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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

GUEST,Lil' Missy Fookedup 10 Jun 03 - 09:12 PM
GUEST,Shiney Knause 10 Jun 03 - 05:10 PM
Little Hawk 10 Jun 03 - 01:10 PM
Amos 10 Jun 03 - 10:27 AM
Dead Horse 10 Jun 03 - 10:14 AM
Little Hawk 09 Jun 03 - 11:24 PM
Tweed 09 Jun 03 - 11:08 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 09 Jun 03 - 09:20 PM
Tweed 09 Jun 03 - 07:57 PM
Rapparee 09 Jun 03 - 07:39 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 09 Jun 03 - 06:28 PM
Rapparee 08 Jun 03 - 10:40 PM
Little Hawk 08 Jun 03 - 10:32 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 08 Jun 03 - 10:20 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 08 Jun 03 - 10:15 PM
Little Hawk 08 Jun 03 - 10:12 PM
Rustic Rebel 08 Jun 03 - 09:56 PM
Little Hawk 08 Jun 03 - 09:12 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 08 Jun 03 - 05:40 PM
khandu 08 Jun 03 - 02:45 PM
Tweed 08 Jun 03 - 02:45 PM
CarolC 08 Jun 03 - 02:43 PM
CarolC 08 Jun 03 - 02:41 PM
Tweed 08 Jun 03 - 02:41 PM
khandu 08 Jun 03 - 02:37 PM
khandu 08 Jun 03 - 02:30 PM
khandu 08 Jun 03 - 02:28 PM
Tweed 08 Jun 03 - 02:16 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 08 Jun 03 - 02:01 PM
Rapparee 08 Jun 03 - 11:47 AM
khandu 08 Jun 03 - 11:25 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 08 Jun 03 - 11:17 AM
CarolC 08 Jun 03 - 10:43 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 08 Jun 03 - 01:10 AM
khandu 08 Jun 03 - 12:46 AM
Tweed 07 Jun 03 - 10:29 PM
khandu 07 Jun 03 - 07:38 PM
GUEST,freds 07 Jun 03 - 07:38 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 07 Jun 03 - 07:22 PM
GUEST,freds 07 Jun 03 - 06:12 PM
Rapparee 07 Jun 03 - 09:13 AM
khandu 06 Jun 03 - 08:54 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 06 Jun 03 - 08:36 PM
GUEST,Gobsmacked 06 Jun 03 - 02:58 PM
Rapparee 06 Jun 03 - 09:08 AM
Tweed 05 Jun 03 - 07:47 PM
Little Hawk 05 Jun 03 - 04:09 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 05 Jun 03 - 02:25 PM
Rapparee 05 Jun 03 - 08:56 AM
gnu 05 Jun 03 - 04:44 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Lil' Missy Fookedup
Date: 10 Jun 03 - 09:12 PM

Hey ya'all. How's it goin' fer ya all today? I'm new round these here parts but I tripped up on this page and found ya all behavin' in a way that reminds me of back home.
See I come from a family of 15 brothers and I's the only girl so's my Mamma calles me Lil' Missy.
We raised corn back in the hills of Ginny and ate lots o corn cuz my Daddy made corn cob pipes for a livin'. Now ifen you wants to yap on about old hippies, I tell ya, they never stopped comin' round our place. They wore them old pipes out faster en you can shake a drip off your weenie. that's hows my Daddy made it so good in the bidness. We et so much corn when ya farted it came out the hole. The hole thing likes ya never chewed it.
Now them old hippies was perty darn right righteous people. They liked leavin Mama fresh herbs for the stew pot every time they a come round. They'd bring all their fiddles and gitars, harmonycas and clackers and sit around nearly a day playin music and smokin' Daddys pipes. And they would never forget to pay Daddy his dollar twenty five for a pipe. Yes sirree. dem was the good old days.
Just wants to say thankee for bringin' me home for a short spell.
love and kisses, Lil Missy Fookedup


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Shiney Knause
Date: 10 Jun 03 - 05:10 PM

Hello, ya'll

I see's thet Amiss feller's still ferm Califernyuh. Cain't unnerstan' uh dang werd thet boy sez. I unnerstan' th' part 'bout th' ole hippiez, but th' res' uv it soundz sorta lack how them politishuns tawk.

