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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Jan 08 - 02:08 PM

And thow away that blue polka-dotted muumuu, wouldja?



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 16 Jan 08 - 02:04 PM

Supposed to get cold out there today and maybe rain. Do you have your heavy jacket ready, MOM? And go through your sock drawer to see if you have a few matched pairs. Those flip flops need to go back in the closet for a while.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 16 Jan 08 - 12:13 PM

I also spent time on the rifle range, learning how to shoot a rifle, mainly in a hunting context (though we never actually did go hunting, my dad stopped after he badly injured his knee on one trip). When I found that handgun I was in a house with a deranged person and I didn't want anyone to get hurt.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Jan 08 - 11:47 AM

Right after my maternal grandfather died my brother Tony, who was about 7 at the time, found a Colt's Revolver, Single Action Army model of 1873, in my grandfather's bureau. My grandmother immediately took it to a cop who lived across the street to dispose of it.

When he found out, my Uncle hit the ceiling! It was a souvenir from HIS father's sojourn in Montana...and even then a Colt's SAA Model 1873 was worth a BUNDLE of money.

My brother was smart enough not to touch it, but to call an adult.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Jan 08 - 08:53 AM

My mother sent all four kids (including my sister) off to the local Rifle Range for instruction when we turned 12. We had to take the three weeks of instruction AND fire (with .22 rifles) the first three "ranks" before we could quit.

Her reasoning, often expressed to us, was "There are too damn many guns out there and I want you kids to be safe around them."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 16 Jan 08 - 01:34 AM

Scared me silly to find a loaded pistol in my Dad's sock drawer when we were working on his estate. Mostly because it was at a point when my wacko youngest brother was in the house and I was afraid in his temper he might just try to use it on someone if he got his hands on it. I took it in a box out and locked it in my rental truck. I gave it to a friend with a gunsafe to keep and never touched it again.

I keep dogs so hopefully I don't have to have a gun. My dogs are a little stinky, even though they had a bath fairly recently, because they've been sunning themselves each morning on the side of the compost pile. Gotta have clean dogs OR clean guns when they're in the house. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. :)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jan 08 - 11:01 PM

That's the way it should be. To obtain a firearm at my house you would have to be able to open a locked locker (two point lock); to obtain ammunition would require opening a locked box in another room. Quite apart from Mark Twain, I don't have guns, loaded or otherwise, laying casually about.

Swords are another matter. THOSE, well, let's just say that I could obtain one very, very quickly.

But I don't have children around and I trust my wife with a sword (or a pistol...some of the guns are hers).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Jan 08 - 10:54 PM

The shotgun is in a locked case in the closet, with no ammo nearby.

The Colt is in its holster in the bedroom, in a drawer, unloaded and cleaned, out of public view, with a load nearby in a tin box.

We have no yonkers to home at present. To fire either would require extensive, deliberate action and could not occur by accident.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jan 08 - 10:37 PM

Well, I agree with him. You can, with practice, down a deer with a .410 slug. In fact, in places that's the preferred thing that poachers use, but it's still a light load for ethical hunting. Of course, in a survival situation anything goes, including snaring the deer or using a deadfall.

But I digress.

Please use trigger locks, too. Or make sure the weapon is unloaded and fasten it tightly shut with a plastic cable tie. I am a staunch and strong believer in weapons safety...believe it or not. That's why I keep loaded guns around the house -- I agree with Mark Twain that the deadliest weapon around is an unloaded gun.

Don't meddle with old unloaded firearms. They are the most deadly and unerring things that have ever been created by man. You don't have to take any pains at all with them; you don't have to have a rest, you don't have to have any sights on the gun, you don't have to take aim, even. No, you just pick out a relative and bang away, and you are sure to get him. A youth who can't hit a cathedral at thirty yards with a Gatling gun in three-quarters of an hour, can take up an old empty musket and bag his mother every time at a hundred. Think what Waterloo would have been if one of the armies had been boys armed with old rusty muskets supposed not to be loaded, and the other army had been composed of their female relations. The very thought of it makes me shudder.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 15 Jan 08 - 10:22 PM

Sorry Amos, I was skimming fast to catch up, and the old eyes apparently leaped right over your earlier post.

