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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

MMario 23 Feb 06 - 11:55 AM
Amos 23 Feb 06 - 11:46 AM
Rapparee 23 Feb 06 - 11:44 AM
MMario 23 Feb 06 - 11:37 AM
Amos 23 Feb 06 - 11:32 AM
MMario 23 Feb 06 - 10:47 AM
Acme 23 Feb 06 - 10:33 AM
MMario 23 Feb 06 - 09:25 AM
Rapparee 23 Feb 06 - 09:23 AM
MMario 23 Feb 06 - 09:21 AM
Amos 23 Feb 06 - 09:18 AM
Acme 22 Feb 06 - 09:21 PM
Rapparee 22 Feb 06 - 09:01 PM
Amos 22 Feb 06 - 08:13 PM
GUEST,Shiney Knause 22 Feb 06 - 07:37 PM
Little Hawk 22 Feb 06 - 07:30 PM
MOAB 22 Feb 06 - 07:16 PM
Amos 22 Feb 06 - 03:16 PM
GUEST,Veronica Rutledge 22 Feb 06 - 03:06 PM
John MacKenzie 22 Feb 06 - 03:04 PM
Rapparee 22 Feb 06 - 02:42 PM
Amos 22 Feb 06 - 02:24 PM
MMario 22 Feb 06 - 02:18 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 23 Feb 06 - 11:55 AM

It take it then Rapaire that you do not agree with the findings of Leigh,Mei,Doan & Dye (Blackvale Publishers, Bangkok) that most of Lord Ashram's publications that were not plagerism were fiction?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Feb 06 - 11:46 AM

IF only they had known about implants, eh, Rap? What a different history we would have known!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Feb 06 - 11:44 AM

Sayid and Dunne are dead wrong.

The phrase was originally "Nyt proscusky, nyt likyina." It came from the Aacr people of Ural Mountains and was gathered in by English (not British) folksaying collectors in the late 16th Century -- Lord Ashram's group from Trinity College, to be exact.

They translated it incorrectly. "Nyt proscusky" means "no middle body bulge" ("Nyt" = "No, nothing, absence of"; "prosc" = "bulge, salient"; and "uskyor" ="middle, stomach, gut") and it was translated rather exactly.

"Nyt likyina" on the other hand literally means "No likyina." The likyina, now extinct, was a wolverine-like creature that stood two or more meters high at the shoulder and lived (like so many humans) to fight, eat, and reproduce. Because it was so active year-round it needed high-calorie food and nice, plump Aacrs were its favorite dish.

Thus, the original was a warning not to get to fat or the likyina would eat you.

The mistranslation probably came about because those not raised in the Aacrian language often mishear "likyina" as "sbrotha", which means "want, desire, lack of". The mishearing comes about because of the similarities in Aacrian between fricatives and sibilants and the "clicking sound" made by elderly Aacrs with ill-fitting dentures.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 23 Feb 06 - 11:37 AM

Wasn't there a recent attempt to tie in the 'Sultan syndrome' with the nursery Rhyme 'Jack Sprat' and sexual practices among the early Georgian aristocracy?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Feb 06 - 11:32 AM

That aligns with earlier publication of an analysis (Dieper, Dierper and Hierstiele, 1994, Sans Merde Academic Press, Albuquerque) about the folk origins of the concept "Let no man steal your time...." which would result in the man who committed such a heinous act growing 'round the waist, resulting in a population of fat men with skinny wives or girlfriends, or both, informally known as the Sultan Syndrome. Their thesis is that there is some sort of Jungian archetypal drive to become enSultan.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 23 Feb 06 - 10:47 AM

According to folk etomologists Sayid and Dunne (in thier latest best seller 'The Origin of Speaches' published by Dieper and Hyer - Baltimore, 2006) this is another case of mistaken homonymns in the english language distorting the meaning and the derivation of a folk phrase.

Their belief is that the phrase began as "Waist not, want knot"; those whose time had not slipped to their waists, thus increasing girth, had the need to tie thier belts tighter, thus wanting a knot in their belt.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 23 Feb 06 - 10:33 AM

"Waist not want not" would mean you're out of time, or you have too much of it?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 23 Feb 06 - 09:25 AM

which of course is the origin of the old phrase "Time's a-waisting"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Feb 06 - 09:23 AM

Time sinks to the middle of your body -- it's called "waisting time".