Ennywayz, I jus' stopt in t' kerngadulate y'all on gettin' over five-hunnert posts t' this idjit thang ya'll 'r doin' heer. An' t' tell ya'll thet me n' my bruther Sheeney Knause haz reckonsyled ar diffrunces. We wants ya'll t' no thet we wud be glad t' hep ya'll out if'n them fred fellers kum 'round 'n meks bothers uv theirselves.

Yorez Truely,

Shiney Knause


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Jun 03 - 01:10 PM

Good point, Amos. We could also solve a great deal by equipping every household in North America (and eventually the World) with a dachshund. Think about it.

Dead Horse - Way to go, old buddy! I couldn't agree more. Have you been beaten lately?

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Jun 03 - 10:27 AM

What is truly amazing is that this thread is barely a month old, and look at the volume of it, produced by a mere handful of deranged, unemployed old hippies.

Considering that normal, healthy people are more gifted by far with the BS gene than the subset represented here, we can estimate that the planetary production of BS per month is on the order of (this thread)*1.6554* (4.23x10^9) - 11 (the number of separate individuals contributing to this thread). For annual yields, divide by thirty-five and multiply by 365. An awesome figure to contemplate whethwer you convert it to megabytes, tera-dendrils, or reams.

IF we could just convert all that BS into methane we could solve everything!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Dead Horse
Date: 10 Jun 03 - 10:14 AM

I totally fail to see the point of this thread, and refuse to post to it just so some ego-oriented git can say HIS thread got to be over 500 posts.
It's despicable and a complete waste of time and internet bandwidth, all of which is precious in this day and age.
So there!
P.S. Has anybody seen my pen? It was here a moment ago!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Jun 03 - 11:24 PM

Big deal, Tweed. My dog wrote his first novel ten years ago, and can now compose poetry in 17 different languages. Don't delude yourself with these empty pretensions of normality.

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 09 Jun 03 - 11:08 PM

BULLSHIT!! That ain't real...no...noooooo...that's wrong wrong...gahh...BeeDub, just as I was seeing light and smelling the flowers you habv shoveled me under wif truley copulous amounts of BS. There is no end to it. MOAB will be here when KhingKhandu Returns, in fact it may be all that remains in the end.
neuticles...jeezus Bruce, you fiend!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 09 Jun 03 - 09:20 PM

NEUTICLES

Don't ask. Just click on it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 09 Jun 03 - 07:57 PM

I am stunned. I have no BS left in me! It's as if a huge weight...a gigantic gunny sack full of circus animal droppings was lifted from me. The world is bright and perfect again and all my guitars stay in tune no matter if I leave them in front of the air conditioner all night! My dog has learned to write on a typewriter and is working on his first nove. The coffee pot loads itself in the morning. A huge oil reservoir has been discovered and lays just below the huge vein of gold in my back yard. I won the lottery and will move to Arles to take up painting soon.   O, I am free from BS....free free free free....Hooohoo Heeeeheeeeeeeeeee.....free!

Yerz,
Tweed


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Jun 03 - 07:39 PM

You...you mean that you CAN'T make a stand-up bass from an old doghouse? How am I going to break this to my bass player? More importantly, how am I going to break this to his dog??


