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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Rapparee 26 Mar 14 - 05:59 PM
gnu 26 Mar 14 - 03:22 PM
Acme 26 Mar 14 - 03:07 PM
Amos 26 Mar 14 - 12:23 AM
Rapparee 25 Mar 14 - 09:40 PM
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gnu 25 Mar 14 - 06:20 PM
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Acme 25 Mar 14 - 12:13 PM
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Ebbie 25 Mar 14 - 01:43 AM
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gnu 23 Mar 14 - 06:29 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Mar 14 - 05:59 PM

Here I am, laying in a hospital bed, wracked with pain and bleeding profusely, at the mercy of sadistic attendants who make dear Nurse Ratched seem a tender teddy bear. Ah well, I shall survive and thrive for that which does not kill me makes me stranger. For instance, I now have three balls, the latest being a "pain ball." But I must close for now as the attendants are coming with their rubber truncheons.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 26 Mar 14 - 03:22 PM

Hard to see across the street. Snow will abate somewhat over the next several hours but the wind shall increase so, apples and apples really. Hope all is going well with Rap. He's gonna hafta help shovel me out.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 26 Mar 14 - 03:07 PM

Amos, you could use a hammer and chisel or build a small fire on the block of wood and slowly hollow it out with fire and a chisel.

Rap, I hope the knee replacement is all they predicted and that you don't receive any odd radio signals or set off the alarms at the doors of the public library.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Mar 14 - 12:23 AM

DO the genes know they're for a body with part missing?

Man, I gave up on the Eucalyptus. That wood was worse than lignum vitae, the ironwood they used to make deadeyes out of. It's impossible!   Those lumps of hardwood are off to the dump.

I'll build a little bench out of four-by's or some such. Much easier.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Mar 14 - 09:40 PM

By this time tomorrow I will be laying in a hospital bed, drugged and missing a part of my perfect body.

That's because they SAY I'm having a partial knee replacement, but I know that in reality They need more of my perfect genes to store in the Secret Location in Greenland where the Top Secret Bank Of Perfect US Genetic Material is. That way if they ever need perfect genes to clone perfect beings my perfect genetic material is available for them to use.

Of course, it's the only genetic material there because it's perfect.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Mar 14 - 06:44 PM

gnu, what can you expect from a SoCal Republican?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 25 Mar 14 - 06:20 PM

Chainsaw rather than beavers? How UNenvironmental and UNgreen!!! AND, how do you expect the unemployed beavers to survive? Poplar stamps? Mark my words... you fuck the beavers, you fuck yourself and mankind. A world without beavers is not a world that is sustainable.

What's next? The birds and the bees? Wait... yeah... Monsanto has that one covered. Never mind.

Visit www.beaversforthefuture.ca if you care about the future of the planet.. about your children's future... about your future.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Mar 14 - 05:10 PM

I was going to rent a koala beaver but my wife wouldn't hear of it. I did borrow a chain saw, though, so it will go faster.

Rapp,your fantasies continue to hit paranormal heights.

Praise be to Max for coming back faster nor ever!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 25 Mar 14 - 12:13 PM

Wouldn't it smell lovely if that eucalyptus chair with mint plants toppled over into the hot tub.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Mar 14 - 09:50 AM

So, if you carve this eucalyptus chair so that there are places where you can put little flower pots of mint you can sit in it and never need to buy cough drops again? Is that your plan? To put Smith Brothers and Halls and Ludens and the rest out of business? Are you, Amos, attempting to undermine the American economy, which we all know in our heart of hearts is based upon cough drops? Are you so unamerican that you would plunge the United States into financial chaos and force the country back into the Dark Ages?