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 23 Feb 06 - 09:21 AM

so - if LH wipes his hands down and then wrings out the cloth - could he save time in a bottle? Or does it just sublimate and disappear?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Feb 06 - 09:18 AM

I dunno where the time goes -- but from what you say, it ends up on LH's hands, huh? What -- turned into bangles and rings? Is that like converting stolen loot, money laundering, kinda? I mean all these people in the world working hard saying they just don't know where the time goes, and he's got it all over his hands? What is UP wid dat?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 22 Feb 06 - 09:21 PM

From the state of several threads around here this week one must presume that Little Hawk is snowed in with time on his hands.

Great stuff.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Feb 06 - 09:01 PM

I thought the bird was dead from alcoholism. Now you want to fix up Shiney K. with it. I don't think that it's very nice of you to try to foist off Shiney with dead parrot. I don't think it's at all nice and MOM should make you sit in the time-out corner for a month!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Feb 06 - 08:13 PM

Shiney:

She's legal, I assure you, shapely as a fine bluetick, and rolling in the old moolah, too. So I suggest you get down to it, and hogtie that wench before someone else does; she's prime, and last I heard, she was looking, too! And once yer hitched I am sure she will listen to reason and sell the Porsche for enough to buy TWO F-250s, one for each of you. New, 2006, with leather and turn signals. But, like I say, you should move quickly. Rare birds like that do not last on the open market very long, you know.   A word to the wise, eh?

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Shiney Knause
Date: 22 Feb 06 - 07:37 PM

Hello, you Mudcattin' peeples. I habv not bin aroun' here in a wile on account obv how my pore ol' heart wuz so broked when Rusty Rebel turned down my perposal obv marriage.

But I yam here t' tell ya thet I yam obver Mizz Rebel an am reddy t' go on an' fin' me a new wumman. I wuz wunnerin' if ennyone cud gibv me sum details 'bout this Mizz Veronica Rutledge gal. Like, iz she legal yet or wud a man fin' hisself in jail fer messin' wif that. An' if she ain't legal, when iz her birfday? An' iz thet Porsche thang th' only ride she's got or duz she habv a pickup truck too? It iz hard t' tote a pack obv deer dawgs in a Porsche.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Feb 06 - 07:30 PM

There's a member of this forum named "MOAB"? How and when did that happen?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MOAB
Date: 22 Feb 06 - 07:16 PM

Mmario and Amos are right, Bee-dubya. You shouldn't say "knickers". But I'll forgive it just this once, considering the circumstances.

You know, I don't usually mind when Little Hawk brings his little friends around to visit, but that Penelope and her crowd sort of... well, there's no polite way to put it... they really chap your Mom's ass.

Now, I'll admit that I haven't really cared for any of Little Hawk's friends upon first meeting, but they've all grown on me as time has passed. That Billy Shatner boy seems to be a bit of a pompous ass, but he's really harmless. And poor Shane and his brother Don, they're so misguided, but they really mean well. Even Chongo has better table manners than any of that Twillingsgate bunch.

Now, I'm not saying Little Hawk can't bring his little Twillingsgate friends around, but he'd better not expect me to make peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for them!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Feb 06 - 03:16 PM

Well, Veronica!! An interesting surprise, seeing you in these desecrated cyberhalls! And a long, chatty post, too!! Well! Gag me with a spoon!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Veronica Rutledge
Date: 22 Feb 06 - 03:06 PM

Veronica here! LOL! You are such a rude bunch here! You're like a gathering of depraved toothless hillbillies from the Ozarks, as I imagine them in my mind's eye. Aunt Penelope looked at some of your postings, gave a disgusted snort and toss of her lovely head and marched out of the room. On her way to do something "more interesting", I expect. She has been moody lately, and getting in rows with Uncle Winston over really nothing at all, and then the next day before you know it they're all lovey-dovey again, apparently. Aunt Penelope has a way of always getting what she wants, but then she finds out it really isn't exactly what she wants after all.

I could say the same. I think it runs in the family.

