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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Rapparee 18 Oct 04 - 10:08 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Oct 04 - 10:08 PM

Wadjabringme?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Mama MOAB
Date: 18 Oct 04 - 08:46 PM

Hello, son, did you travel far and did you stay in this century?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 18 Oct 04 - 08:25 PM

Hi mom, I'm home!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Oct 04 - 06:11 PM

At last! A viable alternative energy source!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Oct 04 - 02:31 PM

Well, great. You sound like my kind of super-hero. Very best regards to Bobo,

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 18 Oct 04 - 02:29 PM

Thanks Amos, I was out of town for a few days and didn't try to read every thread I missed as I catch up around here.

Well here it is:

Name: Golden Raven
Secret Identity: Stilly River Sage
Special Power: Somatic Spear
Transportation: Electric Plane
Weapon: Flame Grenade
Costume: Jewelled Robe
Sidekick: Bobo
Nemesis: Jasmine the Elder
Tragic Flaw: Narcolepsy
Favorite Food: Cashews

Considering some of the nasty "N" words out there the this system could have chosen, I'll accept a sleep disorder as that tragic flaw!

SRS Whooooshhh!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Oct 04 - 02:17 PM

It is a secret ray that causes sensations and pains in the body of the targeted individual.

Snapple is a line of fresh-fruit-juice drinks in glass bottles sold widely in the US.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 18 Oct 04 - 01:35 PM

Name: Green Wolf
Secret Identity: JennyO
Special Power: Somatic Push
Transportation: Nuclear Car
Weapon: X-Ray Carbine
Costume: Electric Leotard
Sidekick: Dumbo
Nemesis: Jack the Crafty
Tragic Flaw: Addicted to Snapple
Favorite Food: Cake

What the hell is a somatic push? And I'm addicted to something I've never heard of!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Oct 04 - 12:53 PM

It is right here, SRS--or see the Rapaire post below on "super person within you".

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 18 Oct 04 - 09:41 AM

I'll bite: where's the website where these things are generated? I've seen this stuff before, but am not so inclined as to go searching for it. (Lazy Monday, I guess!)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 18 Oct 04 - 02:14 AM

MY superhero:

Name: Shaky Legs
Secret Identity: Rustic Rebel
Special Power: Mindfulness
Transportation: Abounding Energy
Weapon: Lust
Costume: N/A
Sidekick: Sparking dust upon the hillside
Nemesis: Want to do wid you.
Tragic Flaw: broad likeness of Richard Simmons
Favorite Food:)for the moment) hot chicken wings


Is this a prerequisite into the farther side of the MOAB?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Oct 04 - 09:18 PM

Actually, my fave rave superhero of all time is the immortal, never-to-be-forgotten, Captain Underpants.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Oct 04 - 10:19 AM

MY superhero:

Name: Ice Panther
Secret Identity: Cutter John
Special Power: Blazing Finger
Transportation: Magnetic Bike
Weapon: Ice Flare
Costume: Chain Suit
Sidekick: Clarence
Nemesis: Nancy the Black
Tragic Flaw: Clumsiness
Favorite Food: Banana Cream Pie

(Clarence is Opus's Secret Identity.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Oct 04 - 09:50 AM

My superhero isn't standing.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 16 Oct 04 - 10:57 PM

Some of us have trouble keeping our Secret Santa status straight, let alone our superhero standing. :)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ima Gittin'
Date: 16 Oct 04 - 01:52 PM

Will the Mother keep the Secret of the Secret Identities?
Will the Identities of the Cindys be divulged?
Tune in next time...same MOAB Time Same MOAB Channel.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ima Gittin'
Date: 16 Oct 04 - 01:47 PM

Hey....looky there...two baddun's....both of 'em Cindy. Betcha theys them twins down Duck Holler Way....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ima Gittin'
Date: 16 Oct 04 - 01:45 PM

And I will be....