THAT must of been why Mom whispered to me to delete the added comment about what slackers y'all were:>)

Thanks, MOM. Now they'll never know.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Jan 08 - 10:18 PM

No sense getting condescending here, Doctor Books. I didn't see anyone mispronouncing it on this thread, so I assume you just wanted to jump in there with a little "special knowledge" to show your stuff, huh? You and Spaw, always showing your stuff.

BTW the gunsmith says shooting .45 ammo in the .410 is strongly advised against. It's not a rifle. He says use slugs.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jan 08 - 09:38 PM

Forget only at your peril that Cairo, Illinois is pronounced "KAY-row" and not "KI-row". "Illinois" is pronounced "ill-i-noi" (no "ess" sound). The state flower of Illinois is the violet (pronounced "vi-o-let") and the state bird is the cardinal (pronounced like the St. Louis baseball team). And to turn this into a music thread, here's the genuine, official State Song of Illinois:

Illinois
Written by C.H. Chamberlain
Composed by Archibald Johnston

By thy rivers gently flowing, Illinois, Illinois,
O'er thy prairies verdant growing, Illinois, Illinois,
Comes an echo on the breeze.
Rustling through the leafy trees, and its mellow tones are these, Illinois, Illinois,
And its mellow tones are these, Illinois.

From a wilderness of prairies, Illinois, Illinois,
Straight thy way and never varies, Illinois, Illinois,
Till upon the inland sea,
Stands thy great commercial tree, turning all the world to thee, Illinois, Illinois,
Turning all the world to thee, Illinois.

When you heard your country calling, Illinois, Illinois,
Where the shot and shell were falling, Illinois, Illinois,
When the Southern host withdrew,
Pitting Gray against the Blue, There were none more brave than you, Illinois, Illinois,
There were none more brave than you, Illinois.

Not without thy wondrous story, Illinois, Illinois,
Can be writ the nation's glory, Illinois, Illinois,
On the record of thy years,
Abraham Lincoln's name appears, Grant and Logan, and our tears, Illinois, Illinois,
Grant and Logan, and our tears, Illinois.


Let me know if you want to know more about Illinois.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Jan 08 - 08:17 PM

I'd guess Cairo, Illinois, which once featured as a significant way-point in a Gen-yoo-ine Mudcat Fiction Thread concerning the Steamboat Albert Hansell. Mom being a Murrican sorta dictatrix, ya know?

And Janie --- that's who I meant when I made that same quote down thread, but I am, with all respect, mought proud on ya fer comin' up with it as well.    Girl after my own heart, and with an operational twang, too!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 15 Jan 08 - 08:02 PM

Actually, we have our good friend Will Shakespeare to thank for coining the term 'salad days.'

From Shakespeare's Anthony and Cleopatra, 1606:

CLEOPATRA: My salad days,
When I was green in judgment: cold in blood,
To say as I said then! But, come, away;
Get me ink and paper:
He shall have every day a several greeting,
Or I'll unpeople Egypt.

Is that what MOM would do if we posted not enough among us? Unpeople Egypt?

I bet she would just unpeople Cairo. Whether that would be Cairo, Georgia, Cairo, Missouri, or Cairo, Illinois, I wouldn't venture to guess.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jan 08 - 04:22 PM

Le chien?? Pointe???


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Jan 08 - 04:20 PM

C'est pas le meme brain du tout, mon brave. Le mien fonctionne, le tien, point.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Jan 08 - 04:12 PM

"That membrane won't nictitate..."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Jan 08 - 04:04 PM

MOM!!

I swan, if Ihadn't come in from choppin' firewood jes' to get some of your Sundancer Tea, I'da seen ya falling right into the cellar!! C'mon, you, up and at 'em.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Jan 08 - 11:52 AM

Right you are, Rapaire -- it was LR, not Long.

NOt to worry; I may be a real klutz in some areas, but I take survival issues quite seriously! :D


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jan 08 - 11:27 AM

Hey, Amos! Did you know that you can fire .45 Long Colt cartridges in a .410? Now you can go deer hunting!

.22 Long would be either a very old revolver or perhaps you mistyped "Long Rifle."

(DO get training! Please! ANYONE who has firearms around should have it, and repeat it every five years or so.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Jan 08 - 10:54 AM

As for salad days, the phrase was coined by my cousin-ten times removed, Will, who described them thus:

"my salad days,/When I was green in judgment, cold in blood"

In other words, a time of inexperience, youth, when one is green.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Jan 08 - 10:47 AM

Hey, there, Mama! Let's vote for Obama!!