At any rate, I have been having a simply smashing time racing about in my gorgeous zebra-striped car, the Porsche! (Hmm... Well, perhaps "smashing" is not the best word to use in this case.) It goes like a rocket, la, la...up hill and down dale at an incredible speed...causing astonishment and consternation to the sleepy bucolic locals hereabouts. I caused a farmer's horse to panic the other day and pull the poor man's cart, which was loaded with barrels of something, off the road into a bog! What a scene! He used some very colourful language of a type not proper to a lady, and I hope he finds a quiet moment or two to repent of that, and perhaps send a written apology round to Rutledge House. One really should not have to listen to such language on a sunny day. It spoils the whole effect. I mean, I understand the man was upset, but really...there are limits. People should learn some self-control in moments of stress.

Does anyone remember the parrot? Uncle Winston had made it the mascot over at the Vicar's Inn, where it entertained the gents in the pub nightly by swearing in the most dreadful and vituperous manner. As time went by this caused a certain deterioration in the atmosphere at the Inn, such that the more polite clientele abandoned the place and it became more and more a haunt of dissolute gentlemen of obvious means but very little character. Uncle Winston seems to be amused by such types, many of whom go on his hunting expeditions. One of them even got shot last week, but he survived. I think it was an accident.

Well, back to the bird...they had taken to giving the parrot strong liquor! This would cause him to become more raucous than ever, and to rave on madly, flapping his wings and breaking into the most filthy bawdy songs which these wretches had schooled him in. Aunt Penelople swore off going to the Inn because of this, saying it was a disgrace.

The upshot of the matter was that the poor bird apparently drank itself to death. One night in an alcoholic frenzy it had consumed several shot glasses of scotch whisky and was swaying back and forth on its perch, belting out one verse after another of "Barnacle Bill the Sailor", possibly the most obscene song in history. Suddenly the parrot stopped in mid-verse, made a strange sound, and fell off its perch! This was met by a roar of laughter from the audience, most of whom were as drunk as the bird, but their laughter soon turned to alarm when the parrot showed no signs of life. They rushed it over to the bar and attempted to revive it by fanning it. "Get back!" yelled Uncle Winston. "Give him air!" Then Bertie Matchless ran up with a shot glass of 150-year-old whisky, the best in the house, and said, "Try this! He'll come back from the dead for a shot of William Wallace '1855'.

It almost worked. They poured a teaspoon of the William Wallace, held it in front of the bird's beak and prayed silently....

The bird opened one eye blearily, fixed its reddened and failing gaze upon the William Wallace, and downed it in one last spasmodic effort, then shuddered and expired!

Uncle Winston says that at least he died happily.

I think it's terribly tragic. I bought flowers for poor Tony...the bird was named "Tony Blair" for some reason...and made a prayer for his little Avian soul. I dearly hope he doesn't go to hell, but I fear he shall, because he lived a very evil life, truth be told. Still, he was just a bird, and I don't think a bird should be held responsible for bad habits passed on to it by human beings. After all, we are stewards of these simple creatures and must bear the responsibility for them, just as we once did for the less sophisticated races around the Empire.

So, the human Tony Blair has outlived the bird. That, I think, is the most tragic part of all. We could have done far better with the bird, all things considered.

But...life goes on! I have had the servants wash and wax the car and I am planning to get a couple of girlfriends and go on a road trip. That should be great fun.

TTFN!

* Veronica


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 22 Feb 06 - 03:04 PM

"It was the worst punishment ever given at the Memphis Naval Air Station, especially the keelhauling."


I wonder who posted the above?


Giok

[God bless Shambles]


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Feb 06 - 02:42 PM

I must go to Nashville again on March 4. But I've never been to Memphis. I've never even been BY Memphis. I've never even flown OVER Memphis.

As for taking the 5th -- hell, if it's decent stuff I'll take a whole liter.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Feb 06 - 02:24 PM


C-F-----------C
Never been in Memphis
C-F-----------C
Tell you the reason why
C-----------------C7------
I been told if you ain't been there
C7-------------------F
You just ain't fit to die,
C--------F-------------------
So I'll stay away from Memphis
F-----------------------------C---
That's a town I never want to know,
C---G---------------G7
And if I ever go to Memphis
G------------------G7---------------C
It'll be when I'm finally set to go.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 22 Feb 06 - 02:18 PM

oh - c'mon. You've never been in Memphis? *I've* been in Memphis. And I never go nowhere.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 22 Feb 06 - 02:18 PM

That sounds a bit like someone is taking the 5th!
Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Feb 06 - 02:10 PM

