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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Amos 20 Jul 12 - 10:37 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Jul 12 - 10:37 AM

I can't help thinking all these "minor incidents" might have just been warm-ups, though, ya know? That lass is a small package but tightly packed with ball bearings and C4...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Jul 12 - 08:35 PM

She came close to burning down the Legion Hovel this past July 14th but they were ready for it because of her record. On Guy Fawkes Day she danged near set that part of town on fire, but that was because the sirocco came up and blew her guy -- alight! -- into the storage sheds of the Little Giant Powder Company, which were, fortunately, mostly empty. Just a few sizzles and booms and a few boxcars full of potatoes were derailed -- nothing special and everything was cleaned up by Spring.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Jul 12 - 05:32 PM

Either that or she is just biding her time...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 19 Jul 12 - 04:11 PM

Did she do a particularly good July Fourth display? I'm assuming her skills are of the outdoor nature, being as she works indoors in a building with an awful lot of paper.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Jul 12 - 04:06 PM

For certain Other Uses you'd have to contact Eiseley, who is a pyrotechnical maniac.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Jul 12 - 04:04 PM

Yes, Stilly, it is. You can also use it in making pickles as well as in preserving meat (although sodium nitrate and -nitrite are more commonly used these days). Potassium nitrate is also used in the filling of powder-based fire extinguishers.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Jul 12 - 12:34 PM

You guys are SO much fun. It is no surprise we have burned through so many posts trying to see all the way through each other!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 19 Jul 12 - 11:20 AM

I made a crack about gunpowder and kind of expected Rapparee to come up with an old family recipe or something. You guys were in the middle of a philosopher riff, so I'll run it by you again. (I was going to link to it, but the whole damned thread wanted to load if I did that.)

Great preservative also. You can put that rub on the meat and abandon it on the floor of a dry cave (say, Mammoth Cave in Kentucky) and come back in a couple hundred years and find it still there, though a bit dry. Saltpeter is a handy household product, yes?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Jul 12 - 10:17 AM

Yeah, but it keeps philosophers off the streets, out of bars, and out of jail. Nobody cares if Philosopher A calls Philosopher B a "Wittgensteinian poopy-head" or thrusts a Platonic dagger into some Nietzsche-loving son-of-a-Sartre. There might be postulates, indeterminacies, and sorites splashed over the floors, walls and ceilings but the cops don't (usually) have to deal with gore and human bodies -- just snifters of spilled brandy.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Jul 12 - 08:19 PM

WHat is it about people like Buber and Freud that, coming upon a good idea, a rich insight, they immediately have to climb over the centerfield fence and insist they have discovered universal truth, the Global Definition? Have they no sense of context, of gradient reality, of shifting perspectives?

Interesting quote, for which thanks. It goes beyond the pale of traceable applicability and ends up spinning in the clouds of stardust where descriptions are amorphous and very hard to see clearly, IMHO.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Jul 12 - 08:08 PM

Well, as has been written

...Buber posits an ontology based solely on
relation: "All actual life is encounter". In this way, he too
dismisses subjectivity by favoring neither a subjective I nor a
subjective Thou. Instead he privileges the mutuality of the relation
between the two subjects, all the while aware that this ideal
mutualism can degenerate into the monologic objectification and
instrumentalization of an I-It. I expands because Thou is boundless
and wholly other (as opposed to being merely the other of the I). The
I does not exist except insofar as it is in relation to either a Thou or an It.

               --Frank Garrett, Extreme Humanism: Heidegger, Buber and the Threshold of Language (2010)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Jul 12 - 09:40 AM

Ah! Heidegger!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Jul 12 - 09:31 AM

AS yourself, as always. As Thou.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Jul 12 - 09:27 PM

As what?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Jul 12 - 08:52 PM

Careful, there Cleopatra. You can be bitten by your own as, you know...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Jul 12 - 02:00 PM

As if!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Jul 12 - 01:30 PM

As is as as does, my fine-feathered friend. If you don't know what your as does, you will never be able to see things as is.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 17 Jul 12 - 10:34 AM

Great preservative also. You can put that rub on the meat and abandon it on the floor of a dry cave (say, Mammoth Cave in Kentucky) and come back in a couple hundred years and find it still there, though a bit dry. Saltpeter is a handy household product, yes?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Jul 12 - 10:21 AM

Alright, dude. I'm a-comin' fer ya. Strap on yer hoglegs, cuz we're gonna burn some powder.

It's a nice dry rub, Memphis style. Should work well with leg meat. I like it straight, but feel free to bring you favorite sauce.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 16 Jul 12 - 11:38 PM

Palindrome and foi gras. Sounds like a tasty post!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Jul 12 - 11:01 PM

AS far as I am concerned your as is gras. In the French manner.


And I get this here palindromoid.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Jul 12 - 08:54 PM

...to be all over his poor as...