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 09 Jun 03 - 06:28 PM

Ah yes! It appears that some Joe Clone (hasta be a clone 'cause Joe ain't that dumb) needs a refresher lesson on how to recognize BS. I was looking for the "Ask Dr. Guitar" and "Dr. Guitar's Surgery" threads down here in the BS netherlands and somebody has moved them up to the music threads. Now, waituhminitchereboyzn'gurlz! If people using made-up silly names asking absurd questions about guitars and receiving ridiculous "advice" along the lines of "string your guitar with spaghetti instead of Elixirs" isn't BS then I would like to know what is. I mean what's gonna happen when some poor schmuck looking for serious guitar advice runs across suggestions for how to make a stand-up bass from an old dog house? If there's a bit of serious advice in either thread I haven't found it. And I put a fair amount of the idiotic advice there myself so I know it's pure BS.

Well, I guess it just goes to show that George Bush and Tony Blair aren't the only ones capable of making decisions and taking action without bothering to read what's in front of them.

Bruce


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Jun 03 - 10:40 PM

Yes! Lovely discussion of the philosophy, and one can even create a job title should one care to do so. Ah, BS! But the Internet comes through again, and one no longer has to think up BS.

Let's hope that the creativity is never lost to the machine! This can only be done if YOU take personal responsibility and post to MOAB!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Jun 03 - 10:32 PM

The only place in the World where I can imagine Khandu finding a significant role to play in a nunnery is Twillingsgate...where anything is possible.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 08 Jun 03 - 10:20 PM

PS: I'ze gotta feelin' thet this Bubba-dubya-ell feller is gonna say

YEEEEE-HAW!!!!

a lot.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 08 Jun 03 - 10:15 PM

Naw, LH, I wuz jus' sayin' "Bye" t' khandu since it sounds lack he is gonna check hisself into th' funny farm or go join a nunnery er sumfin. Unless th' res uv us run outta BS, wich is purty dammed unlackly, th' thread's gonna kertinew indefunittly. To parafraze Richard Geer in "An Officer and a Gentleman":

WE GOT NOPLACE ELSE TO GO!!!!

Ennyhow, I'ze reesently bin gived a bran' new multipul pursonality t' add t' my kerlekshun. Gotta play wid this Bubba-dubya-ell feller a wile longer. I ain't neber bin a bad-ass redneck before.

An' even more ennyhow, the freds is still comin'. I em vary angjus t' meet bubba bubba 'n hiz gurlfren. Mebbe we'unz kin seddle ar difrunses peaceabul-lack. Mebbe we kin hav duelin' four-wheel-drive-trucks mudbog races. Firs' one t' blow up hiz motor winz.

Bubba-dubya-ell


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Jun 03 - 10:12 PM

Yelling "KREEGAH!!!", as he goes...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 08 Jun 03 - 09:56 PM

Damn, I've been gone awhile to come back and see The Great King Khandu exiting stage right(or was it left?). Where is he going? To Tweedville, US of A?

The journey begins...He's leavin' on a jet plane with the shirt on his back, and a loin cloth.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Jun 03 - 09:12 PM

Whaddya mean? We can't quit now. Aren't we going for 1,000 posts on this thread? Come on...

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 08 Jun 03 - 05:40 PM

Well.... bye! It's been fun. Let's do it again sometime. See ya!

Bruce


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: khandu
Date: 08 Jun 03 - 02:45 PM

Carol C....you stole my place!!!!!!!!! bee-dubya...open the industrial sized can of whup-ass!!!

500 POST OF 100% PURE UNDEFILED BS!!!!!!! This IS THE MOTHER OF ALL BS THREADS!!!
I is proud of all of you great BSers throughout the world!

Well, I am outta here for a month or two or three. Y'all be good and keep up the wonderful BS!!

Tweed, bee-dubya, the KNOWER OF THINGS and Rustic Rebel, the PURVEYOR OF BEAUTY, hold the fort down while I am gone!

Carol C, Spaw, and their ilk, support them when the falter!

Luv ya, bunches!!

King khandu


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 08 Jun 03 - 02:45 PM

How perfect CaroltheCrapperGirl Queen! 500 posts!!

Are you sure you will not leave the SailorMan and be the Mississippi Queen?