Amos, I'm afraid that I must report you to the Committee That Deals With Unamerican Plans That Would Plunge America Into Financial Collapse (CTDWUPTWPAIFC, for short) of the Idaho Legion. Don't expect to get of lightly for this bunch doesn't take such threats lightly.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 25 Mar 14 - 06:51 AM

A... rent a koala beaver.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ebbie
Date: 25 Mar 14 - 01:43 AM

Over on Facebook, 'Catter Seamus Kennedy posted videos to an unbelievable talent, nine year old Dutch girl, Amira Willighagen. Check her out.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Mar 14 - 10:09 PM

She was hanging around in Bobertville with William Shatner and other riff-raff.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 24 Mar 14 - 08:03 PM

Mudcat.org ought to run a lot faster now that the few of us who read and contribute to MOAB aren't trying every way we can think of to get the thing to load! I've been trying to get MOM up out of the leaf litter under the porch for HOURS! I was writing a note to Max but decided to check one more time, and there she is, right at the top! Whew!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Mar 14 - 07:47 PM

Pancho was a bandit, boys.

He let Mom FALL OFF THE PAGE!! And then he blamed it on technical difficulties.

FIFTY THOUSAND PIECES OF PURE BS and she was never let downn that low before.

I am hewMILLIpated!!!

I have just acquired a gigantic gnarly eucalyptus stump all laced with roots and lumps of burl and am going to carve it into a chair. It is ORFUL hard wood though.

Love ya, Mom.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Mar 14 - 10:12 AM

That's my friend, Pancho.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 23 Mar 14 - 06:29 AM

Is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Mar 14 - 07:31 PM

I guess some divorces are luckier than others.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Mar 14 - 04:58 PM

If I get divorced the song will be "Taps" -- played over my coffin, and the firing party will be just one person shooting into it to make sure.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 22 Mar 14 - 03:19 PM

If I ever get married again, the first dance will be to Always With You, Always With Me by Joe Satriani. If I ever get divorced again, the last dance will also be by Joe... Surfing With the Alien.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Mar 14 - 02:22 AM

ANything Mister R. says is worth sayin' twice. I say, I say, ayep, worth sayin' twice. . Ayep!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Mar 14 - 05:10 PM

Keep your head down and don't volunteer. You talk big bucks and.
the "big boys" might get rambunctious.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Mar 14 - 05:10 PM

Keep your head down and don't volunteer. You talk big bucks and.
the "big boys" might get rambunctious.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 21 Mar 14 - 02:56 PM

Ahyup. That there LEJ be one salt a the earth stand up guy besides bein talented. The vid clocked a lotta hits first day. It's being adopted by some as the theme for the protest movement. Things really heated up yesterday as the politicians and the main lumber baron were caught in damning lies. Seems the scientists they said were on board were NEVER even consulted. It really is dramatic and we are talking about billions of dollars. Seriously... somebody gonna get a hurt real bad (Russel Peters... Google that guy... he will make you laugh).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 21 Mar 14 - 02:47 PM

Friday, at last! MOM, we're gonna have to mow the lawn again this weekend. It's that time of year, needs it at least once a week, sometimes more. It's about time to get your hammock out of storage and hang on the front porch. And while you're at it move the small fridge out there so the boys can keep cold beer in it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Mar 14 - 11:51 AM

Hey, I sing in tune! Perhaps not in tune with you, but in tune.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Mar 14 - 11:38 AM

That Ernie Johnson does all right, don't he? Fine feller. Better than some I could mention.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,gnu
Date: 21 Mar 14 - 08:29 AM

My cookies got et! I'll go bake a new one just for Mudcat.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 21 Mar 14 - 06:25 AM

Watering the garden. Ah, memories...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Mar 14 - 10:48 PM

Oh boy, Stilly, do I have a job for you!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 20 Mar 14 - 09:33 PM

MOM, you're slipping!

I watered my garden this evening and am glad to report that the first potatoes have sprouted leaves! Taters, MOM, taters! Can't get enough of 'em!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 20 Mar 14 - 12:40 PM

I just bring up the shields.

Curtains? Curtains are expensive. Free... ahhh, old wool blankets draped over an old vertical blinds track are far cheaper and I am a bas... bachelor so I don't even look at them when I am in the bedroom.

