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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Acme 06 Jan 11 - 11:38 AM
Amos 06 Jan 11 - 11:34 AM
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Amos 06 Jan 11 - 09:24 AM
Rapparee 05 Jan 11 - 08:49 PM
GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River 05 Jan 11 - 05:30 PM
Rapparee 05 Jan 11 - 02:57 PM
Little Hawk 05 Jan 11 - 02:28 PM
Amos 05 Jan 11 - 01:58 PM
Little Hawk 05 Jan 11 - 12:59 PM
Rapparee 05 Jan 11 - 10:12 AM
Amos 04 Jan 11 - 11:41 PM
Eiseley 04 Jan 11 - 11:04 PM
Rapparee 04 Jan 11 - 03:13 PM
gnu 04 Jan 11 - 03:11 PM
Amos 04 Jan 11 - 02:54 PM
Amos 04 Jan 11 - 10:21 AM
Acme 04 Jan 11 - 10:07 AM
Rapparee 04 Jan 11 - 09:28 AM
Eiseley 04 Jan 11 - 09:14 AM
Amos 04 Jan 11 - 02:11 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Jan 11 - 11:38 AM

Hey, it's only 911 posts until 40K! On your toes, MOABites, lest a usurper attempt to bag the big one.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Jan 11 - 11:34 AM

Your first thought _should_ have been to dish out voluminous and enthusiastic admiration at my witty composition, you sluggardly dullard!!

;>)


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jan 11 - 09:54 AM

I guessed at Marlowe. Almost everyone else thought it was from "Brigadoon" or "My Fair Lady" and I must admit that my first thought was that you'd ripped off the Elder Edda again.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Jan 11 - 09:24 AM

There's a subtle distinction to be made, Rapparre. I model, you parody, he rips off, as the declension goeth.

My borrowings are much too obvious--and from too well known a source--to be thought of as ripoff. Besides, my version is very funny. "Lunched a thousand chips". HAhahaha.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jan 11 - 08:49 PM

Like what, Shame? Scrounging food from the dumpster behind Tim's? Pretending that women find you irresistible? Believing that you're rough, tough, and plenty enough? Stealing Don's beer and truck? Smashing up libraries? Thinking of Officer Dana and the happy life she'll have when she marries that dude from Toronto? Panhandling on the grimy streets of Blind River?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 05 Jan 11 - 05:30 PM

I ciould flippin' right stuff that would, like, leeve that flippin' pome of Amos in the dust, man. I could! The reason I don't flippin' do it is cos I am bizzy doin' stuff that acshally matters, eh?

- Shane


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jan 11 - 02:57 PM

No, he was busy ripping off Doc Faust. (See Chris Marlowe's play for more stuff he'll rip off.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Jan 11 - 02:28 PM

Heroic stuff, Amos! Were you inspired by reading Homer?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Jan 11 - 01:58 PM

Is this the gut that lunched a thousand chips
And Medicared the careless split of ileum?
Sweet Doctor, make me immortal with a stitch.
He liposucts my girth; see where it flies!
Come, Doctor, come, give me my appetite once more.
Here I will dwell, for heaven be in these chips,
And all is sauce for this fair gut of mine!.
I will eat Paris, and for love of thee,
Instead of Troy, shall Pocatello burn
And I will pray to ancient Galen wise,
And wear thy stitches on my bruised chest;
Yea, I will swell to crush the very heel,
And to my belov'd surgeon come again.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Jan 11 - 12:59 PM

Dum-de-dum-dum! Dum-de-dum-dum...DUM!!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jan 11 - 10:12 AM

Nay, good Amos, but I did once topple the topless towers Ileum.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 04 Jan 11 - 11:41 PM

HE'S just trying to get a lower ribbing. He has been forced into close proximity with his epigastrium and it makes him lonesome.

I understand.

Tickle him, Elmo.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 04 Jan 11 - 11:04 PM

Aw, you're so disarming!

Eiseley


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Jan 11 - 03:13 PM

Be nice if the link worked, too. But I'll have you know that my hypochondrium is running nicely.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 04 Jan 11 - 03:11 PM

AnyoneÉ

Rap... good on ye fer being able to help out a vet. I bow, good sir.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 04 Jan 11 - 02:54 PM

Just goes to show that Rapp's bark is worse than his epithelium.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 04 Jan 11 - 10:21 AM

Pictures of old logs, huh? Anyone could do that!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 04 Jan 11 - 10:07 AM

Good job, Mike!