Yerz,
Tweed


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: CarolC
Date: 08 Jun 03 - 02:43 PM

Oops.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: CarolC
Date: 08 Jun 03 - 02:41 PM

What?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 08 Jun 03 - 02:41 PM

You unnerve me completely my Liege and Ruler. And after I have constructed this wonderful tale around your highly esteemed headress!
King Khandu gets the Royal Bird


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: khandu
Date: 08 Jun 03 - 02:37 PM

I surely hate to post the last five just to get to 500, but if no one joins in quickly, I is gonna!!! Can't let PEL beat us to 500!

k


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: khandu
Date: 08 Jun 03 - 02:30 PM

Oh, Tweed, I sure hate to hear of the finger situation! I had that once but it wasn't on my fingers. The doctor gave me a few shots of penisillin and took care of it!

k


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: khandu
Date: 08 Jun 03 - 02:28 PM

Hey, I didn't forget those guys...I just have trouble spelling their names!

And, yet again, bee-dubya brings up another fine point...MOAB beaten by PEL...Never let it be!!!

K


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 08 Jun 03 - 02:16 PM

Very well, BeeDub,
I have noticed horizontal ridges on my fingernails. I've heard that these occur when you get very sick and they seem to correspond to my last bout of bronchitis. I would hope no one responds to this item as it is only placed to boost the totals. Thank you and Bring your BS. Bring all you can carry....the race is on.

Yerz,
Tweed


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 08 Jun 03 - 02:01 PM

WAIT-A-DAMM-MINNIT-HERE-BOYZ-N'-GURLZ!!!!

I was just scrollin' down th' music threads and one uh them PEL threads ferm them UKers has 499 posts! Nowlookahere, we cain't let a music thread beat th' Mother of All BS Threads in th' race to 500 posts. Get bizy!

Bruce


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Jun 03 - 11:47 AM

Khandu, don't forget Yog Sothoth, Moloch, Asmodeus, Lilith, Shaitan, the Wendigo, Nut, Freya, Woten, Baal, Fenrir, Jormungand, Hecate, Hiisi, Mictlantecuhtli (and his wife), Yenaldlooshi, Daityas, Leonard, Kali, Caillech, Belphegor, Furfur, Neit, Felorn, the Morrigan, Arawn, and, of course, GREAT CTH*LH*.

Believe me, you wouldn't want to p*ss THESE folks off!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: khandu
Date: 08 Jun 03 - 11:25 AM

And the KNOWER OF THINGS shines again! How many times he has given us tidbits of knowledge and we have said "Hey...I didn't know that!!"! Truly, we are in the company of GREATS here at MOAB, and bee-dubya is one of them!

Carol C...perhaps you will "mull it" over before attending the contest, I am not certain the Polka Circus will approve of one of their members being seen at such a high-brow affair!!

k


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 08 Jun 03 - 11:17 AM

Sorry, Carol, the Mullet Toss is in April. I just dishcovered thet I mis-spelled the name of the bar - it's "Florabama", not "Floribama". Yer kin Google up their website if ya wanna.

But, if you're going to be in the Pensacola/Mobile area and a Thursday evening is open, you & JTS are more than welcome at our weekly session on Pensacola Beach.

Accordians are welcome!!! In fact, they're abundant at times.

PM me if yer interested.

Bruce


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Subject: RE: BS: The Muther of all BS threads
From: CarolC
Date: 08 Jun 03 - 10:43 AM

When do they have this famous mullet toss at the infamous Floribama Lounge? We might be in the vicinity sometime in the next few weeks. Hate to miss that one if it's happening while we're in the neighborhood.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 08 Jun 03 - 01:10 AM

I posted this over at Tweedburg 'cause someone asked, but just to show that BS is not limited to the Mudcat, nay, not limited to cyberspace, but has a genuine 3D existence, and just to push this thread one step closer to the magic 500th post, here are the rules to the annual world famous Mullet Toss at the infamous Floribama Lounge to the best of my feeble memory. Just in case they don't have 'em where you're at, a mullet is a fish.

