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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Bee-dubya-ell 22 Jun 09 - 05:45 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 22 Jun 09 - 05:45 PM

Well, I've been to Mobile dozens of times, but not since they started making the table dancing librarians keep their G-strings on.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Jun 09 - 04:16 PM

I heard it was the Mobile librarian, not one of yours. She had a sort of Southern accent. As for whether you dance on tables or not, I suspect you've lost a weekend or two.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jun 09 - 03:29 PM

Musta been Kathy. I don't dance on tables and I've only been to Mobile once.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Jun 09 - 03:23 PM

Well, their senior librarian was seen dancing on the table the other night in downtown Mobile, yelling "Idaho!! Idaho!". She must have gotten home okay, though, because she didn't get fired.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 22 Jun 09 - 03:21 PM

If the Pocatello library has a Bookmobile, does that mean the Mobile library has a Bookpocatello?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Jun 09 - 12:29 PM

It was pretty near sundown when the report came in; the orange light of late afternoon was spilling down the Sangre de Cristos foothills, and some of the streetlights had started flickering on. It was Bauxman took the report, because it was his night on dispatch. He had just settled in, with his Starbucks carefully located to his right hand, and the headset carefully installed around his impeccable haircut. The radio call was from Flynn, a reliable veteran of some fifteen years, a man who had no envy or ambition in him, but the salt of the earth, and a good cop.

Fxxzzzzzht.....dffffszzzzzzhtt...Yeah, Flynn, here, howahya? Say, I'm over on Interstate 15 about ten miles east of Pont Neuf. I just got my doors blown off by a hot-rod Zxxxhhtt... bfff...dfff..zzzhhhhxxttt..

Bauxman : Yer breaking up, big boy. Did you say a hot-rod Lincoln???

zzcssggtt...bzzzxxx...Hell, no, it was no goddam Lincoln. It was a goddamn hot-rodded out Book mobile....

Bauxman : Jaysus, Flynn, did you say a goddamn Bookmobile??? Are you nuts????

Yeah, assright!! Damn thing musta been breaking a hunnert when it went by me. I started hot pursuit and it just ran over thehorizon, couldn't catch it.

Bauxman : I readja, Flynn. Didja catch a look at the driver? Over.

Bzzzxszzz...You ain't gonna believe this, man. I swear I am sober....but I did, yeah. It was being driven by some kinda giant worm...

Bauxman : ...Jaysus, it sounded like you said the guy was a giant worm!!!

Yeah, that's what I'm tellin' ya, gawdammit!! Big horn-rimmed spectacles, a scarf around his, um, neck, and stubby little hands, but I am telling you, man, he was a worm!!!

Bauxman :Flynn, you ()&**%'in' juice-head!! I am NOT putting out no APB for no worm. Some of the guys out there are fishing buddies of mine, fer cry-i!!!

Bzsghhhtt...fzzxxxxxx... uckyew too buddy. It wasn't that kind of worm, anyway...more like one of those bookworms you see in cartoons at thuh Liberry....

And so the legend of the Pocatello Bookworm, highwayman of the 21st century, began.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jun 09 - 12:09 PM

Yeah: Hurst shifters, 409 engine, big-ass ol' blower, dual carbs....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Jun 09 - 10:16 AM

I don't care how it makes you feel
Or if you think its all unreal
Jes let me drive your Bookmobile!

Oh, baby!! You're driving me crazy!!
Didja think my heart was made of steel?
C'mon, baby!! I can't stand still for "Maybe"
Let me drive, drive drive that Bookmobile!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jun 09 - 09:00 AM

It's using the whip to make them gee and haw that's the tricky part. The roller layers, I mean. The pushers have their own drivers (it's one of them rear engine vehicles, like the old volkswages). Of course, using reverse gear can give a whole new meaning to "flat top".


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 22 Jun 09 - 12:09 AM

I really, really, wanna drive the bookmobile, Rapaire.

Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Cain't be too hard, what with movin' so slow over those rollers.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 22 Jun 09 - 12:04 AM

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Grandma's beatin' off the Indians, and they keep comin'.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 21 Jun 09 - 11:48 PM

Same here in most of the East, Rap.   There has been enough rain to replenish the water tables and reservoirs However, there are more folks in these parts of the NC Piedmont than full water tables can reasonably supply, so water rates are always high, and there are water restrictions even with the drought over for now.    Two weeks without significant rain, and you will hear most of us praying for it again.

More flooding than ever in West Virginia as the result of mountain top removal and other unsustainable mining and timbering practices.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Jun 09 - 11:28 PM

Well, it's official. This the wettest June on record out here. The rain today did it.

