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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 23 Jan 06 - 11:09 AM

Of course smoking banana skins works. It gives an interesting flavour to the kippers...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 23 Jan 06 - 10:51 AM

Either that or he slipped on one and hit his head. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 23 Jan 06 - 10:30 AM

Who sez smoking banana skins doesn't work?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Jan 06 - 09:46 AM

I see his soul has been taken by the Little People, and his mind quite turned.

This may be a good thing, though we cannot yet see exactly how.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Jan 06 - 09:20 AM

Look! Faeries among the foxglove! Imps in the irises! Pixies peeking amidst the pansies! Oh, come sprinkle me with faery dust and let me share your secrets! Let me carry the pearly dewdrops in a golden pail too! It's my turn now to collect the spider silk for a robe so warm and fair! I want to slide down the rainbow's arch and race snails across the dewy-scented lawn! Let me gambol in the moonlight and dance to the strains of faerie fiddlers!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Jan 06 - 09:08 AM

Wow!! Transcendental apiphanies, Idaho style!!

Nice to see you getting back in touch with reality, Rapaire!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 23 Jan 06 - 09:03 AM

started sniffing the happy gas early for that opral surgery Rapaire?

Saturday was wierd weather day here in the finger lakes - Clear blue sky in the morning , 50 degrees F. and it was snowing. then we had rain, sleet, a rainbow with heavy cloud cover, fog that drifted about 4 feet off the ground and other strange combinations.

Turned "normal" late in the day.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Jan 06 - 08:55 AM

Good morning, everyone! I hope that your day is pleasant and filled with love and sunshine and joy! Isn't it wonderful to be alive? To hear the butterflies singing and the birds flitting from flower to nectar-filled flower? Puppies and kittens are playing peacefully together chasing balls of yarn and soon they'll cuddle up in a big heap suitable for a calendar picture! The sky is the bluest blue ever and the peaks of the mountains are tickling the clouds' tummies while Mr. Sun beams smiling down, warming everything below. Tonight Ms. Moon will spread silver smiles over all the world and the stars will twinkle in the heavens while sleepyheads everywhere snuggle down in their big warm quilts, content and dreaming wonderful dreams before they awaken refreshed and full of energy for the new day. Tomorrow Mr. Sun will peek over the Bannock Range again and fill the Portneuf Valley with his golden sunshine and I will trudge off to meet with the Mayor, thinking of the oral surgery I have to consult with the oral surgeon about today.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jan 06 - 04:14 PM

Case Western Reserve University, only it's now a joint program in Library Management between the Weatherhead School of Business and the library school at Syracuse University.

In No. Indiana, I'd check out Dominican U.'s school in Chicago (well, for all practical purposes). Or the School of Library and Information Science at the University of Indiana (although I don't think much of the dean there). Or the University of Illinois at Chambana. Kent State University is another possibility, as is Wayne State and the U. of Michigan. Lots of good schools within a fairly easy drive, and if you want to look farther afield, the U. of Kentucky has one.

There are also "distance learning" grad courses, too. The U. of Illinois has one, as does the U. of Washington and Emporia State in Kansas.

These are what come immediately to mind.

Were I in the situation, I'd check Dominican first and the U. of Illinois next, then the U. of Michigan.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 22 Jan 06 - 10:15 AM

Just doesn't work when you have to ask. . .

Rap, what library school did you go to? A friend has written to ask me for a recommendation and his student is in northern Indiana. Seems to me you're from somewhere around there? I'll recommend U of North Texas, where many people in this region go (and they have a cooperative program with Texas Women's University in the same town). But these aren't exactly closeby for that student.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Jan 06 - 02:01 AM

Well, I thought it was funny; but I just got back from LA so I couldn't remark on it.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: kindaloupehackenweez
Date: 21 Jan 06 - 11:29 PM

toshay. Your too cool


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Jan 06 - 11:11 PM

Oh, I caught it. I even understood it. I suppose that I must have been the only one. I could even understand the verso and the recto, the octavo and the folio and the quarto, not to mention the duodecimo. Yes, I understood it, leaves, signatures, block and all. I felt bound to tell you so, and now that you're told the geas (or "binding") is loosened.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 21 Jan 06 - 11:00 PM

oh, well. . . I thought my play on Brokeback Mountain might have garnered a little attention. . . I'll just go back to hanging my (evidently) rather extensive art collection on the walls of my office and in the hall next to it. Don't mind me. I'll sharpen my wit on someone else. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: kindaloupehackenweez
Date: 21 Jan 06 - 10:09 PM

Just hind sight: And leftovers:
"S.A.S Kinda like taking a vow and then getting a divorce. Hummm Double Standards.???????Too MUCH!

