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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Acme 16 Jan 17 - 12:57 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 16 Jan 17 - 11:26 AM
Rapparee 16 Jan 17 - 10:26 AM
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Bee-dubya-ell 15 Jan 17 - 06:20 PM
Acme 15 Jan 17 - 03:20 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 15 Jan 17 - 05:06 AM
Acme 15 Jan 17 - 12:22 AM
Rapparee 14 Jan 17 - 09:31 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 14 Jan 17 - 06:56 PM
Acme 14 Jan 17 - 05:39 PM
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Rapparee 14 Jan 17 - 04:36 PM
Jeri 14 Jan 17 - 02:28 PM
MMario 14 Jan 17 - 02:20 PM
keberoxu 14 Jan 17 - 01:35 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 14 Jan 17 - 10:34 AM
Acme 14 Jan 17 - 09:31 AM
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Acme 14 Jan 17 - 07:24 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 16 Jan 17 - 12:57 PM

That journey also included a woman and a dog, each rode shotgun in a front passenger seat.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 16 Jan 17 - 11:26 AM

Yes, generations from now, people will sit around the giant LED that looks a bit like a campfire and tell the tale of two men, a dog, a Martin guitar, and their fateful almost-but-not-quite-transcontinental journey in a pair of Toyota Priuses.

Children will shudder to hear of their bravery as they fought their way through the arid wasteland of Interstate 10, the treacherous badlands of Interstate 20, and the cholera-infested swamps of Interstate 85. And all done in vehicles that didn't even drive themselves, but were controlled by real human beings!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Jan 17 - 10:26 AM

I suppose Amos is in his new house by now. I hope that the cannibal zombie ghosts don't eat what few brains Amos has left after all that time in Califoria.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jan 17 - 09:09 PM

From a posting by Amos to Facebook he is reposing on a park bench in North Carolina.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 15 Jan 17 - 06:20 PM

All ya hafta do to get Mom to load on a phone is expand the screen image until that little d becomes a big d.

But it's still a pain in the ass. I'd rather wait until I get back to my motel room where a laptop and free motel wifi are waiting.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 15 Jan 17 - 03:20 PM

It would be nice if Amos checked in here, but he's using just his phone for connectivity for this trip. If he accidentally missed the little "d" and loaded the entire thread it would take most of the time to drive between three states to load, and would eat up all of his data. So perhaps he's erring on the side of preserving his phone plan.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 15 Jan 17 - 05:06 AM

If memory serves, Amos's plan was to spend the night in Meridian, Mississippi. By straight-line reckoning, Meridian is not far from where I live, but you can't get there from here. Well, you actually can get there from here, but you have to walk or drive a wagon pulled by a mule. There are no paved roads that point in that general direction. They all have better sense, and point toward Birmingham or Atlanta.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 15 Jan 17 - 12:22 AM

Amos should be in Mississippi tonight. Tired and ready to travel the next leg of the eastern sojourn.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Jan 17 - 09:31 PM

Nor are they harp pies.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 14 Jan 17 - 06:56 PM

I am petitioning Mom to have MMario's response to my chicken pie question, "they are chicken pot pies because they are not HAND pies...." stricken from this thread. It is a 100% factual answer and, as such, contains no BS. It is, thereby, disqualified from inclusion in this, The Mother of All BS Threads.

If someone could move it to The Mother of All Never, Never Tell a Lie Threads, that'd be great.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 14 Jan 17 - 05:39 PM

Who ever heard of making pies from hands?

Sweeney Todd, a tonsorial sort who was apparently a hand-some man.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 14 Jan 17 - 04:37 PM

...because they are not HAND pies....

Of course they're not hand pies! Who ever heard of making pies from hands? You'd be sent to jail for doing that!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Jan 17 - 04:36 PM

Gawd, but Amos looks old! And yet he can't be more than what? 80? 85? But then he has led an adventurous like, hunting crocodiles bare-handed after parachuting in, landing on a glacier, fashioning a pair of skis, skiing 300 or so miles, finding a native companion (male), and eventually being rescued by his own cunning and wit just before being sacrificed by members of the local cargo cult.

I don't see a crank on the side of his guitar.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Jeri
Date: 14 Jan 17 - 02:28 PM

Keb, that's not Acme. It's Tucker. He was known as "Barky" around Mudcat, and is identified so in Acme's post.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 14 Jan 17 - 02:20 PM

Bee Duya - MOM said to tell you they are chicken pot pies because they are not HAND pies....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 14 Jan 17 - 01:35 PM

Checked out the photo. Acme, what is tattooed in front of your knuckles?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 14 Jan 17 - 10:34 AM

No, Acme, chicken microwavable container pies are no longer part of my diet. Breakfast was scrambled eggs, grits, and sausage, all disgustingly mixed together in a bowl. Not appropriate cuisine for polite company.

