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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Little Hawk 26 Sep 09 - 10:43 AM
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Amos 26 Sep 09 - 08:51 AM
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Amos 26 Sep 09 - 12:04 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Sep 09 - 10:43 AM

Will Glenn Beck be attending the Getaway this year?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 26 Sep 09 - 10:20 AM

Uh oh--fraternizing already.

Please provide photos.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Sep 09 - 08:51 AM

I'll room with you and we can ;leave Mom with Rapaire.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 26 Sep 09 - 12:39 AM

Should we bring MOM, Amos?

If so, I'm afraid all the bunks in my room are spoken for. She'll have to room with you.

Suggest you bring earplugs and room freshener.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Sep 09 - 12:04 AM

Some people just can't stomach the intensity, ya know what I mean?

The Getaway is real, man.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 25 Sep 09 - 11:35 PM

Why are you frittering away your time and money on tame amusements like Yellowstone and the Grand Tetons when you could be packing for the Getaway?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Sep 09 - 09:40 PM

He might kill Shame out of pity, just to put him out of his misery...

Come a landsman, a kinsman, a tinker or a tailor
Doctor, a lawyer, a soldier or a sailor
Come rich man, come poor man, come fool or come witty
Come any man at all
Who will kill him out of pity.


Amos, he's also intelligent enough that he no longer makes messes in the house. We finally got him housebroken when he turned 54. When we were growing up we always made him take the bottom bunk. I understand that when he was in the Army the guy in the bunk below wore his poncho to bed.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Sep 09 - 08:44 PM

Rapaire, any friend of yours is no enema to me...



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Sep 09 - 08:33 PM

Then I guess he'd cry a river if he was to end Shane's "career", eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Sep 09 - 08:13 PM

Come Monday afternoon, Rapaire is going to hie his brother and himself to Yellowstone and Grand Teton NPs; he'll be back Wednesday afternoon. Amos, you'd like my brother. He likes to kill people, but only if they need killing. He really, really hates it when he kills people who don't need killing and he sheds real tears over it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Sep 09 - 06:10 PM

I have heard whoremonger a whole slew more times than ever whilom, a word which whilom I was ignorant of. Maybe its the circles I been traveling in.

Mom, please note that while Rapaire gallivanted about the country going hither and yon, to Ireland and Moscow and other states, I scrimped and saved and stayed by your side. Why? So I could hie me to the Getaway, and hie me I shall and high I may well be. We shall have to see about all that, too.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Sep 09 - 04:56 PM

So's "whoremonger," whilom widely used but now seldom heard.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Sep 09 - 04:09 PM

HEy, Mom!! A rare bird of a word: whilom, meaning former, erstwhile, or quondam. For example:

"So soon as the hermit came in, then found he Merlin, standing under a tree, and sore gan for him long, he saw the hermit come, as whilom was his custom, he ran towards him, both they rejoiced for this; they embraced, they kissed, and familiarly spake." —

Or, "Whylom, as olde stories tellen us, Ther was a duk that highte Theseus". Chaucer, Knight's Tale,

Or, "Here is Trapezonde also, whilome bearing the proude name of an Empire". Purchas, Pilgrimage, p. 320.

Or "For so Apollo, with unweeting hand, Whilom did slay his dearly loved mate."   Milton, Death of a Fair Infant.

Or. "Whilome thou camest with the morning mist". Tennyson, Memory. S

Or even, "The fickle queen caused her whilom favorite to be beheaded." W. S. Gregg, Irish Hist. for Eng. Readers, p. 50.


THere ya go, Mom!! A new word for Little Hawk to mumble with over his morning oatmeal.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Sep 09 - 03:11 PM

I have seen other films of people pulling those particular maggots out of parts of their body so I didn't think I needed another one. And as was pointed out, the skull gets in the way unless the buggers find their way into your sinuses. Uggggggh!

Rapaire's facility with online translators is nothing short of glazing.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 25 Sep 09 - 02:15 PM

HELP

I went to the doctor today.

I am now breathing 14% less Oxygen.



of course we all are, compared to before the Industrial Revolution.
Could this explain some of the dimwits today?




PS
The Dr. appointment was merely incidental.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Sep 09 - 01:38 PM

We have a skull to prevent that from happening.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 25 Sep 09 - 11:01 AM

I think more of you should follow that last link I posted and just think about having a maggot in your head. And just how close that is to having a maggot in your brain.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 25 Sep 09 - 10:17 AM

MOM!

AMOS AND RAP ARE TALKING ABOUT ME IN CODE.

Make 'em STOP!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Sep 09 - 09:59 AM

I think he's telling you that you're nobody. Σκέφτομαι ότι σας λέει ότι δεν είστε κανένας. Я думаю что он говорящ вам что вы никто. Ik denk hij u vertelt dat u niemand bent.

Etc.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Sep 09 - 09:35 AM

Thou speaketh a jawful, Amos. ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 25 Sep 09 - 09:34 AM

Did you know, by the way, that ANYONE using the Mudcat can click on the Babelfish button as easily as thee?

Not true. Blocked. Or are you trying to tell me I'm not anyone?

