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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Amos 03 Mar 04 - 04:43 PM
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Amos 02 Mar 04 - 07:20 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 02 Mar 04 - 06:37 PM
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Rapparee 01 Mar 04 - 06:11 PM
Amos 01 Mar 04 - 12:29 PM
Acme 01 Mar 04 - 12:19 PM
Amos 01 Mar 04 - 10:07 AM
Rapparee 01 Mar 04 - 09:07 AM
matai 01 Mar 04 - 06:44 AM
Rustic Rebel 01 Mar 04 - 03:35 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 29 Feb 04 - 09:51 PM
Amos 29 Feb 04 - 09:39 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 03 Mar 04 - 04:43 PM

Dear RR:

Your posting poetry verges on an out of body experience or sompn. I am just overwhelmed!!

WHere do you get your vocabulary!!?? :>)

Love,


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 03 Mar 04 - 03:46 PM

Rapaire, your post above, with the large font, was it also created in WordPerfect? It used what appears to be Comic Sans MS (the name in "Word,") but in the source code it is called "CloisterBlack BT." Not exactly an intuitive name.

By the way, did you eat some good salmon when you were in Seattle? I found a very nice restaurant just north of the Market--Cutter's, I think it was called? They even had a shuttle to save us taking a cab or bus back to our hotel.

Tell us more about your loot.

SRS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Mar 04 - 03:14 PM

M is for the million bits of data
O is for octal, half of hex
A is for all this thread means to me
B is for, well, for you know what....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 03 Mar 04 - 04:29 AM

So the nieghbors all tried these new, cream filled cakes and they all tasted a new mouth tingle and they proclaimed that if they had two hundred and twenty two more of those new cream filled cakes to do with whatever they chose to do with, that thier lives would be fullfilled and not a single thing on earth or the heavens could ever do harm to them , nor would they ever do harm to another again.
So upon the proclamation of this vow, they were suddenly transformed from their normal hum-drum existances into the most beautiful Flenturopalatorins that ever existed in the realm of the many spiecies that roamed the universe.
The Flenturopalatorins loved those Twinkies so much that they had a special Twinkie day in honor of their newly found gladiomorfeous extiacencialflactusumnorous existance. They fell down on their knees when ever Hostess was mentioned and they ate a Twinkie whenever they were in doubt of their gladiomorfeous extiacencialflactusumnorous existance.
The days were never dull after the discovery of the delicate, light, cream-filled cake.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Mar 04 - 07:20 PM

I actually came from a parallel universe where exactly the same thing happened, but they were called "Lifeheads" because the rock group played Mozart-like string quartets and were called "Thankful Life". This means there were TWO 222s going on in parallel, or 2222. Et tu, Brute? None of them were Tuutuu's, though.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 02 Mar 04 - 06:37 PM

I lied. 2222 does have special significance. I'm just damned if I know what it is.

I know there used to be a bunch of Deadheads living in a house at 222 Spring Street. They thought the number was significant and it was only three twos in a row, not four. The entire Deadhead subculture for about a hundred miles around new what and where "222" was. It wasn't necessary to call it "222 Spring Street. Just "222" was enough.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Mar 04 - 06:27 PM

Thank you, Bee-dubya, for not letting mother fall.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 02 Mar 04 - 06:08 PM

2222 has absolutely no special significance! Nor does this post!

The MOAB was just about five minutes from falling off the page and I thought somebody should do something about it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Mar 04 - 06:11 PM

The square root of 2222 is 47.138094, according to my little calculator. The cube root of 2222 is some number less than 20. 2222 factoral is 3.4310637869208214326346682154289e+6473. log 2222 is 3.3467440546048488102391270441905. 2222 in hexadecimal is 8AE. In octal it's 21042 (note the symmetry of those numbers!). And, of course, in binary it is 10010010010.