But, back to the chicken pot pie thing, why are there no chicken meringue pies? Or chicken bundt cakes?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 14 Jan 17 - 09:31 AM

Is that your breakfast today, BWL?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 14 Jan 17 - 09:11 AM

Hi, Mom! Why are chicken pies almost always called chicken pot pies? The only time they should be called "pot" pies is when they're actually cooked in pots, which is something almost nobody does. Even my grandmother didn't cook chicken pie in a pot. She bought 'em frozen in little aluminum pans and baked them in the oven. (Grandma was old-fashioned, but she weren't no damned fool.)   Shouldn't they be called chicken pan pies? Heck, nowadays they don't even come in aluminum pans. They come in pan-shaped microwavable containers. Wouldn't chicken microwavable container pies be even more appropriate?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 14 Jan 17 - 07:24 AM

They were on the road dark and early this morning - way before dawn, but then, before dawn on a Saturday morning is an excellent time to go through or past Dallas.

The dogs were so funny - my routine here when strangers arrive is to walk up the driveway to the back gate and greet the dogs and introduce company. Especially if there is a dog with the company; that gives my dogs a look at the visitor and helps discharge the pack energy somewhat. So there was an excited bit of jumping at the gate, then in the house Zeke first met Maggie, and after a minute the other two joined in and the poor girl had three dogs all larger than her checking her vital signs and everything else. She's a trooper, and after that initial shock they roamed the house during the evening while we talked. At one point my dogs wanted to start a rumble under the dining room table, something that was going to involve running, jumping, and picking up and throwing or dropping heavy dog chew toys. (If you've ever seen a dog pick up a toy and fling it, you know that property damage sometimes results. Or human injury, depending on what was flung).

During the night every couple of hours the hall outside the bedrooms sounded like the inside of a drum because my dogs all came inspecting the closed door outside the room where Maggie was spending the night and started wagging tails against the hall table and the walls and whining to invite her to go play or perhaps howl at a few coyotes out in the back yard.

Everyone is going to need a nap today.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 14 Jan 17 - 06:28 AM

Somehow, I always pictured Amos as only having two legs....

No, wait! That's Maggie! Amos is the one with the guitar! Sorry, the family resemblance confused me for a moment.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 14 Jan 17 - 12:03 AM

Not everyone may be able to see it (facebook settings) but maybe I'll make this one public. Amos, Barky, and Maggie (with a bit of Cinnamon).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 13 Jan 17 - 09:50 PM

Here's a post for ya.

And a very interesting post it is! It's an acorn woodpecker's "granary post".

From Wikipedia:

Acorn woodpeckers, as their name implies, depend heavily on acorns for food. In some parts of their range (e.g., California), the woodpeckers create granaries or "acorn trees" by drilling holes in dead trees, dead branches, telephone poles, and wooden buildings. The woodpeckers then collect acorns and find a hole that is just the right size for the acorn. As acorns dry out, they are moved to smaller holes and granary maintenance requires a significant amount of the bird's time. They also feed on insects, sap, and fruit.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jan 17 - 08:34 PM

Historic? You want historic?

As of right now Mom has been alive for 4,639 days, more or less. Counting this one, 55,561 posting have been made to this, our Mother's thread.

That's an average of 11.9769347 posting per day.

What other thread can say that? What other thread than our beloved MOAB?

But...that's only 0.49902996 posting per hour of the approximately 111,336 hours Mom has been alive. Less than one-half post per hour!!!! Let's pick up the pace out there!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 13 Jan 17 - 04:05 PM

I expect, nay, demand pictures of this historic event, Acme. It isn't every day that Texas dogs get to host a Calleeforneeah dog. Will they make room for her on the new couch cover? Requiring minds want to know.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 13 Jan 17 - 01:27 PM

Amos just called from the Back of Beyond - somewhere near Odessa - he hasn't entered the Winter Weather that is in my area yet. But I'll be ready - dinner suitable for a cold rainy day is in the works.

Congrats on the Big Number, but too bad it isn't aerodynamic enough to be a very good spinner. 66666 is designed much better for that. Dibs.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 13 Jan 17 - 08:52 AM

By the way, congrats on post #55555, Rap. May the fives be with you.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 13 Jan 17 - 08:49 AM

Now I'm all intrigued by this Company Store idea. It would be stocked with items that you only need when you have company. Stuff like clean sheets and towels, food that doesn't come in cans or microwavable containers, wine with corks instead of screw tops, toilet paper that doesn't feel like sandpaper. You get the idea.