1) No frozen mullet. They have to be straight out of the official cooler. Nice and floppy and slippery.

2) No gloves.

3) No wiping the slime off of the mullet or dropping it in the sand to improve your grip.

4) The mullet must be tossed from Alabama into Florida. The state line is the foul-line. You may take a running start, but if you step over the state line you're disqualified.

5) You may hold the mullet anyway you want. Most people find that attempting to throw a perfect spiral pass doesn't really work that well. Using one's thumb and index finger to squeeze the mullet in the gill area, taking a running start and flinging it end-over-end seems to be the best strategy, but other techniques have been tried and originality is far from frowned upon.

By the way, Hall of Fame football quarterback Kenny "Snake" Stabler, who lives just a few miles from the Floribama, and has been know to drink a beer or two there, traditionally gets the privilege of tossing the first mullet.

Bubba-dubya-ell


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: khandu
Date: 08 Jun 03 - 12:46 AM

I have just looked at the list of great men mentioned in this thread...Spiro Agnew, Ronald Reagan, Harry Lee Wigley, Joe Offer, William Shatner, Tom Jones, Kenny G, Tweed-Spaw-Carol C and their ilk, and I am amazed! To be honored with the mere mention of their names in the MOTHER OF ALL BS THREADS shows how the Mudcateers joined united in the Spirit of Undefiled BS!

Indeed, we should release a song which must be played on every radio station throughout the world in sync..."We Are The BSers".

We can change the world! For the better! Yes...you and me, working together with others of our ilk, can cause the whole world, including Florida, to reek of the wafting aroma of BS!!

What a wonderful world it could be!

And, in years to come, you can tell you great-grandchildren that you were there...you were in on the ground-breaking, earth-shaking thread, the MOTHER OF ALL BS THREADS! Yes...and they will look and they will find your name written in the roster of contributors to the MOAB, and they will tell their small friends, "My Great-GrandParent was truly Great, He/She took part in the Genesis of the Change!"

Tonight my Fellow BSers, I salute you and command the subjects of the Kingdom of Mississippi to stand in Awe at the mention of your names!

King khandu


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 07 Jun 03 - 10:29 PM

Dere freds,
Yore obivuos lak obv gude centz and brazzen behabour iz unaxable hare and ef you and yore haf-sheep compardray air intense fore gettin' down to it than I say lets throw some handz! I habv alzo receeved sartin infromshon thet wuld put you in the vicity ob my OFFICIAL MAGNETIC SINE, which war stole by miscrints from the Boberdz' Toyota only larst week and am mose anshus to whup somonez aiss fer this high crime.

Yerz,
Tweedzerzz.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: khandu
Date: 07 Jun 03 - 07:38 PM

That's Right, by Gawd!!! What BubbaDubya-Ell said!!!

k


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,freds
Date: 07 Jun 03 - 07:38 PM

we ar freds beecuz thads wat or peepl cal orselfs my nam is bubba too bubba bubba in fac an i am cumin wit my pardnur debbee erl an we ar gun too haf two stomp yu cuz th big man said to sorry bud orders yu no


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 07 Jun 03 - 07:22 PM

Aw-ight! You damm freds jus' cumown. I'mowntellyuwat tho, jus' 'cause we soun' lacka buncha peacniks 'roun here.... well.... jus' don' let it fool ya, Bud.

Tweed wears a jenuine camiflodge cap from K-Mart or Wal-Mart or oneuhthemotherdamnmarts.... or mebbe it's from Buck n' Bass or sumplace. I dunno. But I seen pitchers ob him wearin' it own hiz website 'n I shorazhell woudn' wanna mess wid nobody wearin' thet hat. 'N Tweed got sum serus mojo thown at 'im by a ole woman in Mizzippi a fue week ago 'n he iz runnin' 'round actin' like sumbody haf 'is age. In fack, you kin see thet hat an' thet mojo gettin put own th' boy just by clickin' rat heer. He is very unperdictible rat now 'n I'd ruther step in a fireant bed than mess wid th' boy.