Name: Storm Raven
Secret Identity: Ima Gittin
Special Power: Walk through walls
Transportation: Magnetic Rollerblades
Weapon: Dimensional Blunderbuss
Costume: Golden Mask
Sidekick: Pippin
Nemesis: Cindy the Ripper
Tragic Flaw: Addicted to noodles
Favorite Food: Fried Chicken


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Oct 04 - 02:15 PM

I have taken Rapaire's advise -- and you should all realize, and be forewarned:

Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:


Name: Ice Man
Secret Identity: Amos
Special Power: Flaming Hands
Transportation: Quantum Scooter
Weapon: Electron Lasso
Costume: Bulletproof Mask
Sidekick: Gilligan
Nemesis: Cindy the Clever
Tragic Flaw: Addicted to squash
Favorite Food: Spaghetti


So be careful!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Oct 04 - 10:56 AM

Rapaire:

If you possibly can do so, please get that link to the photo of LH's mum deleted. It's really beyond the pale.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 15 Oct 04 - 10:45 AM

Geez, Rap, where'd you get that last one? Looks like shes working on a huge blow job!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Oct 04 - 09:13 AM

Goooooooollee, Amos. Ya mean like these young studs? Er do ya mean this here hot babe from LH's home town?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Oct 04 - 09:12 AM

RR:

When ya sez things like hat you makes mah day!!

I loves you too.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Oct 04 - 09:04 AM

decadence

1549, from M.Fr. decadence (1413), from M.L. decadentia "decay," from decadentem (nom. decadens) "decaying," prp. of decadere "to decay," from L. de- "apart, down" + cadere "to fall" (see case (1)). Used of periods in art since 1852, on Fr. model. Decadent is from 1837.


I like "Ten-Teeth", though. It brings to mind certain Appalachian love-bugs I have seen.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: beardedbruce
Date: 15 Oct 04 - 02:13 AM

decadent

from

deca- prefix meaning ten
dent- meaning tooth


ten teeth?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 15 Oct 04 - 12:59 AM

Just saying the word 72 times and knowing is believing makes me want more. Decadent. I like it. I repeat it. I will do the deca-dance thing just because I will..
(I said to myself, just be still tonight. Do no say anything. Don't type a word or more that could or will make you look like an ass)

Amos,
Have I mentioned to you lately that I love you?

Little Hawk, So glad your home, now would ya clean up your bedroom? we got guests comin' over.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Oct 04 - 12:20 AM

Be it ever so decadent
There is nooo place like home!!

Tom Leherer


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 15 Oct 04 - 12:16 AM

Or it's a matter of fiddling the handle or handling the middle or torquing the fiddle or blowing the fill in the blank.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Oct 04 - 09:47 PM

String job, blow job, it is still just a matter of finding the handle. Glad it worked for you.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Oct 04 - 07:18 PM

There's no place like home, is there?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Oct 04 - 06:41 PM

I play trumpet, the instrument of the Gods. I don't play no steenkin' guitar.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Oct 04 - 05:02 PM

My navel has retuned! Say "Amen"! Now I have a place to keep the lint!


Retuning a navel is just a matter of knowing where to place the torque, finding the handle, so to speak, kind of like a guyitar!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: polaitaly
Date: 14 Oct 04 - 04:35 PM

Thank you.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: polaitaly
Date: 14 Oct 04 - 04:34 PM

Can I open the 98 ?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: polaitaly
Date: 14 Oct 04 - 04:30 PM

Rapaire, was your mother singing " Hit the road, Jack, and dont't come back no more, no more no more no more...!" ?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Oct 04 - 09:09 AM

Halluja...Halleyou...Gloryosky! My navel has retuned! Say "Amen"! Now I have a place to keep the lint!