Sirrah, I assure you that I have as rich an "as" as anyone else. I warn you, as you are a gentleman, not to disparage my "as" as I have spent many years and garnered as much "as" education as possible to assure that my "as" would be to all who would read it as rich and fulfilling an experience as, for example, Shakepeare's or Pope's or Milton's "as."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Jul 12 - 06:51 PM

Just like the female help down at the local Seven-Eleven...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Jul 12 - 06:43 PM

Rapp has obbviously got some kind of underhanded racket going on, playing the numbers and then signing big phony checks to a non-profitable entity. Soon or later, the Republicans are going to be all over his poor as, wanting a piece of the action.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Jul 12 - 01:05 PM

July 16, 2012

Pay to the order of: People for the Ethical Treatment of Big Even Numbers

The Number: 45400

/s/Rapparee


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Jul 12 - 01:03 PM

Dibs on 45454!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Jul 12 - 12:29 PM

Well, that's nice to hear. ;-) Very good of you to resist the impulse, I must say.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,The Galactic Overlord
Date: 16 Jul 12 - 12:11 PM

I am not a miserable mud-crawling spawn of ancient fish such as you beings and that "Rev Jimmie Lee Staggers" are. I always was and always will be, yesterday, today, and tomorrow, until Time itself ends and I will continue to exist even then.

Why I do not crush you and your annoying little speck of dust I do not know, except that on a rare occasion I find you mildly amusing.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Jul 12 - 11:20 AM

Hey, Rap! Shane is apparently in London, England for the Olympics. Look at the related thread: "Olympics - London's Shame"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Jul 12 - 10:56 AM

What in the world are you raving about now, Rap?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Jul 12 - 10:22 AM

Sorry, I was suffering from Long Weekend Over syndrome. It is especially rampant for those who go toLos ANgeles for some purpose or other. It causes individuals to forget wherte their fingers are on a keyboard.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Jul 12 - 09:21 AM

So! Elegy's father finally caught you with her in a country churchyard, keeping her warm when the owl for all his feather was a-cold! And her a still unravished bride of quietude! Ask not for whom the bell tolls, LH -- it tolls for thee!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Jul 12 - 11:43 PM

"dep[cityed" ?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Jul 12 - 09:10 PM

One of Woodie's last public shows was recently dep[cityed in photos on NPR. I knew they were good for somp'n!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jul 12 - 09:04 PM

No, it's hereditary. My paternal grandfather once spent 180 days in the House of Correction and we've been correct ever since.

But what I wanted to tell y'all was that yesterday I went out and did some cowboy action shooting. After we shot 'em we had a barbecue. Next weekend it's chimps.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Jul 12 - 07:33 PM

I think that what you really mean is that you are in need of correction.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jul 12 - 06:17 PM

That I was correct, of course. I'm ALWAYS correct. Not necessarily right, but correct in some way or other.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Jul 12 - 01:59 PM

If my denial "proves" that your theory is correct, Rap, what would my agreement with it have proven?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jul 12 - 10:26 AM

Ah-ha! Your denial proves that my theory is correct!

Stilly, you could have

)$(/b>

but if you did you should see a doctor right away to have it removed.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Jul 12 - 11:52 PM

I don't know about Jimmy Lee or the GO...but as for the others, Rap...no.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 14 Jul 12 - 11:08 PM

I don't know about those questions, but that thingie you typed sure looks like it would hurt. Of course there's always the percent symbol:

)%(


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Jul 12 - 10:38 PM

Is it possible that the Reverend Jimmie Lee Staggers is actually the Galactic Overlord? Is it possible that Chongo Chimp is actually "Bad Penny" Rutledge? Or -- hold onto your hats! -- "Bad Penny" Rutledge is actually Chongo's sister, Chinga????

Consider: No one has every seen Chinga and Penelope Rutledge together. Chinga has made a LOT of money from her enforced profession so why shouldn't she use some of it to live the life of a baroness or squireen or whatever Penelope is as a way to relax and help restore the self-respect her loving "brother" took from her? She could be using her position and influence in British society to have MI5 or MI6 or one of the MI's have her "brother" whacked. A simple call on her "brother" by a prospective "client," her "brother" bends over to pick something off the the floor, a Welrod, muffled "PFFT!"....

I for one would like these questions answered!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Jul 12 - 04:23 PM

You can do this, Stilly:

|§|


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 14 Jul 12 - 10:36 AM

ooooooo - I don't believe there is a typological way to show hemorrhoids, but I do believe the Rev. is a victim. Must be.

MOM just laughed and pointed at the screen when she saw it, said something about "serves him right. . . "


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Jul 12 - 09:31 AM

The Rev is more likely

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 13 Jul 12 - 11:31 PM

I hate to be a nit-picker, but Amos, don't you think that

)*(

is a more accurate rendering of said body part? Unless it is one sorry-ass old coot and then it might be

}*{

See what I mean?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jul 12 - 03:08 PM

With bible-thumpers everything is possible?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 13 Jul 12 - 02:33 PM

Amos, your previous post makes no sense! You instruct Rev. Staggers to find his asshole and then "insert the part of your body that you think with" into it. How is it possible to insert one's ass into one's ass?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 13 Jul 12 - 01:20 PM

You TELL 'em, Jimmie Lee! Ook! Ook! ;-D Whip them faithless heathens right into line and terrify 'em with the threat of eternal perdition! Yessiree.

Say, have you ever visited the Church of Kong?

- Chongo


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jul 12 - 01:12 PM

Oh, geez! This again.

Maybe I'll invite him out to Idaho and let him preach to the folks in Small...there are mountain lions up that way.


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