MMario


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Sep 09 - 09:26 AM

Good job, Rapaire.

LH, there are some things--at least two--that I would like to have against certain small French women.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Sep 09 - 10:39 PM

But it's inaccurate. Like Shakespeare, I have small Latin and less Greek. BUT!! I am quite fluent in profane and obscene, and can place a curse (not just cuss) with the best of 'em. Why, just the other day I placed a curse on George W. Bush and I saw in the newspaper at the grocery store that his marriage has failed and he's suffering from a nasty social disease which has eaten away his brain and which can't be cured from having an affair with a space alien who was illegally in the US AND he's not President any more -- part of the curse was that he'd be unemployed.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Sep 09 - 10:28 PM

Do you have something against small French women, Amos?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Sep 09 - 08:18 PM

I think you just confessed to adultery with a small French woman. Perhaps you meant "un petit peu de Francaise".

So, what, you channel these polyglots at will? Babelfish is easier.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Sep 09 - 07:46 PM

Besides, let's see...Kathryn has a degree in German, and my brother Ted is fluent in Vietnamese and Spanish and other things, I know une petite francaise et ma femme aussi....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Sep 09 - 07:11 PM

No, I didn't know that; and considering the milieu, I still do not. My apologies.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Sep 09 - 06:27 PM

Did you know that I don't USE Babelfish or any other such "translator"? Vì vậy, cắn tôi - Tôi là một người đàn ông của nhiều tài năng.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Sep 09 - 05:45 PM

Yes--that, I can believe.

Did you know, by the way, that ANYONE using the Mudcat can click on the Babelfish button as easily as thee?

Se não, você é um saco mais pesaroso do que nunca eu imaginaria, dado o respeito elevado em que eu o realizo.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Sep 09 - 04:49 PM

Ach, mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Sep 09 - 04:33 PM

Or even Wenn Sie dieses lesen können, können Sie einen gute Beschäftigung in der Welt der lateinischen Lautsprecher erhalten.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Sep 09 - 04:12 PM

Well, let's put it this way: Wann Sie diese lesen können ein guter Beaef in der Welt von Latinisch unterrichtenfinden.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Sep 09 - 04:00 PM

I don't think that's true anymore, Rapaire...



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Sep 09 - 03:34 PM

Yeah, I know, Amos. You didn't have to show off what you remember of your Latin. But then, Si hoc signum legere potes, operis boni in rebus Latinis alacribus et fructuosis potiri potes.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Sep 09 - 01:50 PM

"Rise up Our Mom, and may thy enemies be dispersed and those who hate thee be driven from thy face."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 24 Sep 09 - 01:49 PM

I hope there isn't a deodorant dispenser at her house! That stuff is nasty!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 24 Sep 09 - 12:04 PM

There's been a surge in Mom's deodedrant dispenser that hit her in the face?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Sep 09 - 11:54 AM

Surge Mater Nostra, et dissipentur inimici tui et fugiant qui oderunt te a facie tua


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Sep 09 - 11:39 AM

Woe unto the days of our Mom, and woe under her children, who to such destitute raggle-taggle rumours have abandoned her once-sterling repute! Let us raise her up, above the hordes of rattling tongues and witless brainpans who mill about in the nether regions!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Sep 09 - 09:50 AM

Yeah, they put a footbridge over the moat and the pirahnas ARE getting a tad peckish. Little devils.

What's that, Mom? Mine the bridge? Why didn't I think of that?!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 24 Sep 09 - 09:29 AM

But the invisible fence didn't work to keep them out, nor did the little windmill thingummies. What's poor MOM suppossed to do?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Sep 09 - 09:23 AM

Poor, poor Mom, sitting here weeping sad and lonely even though it's all quiet along the Potomac tonight. Have another jug, dear Mother, and please refrain from shooting at the neighbor's children with tranquilizer darts even though they are ill-bred and noisy -- people are starting to talk. They think that fitting them out with shock collars you can activate when they bother you might be going a little too far.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Sep 09 - 09:44 PM

I prefer to avoid hostelities.

(Some of those calibers refer to black powder firearms. It takes lead balls to shoot muzzleloaders.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Sep 09 - 08:49 PM

YEs, but not in that part of town. Those are reserved for the hostel-types...



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Sep 09 - 07:18 PM

Boy, that botfly larva is one nasty little thing, isn't it? Yuck.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Sep 09 - 07:02 PM

I can't understand why you and Chongo haven't been best buddies for years, Rapaire.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 23 Sep 09 - 06:51 PM

A friend sent this today. Weren't you in Belize recently, Amos?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Sep 09 - 06:48 PM

Did you ever notice how tangled up in ammo your life has become?



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Sep 09 - 05:07 PM

Also .36....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Sep 09 - 05:03 PM

I shall let Shame pick his poison: .30-30, .30-06, .22, .357 magnum, .45, .38 special, .44, .50, 7.65mm, 9mm short, .75, .69, .177...see how very generous I am!

If Shame had the balls God gave a paramecium he'd let me shoot the ashes off a cigarette as he held it in his mouth.


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