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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Rapparee 30 Dec 13 - 10:57 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Dec 13 - 10:57 AM

Pish-tush, Amos! I've got a 120 mile view from my back deck and my bedroom window...clear to the Pioneers and the White Clouds, with no smog-choked atmosphere to intervene. As for open mic...well, once in a great while I forget to zip up.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 30 Dec 13 - 10:56 AM

Gnu, you gotta stop smokin' that stuff...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 30 Dec 13 - 05:47 AM

Ahhh what fun! I just got back from a nice walk in the crisp fresh air with Big Red. We were up and down the driveaway and walkway and he ate it up! He's a purebred and I have the papers to prove it. Yup, 100% Honda. Shiney red coat mottled here and there with chome. It's the diet of premium gas I feed him that makes his coat so shiny. Very obediant. I enjoyed the outing so much, I'll probably take him out again in an hour or two.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Dec 13 - 09:45 PM

We drove out int East on Interstate 8 to the towering heights of Alpine, and followe3d the winding two-laners out into the high hinterlands of the mountains that guard San Diego on the East. Ine of the reasons why all the jealous imprecations of the Winter People never penetrate the San Diego cognosphere. There, where the roads peter out into diret one-laners, and the houses all have hundred-mile views, we participated in a rollicking fun open mic party.

Many thanks to those who made it possible!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Dec 13 - 08:43 PM

Yes, there's nothing like watching the veggies you planted and tenderly raised be killed by a hailstorm or die of root rot or be eaten by bugs while you're away or be swiped by the neighborhood kids or ripen when you can't be there and so they rot on the vine. Gardening is fun, fun, fun.

So why do I have the seeds for three types of heritage tomatoes in the desk drawer?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 29 Dec 13 - 08:36 PM

Ebbie.... that sounds wonderful. I wish I had started gardening much earlier. I had had a house (2) since 1985 and never had a real garden. Such a waste.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ebbie
Date: 29 Dec 13 - 05:11 PM

There is a greenhouse here at my new abode. Fairly soon I want to start zuchinnies (sp?), potatoes and yum cherry tomatoes. I do have to make room in there first though; there are a number of pots with dead plants in them, left behind by people who moved - or passed - on.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Dec 13 - 12:59 PM

They are organically grown. The Shoshone run huge potato farms and only grow them without artificial aids, rotating the fields and using "green fertilizer." They do use water from the Snake River Aquifer and I can't vouch for THAT.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 29 Dec 13 - 10:16 AM

Mmmm, SRS, that reminds me that my dad used to grow our potatoes. Nothing yummier than boiled newly-unearthed potatoes!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 29 Dec 13 - 06:35 AM

Up in NW NB, kids go back to school in fall for two weeks and then get two weeks off fer the spudatoe harvest. My old man and his siblings were sent up Kent County for the harvest at this time even tho school was not dismissed. Irish and spuds, eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 28 Dec 13 - 11:58 PM

Rap, the pleasure of potatoes is two-fold. Eating them of course, and knowing they are organically grown, but also digging them. When one grows a modest number of potatoes so harvest isn't drudgery, it's always a pleasant surprise to pull these beautiful tubers out of the soil, especially if you have an audience who has never seen a potato in the ground before. And especially if that audience is a child (or one of my children, grown now, but who still love some harvesting in the garden.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Dec 13 - 10:55 PM

Taters, ya say? Spuds? How many truckloads or carloads do you want?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 28 Dec 13 - 03:14 PM

I need to pick up onion sets and potatoes for planting in the garden, if I ever get the darned thing cleared out from the fall. Lots of dead and dry plants right now.

Today is as warm as it's going to get for a while, so maybe an hour in the garden will give me space fer taters. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Dec 13 - 02:31 PM

Youse is snow fun, Rapparee...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 28 Dec 13 - 02:03 PM

SOB! Goin up ta 1 on Monday! A foot a snow and it ain't all gonna be fluffy. One forecast says -25 on Thursday... bring it on already! I can FAR more easily deal with cold.

