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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Mar 14 - 11:07 AM

Ovine.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 09 Mar 14 - 06:29 AM

My name in lights! Thank you.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 08 Mar 14 - 10:49 PM

Obovid. The only unusual O word that occurs to me at the moment. I think I told you happy birthday on facebook, gnu, you young whippersnapper, but I'll say it here also.

Happy Happy Birthday, gnu!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Mar 14 - 10:18 PM

Obsequious.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 08 Mar 14 - 08:47 PM

oxenoid


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Mar 14 - 04:42 PM

I went. I did mediocre at best. But it was enjoyable.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Mar 14 - 10:41 AM

Oh, GNu you must be positively oxenoid in strength, considering the many many things that did not kill you this year! Well done, me son!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Mar 14 - 09:39 PM

I ought not to go tomorrow, but should I not all will come to naught so I shall be naughty and go whether or not I should..


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 07 Mar 14 - 03:48 PM

Just delivered a big roasted boneless blade beef roast supper with spuds, turnip and carrots boiled with a pinch of summer savoury, a dash of salt and of pepper to Mum. She declared the jus I delivered as soon as I took the roast from the oven delightful. The roast melts in the mouth. My house smells equally delightful from the oven emanations. I am sufficiently well oiled. I did 7 good deeds today. All in all, a good 57th. And, I shall be partaking of much music and some phone calls from old buddies ce soir. The emails and Facebook posts/PMs have been rolling in all day. The first was from Freda Underhill...

G stands for Gnu, whose weapons of attack
Are long, sharp, curling jokes, and a very strange quack.
To these he adds a name so short and strong,
That even wordy mudcatters pronounce it wrong.
How often on a dim and soggy eve
The song soaked mudcatters ardently believe,
'Come, let us sing with ______' Then no more is heard
but sounds of strong men struggling with a word;
Meanwhile the distant Gnu with patient eyes
Oberserves his music stand and sighs...
Happy Birthday Gnu
from way Down under
don't drink too much
or you may chunder

with sincere apologies to Hilaire Belloc

Thanks, Freda!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 07 Mar 14 - 02:03 PM

+a few degrees, sunny and breezy! You can see the snow receding. DIE WINTER DIE!*

*Not available in all jurisdictions. Check your local weather station for specific details.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Mar 14 - 01:33 PM

And straight on 'til morning.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Mar 14 - 10:41 AM

It's not as far asa you think it is--the last turn on the right is just after you think you might have gone too far, and there it'll be.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Mar 14 - 09:10 AM

Yes, I can. You go down First Avenue and turn left. Go six or seven blocks and turn right. There's an alley on your left just past Smitty's Tavern, the one that burned down in '47 ya know, so just turn left and when you get to the next block. It looks like a dead end street but it isn't, just turn right onto Marzie Boulevard and go about a mile and half to where you'll see a Friendly's ice cream shop sort of kitty-corner from you. Go straight ahead for a few more blocks and turn right and then right again. No, you'll have to do a U-turn because you should have turned left. Sorry. Anyway, continue straight until you get to the Esso station, turn left, and it'll be on your right. Try not to run over Oscar's garbage can or he'll eat your bicycle or car or whatever you're in including your shoes.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 07 Mar 14 - 06:39 AM

Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Mar 14 - 11:30 PM

It is much easier not to, Rapp. You really do hide your merit under a bushel--actually more like a terabushel.

Named after Terabushel Yoctogram, the renowned Professor of Quantities at MIT, who first espoused the award-winning theory, "Count it all before it gets away!!" Despite the scandals surrounding his arrest for improper numeracy of a minor, he was allowed to retire from MIT with a full pensionin exchange for assigning to the Institute all his copyrights for "numbering things one after an other" including those won as a result of his decades-long lawsuit against Sesame Street.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Mar 14 - 11:09 PM

I am glad that you recognize the immense wisdom and truth of my words. Many do not.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 06 Mar 14 - 10:05 PM

Okay.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Mar 14 - 06:10 PM

Don't Don't delete delete any any duplicate duplicate posts posts I I may may post post as as every every word word I I post post is treasure treasure beyond beyond price price.