Congratulations, Amos! I can't find much about the decimal number 2222 that...wait...2 x 2 x 2 x 2 = 16. 16 is a non-prime number. The square root of 16 is 4, another non-prime number. And the square root of 4 is 2, which IS a prime number! The square root of 2 is 1.4142135..., and I find it HIGHLY significant that the first SEVEN numbers of the square root of two are ALSO found in the first nine numbers in pi (3.14159265...). Coincidence? I think not!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Mar 04 - 12:29 PM

Aha!! The "Number of the Best"!! I always knew I had it in me!! The Cosmic Even Steven Fair and Square Integer, Root of All Roots, Square of All Squares, Foundation of all Blocks, 2222!! All Hail!!! Talk about lucky!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 01 Mar 04 - 12:19 PM

Ooooo--I haven't been back for a while, but AMOS--you got post number 2222!.

SRS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Mar 04 - 10:07 AM

Oddly enough the auto-adverts at the bottom of this thread now point to brain-tumor diagnosis and helping millions beat starvation.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Mar 04 - 09:07 AM

Twinkies, the gourmet treat.

If I remember, the freds or one of the freds destroyed Seattle when she, he, or it tried to get back to where they once belonged. Or something. It was only a slightly radioactive crater last week. Decent food, though.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: matai
Date: 01 Mar 04 - 06:44 AM

MOA: an extinct flightless bird

MOABites: conversation of extinct flightless birds?

MOAS:   Mother of all Sewers/Storm water drains
         Several flightless birds

New Zealand Summer 2003-4: Enough Storm water to pop all the manhole covers on the Mother of all Storm Water Drains resulting in resounding avalanche type roaring to cause sleep disturbance and unearth the resting place of the bones of extinct flightless birds.

Now I'm not saying that our storm has instigated the refreshing of this thread but there is an eerie connection...

Have fun,
Matai


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 01 Mar 04 - 03:35 AM

Pike Streat Market. Oh I remember it so well. We put an A in the spelling just to confuse the neighboring cities.
They thought we were just an illiterate gang that hung out on Main St. and smoked hooch after 'mud'night.
That's what 'they' thought.

Let me explain a little history that leads to this point.....

Earlier in the years before our...twinkie usage, the minds of intellegent persons used to sit around the kitchen table and discuss the state of other peoples affairs not paying attention to their own.
Which tended to bring on dis-course when ever they had a pot luck and they had to eat each others food out of polietness.
The strangest thing took place when at one of those pot lucks, a neighbor arrived with five 12 packs of Hostess 'Twinkies'.
Everyone at the gathering had never seen or experienced the new pre-packaged cake before and they all thought to be fun about it, they should all eat it together and have an 'experience'.
So they all gathered in a group and....



Oh shit I lost the story.(I was on a roll for awhile)So the story must have been retained in someother MOABites mind to fill in some blanks?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 29 Feb 04 - 09:51 PM

Didn't we destroy Seattle in one of the Martian Invasion threads or something? I distinctly remeber bemoaning the loss of Pike Streat Market.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Feb 04 - 09:39 PM

O dear Gawd, did someone let Rapaire eat Seattle?? You guys just don't know when to stop, do you??? We were saving that!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Feb 04 - 09:32 PM

I had a yen for yen, for pounds of pounds. So where else to get it but in Seattle? Or rather, where Seattle used to be.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 29 Feb 04 - 08:26 PM

What about big bounteous bunches of booty? Or tremendous troves of tantalizing treasure?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Feb 04 - 09:36 PM

'Tis coming, 'tis. Plenty of plunder, pounds of pretties.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Feb 04 - 06:44 PM

Welcome back, Rapaire!! Where's the plunder, then?

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Feb 04 - 05:14 PM

It's okay now, Mom. I'm back. I'll save you.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Feb 04 - 09:26 PM

We have returned. Please, no ceremonies.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Feb 04 - 12:34 AM

Well, we done vectored all over Dalmatian, I reckon.

I liked it, anyway! BWL, you can use it fer yer book if you've a mind to. Or use it for an inscrutable email.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 26 Feb 04 - 10:54 PM

My son is writing a book. The main character in this book is a young man in a mental institution. One of the reasons the young man is crazy is because his father sends him weird emails that he cannot decipher.