We still have 12k w/o power in SW NB. Been w/o for near a week and estimates for return of service are all posted as 11PM on the 31 so it's obviously anybody's guess. This next storm could be even worse news, especially if the cold hits on the new moon and that's what looks will likely happen.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Dec 13 - 01:07 PM

Nothin' much, what's snow with you?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 28 Dec 13 - 06:44 AM

One grain of pure, white snow...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Dec 13 - 02:52 AM

I yam sorry, my frennz, bot what is deese "snow" you speak of alltime?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Dec 13 - 05:21 PM

Living down in Texas I assume that it's a Southern comforter.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 27 Dec 13 - 01:28 PM

No snow, but every morning lately I wake to a blanket of frost. The dogs are in the house on blankets of cotton and I have my down comforter.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 27 Dec 13 - 12:45 PM

I remember the last real Nor'easter back in 92. 5'4" in two days. That drift pic on my Flickr page was taken after that one. Wish I had more pics of the storms back when I was a kid... we had a lot more snow back then, maybe because I was smaller or because we used to 'shovel' with shovels, pushers and scoops. Make ramps for the scoops. Still got the scoop! I went away to uni and came home fer Kissmeass to find out Dad and the neighbour went havies on a snowblower fer minor to medium storms.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Dec 13 - 09:49 AM

Some people on have snow come in showers, like the light Spring rains that bring for the tulips and shy forget-me-nots. Other people (like gnu and me) have the snow fall in huge flakes, each flake covering a county and at least six feet thick...and then it snows.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 27 Dec 13 - 07:34 AM

Snowshower? WTF is that? To me, it looks like it's snowing.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Dec 13 - 09:22 PM

We bought a 1T external HD some years back. It's on the "Take It And Scram" list I like them because they allow you a separate place to keep information such as inventories, Quicken files, and other things you might not want to lose when your PC goes blooey.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 26 Dec 13 - 08:28 PM

Texas sure isn't feeling much like Texas lately. It seems to have been cold for the last month. We're spoilt here, used to a few warm days then a cold one and some more warm days.

Rap, I don't plan to follow your example of killing equipment, but I have to work on the computer and hook up the various external drives to see what is on them. Probably time to retire a few smaller ones and reuse a drive enclosure for something with a few terabytes instead of a few gigabytes.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Dec 13 - 07:29 PM

Turrible accident west of here. A truck delivering Alka-Seltzer to a warehouse went off the road and spilled its load into a large stock tank. Nobody hurt, not even the truck, but 200 head of cows burped for four hours.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 26 Dec 13 - 01:38 PM

3 loads of laundry folded. One in the dryer, one in the washer. A short story finished... I gave up at 2AM and went to Oggieland with it well formed. So, I just checked the temp (a balmy -6) and decided it was snow removal time. I was putting on me hazard suit and noted through a window that it's FUCKIN SNOWIN! Checked the updated forecast and revised the ops plan. Put on my Jammies, cracked an ale and decided on toast and ice cream for supper. May as well shovel it all at once tomorrow morn. Efficiency is my middle name. Well, one of them, along with Procrastinate, Lazy and a few others.

Amos, you should get a Sunshine Blower and blow it... you know. >;-) BTW, I checked my 6/49 Lotto ticket and yer safe fer a while yet.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 26 Dec 13 - 12:38 PM

Yeah, and Bobertz gone AWOL as well...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 26 Dec 13 - 12:32 PM

D'ya spose Shane has kidnapped all the LHs and is holding them ransome. Rancid?

OH DEAR GOD! I just realized sommat. Rap.... you didn't! Didja?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Dec 13 - 09:49 AM

We spent a quiet Christmas working in the house. I destroyed a hard drive again and the PC is now ready for recycling. I, too, had to shovel sunshine off the walk and driveway, but instead I just let it sit there and melt. But then, we only went out to retrieve the newspaper. Bacon-wrapped filets, Yorkshire pudding, and sauteed green beans for dinner, just the two of us. We are spending quiet holidays this year, except for brunch on Sunday for maybe 28 people.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 26 Dec 13 - 08:20 AM

-19C. Ice. Snow to blow. Tea first... lots of tea.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Dec 13 - 09:58 PM

God bless you one and all, you sufferers. I had a little fire going for Xmas Day breakfast, and we had the choreographer and the high-tech entrepreneur and his wife and the rising young geek executive over for a big spread. It was kind of loverly, in fact, and we got one of them new high-tech Chromecast plugins for our TV. Most amusing. Mimosas, cronuts, bacon and scrambled eggs, strawberries and chocolate pearls for dessert, more mimosas and canned Christmas Music. Purely grand times, hashed out all the major issues of the world and everyone went home happy.

It got so warm that I had to take my jacket off, then my sweater. By the time brunch was done and I went outside to repair Tucker's rear bumper, I was working in my teeshirt in the balmy sunlight, which weas so thick I had to shovel it off the walk just to get to the car.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Dec 13 - 09:00 PM

Oh, fer... Get yer window fan, plug it in, and get ready! Now take a sledge hammer and bust a big hole in the wall, away from where you sleep, eat and do stuff -- a closet is good, especially if it has a door. Put the fan so it pulls air OUT of the house and INTO the outside. Problem solved, especially if you used a closet with a door you can close after the odors are gone.