Or Or to to put put it it another another way way,

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 06 Mar 14 - 02:11 PM

I normally would prop her up early on in the AM but I had a busy morn dumping AVG after Malwarebytes found and destroyed 13 threats. I then installed a full blown 30 day Kaspersky (#1 in PC consumer mags and it's a company from Canuckistan). I then did my 2013 taxes using Future Tax. Then, I went shopping for birthday presents for Mum. I got 2 pairs of PJ pants, 6 pairs of HD socks and Kaspersky 2014 Pure 3.0. I put the items in one a them there gift bags what I got at the Dollar Store and covered it with the fancy white paper. I will take the bag to Mum's tomorrow AM and act real surprised like when I open up the bag and say things like "OMG! JUST WHAT I WANTED! HOW DID YOU KNOW?! AND SOCKS! AND KASPERSKY!!! I love you, Mum. Thanks." I hope she gets a laugh out of it.

Yesterday, as I usually do on her and my Bday and at Kissmeass, I gave her two dozen roses, white and red, a big hug and a 'thanks for looking after me' for, well, this year it will be 57 years and nine months. Hmmm... part of that should be 'putting up with me' I suppose.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Mar 14 - 02:00 PM

In most threads dup posts are deleted, but they just add to the charm of MOAB. Plus, they're a real pain in the ass to remove in such a very long thread. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Mar 14 - 01:43 PM

MOM! You stop hanging out with decluttering and such-like down at the bottom! You sit right here in the rocker on Stilly's back porch, scratch the dogs' ears, and drink the bottle of gin -- and you'd better drink it ALL, young lady!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Mar 14 - 03:15 AM

Ever since he has been doomed to travel the Internet, the only place where his bits can communicate...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Mar 14 - 11:06 PM

Yes, twice. At least twice. Perhaps an infinite number of times, since a Blue Event Horizon changes everything. It was a BIG explosion.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 05 Mar 14 - 07:30 PM

Twice?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Mar 14 - 06:56 PM

The last jump I made I was carrying so much explosive that when I landed I blew myself to bits.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Mar 14 - 06:56 PM

The last jump I made I was carrying so much explosive that when I landed I blew myself to bits.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 05 Mar 14 - 03:25 PM

I salute you, sir. I knew a lad who was dropped 3 times in France in WWII. The last one was just before D-Day. He was with 3 Sappers and he carried two 45s, lots of ammo, explosives and maps/such. His job was to get the Sappers to 3 radio stations and take them out. The Sappers had no weapons. Just explosives... Rap understands. He volunteered. He asked because he lost his wife while training troops in England. She died from food poisoning the day before the due date of twins. The twins died as well. He had nothing to lose. He got the jobs done.

He told me all three stories one night while drinking Bright's 74, heavily. I drank none... just pretended to do so. He swore me to agree I would never repeat these stories until, well, fuck that. He told me the stories in October and died 1983.12.30 at shortly after 6PM. RIP and thanks.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Mar 14 - 09:24 AM

Obsession? No, just a habit I picked up in my youth. How well I remember swimming underwater to the beach, planting the charges on the landing obstacles, and swimming away before being caught. Knowing that the resulting explosions would clear the beach for the invasion. Watching the fragments of boats, souvenir stands, hog dog kiosks and other obstacles ascend and then fall....

We were nearly caught or shot a dozen times, but we always managed to complete the mission and eventually get back to our pick-up craft. I remember after one mission swimming 180 miles to St. Louis, through the gates of what seems an infinite number of dams, past patrol boats and floating logs, to reach our pick-up boats (of which the crews had forgotten we were out there).

Ah, youth! How fleeting it is, especially if you do these things just for the helluvit.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 04 Mar 14 - 11:05 PM

At last, his obsession with explosions is paying off!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Mar 14 - 08:10 PM

Another warming drink is to combine kerosene and liquid oxygen in a cocktail shaker, give it a few shakes, and serve in a tall glass with a stick of cinnamon.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Mar 14 - 03:31 PM

Liquid helium is very warming. You can also serve it over ice for a cooling drink in the summer -- perhaps with a wedge of lemon or lime. You should try it, Amos.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 04 Mar 14 - 02:26 PM

You wouldn't think he'd be able to type at those temps. Hmmmm.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Mar 14 - 08:54 AM

So? It's so cold out here right now that we're drinking liquid helium as a warming drink. It's -47K.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,gnu thinks the cookie problem will be resolv
Date: 04 Mar 14 - 06:06 AM

n. Got AVG but it's a 30 day thing. I'll check it out.

