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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Aug 08 - 10:02 AM

A world of very large mirrors and unending smoke.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Aug 08 - 12:14 AM

LOL! Those sound like you lifted them straight off the curriculum at the WSSBA, Amos.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Aug 08 - 12:02 AM

A sort of self-study course? Onanism for the Omnipotent? Applied Narcissism for Beginners? Solipsism--Tips and Tricks for the Professional?



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Aug 08 - 10:42 PM

21 semester hours of Theology, just as I have.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 28 Aug 08 - 10:37 PM

He must be a serious scholar, to be so canonical.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Aug 08 - 10:17 PM

He also once had two cannons, a canoe, and a coffin in his garage. At the same time. He has since sold the coffin and added a kayak.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Aug 08 - 04:16 PM

The only kinda a trouble my brother would get into with politics is the kind you get into for not stealing, lying, cheating, invading, embezzeling, bribing, grafting, inebriating, adulterizing, pornographizing, and stuff like those. Heck, he's even (hold onto your hats, folks!) a genuine ordained Protestant minister and a fair-to-middlin' born-and-raised Catholic all at the same time.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 28 Aug 08 - 03:36 PM

Politics won't work if she doesn't want him getting into trouble. The odds are against him, anyway.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Aug 08 - 12:41 PM

My brother is not Governor of Montana (or if he is he hasn't told me), but he IS an Alderman in Athens, Illinois. He's at the end of his second term and since he believes in term limits he won't run again for Alderman. He IS, however, considering a run for Mayor because:

a) he retired last January, and
b) his wife wants him out of the house, but
c) doing something other than huntin' an' fishin' an' gettin' inta trouble.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Aug 08 - 12:35 PM

IF you keep throwing out deformed exceptions to the rule like that, you'll have to go back to the drawing board and re-do from scratch.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Aug 08 - 12:25 PM

Ah, yes, but all men are brothers in spirit, therefore Brian Schweitzer is Rapaire's brother. And so is William Shatner.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Aug 08 - 11:56 AM

Brian Schweitzer is the Governor of Montana, Donuel. I doubt there is a tablespoon of Doelmann blood in his veins, at loeast that he would admit.

And by the way, it is Governor Schweitzer who asserts that using the Germn technology for conversion of coal to petroleum, there's more oil reserve under the state of Montana than under the Middle East, and it could be reclaimed for $32 a barrel.

I don't know if this is true or not, but it sure would get the Saudis out of our pockets if so, and could also reverse our debt to the Chinese.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 28 Aug 08 - 11:48 AM

Rapaire's brother is the Govenor of Montana but you don't hear him bragging about it. There is a certain fatuous humility in the man/god.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Aug 08 - 11:39 AM

Well, we all are, after all; the kingdom of heaven is within thee, you know. But in Rapaire's case, we may be facing a dramatic exception.



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 28 Aug 08 - 11:33 AM

god = good
god = great
I'm pretty sure
Rapaire ain't.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Aug 08 - 11:02 AM

SOrry. I meant to type "good". But it would not have made any difference, obviously.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Aug 08 - 09:06 AM

...which could be god...

Not "could be", Amos. I am God. Just ask anyone.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Aug 08 - 11:17 PM

On the other hand, it might even make you strong, which could be god, if you don't brewed on it overmuch.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Aug 08 - 08:50 PM

Don't let it get too steep, will ya?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Aug 08 - 07:44 PM

I have been infused.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 27 Aug 08 - 04:45 PM

Sounds like a loose cannon.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Aug 08 - 04:16 PM

BEcome an infusion? By bag or by ball, it will suit you to a tea.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Aug 08 - 03:24 PM

inspired by kat.


"madam your child was born in sin"
Aw we have a precious little cynic.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Aug 08 - 02:15 PM

Farewell, cruel world! You have treated me badly, scorned me, abused me. I shall go and become an infusion!

Right after lunch.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Aug 08 - 02:05 PM

That's it?????

That's your terrible "trap"??????

A hypothetical?

Whooof. I fell so trapped, I want to chew my typing fingers off to escape. Not....




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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Aug 08 - 09:38 AM

Rapaire's trap to catch the greedy
Left him feeling poor and needy,
WHile he pipes his "looky me!"
Amos grabs another C...

Though it could have been taken by Rapaire.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Aug 08 - 09:33 AM

Rapaire's trap to catch the greedy
Left him feeling poor and needy,
WHile he pipes his "looky me!"
Amos grabs another C.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Aug 08 - 12:40 AM

BS to right of them, BS to left of them...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Aug 08 - 12:05 AM

25,100

Volleyed and thundred.

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Aug 08 - 09:26 PM

I shall bait a trap to catch the greedy!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Aug 08 - 09:26 PM

Just three away!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Aug 08 - 06:51 PM

...not with a whimper, but a bang.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Aug 08 - 06:50 PM

Thus is the way the bookends...



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 26 Aug 08 - 06:04 PM

Just be sure you're not sitting between them, in case they've decided to become dueling librarians.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Aug 08 - 04:12 PM

So, okay. This morning my Youth Services Supervisor bought a pistol. Right now one of my Reference Supervisors has gone to buy a pistol.

