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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

GUEST,Rapparee 18 Nov 10 - 11:01 PM
Eiseley 18 Nov 10 - 10:30 PM
Amos 18 Nov 10 - 10:15 PM
Little Hawk 18 Nov 10 - 10:08 PM
Amos 18 Nov 10 - 09:04 PM
GUEST,Rapparee 18 Nov 10 - 08:32 PM
Little Hawk 18 Nov 10 - 06:38 PM
Eiseley 18 Nov 10 - 06:31 PM
Acme 18 Nov 10 - 06:04 PM
Amos 18 Nov 10 - 05:56 PM
Little Hawk 18 Nov 10 - 05:42 PM
Acme 18 Nov 10 - 05:27 PM
Little Hawk 18 Nov 10 - 05:26 PM
Eiseley 18 Nov 10 - 04:38 PM
Little Hawk 18 Nov 10 - 03:56 PM
Amos 18 Nov 10 - 03:53 PM
Little Hawk 18 Nov 10 - 03:45 PM
Amos 18 Nov 10 - 03:35 PM
gnu 18 Nov 10 - 03:02 PM
GUEST,Albert Einstein 18 Nov 10 - 02:58 PM
gnu 18 Nov 10 - 01:55 PM
Little Hawk 18 Nov 10 - 01:44 PM
Amos 18 Nov 10 - 12:43 PM
Little Hawk 18 Nov 10 - 12:37 PM
Amos 18 Nov 10 - 12:11 PM
GUEST,Albert Schweitzer 18 Nov 10 - 11:42 AM
GUEST,Mileva Marić Einstein 18 Nov 10 - 11:30 AM
Amos 18 Nov 10 - 10:32 AM
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Acme 17 Nov 10 - 12:19 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Rapparee
Date: 18 Nov 10 - 11:01 PM

Amos says it's because I'm full of pp.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 18 Nov 10 - 10:30 PM

I'm still a bit disturbed by the double p in Rap's new name. Phonetics are all well and good, but it does take the elegance out of the presentation. Of course, as Abraham Lincoln said about his wife's family, "One d was enough for God's name, but not for the Todds."

Eiseley


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Nov 10 - 10:15 PM

You were expecting it to make some wry remark or other, I guess. Try slipping it some dough first.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Nov 10 - 10:08 PM

Have you ever noticed how rye bread doesn't talk, but just sits there?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Nov 10 - 09:04 PM

Ah--denial by misdirection!! Good move!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Rapparee
Date: 18 Nov 10 - 08:32 PM

I am in Illinois, preparing to go to a night at deer camp tomorrow, where I'll do some flyfishing.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Nov 10 - 06:38 PM

It's not a very big problem, Amos. People just have to ask me if I posted it, that's all. I did not post the stuff purportedly from Einstein, Einstein's wife or Albert Schweitzer. Not being a Mudcat moderator, I have no idea who did, but can only hazard a guess that it may have been Rapparee.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 18 Nov 10 - 06:31 PM

Just download the whole thread to that text sender. That should tie up their system for a very long time.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 18 Nov 10 - 06:04 PM

Just blocked a sender of text messages to my phone. They offer to tell me more about a secret crush (if I pay $10 for the information). Give me a break. I'll just let MOM talk to them if anyone else sends the message.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Nov 10 - 05:56 PM

See how you attract suspicion, Little Hawk? Why IS that???? First thing everyone says when something loopy or of-the-wall comes up is, "Oh, that must be Little Hawk!". What have you ever done to create the strange predisposition on the part of others to judge you so???


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Nov 10 - 05:42 PM

It wasn't me, Stilly. I think it was probably Rapparree, but I don't know, so how can I say for sure?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 18 Nov 10 - 05:27 PM

Finally fought my way back to the thread. Sorry, Amos, to not give proper credit on that link, the one before Albert and Albert popped up. LH must be having a quiet time at work these days. :)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Nov 10 - 05:26 PM

It could be a lot worse than that. In Blind River, people have nothing to do except sit around and drink, steal snowmobiles, and commit random acts of lust...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 18 Nov 10 - 04:38 PM

What a busy couple of days! Last night Curious George came to the library and distributed about 110 bananas to the populace. After shooing him out, I took the bananas that were left and made them into a banana cream pie early this morning that I just served (but not in the face) to Rapaire's right-hand gal who retired today. Now I'm off to the TV program to talk about books. Amazingly enough, there are people in Pocatello who have absolutely nothing better to do than watch a show where librarians sit around and chat.