The book is really a collaborative effort. I am responsible for actually creating and sending the weird emails. I have a feeling some of my posts to the MOAB are going to find their way into this literary endeavor.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Feb 04 - 02:31 PM

Hey, dere Momma, don' be blue
I think I know just what's ailing you
The times get hard and the folks do too
And the rules and demands start to make you so blue
If you're getting tired of a heavy load
Ya needs to wash yore feet on the BS ro0ad!

Take the BS Road, yas, yas
Take the BS Road!
Nothing else can lighten up yore load
Like a long peaceful walk down the BS Road

IF your folks are yelling and your kids are mean
And your ole man's chasing after beauty queens
And your days are filled up with painful noise
And bitchy broads and unruly boys
Take the best solution I have ever knowed!

Take the BS Road, yas, yas
Take the BS Road!
Nothing else can lighten up yore load
Like a long peaceful walk down the BS Road!


Now good BS can surely be your friend
It picks you up when the hard types end
It takes you high and free and clear
An' it doesn't care if you're not from 'roun' here
It turns you back into a princess when you feel like a toad!



Take the BS Road, yas, yas
Take the BS Road!
Nothing else can lighten up yore load
Like a long peaceful walk down the BS Road!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 26 Feb 04 - 03:43 AM

I've got the Mother Of Bullshit Blues

I'm sittin' here wonderin' what's a woman to do
she can't come up with bullshit for the likes of you.
So she starts a lttle rhyme that ain't goin' too far
and for all she knows it's going to end up in a bar.

Oh Baby- I got the blues
Oh baby I think I gotta choose
If I'm gonna take the path of being straight or go down in history for bullshit's sake.

I used to think that life was nothin' but pain
until I hitched a ride on the bullshit train.
My friends said I was nuts for hangin' around,
but I laughed all the way with the bullshit I found.

Oh Baby- I got the blues
Oh baby I think I gotta choose
If I'm gonna take the path of being straight or go down in history for bullshit's sake.

Now this story is simple if you want to hear it out,
the Mother of Bullshit, is what it's all about.
The few of us here, just can't let a good thing die,
'cuz' if we did, Oh- the kisses to Amos won't fly..

Oh Baby- I got the blues
Oh baby I think I gotta choose
If I'm gonna take the path of being straight or go down in history for bullshit's sake.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Feb 04 - 12:37 AM

Oi, vey!! I just saved the MOAB from falling off the page. No praise or glory, an act of eternally unsung heroism, but at least, deep in my heart, I have the profound satisfaction of knowing that I chose the Path of RIght Action. Just blow kisses in my general direction.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 25 Feb 04 - 02:16 AM

I have been accepted! I am a wanted woman in other parts of the Cafe! Only Brucie has put up a resistance and I have assured him I will not be a nuisance. I'm in the in boys and girls, and I see your making your way in just as smoothly Bee-Bubya-ell. Before they know it, MOABites will be taking the platform and ruling the world.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha he he he he he he he .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Feb 04 - 12:53 AM

MOAB certainly does qualify!! It is multi-user on a grand scale and persistent as all get out. The same folks keep coming back to push it along.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 24 Feb 04 - 06:36 PM

I have no idea, RR. If I knew what a "massively multi-user persistent environment" was, then I'd know whether or not MOAB was one. I just thought that if somebody already knew what a "massively multi-user persistent environment" was then thay could just tell me whether or not MOAB qualifies and, thus, save me the trouble of having to find out what in the hell it means.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 24 Feb 04 - 06:23 PM

Yaw-hoo! 2202.
Over in Dianavan thread of elect me for Pres., I hopefully appointed myself "High World Court Jester" I intend to juggle balls and trip out on tulips. Now, the thought has come to me that I may not be wanted as a jester in that kitchen cabinet. They, over there, may not understand my motives. They might not understand the consequenses of tripping on tulips quite like this group of MOABites would. I, for that matter might not understand the consequenses for tripping on tulips, how-ever what ever they may be, I feel I would be forgiven of my actions much more easily here than there.
Well I'm just going to let it ride for now and check out the reaction. If I cannot be Jester for Dianavan, I'm going to talk to Khandu. He'll understand my passion for tulips, won't he?