Rapparee, dig out the Wayback machine in MOM's garage and see if you can compress the explosion at the hovel that way. Or did you already use it, to rescue the booze?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Jan 11 - 09:28 AM

Eiseley, I already am.

Amos, these are electrostatic (!) copies of the original paper copies in the National Archives. Even states that on 23 February 1962 the ship went to general quarters and fired 8 plaster-filled practice hedgehogs before entering the Saigon River.

I'm humbly glad to use my humble skills to compassionately help someone else.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 04 Jan 11 - 09:14 AM

Rap probably tore up the deck, investigated the logs that made up said deck, and discovered little bits of agent orange embedded in their fibers.

Be careful, Rapparee, you might become infected yourself!

Eiseley


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 04 Jan 11 - 02:11 AM

All honor to the Manne who DOth Goode, goode Raparee.

Thanks for helping this fellow out.

Now, these logs--after all these years, they must have been worm-ridden and dry-rotted, unless they were pressure-treated cedar logs? Did they have his initials carved in 'em or something?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Jan 11 - 10:39 PM

Hey, I've done a Good Deed! I've obtained deck logs that will help a guy who was in the Navy Reserve and activated for the Berlin Wall crisis of 1961 prove that his ship docked at Bravo Dock, Saigon in February, 1962 and hence he is eligible for Agent Orange exposure benefits from the VA (he has some of the diseases that the dioxin caused)!

See, Amos? Sometimes librarians do people good. Even I do, sometimes.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 03 Jan 11 - 10:09 PM

The local Seahorse, Seal and Sea Lion Benevolent Association has met to determine what response, if any, they should take regarding the news recently arrived from Pocatello concerning the extended explosion there. Unfortunately, before a consensus could be reached, the Sea Horses and Sea Lions decided to execute a filibuster against any contemplation of the idea being forwarded by the Seals that they should extend a flipper of friendship--or any other kind--to the Legionnaires so afflicted. It was the opinion of the Sea Lions that the Legionnaires might misinterpret this gesture as an indication they should flip off, get flipped or be told to go flip themselves, all of which could lead to unfortunate repercussions. The filibuster was barely begun, however, when the fish-wagon arrived and the meeting was adjourned.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Jan 11 - 09:44 PM

Well, they put out the explosion in the Legion Hovel finally. It was going on since Boxing Day, the longest sustained explosion in history. I mean, this was all one single explosion, not a series of separate explosion. Had something to do with Red White's temporal sequencer, which he was demonstrating to Long Tall Shorty by using a charge of giant powder to prove his point. The new Men's Room is pretty well wrecked and the Col. Gen. has incarcerated the two for violating the Standing Orders regarding the use of high explosives in the Hovel.

Fortunately the liquor supply was saved.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 03 Jan 11 - 09:30 PM

A damsel with a dulcimer
In a vision once I saw:
It was a MOABian maid,
And on her dulcimer she played,
Singing of Mount BeeEsse.

Could I revive within me
Her symphony and song,
To such a deep delight 'twould win me
That with music loud and long

I would build that dome in air,
That sunny dome! those caves of ice!
And all who heard should see them there,
And all should cry, Beware! Beware!
His flashing eyes, his floating hair!

Weave a circle round him, yes,
And close your eyes with holy dread,
For he on honey-dew hath fed
And drunk the milk of Mom's BS.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 03 Jan 11 - 05:09 PM

Hahahahahahaa


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 03 Jan 11 - 05:05 PM

I think bagpipes in the hands of a new player might work almost as well as a wedding dress.

Eiseley


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 03 Jan 11 - 04:37 PM

Naw--he was in CHicago, celebrating Valentine's Day a leedle bit preemachurely, like, with his friends who have their own garage. Or did have, anyway....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 03 Jan 11 - 03:06 PM

I was not in that garage.

- Chongo


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 03 Jan 11 - 02:03 PM

First work day of the new year and MOM decided to clean out the garage. I see a front end loader she hired pulling up in the driveway. Whose shit is in the garage? You'd better run and get it before MOM has it hauled off to the dump or the metal recyclers.

Is that a Wayback machine I see them hauling out? Whose is that?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 03 Jan 11 - 10:21 AM

I think I will just call you Duuuude.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Jan 11 - 09:30 AM

I prefer to be addressed, now and in the future, as "Dominus et Deus meus."