OOOOOOOooooooooooooooh MOAB! Thankyouthankyouthankyou. I would sacrifice my first born, if I had kids, so I'll find someone else's firstborn and dedicate that to you.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Oct 04 - 08:56 AM

Never mind, Rapaire. This thread will be your Mother and everything will be all right.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Oct 04 - 08:33 AM

But my mother rejected me! Threw me out of the house and took back what she gave me: the lawn chair, the overalls, the beach ball, both pairs of undies, my navel, forty-seven cents spending money, the keys to the '37 Chevy coupe, the ticket stub to the 1947 World Series, eight popcorn hulls, both my Elvis and my Buddy Holly birthmarks, half my chromosones, toilet training, and my name. I will never forget how, with tears running down her withered and care-worn cheeks, she said "And don't come back!" as she set the dogs on me.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 14 Oct 04 - 01:58 AM

The song was done right the first time by Tweed
(and whoeverhethinksheisonthesidebutweallknowwhoheisanyway)
Fuck political bullshit Hawk, It will all be alright. Just take a deep breath....Ahhh...
Welcome back Rapaire, Amos, Little Hawk, Stilly, Nigal, Blaster Billy, Kokamo Bill, Jimmy the jumper, Georgeous Greg, Sally the Stampede, and Phillip the funk.
Knowing you all is loving you all. It does not matter that I don't really know any of you. It doesn't matter that I feel like I know half of you folks. You have been outcast or shunned, just because you have a birthmark on your inner left thigh. It doesn't matter to any termagant anyway.
I still hold fast to believing you are what ever you are.
I'm not holding it against anyone who will come forth and admit that the birthmark is the right of birth and the mark of the mother.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Oct 04 - 12:09 AM

And I'm taking post 20,000 right now.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Oct 04 - 10:34 PM

I've said it before: numbers mean nothing in and of themselves. Your next post can be 5000 if you want it to be. This, for instance, is post 10,000.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 13 Oct 04 - 10:32 PM

157 to go to 5000.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Oct 04 - 09:18 PM

I want to get on the Un-American Activities Committee! I've got a whole bunch of stuff I'd like to do that I've been told is downright unAmerican.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Oct 04 - 08:54 PM

Ri-i-i-i-ght! Man, you oughta get appointed to Bush's emergency response anti-terrorism team or the Senate Foreign Relations Committee or something.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Oct 04 - 08:41 PM

LH:

I wasn't attacking you.

I was defending America. Our values. Our Freedom!

It only looked like an attack to you because you are an outsider.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Oct 04 - 07:16 PM

I came back here because Amos has been attacking me in a strident and unconscionable manner on a variety of other threads that he deems to be beneath his contempt, and I had to respond.

How do I rate William Shatner? Ummm...I give him a solid 8 out of 10, I guess. He's got his good points. He can't sing, but he's good at a number of other things. He has added to our lives considerably in his own inimitable fashion.

Bill and Hillary rate quite high on the political entertainment scale...I give Bill a 9.5!!! I give Hillary an 8.5, which is still really good. If she gets to be president (unlikely) I bet she could push it to 9.5 in no time.

Bush I give a 4.5, by the way. Kerry? Hard to say. Maybe a 6.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Oct 04 - 06:42 PM

Rapaire is being awfully judgmental about judges, is he not? Doth he protest overmuch? How now doth his brown cow enow?

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Oct 04 - 05:57 PM

Nah, not Amos.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 13 Oct 04 - 03:29 PM

if you do not rate them on the human scale, you must rate them on an inhuman or subhuman scale

unless

a) he doesn't rate them at all. (as he stated)

b) he rates them on a super-human scale.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Oct 04 - 03:21 PM

Obviously, if you do not rate them on the human scale, you must rate them on an inhuman or subhuman scale. Those who ask others to "rate" people and those who do the "rating" are a disgrace, an embarrassment, a blot, a vertitable stigma that humiliates and dishonors their humanity. Their actions are scandalous, flagrant obscenities anathema to those who in all other respects might be quite admirable.

(On a happier note, I've found my thesaurus!)


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