"R" "Just doing Time" "Am rested, reflecting, and :Readyee:"

Love yas

kindatwoloupehackenweezing


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: kindaloupehackenweez
Date: 21 Jan 06 - 09:10 PM

Hats off "S.R.S." It's B.S. too change the rules in the middle of the game.
"R". 10-12 hour a day, 5-6 days a week, leave little time for self-improvement let alone daily household chores, (That end up being weekly chores)(cooking meals & dishes), let alone the required 8-10 hours sleep required to feel capable (not good, just capable)leaves little time for checking mail, drinking coffee, eatting breakfast, getting showered and dressed and having another cup while rolling one for the road, so i can do it all over again. Just to Break even. Ya i know imformation, leads to knowledge, and knowledge is the key to power and power is the key to freedom. GOOD KARMA TO ALL! "OOMummm"
(Oh and did i mention the getting to and coming from work schedule)
Tis "Better to be a Late Bloomer, Than to have never Bloomed at all"
And also Know that when i get where i want to be. The Actioneer gets it all,for theres, no-one else. (Tell i get to back to where i came or the other side)(Hope there is no Purgatory). GET IT DONE!!

Here a riddle for all:

Where in the Bible is "BASEBALL" mentioned?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Jan 06 - 05:41 PM

Hi, RR! Glad you're back, too!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 21 Jan 06 - 04:15 PM

Hey kindaloopy, hackin and wheezin and blowin snot all over the keyboard man!
Welcome back to the mother of reality(Ha!).
The book of fact not fiction(Ha!).
The central maidenhood of Mudcat Cafe(Ha!).
The least inconspicuous thread in the universe(Ha!).
The zen of all written law(Ha!).
The plumbing of all pluperfect poop(Ha!Ha!).
Good to see you. OB-LA-DI, OB,LA,DA back at you my friend!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 21 Jan 06 - 02:52 PM

It wasn't the fault of the program or University - state changed the regulations - and it only really effected 3 people in the state, myself and two others - who were both underclassman and had more time to complete the requirements. they refused to grandfather me.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Jan 06 - 12:03 PM

If you want to have fun sometime, walk into the only adult bookstore in a small city with a half-dozen other library school students -- including one who is a right fair looking blonde woman who's a native of the town. If you think rabbits and mice and roaches can scurry, you ain't never seen the denizens of an adult bookstore when they think they'll be recognized!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: kindaloupehackenweez
Date: 21 Jan 06 - 12:00 PM

Happy Chinese New Year:
Yes i've been frugal in my visits to Mudcat lately. For needed some time to re-evalutate my position with the firm. Thank you for noticing. "Real people and "Friends" are few and far between and thats

irrfragable: ih-REF-ruh-guh-buhl
adjective

rock-on
PEACE


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 21 Jan 06 - 11:44 AM

Brokespine Library comes to MOAB . . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Jan 06 - 11:40 AM

"Oh, Rapaire, how could you??

"You know perfectly well, the only reason you can say it is untrue is because you threw the 'three rabbits' in there. Everyone in town knew about us, and there were no rabbits involved, except the one who died n the lab.

"I know that back then, you never would have been so callous. You were so young, so handsome, so sweet and poetic, so SEXY! But it was so long ago, my memory may be unreliable; but I just know there weren't any rabbits.

"I am sorry that things turned out the way they did. James -- the Dean at Library Science? -- well, he turned out to be, um, less exciting in the clinch, if you know what I mean, than you did. It was such a shame. He left Library Science about five years ago to go work for the Republicans.

"Anyway, I hope by now your buttocks are all healed up and the scars have passed with time -- I know mine have. But I still dram aboput you sometimes, you big lug!!