Norton 360 is on for $50, 3 machines. Most likely go with that.

-25C, -37WC.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 03 Mar 14 - 10:23 PM

I use free also, and an enterprise antivirus from work (they want employees to have clean computers at home also, to prevent bringing in viruses if we work at home). I like AVG and Avast - I recommended those but he seems to have struggled with them some.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Mar 14 - 10:17 PM

We just use AVG free, Free Windows Registry Repair, Malbyteware, Spybot Search and Destroy -- all free editions, of course. They pretty much cover the problems, especially if you activate the Windows firewall (if you're using Windoze, of course).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 03 Mar 14 - 08:13 PM

Norton will work. I usually wait until it's on sale at places like Fry's. Right now they have a sale of Norton Internet Security with a licence for 3 PCs for $39.99 It's bundled with an Anti-Theft and Mobile device software. http://www.frys.com/ads/page8#AdNavi. You'll see other specials on the page. The sale is good through March 6.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 03 Mar 14 - 05:52 PM

So, Kaspersky said today... after at least six hours of screwing with it over the past two days... Nope. OS is not supported. Took a pic of that on the screen, copied it to a flash and Dave is gonna see it tomorrow and he will refund me.

So... what is the very best? Here is where I go. Future Shit.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,WHY DOES THIS PIECE OF SHIT Chrome KEEP TOSS
Date: 03 Mar 14 - 05:44 PM

CCOKIE.gnu?

I tell it NOT DO DO THAT but it will not listen. IE? Let's see.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Mar 14 - 01:18 PM

Veronica's aunt, of course.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 03 Mar 14 - 11:28 AM

Who's Penny?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Mar 14 - 09:36 AM

Mom get hungry too, Amos. I hope you gave her some milk as well. With Scotch in it, as Mom like it.

The cheese is Old Ephraim and a couple of others the names of which I disremember. They're all cheddars.

I got the die set I needed, too. If you're in the area in snow time, visit Hardware Ranch. We also went to the 41st Student Pow-wow at USU and the Cowboy Rendezvous.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 03 Mar 14 - 12:02 AM

I think this may be the first time Mom has ever stolen a cookie from me. I am completely non-plussed.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Amos
Date: 02 Mar 14 - 11:53 PM

Half of Rapparee's strife in this lifetime has come from wielding his epee where he had no business wielding it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 02 Mar 14 - 06:15 PM

'Cougar Gold'. Is that porn with older good lookin guys? Where do we sign up? Amos and Rap and I could fill a calendar. Dunno about Pete. (Yer welcome I left that joke out.) As fer the LHs, well, Chongo would have to shave and that would take a loooong time. LH hisself wouldn't fit in any pics if his hair was included. Penny ain't right at all.

But, I figger the three of us could well fill out a calendar, nudge nudge, wink wink, eh? Know what I'm sayin, eh? Of course, Rap would have to wield his epee.

EN GARDE!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 02 Mar 14 - 12:31 PM

I've been to Utah State, but I didn't see (or it wasn't in existence) that shop. My brother sends cheeses from Washington State U (in Pullman) every so often that are spectacularly good. Cougar Gold.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 01 Mar 14 - 10:26 PM

Ahhh... ya mean 'wouldn't'? shouldn't?

Pray tell if you can find the time


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Mar 14 - 09:53 PM

Hi, gang! You'll never guess what I was doing all day!

See? I told you you couldn't.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 01 Mar 14 - 07:33 AM

I googled that and it actually asked me if I meant pork sundae. That's even more disturbing.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 01 Mar 14 - 06:49 AM

Okay, a nearly-finished ark sundae with ketchup topping. Any takers now?


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