Remember that you still have various air pollution laws to deal with, so be able to shrug your shoulders and say "Who? Me?" to the cops just like you do to in church when you let off a good one during the sermon.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 25 Dec 13 - 02:37 PM

Well, Mum and I got some stuff for the spring yard sale. Unless I put em on kijiji before that. Mum don't never say shit even if she had a mouthful but on the way home, she cut loose! Best laugh we've had in days. She said she wanted to look over at me but she knew she wouldn't be able to keep a straight face. I was amazed at her poise when she held up one 3-part gift and proudly displayed it for all and uttered, "Isn't that lovely?". She was hiding her face and I had to stifle myself and cover with a cough. It was true trash.

I home 1.5 hours ago and decided WTH, I'll see what this stuff smells like. Two small pump spray bottles of Eau de Merde that my niece sells (got two bonus air freshers hangy thingies for the truck). Wouldn't work until I turned it upside downy. A tiny bit half squirted and half sprayed and was immediately assaulted with acrid and vile odor which I cannot descibe. I left the kitchen in haste. I am now in the orifice and the assault continues. Hmmm... there is roughly 450 cu m of airspace in this house (I have forced air heating). The liquid volume estimate is 100 cu mm. Soooo, the volume ratio of Eau de Merde to air is 1:450,000,000. Since I can't open the windows like Rap can in his far more mild weather, I should be free from the reek in a matter of hours because I smoke and drink and they both numb the senses of odor and taste.

Turkey and ham dinner wasn't too bad. There was sparkly pop and I had a few smokes. >;-)

The presentries were fun when the autistic lad got a lot of gifts and he truly appreciated them. The joy I saw on his face made the trial worthwhile.

Now, about the fuckin cranberries in the turkey dressing..... there oughta be a law!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Dec 13 - 11:41 AM

Sunny, cloudless sky, temp around 30F, no wind. Oh, how terrible! Drat and darn!

Merry Christmas, Mom.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 25 Dec 13 - 06:35 AM

Got my first Kissmeass pressie! It's snowing. %^^&*%^$@&!!!!!

HO Ho ho


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Dec 13 - 01:13 AM

I went to Mass (YES!! REALLY!!) at 9 p.m. and guess who was there?

Eiseley!!

While her oldest is in Poland, she has a Polish boy living at her place. He's Catholic, so she took him to Mass.

I also told the Pastor that I knew a great little place for duck hunting and I'd pick him up at 4 a.m. For some reason he said that at 4 a.m. he'd "be jello" and didn't want to come along.

That's okay, I'm not going anyway. Shooting ducks on a National Bird Refuge can lead to trouble.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Dec 13 - 12:17 AM

Bless us all. I am happy to report that we have a very grown-up Barky on our hands for the Day. He is sweating ovwer departmental reorganization for which he is responsible, and play very fine guitar as well. He no longer barks. He walks andf talks like a real Hooming. We are very impressed.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 24 Dec 13 - 09:22 PM

Col. Henry Potter on M*A*S*H.

I've been in the kitchen all afternoon, took time to deliver one gift, and now it's back to the kitchen. Cookies for the kids and a few for the grownups.

Our ABQ mudcatter Mr. Brooks delivered a parcel to Mr. Thieme as part of the Secret Santa game this year. I told Mr. Brooks that Mr. Thieme didn't know he was in the game, so Mr. Brooks wouldn't be able to tease in the thread for teasing about such things. I see a note from Art and Carol this evening - perfect timing! YES!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 24 Dec 13 - 07:47 PM

As I descend into the Hellhole of my Kissmeass, I am lifted by a day long, intermittantlty, by times, banter with a fellow Mudcatter. An Irish Secret Agent living and lurking among the English in their very homeland. They suspect he is a spy but are not sure. Being polite, they remain simply suspicious, even tho he plays fiddle and is within a trio of those that play and write music of The Emerald Isle.

We spoke of much. We spoke of The Baby Jesus. We spoke of Noah and the polar bears in Palestine... even of Noah and the snake that betrayed Adam, the first man on Facebook, at risk of discovery by the Dutch. The Dutch. English? Germans? Austrians? Even SWISS? Nay... fear the Dutch. Wooden shoes? A simple ruse. Cute and cuddly? Do not fear the Dutch at your own peril.