"Your widdle fuzzy-wuzzy,

Bitsy"

The above letter was dropped on my desk some time between 2 and 6 AM this morning. The new floor is scuffed with the marks of stilleto heels tracking mud. I am not sure what to make of all this, so I am forwarding it to MOAB, where I am sure it will be correctly managed. Let me know if you want me to call in the police.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Jan 06 - 11:27 AM

Hah! I would have had a second Master's degree in English with a focus on writing except that they dropped the program! Yes! But if you put that better-that-half-the-necessary-credits with the better-than-half-the-necessary-credits from my first run at library science grad school I have two Master's degrees! (And before nasty rumors start, I dropped out of the first library school because I ran out of money. Those stories about the Dean of the Library School, three rabbits, a blonde dancer at a local dive, and me are COMPLETELY UNTRUE!!)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 21 Jan 06 - 10:52 AM

They're not supposed to change the rules on students like that. If you have a catalog from the year you started the coursework, the rules in that catalog are essentially etched in stone. This is accepted practice so students who encounter such changes aren't penalized by having to take more classes. Get out that catalog and beat someone over the head with it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Jan 06 - 10:04 AM

I think you oughta go back and finish it. Use someone else's money.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 21 Jan 06 - 08:35 AM

HUH! I was one credit away from a Masters - and they changed the rules and I would have had to take an additional 26 credits so I told them they had enough of my money.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Jan 06 - 12:51 AM

Well, I, too have a Master's Degree...and it was typos that kept me one decimal short of a 4.0 throughout. How d'ya like THEM apples? TYPOS!! I hate 'em.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 20 Jan 06 - 10:38 PM

Well, I have a Master's Degree in English! and almost a whole MA in Environmental Philosophy (have to write the thesis). None of these help Amos with his html typo:

>i>Remember! Doctor Science . . .

Remember! Doctor Science . . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Jan 06 - 10:17 PM

Yahws, I too have a Master's Degree...in Science!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Jan 06 - 09:55 PM

Well, it turns out almost all of us are descended from an obscure Irish king. I always suspected this but couldn't put my finger on it exactly; now, SCIENCE has done that for me!!

>i>Remember! Doctor Science knows MORE than you do!! He has a MASTER'S degree....innnnnn SCIENCE!!!!"


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 20 Jan 06 - 09:18 PM

kindaloupehachenweez is rather frugal with the visits to Mudcat, let alone home to see Mom. Only 62 show up on the count. But better a few than none!

Glad I could get through this evening to make that valuable point.

Sounds like a great menu there in Idaho, Rapaire. It's a little heavy on the salmon, but I love salmon!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 20 Jan 06 - 07:19 PM

well golly gee willickers - you haven't been home to see MOM since Dec of '04 and what with everything going on we kinda fergotted what you looked like.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: kindaloupehackenweez
Date: 20 Jan 06 - 06:50 PM

HEY RUSTIC REBEL

I may have been away for a while but isnt:

(Tu la fere' coo la-de-da-de jou pale a shee.) (jus a bulla slaw)

The same "damn strange language" , as

OB-LA-DI, OB,LA,DA.??????????

Its all strange if not down right foreign to me,.hehehe

kindaloupehachenweez


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Jan 06 - 06:37 PM

I spy Germany
I spy France
I spy Bunnie's under...nah. Nemmind.

I always thought Kindaloupehackenweez was a town in New Jersey.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 20 Jan 06 - 05:44 PM

I spy strangers!!!!

In the House of Commons a MP can call a debate on the presence of outsiders just beacause they're there, and uses the traditional cry above.

Lets try not to scare off this one too quickly, the last few were delicious.....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: kindaloupehackenweez
Date: 20 Jan 06 - 04:39 PM

Hey all:
Belated Happy Thanks giving. Merry Christmas, and Happy New Year.
My time away to re-evalueate my composer and spelling techniques have been in vain,. for little has changed.
Pretty much the same ole same ole.
Got layed off from my job in november allowing me time to comptenplate
logic and philosophy. As well as collect unemployment which i credit the Bush admistration for. As for republicans answer to all, is war.
the lost of jobs are expected to follow.
And this time has also allowed me the time to consider answering the same ole question.
"What do i want to be when i grow up" huhmmmm????
what to do, o   what to do.???
dowhat,dowhat, dowhat.
PEACE