Thank you.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Jan 11 - 10:56 PM

Ah, Rapairaree, you are a wily marsupial, of that I have no doubt...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 02 Jan 11 - 10:27 PM

That's funny, Amos! Good one.

As the mother of a musician, and the daughter of a musician (and a pianist of sorts, but only in solitary conditions) I can say I've had infestations of musicians in my home. The other thing that works is the Mom Voice. If you pay too much attention, ask them questions, that also drives them off. :)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Jan 11 - 09:51 PM

I know, I know. And very little is digested -- most is, ah, regurgitated.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Jan 11 - 03:50 PM

I wouldn't be a bit worried, Chongo, cos I would know right away that that wedding dress had nothing to do with me. Yeah, I would just relax and sit down for a nice cup of tea and let her tell me about all the stuff that's on her mind. I bet we'd get along famously. I could probably even sell her a CD before too long.

Rap - One thing I think I should point out about Amos's tiny mind. It doesn't embrace, it devours. ;-D


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 02 Jan 11 - 03:43 PM

Yeah, that would probably scare Hawk right off. Ook! Ook! Only he claims to be "in touch with his female side"...so ya never know. He is truly weird. He might start givin' her some gentle relationship advice, then lissenin' patiently as she talks about all her troubles, and commisseratin' with her about all them deadbeat can't be trusted men out there.

I would never waste time doin' that unless I had (cough! cough!) ulterior motives of some kind. Know what I'm sayin'? ;-D

It's even worse when ya get a house full of primate banana smugglers or contraband hooch movers. Trust me. In that case, the woman has gotta come out with a loaded tommy gun and just empty a full drum of .45 cal ammo in all directions. That clears the deck way better than the wedding dress.

- Chongo


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Jan 11 - 02:58 PM

How to deal with Rapp and Hawk if they camp in your living room.

I know, Rapp, I know...it's all good, man. Don't worry. They are changing your meds this week.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Jan 11 - 01:33 PM

Amos, I would not lie to you or anyone. I always tell the truth, the complete truth, the whole truth, and sometimes more truth than you can, with your tiny mind, embrace and understand.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Jan 11 - 12:28 PM

Well, I don't. I think Rapparee is making it up. J'accuse! J'accuse!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Jan 11 - 11:52 AM

Yes, I can see how that could happen.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Jan 11 - 11:35 AM

Yes, I was skiing down a triple diamond once during Olympic trials when all of the snow suddenly melted away. Wasn't global warming, though -- I was going so fast that the friction simply melted it all off the mountain. Thereafter I was banned from all amateur and professional skiing competition.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Jan 11 - 05:37 AM

We've made an arrangement with the Swiss, Amos. They need maple syrup. We need snow. Every month during the winter Canada ships tens of thousands of liters of maple syrup to switzerland and the Swiss send us fresh snow from the Alps. This has worked out very well for many years, and it keeps our Canadian winters as snowbound as they should be. This quick thaw, however, has resulted in a "snow gap" that is very troubling, and the Swiss shipments have not kept up with the demand. It's quite disturbing, specially for skiers.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 02 Jan 11 - 12:48 AM

What a rare appearance - Khandu! (Still doesn't get my moniker, but what the heck).

It's cold here in N. Texas, perhaps we should ship this up to LH. If there was snow on the ground here, it would at least stay frozen overnight.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Jan 11 - 12:14 AM

Do you have to ship it in from somewhere? Or how do you get it?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Jan 11 - 11:47 PM

It's so warm here that most of the snow we got in December has melted away.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Jan 11 - 11:41 PM

I have returned. Back on the hill, in my own desmesne, where is it -8 Kelvin. Yes! It is so cold that we have had to build a fire to thaw out the cold so we can feel cold. Not much snow though -- at least, not until we thaw out the cold.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Jan 11 - 10:35 PM

That's not news!
And know, Gnus, that no news is good for Gnus.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 01 Jan 11 - 06:42 PM

I am not!

Yo, King. Happy New year.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Jan 11 - 06:38 PM

Oh King! Oh King! Oh King Khandu!
'Tis true that we have followed through
And done what you said we should do!
But we could't'a done it without you!!!


That said, it is only meet to point out that some people are much more easily stupefied than others...


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