'N don' even think 'bout messin' wid King khandu. I mean, thinkaboutferuhminit, the boy lives in Mizzippi. He don't have t' live in Mizzippi. He duz it 'cause he wants to! Any damm body lives in Mizzippi of hiz own free will is way too damm crazy fer this ole boy t' mess with 'n I think you damm freds'd wanna be awful careful 'bout tanglin' wid thet feller.

But, if'n you boys don' wanna tek my advice 'n jus' skeedaddle on outta here, jus' cumown. We is reddy fer ya.

Yore's Truely

Bee-dubya-ell

('N the "Bee" jus' mite stan' fer "Bubba" 'n ya'll don' ever wanna mess wid nodambody named Bubba! Or even sumbody who mite be named Bubba!)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,freds
Date: 07 Jun 03 - 06:12 PM

we comin an wil bee ther soon we gona stomp sothen usa butt cuz kandoo an twed ar to doofussess yu haf bin warmed


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jun 03 - 09:13 AM

Number 500 belongs to The King, and I'll help ya, Bee etc. You whomp 'em and I'll double their library fines! That'll teach 'em! I mean, Elvis SHOULD have the honor!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: khandu
Date: 06 Jun 03 - 08:54 PM

All right, boys...you heard him... an industrial size can of whup-ass!!! Dang!!

k


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 06 Jun 03 - 08:36 PM

This is the 480th post to this thread. It should be patently obvious to anyone who is not asleep or dead that it will reach the heretofore unheard of landmark point of 500 posts sometime in the next few days, possibly even on Spaw's birthday.

As Knower of Things and a whole buncha other stuff and by virtue of the fact that I am 6'3" and weigh 230 pounds I declare that the posting of that 500th post is the prerogative of His Majesty King khandu of Mississippi and NO OTHER since he started this mess. Anybody that jumps in and takes that privilege away from His Majesty is gonna get an industrial-size can of whoop-ass opened on him/herself. Ya unnerstan'?

Bee etc. etc. etc.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Gobsmacked
Date: 06 Jun 03 - 02:58 PM

No Shat?!!!? I think he would make a much funnier and sexier president than even Bill Clinton did, and he would leave Bush totally in the dust.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jun 03 - 09:08 AM

LH, there's a William Shatner appreciation group here. They call themselves "The Shats" and using the motto "You don't know Shat!" to begin a conversation about The Man's ideas, etc. They are popularily known around here as "Shatheads" and are starting a campaign "to put a REAL Shat in the White House."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 05 Jun 03 - 07:47 PM

My dear BeeDub,
Tweedburg is so full of BS it has run out the cracks and you see the horrible results before you. A nameless, crawling and gibbering chaos....
Who's there?

Yerz,
Ex-pat hooszer Tweed


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Jun 03 - 04:09 PM

I am informed by reliable sources that William Shatner himself was quite concerned about the Mudcat being offline for an extended period. He regards this forum as an important contributor to the objective of acheiving complete SHATNERIZATION of society on a worldwide basis...an objective toward which such luminaries as George Bush Jr., Mike Tyson, Martha Stewart, Saddam Hussein, and Mao Tse-Tung have also made enthusiastic efforts of their own from time to time.

Don't prosyletize...SHATNERIZE!!!

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 05 Jun 03 - 02:25 PM

Well, I was gonna be a smart-ass and post something as Shiney Knause or John Ashcroft or some other fictitous person, but I'm afraid to ditch my cookie right now 'cause it might not wanna come back. As myself, I can't think of a damned thing to say right now. I'm sure Tweed will be glad that the 'Cat's back up 'cause Tweedburg was on the verge of experiencing a severe BS outbreak. Yet another bullet dodged by the crafty expatriate Hoosier.

Bruce


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jun 03 - 08:56 AM

"...and the Shat came back, the very next day...."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 05 Jun 03 - 04:44 AM

Well... someone had to do it.


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