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Jan 06 - 04:10 PM

Someday I shall, Rapaire, thank you for the invitation. Add a good cigar for the summer evening on the porch and I'll even do the dishes!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Jan 06 - 03:12 PM

Come visit me in Idaho:

Breakfast:

Scrambled eggs with capers and wild Alaskan smoked salmon
An assortment of cheeses
Fresh biscuits
Smoked sausage
Various fresh fruits
Kenya AA Coffee, freshly ground and made
An assortment of non-herbal, REAL, teas

Lunch:

Foccacia bread
Homemade soup
Cookies

Dinner:

Broiled wild salmon OR broiled chicken breast
Mashed Idaho potatoes
Steamed broccoli in butter and caraway seeds
Fresh herb salad with wild huckleberry viniagrette dressing
Blackberries and/or raspberries over angel food cake with creme fraiche

Knob Creek bourbon, Bushmill's 16 year old single malt, or a good scotch to sip after dinner while watching the sunset over the mountains from the back porch.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 20 Jan 06 - 02:54 PM

he's to a-skeered of Sinsull and JacquiC to ever show up at Getaway;


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Jan 06 - 02:42 PM

ALl that fancy brekkie stuff is real easy to type, MM -- let him come to the Getaway and put the real thing on the table, I say!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 20 Jan 06 - 02:36 PM

MOM! Rapaires playing suck-up again! That's not

FAIR!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 20 Jan 06 - 02:20 PM

I had to walk through the desert for three days to finally get here. Whew! Mom just wouldn't let me catch her eye to get a lift!

Pardon the pun, but I see no one came to blows with BWL over his hammer nonsense. Everyone should know the way you reinflate those things is with a blow job.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Jan 06 - 01:55 PM

Hi, mom. I see that Amos didn't awaken you and that the alarum clock failed again.

Here. I've made you some nice breakfast in bed. There's Crab Benedict, freshly squeezed orange juice, some hash browns, fresh wild strawberries with clotted cream, and some homemade wild blueberry muffins. If you'd like I've got some steel-cut pinhead oatmeal ready, too.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Jan 06 - 06:43 PM

Nay, sir, you make your case moste playne; le Mongrelizer, c'est toi!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Jan 06 - 06:37 PM

Hi, Mom. Where ya been? Did ya bring me a present, didja?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Jan 06 - 12:07 PM

I am shocked and dismayed that Amos did not know of the existence of the Bruinose (also called "Brunnose", "Brunose", "Brownnez" and other variations to numerous to mention) manuscript. Written in the Scriptorum of the Abbey at Wiscetun (which was completely dismantled by Henry VIII, following which there was a High Exorcism of the site and the ground plowed and sown with salt) between "ye forenoon et noone" on "ye VVIIIth of Augustea 1217" by one "Frater Magnum Amoris" it predates the "Canterbury Tales" (and Chaucer himself) by a few years. Indeed, it is thought by some that Geoffy (as his friends called him) may have studied there and stolen the manuscript at some point -- this is reinforced by notations in the margins reading "Goode onee" and "Geoff Chaucer: Ye Ladie's Preffarance" (as well as some more surrilous and demeaning other poets of the Chaucer's period).

The manuscript is to be found in the closed cases of the Library of the Magdalene at Trinity College.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 19 Jan 06 - 11:27 AM

Mongol-sizer? Why do we need a mongol-sizer? Can't they size themselves? and why do they need sizing anyway? It's not as if little fur hats, spears, ponies or yurts have to excatly fitted.....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Jan 06 - 10:24 PM

I fear yon Rapaire hath encountered the Mongolizer.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Jan 06 - 10:05 PM

Did you know that Genghis (or Jenghis) Khan's tomb is deliberately lost? Those who buried him were all slaughtered upon their return so that the location of the tomb would never be known. And that his epitath is said to read "If I were alive many would not be happy."

I've always wondered how they knew what his epitath said.

Or maybe I'm thinking of Attila, whose name is said not to be pronounced "AH-tilla", but "AT-tilla".

Anyway, it was either these guys or maybe Tamerlane.


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