Anyway, we came up with several ideas for new songs, none of which have anything to do with the Dutch. Ya don't wanna fuck with the Dutch. They got wooden shoes and The Manatee Brigade right? I mean, it's winter here and manatees can sneak right up to my back door without wearin camo... sneaky bastards. Just gotta close their eyes and lie in wait to ambush me on my way up ta yer Sobeys fer a carton a milk. They are ruthless!

In the end, we commiserated and held fast to the joyous truth that Erin is free of snakes... free from the evil which Noah brought to the rest of humanity upon his ark. Along with the polar bears from Palestine. And, more importantly, the Dutch.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Dec 13 - 03:53 PM

Sure you can. Nice deep foxhole -- what more could you want?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Dec 13 - 03:48 PM

Who is Henry F. Potter?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 24 Dec 13 - 03:45 PM

Lordy! Get Over yerself already! The only Potter I like is Henry Potter and he would jam a boot up both yer arses iffin ya spake that tripe and lard in his general direction.

Fuck I am tired of Kissmeass and the worst is yet to come. Dry turkey and margerine drenched and dripping veggies. I shall be pleading, NAY, claiming immunity from such vile veggies in the name of waist size concerns. The "cheescake"? Not a hope! It's viler than vile. Ever get served a half pound piece of cheesecake? That shoulda been my first clue.

Heheheheee... pic this. On Thanksgiving, we had apple pie. Nephew brought the pie. Got it at the farmers' market. His buddy told him it was soooo good! It wasn't cooked but he cut it up and served it!!! And here's the kicker... his trade in the CAF Reserves (Weekend Warriors my bro called em)? Cook. If we ever go to war, he's safe on accounta they won't call him up. Can't fight a war from the outhouse.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,The Galactic Overlord
Date: 24 Dec 13 - 12:32 PM

I have disposed of my twin and now reign supreme once more.

And you, you miserable ground-crawling slugs, will provide me with at least 600 million of your fellows for my minions to feast upon. I have your "Christmas" creatures in captivity and should you not comply the Grinch, Ebenezer Scrooge, Krampus, and a Mr. Henry F. Potter will die and you will have no Christmas!!!

You have until midnight GST.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 24 Dec 13 - 12:03 PM

Breakfast tomorrow is our tradition - bacon, buttermilk pancakes, and I think I'll add scrambled eggs. Those salmon and eggs sound delicious!

Pot roast for dinner (I gave all the choice of turkey or roast - they want pot roast). I have a loaf of fresh homemade bread and a few tomatoes picked green and ripened in the house. My Moonglow may have a BLT for lunch on xmas day. :)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 24 Dec 13 - 11:36 AM

The smoked salmon and scramble eggs (with a piece of toast) was delicious - a squeeze of lemon juice and some black pepper on the salmon. It's a bit of a tradition with us to have it for lunch on Christmas Eve. Still got enough salmon for a sarnie on Boxing Day.

Now I'm simmering the stock for tomorrow's gravy: turkey giblets (rinsed well in cold water), one carrot, one small onion, a bay leaf, a stalk of celery and 1 litre of water. Bring to boil, simmer for two hours, strain into jug, cool, cover with clingfilm, put in fridge till tomorrow. Before lunch, add turkey juices and heat rapidly to reduce.

Yum, yum, bring it on!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 24 Dec 13 - 10:15 AM

The page you requested cannot be displayed right now. It may be temporarily unavailable, the link you clicked on may have expired, or you may not have permission to view this page.

Even after I logged into FB.

I went to your page and clicked pics but there's a whack of em.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Dec 13 - 09:38 AM

Maggie relishes the canyon nearby almot as much as the beach.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Dec 13 - 09:03 AM

Scrambled eggs with smoked salmon -- something we learned about in Dingle (Ireland, not Idaho). Delicious! Perhaps I'll fix that for breakfast tomorrow.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 24 Dec 13 - 05:45 AM

SRS... yes, lobster. You heard it after Date: 23 Dec 13 - 02:27 PM, I assume. Dog hair. I lived with a couple of buddies in a big ol house for a couple of years while at uni. The owner, a fellow grad student, had a half Shepherd, half Newf, big, black, shaggy dog. I used to wrestle with him in the living room. Got a call one day and the girl with the sexy voice would not take 'no' for an answer and even offered a free set of steak knives if I would accept a vacuum demo. The guy looked at the carpet, gave me the steak knives and left without plugging in the vacuum. Bear.

Pete... smoked salmon and scrabled eggs sound gooood!


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