What is that your trying to say Bee-Dubya?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Feb 04 - 05:53 PM

Congratulations, gang. Twenty-two hundred proud entries of multi palavri cum nihil dicit!! I yam proud to call myself a MOABite!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 24 Feb 04 - 05:48 PM

Is MOAB a "massively multi-user persistent environment"?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Feb 04 - 10:27 PM

Don't suppose all those posts about underwear and lacks thereof coulda had anything to do with it. Us danglers are SO suggestible!!! :>))

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 23 Feb 04 - 08:22 PM

A call to arms!!

Rapaire is hallucinating on those mushrooms again!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Feb 04 - 08:46 AM

help ive been kidnapped and am being held prisoner by a bunch of crazed nubilities who kidnapped me because carolc told them to and they are giving me a steady diet of great food and great liquor and massages and seeing to my every want and need and help ive been kidnapped and wait don't bother to rescue me the redhead and the blonde just came in with ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 23 Feb 04 - 06:12 AM

PS.
I ain't talkin' 'bout no wooden boxers here, just plain old polyester.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 23 Feb 04 - 03:14 AM

Let's not forget the polyester.

It's the polyester that made man forget to have their super flamin' 'rhoid's checked.
It's the polyester that made man need viagra(indeed a conspirasy there).
It's the polyester that turned decent women, earth, home loving men, into polka playing accordian players.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: CarolC
Date: 23 Feb 04 - 01:11 AM

What 'rhoid, Bee-dubya-ell?

The morris dancers in question are your old buddies with the duct tape, buttoned up shirts, horn-rimmed glasses and the terrible sense of timing.

They needed some extra money to buy some bells, scarves, and sticks (the buttoned up shirts and horn-rimmed glasses don't have any 'morris cred', and other teams kept beating them senseless with their sticks), and I needed someone thick enough to do the job and not ask any questions.

What do you mean you don't know what kind of music they play? They play morris dance music. You ought to know, you played accompaniment for them on your guitar.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 23 Feb 04 - 12:55 AM

Damn, Carol! That's a super flamin' 'rhoid! Makes my butt hurt just to look at it.

What band of Morris dancers? I don't know any Morris dancers. I don't associate with Morris dancers. The only person I ever knew who danced while wearing bells was named Jasmine and the bells came off right along with the rest of her clothes.

Heck, I don't even know what kind of music Morris dancers dance to. Probably something perfectly suited to the accordion.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: CarolC
Date: 22 Feb 04 - 11:58 PM

I've kidnapped them, Amos, and I'm holding them hostage... well, I hired Bee-dubya-ell's band of merry morris dancers to do the actual 'holding'. You'll have to pay a ransom to get them back... or is that a transom. Anyway, you'll have to pay or you'll never see them again...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Feb 04 - 10:10 PM

Say, that reminds me. Speaking of hemmorhoids and rings of fire, there's this which has got to be the biggest and bestest ring of fire/'rhoids since Avogadro's number came up.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Feb 04 - 08:36 PM

Rapaire, the vaunted literati, the gun-totin intelligentsium of the Great North West, has fallen to discursing on the provate parts of plastic dollies; and BWL, the wildest humoresque this side of the Great Divide, is working the Wonder Bread crowd. What has beCOME of the MOAB we love and treasure, that' s what I want to know!!!?? Where is my dancing friend RR and my sweet insightful SRS and the Queen of Moab himself, Leedle Harg? Where is KHANDU????


