legion is working hard to find out who THEY are. Don't worry, the Bureau of Finding Things Out (BFTO) will find out.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 17 Dec 13 - 12:41 PM

My goodness, this is a long, long thread, innit? Are we running out of steam? Or is the supply of BS in the universe, waiting only to be filtered into these symbolic chains by our flashing fevered fingers, fundamentally infinite?

We are fulfilling the role of all of those monkeys locked in a room with typewriters, eventually tapping out the complete works of Shakespeare. Some filtration required.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 17 Dec 13 - 12:55 PM

Alas, poor Hamlet, I knew him not.

(Well, it's a start, ook! ook!)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 17 Dec 13 - 01:33 PM

A little reminiscing.

The Great King khandu started this thread with these immortal words...

"Another brainstorm of mine, inspired by Tweed, Spaw, Carol the Sailor and their elk."

Obviously a little mixed up in animule family classification but, little did I know I would have been called perspirational by his wise and gracious Majesty.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 17 Dec 13 - 02:29 PM

I was thinkin just t'other day... if ya take viagra, do ya have a GMO?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Dec 13 - 09:54 PM

gnu, no! Say it wasn't so! Tell me you weren't thinking. Please. Don't do it or you'll end up like Amos or worse.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Dec 13 - 03:45 AM

HUrrah for Mom, Hurrah for Rapp
HUrrah for fifty thousand posts of pap!
Hurrah for Gnu, the Almost CHosen
Whose gonads seem to've gotten frozen!
Hurrah for Stilly, Queen of Nexus
Who orders insights big as Texas
Hurrah for missing Hawk the Smallen
Who by the wayside now has fallen.
My their lives be rich, their wives be thrifty
And their posts arrive at thousands fifty.

Gottfried Wanderlust, Third Duckling of Lichtenstamps
Carved by pen-knife in a restroom wall on the occasion of his graduating from his baccalaureate program in the late summer of 1853, at Heidelberg


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 18 Dec 13 - 06:46 AM

Raps right. WHAT was I thinkin?!

That there Gottfried's quite the guy eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Dec 13 - 09:18 AM

Ja. Mein uncle Hermann fought a mensur vid him vhen dey were in schule togetehr. Mein uncle, not beink Zorro, carved der entire vorks of Heinrich on his heinie.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 18 Dec 13 - 10:38 AM

Gnarly!


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