Sir, I served in neither the Navy nor the Marine Corps and I do not believe that I have ever been in Memphis, Tennessee. Also, the base was closed in the last round of DoD base closings.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 22 Feb 06 - 01:29 PM

Long distance information, give me Memphis by the sea.
G


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 22 Feb 06 - 01:06 PM

So, tell us how you survived the experience, Rapaire.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Feb 06 - 01:03 PM

I knew a guy once who did that and ended up before a Captain's Mast for "lewd, disgusting, lascivious, degrading, immoral, illegal, fatiguing, and generally nasty behavior unbecoming to a member of the United States Navy or even of the human race in general." He was brigged, flogged, ducked, keelhauled, hung from the yardarm until covered by two tides, drummed out of the sevice, made to ride the wooden horse, and strappedoed. It was the worst punishment ever given at the Memphis Naval Air Station, especially the keelhauling.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Feb 06 - 12:09 PM

She counter-rotated the navel button and found it was removeable,...


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Feb 06 - 12:03 PM

Why would she do that? Where's it going? Did it fall off or something?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 22 Feb 06 - 11:20 AM

And kiss your ass goodbye!
G


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Feb 06 - 11:13 AM

I am not going to say anything. I am not going to say anything. I am not....


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 22 Feb 06 - 11:07 AM

Geez, guys, I'm feeling a little light-headed with all of this talk of "bright red frothy" blood. Then that zebra-striped car put me over the edge. I'm just going to tuck my head between my knees for a minute. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Feb 06 - 11:02 AM

M.M. is right, BWL; you should have said "delicates" or "foundation garments" or just "pants".

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 22 Feb 06 - 10:54 AM

JAYZUZ, Bee-Dubya! You should know better then to say stuff like that in front of a lady like Miss Penelope!

She's used to gentlemen - who would never, ever, say "knickers" in the hearing of the fair sex.

YOu talk to MOM with that mouth?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 22 Feb 06 - 10:48 AM

Dear Mizz Penelope,

I would like to apologize fer th' rudishness of my earlier post. I did not mean to imply anything about yore niece, Mizz Veronica. When I said thet she probly has all 'em young English fellers creamin' in they knickers it hadn't occurred to me thet whut wif havin' you as a aunt I should've said thet she's probly got all 'em young English fellers, old English fellers, young English girls, an' probly ever damm dog wiffin thirty miles creamin' in they knickers.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 22 Feb 06 - 10:10 AM

Well, Mizz Penelope, it's nice t' hear thet some-damn-body in yore fambly has some class an' gumption. I'm shore Mizz Veronica's zebra-stripe Porsche is somethin' t' behold. Th' sight of her toolin' through them moors in thet thang's probly got all 'em young English fellers creamin' in they knickers. Thet is what ya'll call 'em, ain't it? Knickers?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Feb 06 - 09:56 AM

I think, MMario, that we're saying the same thing.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 22 Feb 06 - 09:44 AM

The cirulatory system consists of two loops. ONe from the heart to the lungs (where the blood is oxygenated) and back to the heart - the other larger, main loop is from the heart out to the body and eventually the capillaries - where the oxygen is exchanged for waste gases and then back to the heart (with a side trip through the lymphic system for some of the blood serum and even some white cells - but that's in the advanced lessons).

Arteries always carry blood away from the heart - the pulmanary arteries carry un-oxygenated blood to the lungs. The are the exception to the rule that arteries carry oxygenated blood. Veins always carry blood TO the heart - and in the case of the pulmanary viens - this is oxygenated - again, the exception to the rule that viens carry the oxygen depleted blood.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Feb 06 - 09:41 AM

My apologies, good MM -- you are completely correct.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Feb 06 - 09:37 AM

Then why does the brachial artery (in the wrist) spout bright red frothy oxygenated blood? Why does the radial artery (under the collarbone) do the same? Or the femoral artery in the groin?

Conversely, the jugular vein if cut will bleed dark, unoxygenated blood and so will the other veins.