I'm not going to go to Staff Meetings any more.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Aug 08 - 03:18 PM

Okay, so this Roman cat was lifting up Mars by his (Mars', I assume) sacred underwear? Was this some sort of wedgie sacrifice? Didn't Mars get annoyed by this?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 26 Aug 08 - 11:07 AM

At Mt Vernon they have a new life like statue what shows his face as if he had never lost all his teeth giving his visage a bolder chin and an expression much different from the dollar bill.

Washington not ever having kids did work well for a democracy rather than a dynasty. Unlike GHW and GW


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Aug 08 - 10:36 AM

IT is awful and wondrous to consider that the next really good summer read you open may be hanging on the threads of some long-past bikini, or teddy, or slip, innit? Thus from beauty unto beauty every fiber shall have its service anew.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Aug 08 - 10:33 AM

"Gracchus has presented to a cornet player-or perhaps it was a player on the straight horn-a dowry of four hundred thousand sesterces. The contract has been signed; the benedictions have been pronounced; a crowd of banqueters seated, the new made bride is reclining on the bosom of her husband. O ye nobles of Rome! is it a soothsayer that we need, or a Censor? Would you be more aghast, would you deem it a greater portent, if a woman gave birth to a calf, or a cow to a lamb? The man who is now arraying himself in the flounces and train and veil of a bride once carried the nodding shields[21] of Mars by the sacred thongs and sweated under the sacred burden!

126 O Father of our city, whence came such wickedness among thy Latin shepherds? How did such a lust possess thy grandchildren, O Gradivus? Behold! Here you have a man of high birth and wealth being handed over in marriage to a man, and yet neither shakest thy helmet, nor smitest the earth with thy spear, nor yet protestest to thy Father? Away with thee then; begone from the broad acres of that Martial Plain[22] which thou hast forgotten..." (Juvenal)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 26 Aug 08 - 10:29 AM

Leo, be happy that they're recycling most of these fibers, they're taking the tacky low-slung acid-washed Old Navy jeans that were too tight to begin with and now are discarded with little regard for reusing of such garments. It has been SNATCHED from the mouldering heap at the land fill and has instead been shreaded and (probably) bleached and turned into paper to live again.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Aug 08 - 10:19 AM

A quote from my favorite juvenal delinquent:

... iam pridem, ex quo suffragia nulli
uendimus, effudit curas; nam qui dabat olim
imperium, fasces, legiones, omnia, nunc se
continet atque duas tantum res anxius optat,
panem et circenses. ...

( Satire 10.77–81)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Aug 08 - 10:15 AM

THere's no happy solution here, is there? You're either vandalizing the souls of vegetable entities or polluting the electro-magnetosphere, and we're plumb out of stone tablets. A librarian's lot is not a happy one...



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 26 Aug 08 - 09:44 AM

YOU DESECRATE THE REMAINS OF COTTON AND LINEN CLOTH!!!!

Oh - how truly perverted! Obviously, Rapaire, you are one of those who believe that perennials are superior to mere annuals. Why is an Aspen or other pulp tree more precious a life then that of flax? Indeed, since the latter's life is so fleeting, to descrate their mortal remains is even more hideous.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Aug 08 - 09:37 AM

(Besides, rag-based paper isn't acid based and hence will not go brown and crumbly.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Aug 08 - 09:36 AM

No, merely mindful of our friends the trees.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Aug 08 - 09:31 AM

all of our materials are made from rag-based cloth, not (shudder!) wood pulp

A quick estimation of costs seems to indicate that yours muust be the only super-rich library in the nation.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Aug 08 - 09:27 AM

Fences!? Arboreal necrophilia? Pervert! You're the sort who frequent lumber yards and lumber mills, panting and drooling in overheated lust! The sort who give honest craftspeople a bad name! I hope that you're buried in a cheap coffin of rough-sawn poison ivy stems, face down, your perverted part shoved through a knothole so that it will be the first thing the worms nibble upon.

And Amos, all of our materials are made from rag-based cloth, not (shudder!) wood pulp. The paper, that is. CDs, DVDs, and especially MP3s aren't made from paper.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Aug 08 - 12:22 AM

Trees with knotholes are particularly nervous about that sort of thing. Fences also, but to a much lesser extent since the average fence is pretty much oblivious to most of what goes on around it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Aug 08 - 12:14 AM

Sad fate for an honest hugger of trees.

But you are no great friend of trees, yourself--your trade in their sorry remains gives the lie to any assertions of friendship. For them, you are a trafficker in cadavers and parts.

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Aug 08 - 10:26 PM

I would not be speaking from experience, but from only a branch of it, watching my friend Rob crumple into sawdust from venereal dry rot. You see, he became too fond of a tree and could not separate xylem from phloem or love from lust. One night of passion, a few days of splinters, and then a lifetime of VDR. He tried everything, even epoxy treatments, but it was too late and he finally crumbled away. And the tree, it continued to lift its leafy arms to prey.


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