And it could have a section to help you get rid of company that's overstayed their welcome. You could buy things like bedbug infested mattresses, aerosol room odorizers in scents like "gym socks" and "dead mouse", and discount coupons for nearby motels.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jan 17 - 08:21 AM

Fooled ya!

55555 is mine!

Eat your hearts out, ye mighty, and despair!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jan 17 - 08:18 AM

One. I gotta go potty.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jan 17 - 08:18 AM

Two more!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jan 17 - 08:17 AM

Only three more after this post!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jan 17 - 08:17 AM

Probably Amos. And you know he was born one mornin' where the sun doesn't shine. Yes, he picked up his shovel but he thought it was mine. He got loaded sixteen times on Kentucky rotgut and the barkeep said, "That's your limit, now git out bud!"


Yes, he was born one mornin' it was drizzlin' tears. His momma ask forgiveness for years and for years. One fist of sponge and the other of fluff, he really thinks he's one tough tough tough.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 13 Jan 17 - 05:53 AM

Well, Acme, better head down to the Company Store and stock up on stuff to feed 'em. But don't go overboard. You can wind up owing your soul to the place.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 12 Jan 17 - 11:42 PM

Company's comin' tomorrow!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jan 17 - 03:53 PM

Moncton, NB??


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 12 Jan 17 - 02:02 PM

I have my windows open. 9C and breezy on January 12!!! Nice to get a change of air. Not too often this happens in Moncton, NB.ca.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 12 Jan 17 - 01:55 PM

City of Moncton / Ville de Moncton
18 mins ·
We've received questions about the precautionary Boil Water Advisory. We would like to remind residents that:
- The water is safe for showering and bathing.
- Hands can continue to be washed using tap water and a proper handwashing technique that includes rubbing all parts of the hands with soap and water for a minimum of 20 seconds.
- Laundry may be washed in tap water, either by hand or by machine.
- Dishes may be washed by hand in hot, soapy water, and left to air dry. It is safe to use a dishwasher.

So, after one washes one's hands, what do you rinse them with? Now, I know what to do but 50% of people are not as smart as the other 50%. So, fish or bait hook?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jan 17 - 10:43 PM

Yes, we're home. Got home today. The weather cooperated and we pretty much traveled between the raindrops and snowflakes. Tomorrow it will be 24F (high) and 4F (low). It will continue nice and sunny for the next five days, but I really must bring the brass monkey inside as tomorrow is the warmest day of the period. Then, next Wednesday...ice pellets, snow....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 11 Jan 17 - 04:50 PM

YO Rap! yOU GET HOME YET? hOW'S THE mISSUS? capslock!!! Oh, screw it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 11 Jan 17 - 03:09 PM

If my great-niece Averi gave me a cold, she would immediately be demoted from great-niece Averi to merely-acceptable-niece Averi. If the cold should develop into something more serious, she would be further demoted to who's-this-Averi-person-niece.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Vashta Nerada
Date: 11 Jan 17 - 02:30 PM

SRS says you should bring some beans or grounds if any of you are coffee drinkers, at her house they are all tea drinkers. But they're civilized enough to have a coffee maker and a French press (and there are some coffee grounds in the freezer - does coffee take on a freezer-burn taste after a few years?)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 11 Jan 17 - 01:57 PM

making sure that MOAB is still buoyed while Mr and Mrs Rapparee are en route.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 10 Jan 17 - 07:42 PM

Achhh, Your Imperious Rapness. The joys of the extended-family reunion. And the stuff that comes with it. Safe traveling home for your and your better half.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Jan 17 - 05:47 PM

My great-niece Averi has given me a miserable, stinking, COLD.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 10 Jan 17 - 01:38 PM

And only a short time until Rapparee and the missus return home, and hopefully she gets some decent pain meds?? Poor thing!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 10 Jan 17 - 12:17 PM

Mom's not drinking Scotch at this time. She had to take a break from it because it was making her talk funny. Calling Acme a "wee bonnie lass" and such. She knew she had a problem at the New Year's party when she actually understood all the words to "Auld Lang Syne".

Mom's current beverage of choice is that ultra-cheap gin from the ABC store. Best not try mixing that with milk. It might explode and send Mason jar fragments all over Mom's hovel.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Jan 17 - 09:01 AM

19.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Jan 17 - 09:00 AM

And just 21 more posts to my next dibs!!! The magnificent 55555!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Jan 17 - 08:58 AM

Hi Mom!! Time for milk and Scotch!


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