Seriously, I was delighted to hear back from the local gunsmith that my recently inherited 410 shotgun, and the .22-long Colt revolver, are both in excellent condition, and are ready to go. He is test-firing them, and I will pick them up this afternoon. There is not much to do with them, of course, in our urban environment, but there are a few ugly racoons who keep pawing up my back yard that I would like to meet. And BBW and I will take some training, for the sake of the neighbors... :D


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Jan 08 - 09:21 AM

Did you? I am sorry. But here's hope from the New York Times science department:

"Another contentious issue is whether the cosmologists in their calculations could consider only the observable universe, which is all we can ever see or be influenced by, or whether they should take into account the vast and ever-growing assemblage of other bubbles forever out of our view predicted by eternal inflation. In the latter case, as Alex Vilenkin of Tufts University pointed out, "The numbers of regular and freak observers are both infinite." Which kind predominate depends on how you do the counting, he said..

In eternal inflation, the number of new bubbles being hatched at any given moment is always growing, Dr. Linde said, explaining one such counting scheme he likes. So the evolution of people in new bubbles far outstrips the creation of Boltzmann brains in old ones. The main way life emerges, he said, is not by reincarnation but by the creation of new parts of the universe. "So maybe we don't need to care too much" about the Boltzmann brains," he said.

"If you are reincarnated, why do you care about where you are reincarnated?" he asked. "It sounds crazy because here we are touching issues we are not supposed to be touching in ordinary science. Can we be reincarnated?"

"People are not prepared for this discussion," Dr. Linde said.

..."

This article may be the most inchoate piece of writing I have yet seen in the Gray Lady, perhaps good evidence of early-onset Alzheimer's in her corporate consciousness. Or this may jsut be a reflection of the hard task of cosmologists, doomed to ponder the imponderable and reason about the unreasonable.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jan 08 - 09:10 AM

Of course it is. I died to make it so, didn't I?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Jan 08 - 08:07 AM

All is forgiven.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 11:18 PM

I suspect it refers to the period of summer wqhen the salad plants are in bloom, tomatos on the vine, etc -- mebbe July-August.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 10:50 PM

Where did the term "salad days" come from? I know what it means, but I don't really see the analogy. What's supposed to be so incredibly great about salad (as opposed to all the other things one might be eating)?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 08:32 PM

I meant flensing, as with blubber hooks.

Ewwww, indeed. A sort of Solipsist Bobbitt routine, gaaah.

But with Rapaire, all things are possible.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 05:29 PM

fensing or flensing? I don't think hot water is enough to take off the blubber, though if Rap took along one of his sabres I suppose he could do some sort of nasty hot water self-   

ew, never mind.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 05:25 PM

Don't do that -- your salad days are long past, old chum.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 01:53 PM

I shall render unto Caesar, etc.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 01:48 PM

PLease do not render yourself, could sir. The environment was not made for fensing or trying your physical self. It would of course provide you wiht some remarkable spiritual karma, but whether good or bad has not been determined at this time.

Have a good trip and don't render Pat, either.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 01:34 PM

If you render yourself in one of the hot spots you'll probably get a ticket from one of the rangers. Just so you know.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 12:49 PM

Amos, nude bathing is permissible in Yellowstone in the winter -- in fact, you can do it all year 'round. Some of those hot pots will not only remove your clothing, but your skin, body fat, internal organs and all. If you drop your wallet or cell phone in it's best just to let it be.

(I'm not making this up, you know. Pop into some of the hot pots or fumurules and in three or four days you'll be a skim of grease.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 12:26 PM

We've shared the road with moose, LH. And like bison, you SHARE the road -- they use whatever part they want to and you use whatever's left.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 11:46 AM

I am sure, based on your history, that you have everything completely rationalized and figgered out, Rapaire. Pat didn't look at the Black's Beach brochure before suggesting Yallerstone.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 11:30 AM

"sharing the roads with elk and bison"

Oh my! Who could resist that? But I'll tell you something, Rap, you have not truly shared a road until you have shared it with a moose! A really big moose. Yes indeed. That's sharing, by God. Everyone should experience it at least once. ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 11:20 AM

Pat suggested the trip, Amos.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 11:20 AM

Ha! More jealousy! We'll be sharing the roads with elk and bison while you two are fighting freeway traffic! I'll be visiting the Paint Pots and Old Faceful!