Hurrah? The reservoirs are full and over full, there are flood warning, watches and advisories all over the place, and even some mountains are closed to hiking and camping because of flash flood danger.

Well, the drought is over.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 21 Jun 09 - 11:01 PM

My old Dad is talking about wanting dwarf day lilies, instead of his Stella d'oros which used to be dwarf but 10 years of Miracle Go' has got them right tall. I keep telling him to go organic but he is into better living through chemicals.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Jun 09 - 10:09 PM

Guess what, Mom?

It rained and lightning and thundered...again.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 21 Jun 09 - 07:36 PM

You're just planting and I've been harvesting those same things for a while now. I needed a nap also, but didn't get a chance to take one today. I'll add it onto my sleep tonight, I guess.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Jun 09 - 05:19 PM

Mom, I just planted four Stella d'oro dwarf day lilies out front to complement and contrast with the blue-purple penstemon and the allysium. I've cut the grass, front and back, twice this week. I've planted flowers, tomatoes, peppers, basil, and rosemary out back. I've planted the flower boxes on the porch railings. All this while dodging rain storms.

Mom, I'm going to take a nap now. Call me in time for dessert.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Jun 09 - 04:57 PM

Well, you can scold him in the usual manner--open mouth, knit brows, and flap tongue--but it is better to know he is on the right path.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 21 Jun 09 - 04:26 PM

I love that Bradbury story.

My son has a fondness for his short stories, there is a stack of them in his bedroom. How can I scold him during the school year for not going to sleep early enough when he winds down by reading Bradbury?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Jun 09 - 03:25 PM

This is post 29,868, Bobert.

32 more will bring us to 29,900. And 100 more, to 30K.

Thirty K!!! Imagine!!!

You should be proud to be part of it.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bobert
Date: 21 Jun 09 - 01:55 PM

How many more now, Amos???

Real math this time... No tricks, ya' hear???

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Jun 09 - 01:02 PM

Ray Bradbury loves a good library.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Jun 09 - 12:34 PM

What joke?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Jun 09 - 12:29 PM

And, Rapaire, that joke was so funny the first time I made it up, I nearly fell off my brontosaurus.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Jun 09 - 12:26 PM

Hey Mom!!

Yesterday I went to a real whingding of a whangdoodle in a big rolling estate lined with palms and avocados, where some friends were throwing a birthday party. The entertainment was one of the best rock and roll groups I've heard in years -- the Ringtones, led by James Zota Baker, one of the most virtuous rock guitarists of all time. I got into it with them and they put me on the mic for a couple of numbers--"Mojo's Workin'" and "I Feel Good!" -- which livened things up some. It ain't easy, Ma, being a 20 year old soul in a sixty year old body. I feel like effing Benjamin Button. But we truly rocked.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Jun 09 - 12:25 PM

And in case you don't know it, Amos, there's a vas deferens between men and women.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Jun 09 - 12:23 PM

I've got a Master's degree in Lesbian Science. At least I think that's what it's in. Something like that anyway.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Jun 09 - 11:23 AM

He just thinks he's a lesbian. He isn't, really. He likes to make out with girls, is all.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 21 Jun 09 - 11:18 AM

Is... it... better... to... sound... like... Shane... or... Shatner?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Jun 09 - 11:13 AM

Man, you are sounding more and more like Shane every day, Rapaire.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 21 Jun 09 - 11:07 AM

More tomatoes on the windowsill this morning, MOM, and beans enough for a meal now.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Jun 09 - 10:55 AM

Oh no you don't! You can't pin that on me! I have an alibi and witnesses and besides, I'm pretty sure she was over 18. Besides, I've had a lobotomy and I can't have kids. And I used three condoms. Besides, I wasn't in town, I was someplace else. And I don't own that kind of car or know anyone who does. And I am not now nor have I ever been. And I'm a lesbian.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Janie
Date: 21 Jun 09 - 10:08 AM

He still didn't say whether I could drive or not.

Hi MOM,

Here in the secure busom of my family I just slept 12 hours.

Happy Father's Day to all ya'll Dad's!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Jun 09 - 10:00 AM

Bobert:

What the hell is fuzzy about it?

30,000
29,851
_____________
      149


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 21 Jun 09 - 09:57 AM

This is post #29853.

It's also:

44,850 in base 9
72,235 in base 8
153,015 in base 7
350,113 in base 6
1,423,403 in base 5
13,102,131 in base 4
1,111,221,200 in base 3
111,010,010,011,101 in binary

By the way, the binary equivalent of post #32,767 will be 111,111,111,111,111.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bobert
Date: 21 Jun 09 - 08:03 AM

Just what we need... More fuzzy California math... Not even warm and fuzzy... Just...