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Feb 04 - 09:12 AM

Don't do it, Bee Dubya! Don't! You'll regret it later! You'll hate yourself in the morning! You'll...oh, heck, why not? If you want to. Really, really want to. I mean, maybe that's your thing and I wouldn't want to mess up your music, if you know what I mean. That's the real reason why Barbie and Ken are splitsville. He wanted to explore his personal space and she wanted a bit more of the domestic scene, yaknow? So there was Ken, trying to figure out whether or not he was gay and Barbie comes on as, like, "do you want sweet pickle relish in your tuna salad or what?" and Ken told her he wasn't ready for such a longterm commitment yet and Barbie said that she thought that all these years together WAS a longterm commitment and she had over a hundred wedding dresses in the closet because Ken kept changing the date and all and then Ken told her he might be gay and Barbie said, Fine specimen of manhood you care, you can't even whizz standing up and the last pair of balls you had were in a can on the tennis court and Ken started to cry and said that it wasn't his fault that the creator didn't see fit to give them privates and then Barbie started to cry too and said she really, really wanted a physical side to their relationship too and then Ken said, yeah, he'd like sweet pickle relish and Barbie said "What?" and Ken explained that he'd always liked sweet pickle relish and Barbie misunderstood and thought Ken was talking about some singer named "Sweet Pickle Relish" and slammed out of the house and roared off in her pink sportscar and spent the next eight hours drinking which was a mistake because she can't whizz either and it has to sweat out through her pores which means that she has a hangover that'll last for weeks. Meanwhile, Ken's starting to get it on with Skipper, who might be young but she's a lot older than she looks and is a LOT older in what she knows only Skipper thinks she might be lesbian because she doesn't have a boyfriend but she's openminded and, well, big sister Barbie out somewhere in a snit and here's Ken, close at hand you might say. So don't do it, Bee, don't do it, because sweet pickle relish has damned near RUINED Barbie and Ken and that only-as-good-as-she-is Skipper.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 18 Feb 04 - 09:49 PM

Hello??? Is anybody here??? No???

Gee, I guess everybody's over on the extremely exciting "Ken and Barbie Get Divorced" thread. Or maybe the one about using "Ring of Fire" for a roid commercial. Ho, hum.

Maybe I'll go start a thread about whether or not to use sweet pickle relish in tuna salad. It'd be more exciting than anything else going on around here.

Hello??? Is anybody here???


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 17 Feb 04 - 09:45 PM

My search for the North Decoder rings was in vain. I asked several people for help or info and they only looked at me like I was some insane freak from Minnesota. Once the concert started I admit, I spaced the rings out completly. Sorry, I guess I am a novice. Should have sent Chongo the Chimp maybe?
The concert was excellent-Deb Jenkins Blues band opened from Fargo, followed by my favorite of the evening-Molly Nova and the Hawk from MPLS,MN. Molly plays a kick-ass blues fiddle and her voice is grit and grind. Big John Dickerson followed also from MPLS., then Joe Moss from Chicago, an excellent guitar and last was Lil' Ed and the Blues Imperials, also from Chicago, that had the house rocking.
I met almost all of the band members and had a fine time. Mike Garrett guitar player with Lil Ed gave me the best hug of the night, so I went back for another one and we just hung on to each other for awhile like we knew each other all our lives, that was cool. Damn I'm such a groupie!
Amos, I missed you, but I can tell you I had my dancing shoes on. Danced all night, during a break I played some harp and sang to a crowd of about 1000. Oh yeah, I had a fine time.
Rustic


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 17 Feb 04 - 01:45 PM

Liddel Harq, wold not any discorse regardeng used shorts be several levels of BS above anything havin to do wif Billy Shatner or the rest ob the crew of the Enterprize? ...Unless we was to talk obv Shatner's shatty shorts I guess..that would be worf several hunnert points or more...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Feb 04 - 11:14 AM

Send me your address, LH, and I'll send you the Idaho Legion's underwear when they take it off in a month or two. Won't take long to package it, if I can get the tongs and the hazmat suit.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 17 Feb 04 - 09:41 AM

My wife never gets those kinds of stories exactly right. It wasn't handcuffs. It was duct tape. They duct taped my legs and torso to the chair leaving my arms and hands free.

In fact, rumor of this particular duct taping quickly spread through the musical grapevine until it was heard by Deb aka "Blueslady" over at Tweed's Blues who promptly adopted it as an appropriate means of punishment for various musical and non-musical infractions such as harboring the belief that Eric Clapton is a blues guitarist.

Glad you enjoyed your trip, Rap.


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