Capillaries, for what it's worth, work the same way. The oxygenated ones are called "arterioles". You don't normally notice because when capillaries are broken they are so small that you usually break several of both sorts and the blood mixes.\

Which brings up the question of why Dracula would bite the jugular vein. No oxygen there. But then, maybe that's his idea of a quiet dinner and he saves the arteries for times when he wants a little more excitement in his food, sort of like sometimes you want a quiet sedate steak and sometimes you want habenero-scotch bonnet casserole.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 22 Feb 06 - 09:31 AM

The donkey perhaps?
G


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 22 Feb 06 - 09:11 AM

That Guest was me by the way. Somethin' ate my cookie.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 22 Feb 06 - 09:03 AM

Things have been breathlessly busy around Rutledge Mansion...

Yaz, no doubt you are outta breath Mz.Pennywart, what with hollerin' "Slap my ass like you mean it Winston and bray like a donkey!" all day and nite.

Poor feller had no idea of what he was getting hizzelf into....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 22 Feb 06 - 08:59 AM

see pulmanary system

to qoute:

...right ventricle fills and then contracts, pushing the blood into the pulmonary artery which leads to the lungs. In the lung capillaries, the exchange of carbon dioxide and oxygen takes place. The fresh, oxygen-rich blood enters the pulmonary veins and then returns to the heart...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 22 Feb 06 - 08:52 AM

veins return de-oxygenated blood to the heart Arteries carry the de-oxygenated blood from the heart to the lungs and viens carry the OXYGENATED blood from the lungs to the heart. Then it gets pumped out to the body via arteries.

The heart to lung to heart loop is the reverse of the normal cycle. Arteries always carry blood away from the heart, veins to the heart.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Feb 06 - 08:51 AM

Dear Madam:

My condolences to you on the tedium of your married adventure, and my congratulations to you on the precise characterization of our President here across the great waters, and of his misadventures with our nation in tow.

A.

American


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 22 Feb 06 - 04:49 AM

A Penny and her thoughts.
Have we missed you Penny? Well in a way; the sniper we sent missed you, as did the ICBM, we have great hopes of the new booby-trapped shooting stick which our own dear Q is designing, having more success. There is however doubt in some quarters as to whether an exploding shooting stick would have the desired effect, as several of our informants say you are uccustomed to explosions around your nether regions.
Yet we live in hope!
Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Ms Penelope Rutledge
Date: 22 Feb 06 - 12:49 AM

It has come to my attention that my name was taken in vain recently on this thread. Well, well. I had shaken the dust of this silly forum off my heels quite some time ago, but a sort of morbid curiosity, I suppose, has compelled me to look in on it now and then. I see that Tweed is still around. Pity! He seems worried about the possibility that someone might geld him. Ha! What would be the point? No female still capable of bearing children has ever been attracted to Tweed, so I hardly think we are in danger of his genes being perpetuated or passed on in the usual fashion. No, dears, I think we can all rest easily and put that dark thought entirely out of our minds!

Things have been breathlessly busy around Rutledge Mansion, what with our frequent trips to Europe, the remodeling of the Henry the VIIIth room, the installation of the Roman baths, and Winston's beastly insistence on continuing with the "sporting life", as he calls it (the murder of innocent wild animals and the wastage of perfectly good horses), and Veronica's roaring about madly in her new Porsche! Yes, Winston bought her a zebra-striped Porsche. Veronica could not decide whether to have a black Porsche or a white one, so she said, "Make it in both colours then!" I am told it is the only one ever made in the zebra-striped scheme, and I believe it! I advised against it, not because of the price (astronomical!) or the appearance (hideous!), but because I fear that she may kill herself in it. Veronica drives just as aggressively as Winston, but with only one tenth of his experience and finesse. Like a madwoman, in other words.

It will be on her head if she comes to grief, and I may have to say "I told you so!" to her gravestone, but there seems to be nothing I can do about it.

I do long sometimes for those carefree days in southern Spain, away from the madding crowd, if I may say it, in stuffy old Twillingsgate and boring old London. Becoming married had the salutary effect of causing the immediate evaporation of a host of romantically obsessed pests who fancied themselves as my suitors, but it has burdened me with a mountain of other responsibilities that I sometimes grow weary of.

Meanwhile, Tony Blair and that apelike, subhuman creature George Bush Jr are persisting in their military madness, and the general tenor and grace of society is declining visibly with every passing season...

It's all just damned tedious if I may say so.

* PR


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Feb 06 - 12:21 AM

Obviously, greater wisdom than any one of us is capable of; thanks, BWL!

A


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