I wanted to get some specific pics, like plantations, but after I found out yesterday that the mighty JDI had impaled himself on his own sword, I kinda got all warm and fuzzy inside and, well...

http://vimeo.com/89610786


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Mar 14 - 10:28 AM

Here in the US we have yet another way. We call them "Bullet Proof Shutters"...depending on where you live or whether you get along with your neighbors or not.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 20 Mar 14 - 07:41 AM

Here in the UK we have a quaint method of covering our windows. We call them curtains.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 20 Mar 14 - 05:51 AM

I have three blankets on the bed. And, as I have aged, I sleep in a tee, PJ bottoms and socks. When it's really cold and windy, I wear a toque. Very Canuck.

Video has confirmed the first 'flash' as a meteorite (there was never a doubt as Ukraine still exists) and the second, I assume, will be as well.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 19 Mar 14 - 10:23 PM

gnu, you'd sleep warmer if you had both of those wool blankets over you on the bed instead of layering them on the windows. Just a thought.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 19 Mar 14 - 10:15 PM

There WAS a second flash. It happened in the wee hours of today's AM. But, I was in the bunk, curled up snug as a gnu in a... several blankets. I keeps er cold at night eh? Unless I am up fer a good reason (bladder related), the two layers of wool blankets that I st... got at UNB which cover my bedroom window shield me from Mother Nature's intrusions. I never heard no booms from neither meteor. Then again, it ain't open window season here yet.

Ebbie... I heard and watched a cock crow doing that call they only do in spring about 10 days ago. First time I ever heard it in town. About 5 days ago, I watched a battle of epic proportions between the family that lives in my pines and an interloper. It was savage! At one point, the local male had the intruder by the breast with his talons, shoved him into the snow and pecked at him furiously. One of his young was pulling tail feathers out of the intruder while he was being set upon. The fight went on for at least four hours and I witnessed a number of the violent encounters when the were in sight from my windows. Alas, no video or pics for reasons too boring to detail herein. Just a memory in my mind... but one I shall not soon forget.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Mar 14 - 09:03 PM

Poor old gnu -- never thought that HE'D be a flasher.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ebbie
Date: 19 Mar 14 - 02:00 PM

Your flash made me picture your manufactured - and - huge stone flying at supersonic speed, gnu. But where did it land? Was there a second flash? Not to mention, a boom?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 19 Mar 14 - 01:50 PM

Help me
I think I'm peeing
In the fridge again
When I get that crazy feeling
I know I'm in trouble again
I'm in trouble
'Cause it's a Frigidaire and you know what they say
If it's a Frigidaire leave it there
It'll die and all yer stuff will spoil
And you'll get botulisoOOMMMM

Sorry Joni.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Mar 14 - 08:46 AM

You sure you're not just peeing in the fridge, gnu?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 19 Mar 14 - 04:40 AM

Skip to the loo my darling. Hope all goes well, Rap.

That flash was probably a meteorite, so sayeth the CBC and we all know the CBC is always right. Or, at least, righteous.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 18 Mar 14 - 11:10 PM

Thanks, I'll skip it, and maybe you'll soon be skipping after they finish.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Mar 14 - 09:55 PM

Knee surgery is scheduled for March 26 -- got the definite word today. Partial (unicompartmental) knee replacement on the inside of the left knee -- there's a nice and gory 6 minute 22 second video is here.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Mar 14 - 07:35 PM

I thought you were just peeing in the refrigerator again.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 18 Mar 14 - 03:51 PM

I dunno but I've been told that if ya keep on dancing, you'll never get old.

BTW, I was havin a pee in the dark this far to early AM with my eyes closed and there was a HUGE flash of light. I thought it was a stone that passed by way of my brain but the CBC news is reporting, after the commercial break, that thousands saw it in Atlantic Canada so it couldna been my stone. Musta been the GO plantin Shamrocks.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 18 Mar 14 - 10:19 AM

Me and my echo and my shadow. The Three Mustardeers.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Mar 14 - 09:27 AM

Alone...all alone...only echoes answer her plaintive cries. Echoes and me.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Mar 14 - 11:27 PM

Why, pray tell, did the last post (which was mine) come as GUEST when I was logged in and everything?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 17 Mar 14 - 09:37 PM

I know! gnu2!!!


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