As for the cold -- the snowcoaches are heated and we'll be wearing our full complement of cold weather gear: Sorel boots, parkas (well, not REAL parkas, but what they sell for parkas), extreme cold weather undies, maybe even my insulated coveralls.

Ha! again.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 11:15 AM

One up RAPAIRE?   Are you joking? I wouldn't know where to care to begin commencing such aproject!!!!

I just thought nano-pores was an interesting breakfast discussion for Mom.

Of course Rapaire is welcome to come down to Scripps and sunbathe on the beach. It would do him a world of good. And I bet Pat would like it more than getting doused by Old Faithful...



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 10:38 AM

Why bother MOM with it then? Are you trying to one-up Rapaire? Don't worry about it--he'll freeze his butt off down there at Yellowstone. I thought you'd be coming up with alternative venues for him to consider. A hotel in Coronado or a visit to Mission Beach, perhaps? A dip at Scripps would be nice.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 10:15 AM

Noise in solid-state nanopores
R. M. M. Smeets*, U. F. Keyser*,, N. H. Dekker*, and C. Dekker*,


We study ionic current fluctuations in solid-state nanopores over a wide frequency range and present a complete description of the noise characteristics. At low frequencies (f 100 Hz) we observe 1/f-type of noise.

We analyze this low-frequency noise at different salt concentrations and find that the noise power remarkably scales linearly with the inverse number of charge carriers, in agreement with Hooge's relation. We find a Hooge parameter = (1.1 ± 0.1) x 10–4. In the high-frequency regime (f 1 kHz), we can model the increase in current power spectral density with frequency through a calculation of the Johnson noise.

Finally, we use these results to compute the signal-to-noise ratio for DNA translocation for different salt concentrations and nanopore diameters, yielding the parameters for optimal detection efficiency


I am afraid I find this hard to believe.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 10:10 AM

All cells have evolved strategies to rapidly adapt to shifts in the environment. Cells detect these changes via stimulant molecules that bind to membrane receptors on their surface, which trigger a cascade of intercellular reactions.

However, because these interactions between external stimulants and receptors are so transient, they are extremely tricky to detect and monitor. Gilad Barnea et al. have engineered a highly sensitive assay for identifying these fleeting events. The authors linked three common receptor types—G protein-coupled receptors, receptor tyrosine kinases, and steroid hormone receptors—to a transcription factor via a tether with a cleavage site for a protease.

When these receptors are activated, a protease releases the transcription factor, which then activates a reporter gene in the nucleus. All the genes used in this system originate from outside the cell. These genes thus provide a unique biochemical pathway that is protected from interference from the cell's own signaling molecules. Barnea et al. exploited this assay to identify chemerin as a ligand for the orphan receptor, GPR1. — B.T.

"The genetic design of signaling cascades to record receptor activation"

by Gilad Barnea, Walter Strapps, Gilles Herrada, Yemiliya Berman, Jane Ong, Brian Kloss, Richard Axel, and Kevin J. Lee


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 09:48 AM

Oh yes, I am jealous, and I know it. But that doesn't change the color of your nose,



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 09:18 AM

I'm taking my Balaclava, Amos. One day this week the high temp there is supposed to reach all the way up to -16C. Besides, you're just jealous and you know it!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 12:17 AM

Be sure and wear a muffler to cover your brown nose, Rapaire.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jan 08 - 08:24 PM

Dear Mom,

Next Saturday and Sunday (and possibly Monday) I won't be around much if at all. Pat and I are taking a mid-Winter holiday. We have reservations for a tour of the Firehole River and for a cabin...oh, I forgot to mention...we're going to Yellowstone again. Our cabin will be within a couple hundred yards of Old Faceful and everything. We'll go in from West Yellowstone by snowcoach, tour by snowcoach, and leave by snowcoach on Monday afternoon.

Yes, I promise to dress warmly and wear my long underwear.

The Child You Most Esteem,
R


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Jan 08 - 04:39 PM

Talk to Spaw about that...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 13 Jan 08 - 04:34 PM

I did a little research in the local newspaper and find that the gas well under our neighborhood was published as operating on Dec. 17. I won't get rich from it, but it would be nice to have a little extra income. I wonder if I have to buy boots and a cowboy hat for a gas lease?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jan 08 - 04:32 PM

I said I was "well into adulthood." Nowhere did I say I had grown up. Some would argue just the opposite.


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