...fuzzy???

B;~)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Jun 09 - 12:36 AM

I did not bother mentioning
A truth, so bright and nifty:
That with that post I had attained
The twenty-nine, eight-fifty!
Thus this, of course, is fifty-one,
ANd also brings to mind
That to achieve the Thirty Kay
Lacks just one-forty-nine!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Jun 09 - 12:24 AM

A villainous and malodorous assertion, Rapaire, but to give you credit, at least it was your own work.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Jun 09 - 11:27 PM

That wasn't a rock; that was Amos shooting his BB gun.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 20 Jun 09 - 11:20 PM

That's scary.

MOM, I'm bushed. Literally. I boxed up and bundled lots of branches from various bushes and trees that I'd dumped in the compost a long time ago. They have been in the way, so I bundled and cut and stuffed and tied up several bundles that are now down at the curb for the trash guys on Monday. My mowing in the back is a little easier now. I shouldn't be throwing any more sticks and rocks with the mower. I know MOM was disappointed when the mower was throwing so much stuff that it knocked down some of her sunflowers and knocked a concoidal fracture type hole in the sliding glass door from that flying rock.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 20 Jun 09 - 09:20 PM

King khandu sought to fulfill his long ago predicted destiny by abdicating his throne and running off with a cashier from Walmart. But when he got to Walmart, all the cashiers on duty were male, so he decided to use the self-checkout lane. Using irrefutable khandu logic, he determined that since he was acting as cashier, he could fulfill his destiny by running off with himself.

So, khandu is now holed up somewhere with khandu, living off of the Little Debbie oatmeal pies he bought at Walmart, and neither khandu nor khandu has been heard from in months.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Jun 09 - 08:27 PM

Poor, poor Khandu. Once mighty and ignored, he is now puny and ignored. No longer King of Mississippi, he has been relegated to being Junior Assistant Princeling of Babbling Brook, New Jersey. Once surrounded by the Royal Dancing Bimbos, he is now surrounded by empty Thunderbird bottles and broken banjo picks.

Oh, how the mighty have fallen!

Even Tweed, who is even now clutching and scrambling and crawling his way to the Royal Throne, has fallen. Fortunately, he wasn't hurt much as he landed on his head.

As for the Nats -- well, three is better than none, I guess. At least they won't have a complete washout of a season.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bobert
Date: 20 Jun 09 - 08:10 PM

Well, seein' as this thing is movin' in on the big Three Ohhhh, I figured that maybe it was time for my second post to this thread.../

So, what's shakin'???

Where's Khanny???

How about them Nats??? Three in a row!!!

What's with womenz??? (lol)

Ahhhhh, didja all see Obama at the press thing last night... He was 'sposed to be funny... I think he needs to keep his day job... Whaddayathink??? I mean, bb is funnier than Obama...

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Jun 09 - 07:27 PM

Wheels? We don't have those; Pocatello hasn't advance that far because we think wheels are some sort of liberal socialist trick, like the "fire" thing. No, we have people run ahead and insert rollers, like God(dess) intended.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 20 Jun 09 - 05:52 PM

If it weighs that much you have too much in your backpack as you push that book truck. Are the wheels flat on the bottom? That will also make it difficult.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Jun 09 - 05:39 PM

Well...with a curb weight of 22,000 pounds I think a tow truck would be more in order.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Jun 09 - 03:46 PM

If you try, that wheelchair lift will come in handy!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Jun 09 - 02:57 PM

It's a 31 foot long Winnebago RV, modified so that it has no bathroom or bedroom (it does have a small water heater, a small frig, a small sink, heat, and A/C. And a wheelchair lift.

I don't think I want to push it anywhere.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 20 Jun 09 - 02:52 PM

Nice set-up with the book cart line, Stilly!

I'll bet Rap jumps on that one like a big ol' channel cat on a hunk of stink-bait!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 20 Jun 09 - 01:52 PM

Sorry I've been away so long, MOM, but I see you had a couple of strangers wander up on the porch while I was away. I hope the dogs didn't lick them to death as they greeted them.

Moonglow came to town so we went out to spend a lot of money. I had spent about $100 for a push mower for her yard in her college town house (where the neighborhood assn. fines them if they don't keep the grass mowed). Then I found one for $10 at a garage sale, 20 years old and going strong. So I took the new one back. But the glasses, the eye exam, and the upgraded phone all add up. MOM, don't ever get a cell phone. Just sit on the porch and greet all passers-by. It's the best way.

Congratulations on your book truck, Rap. Will it have a motor, or are you simply pushing a book cart up and down the street with a few books on it?


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