Eiseley


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Nov 10 - 03:56 PM

Chongo is ready and eager to face that sort of risk, providing he is paid accordingly. ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Nov 10 - 03:53 PM

Ya, budt dot Raparee he hasch eine foam-bladed schword vit vich he vill lopp offf dot chimp's head. Are you prepared to dischpoze auf ein decapitated chimpanschee?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Nov 10 - 03:45 PM

As usual, Herr Liebenscheiss, your incisive grasp of the situation says all that really needs to be said. Yes, Herr Raparee is clearly in need of expert counseling and assistance to free him from these delusions of multiplicity. Perhaps we should go for shock treatment? I could send Chongo around to work him over with a baseball bat...an approach that works magnificently for concentrating the mind of the client and giving him a much clearer view of the essential realities.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Nov 10 - 03:35 PM

Ach, HErr Hack ein tousandt aplogeese!! It isch clear der pwoblem heah isch der goot Rapparee, now havink loscht his handle to der ineluctable forsches uff typographical correctitude, he isch now becomink a massively parallel chanellink agent amongscht a hoscht of departed identitiesch! Das ist vewwy woorischum, vouldn't you agree? Ash a veteran off many hours auf counselink undt psychiatric guidanschI am schure you can appresciate how much he schtandz in needt of goodt help!

Liebenscheiss


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 18 Nov 10 - 03:02 PM

Yo Al... good one!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Albert Einstein
Date: 18 Nov 10 - 02:58 PM

There was a young woman from Wight
Who could travel much faster than light.
She walked out one day
In the relative way
And returned on the previous night.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 18 Nov 10 - 01:55 PM

Someone with a multiplex personality.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Nov 10 - 01:44 PM

Amos, Amos, Amos....No zay are not, M'sieur...zay are ze confessions only in ze demented mind of yourself, mon ami. I 'ave not been ze pen be'ind any of zem. I suspect zat eet was ze Raparee...but I cannot say for ze certainty, no? Per'aps you should hire ze Inspector Clouseau to get to ze bottom of ziss dark mystery and unveil ze scoundrels be'ind eet!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Nov 10 - 12:43 PM

The accusations are confessions, M. Hack.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Nov 10 - 12:37 PM

I don't know, but they do make for some interesting reading, don't they? Quite refreshing in the context of this demented little coffee klatch here.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Nov 10 - 12:11 PM

Okay, that's it. Who's channeling these guys?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Albert Schweitzer
Date: 18 Nov 10 - 11:42 AM

I just finished building an organ for God. It has 12804.333333 pipes--exactly 1/3 the amount of entries in this large and ineffable thread. My reward, God says, is that I can make contact with the temporal plane via further entries herein. Perhaps I will dip down next week and give a report on the concert Bach is preparing for the organ's inauguration. He composed a new cantata for the occasion.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Mileva Marić Einstein
Date: 18 Nov 10 - 11:30 AM

Albert, you dumkopf! I did all the work on that relativity thing while you watched mensur fights at the University with the faculty! You schmuck! You not only didn't give me the credit for the mathematics as you said you would, but you never ever put the toilet seat up and when you did you never put it down! There's good reasons why I divorced you, scheisskopf! You should have stayed in the patent office where you had a good job!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Nov 10 - 10:32 AM

But...wait...you DIED!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Nov 10 - 10:34 PM

ALbert, no-one would be more welcome.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Albert Einstein
Date: 17 Nov 10 - 09:55 PM

All numbers in this thread are irrational, as are all who post here, including me. I was playing dice with God the other day. When I won, he gave me the privilege of posting here whenever I want as my prize. I may just show up again.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 17 Nov 10 - 08:22 PM

Irrational? I thought that was the premise?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Nov 10 - 08:13 PM

Shucks, set it to 3. Or even pi.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Nov 10 - 05:01 PM

Dibs on the next irrational number!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Nov 10 - 04:17 PM

Correction: Xn/T


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Nov 10 - 04:07 PM

Well, we could try accelerating exponentially, posting at the rate of Xn/T. We would have to do some math for the exact rate allowing us, say, five years to ten years extension and another 367K to go compared to the initial curve of 38.4K/2753.5 days (an average rate of 13.9/day).

If we simply set n to 2, we would make the target in between five and six years. Simple!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 17 Nov 10 - 03:55 PM

I think it say to say
that we shall all quite age-ed be
when MOM shall reach 401 k.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Nov 10 - 02:36 PM

Or, wild and free
The aged We
Might frothing, loud
And gibbering be?
With posts of no
Reasoned connection
Landing on Mom
From all directions?
A geriatric verbal flood!
More fun, at least,
Than throwing food.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 17 Nov 10 - 01:55 PM

When on the day
We reach 401k
Will we be in decay
With nowt to say?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Nov 10 - 01:46 PM

Our vessel now has reached the shore
Of thirty eight of Kay and Four
And if we're skilled, and stay alive
We'll soon see THirty Eight and Five.
And on an even brighter day
Drop hook at Thirty Nine of Kay!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Nov 10 - 01:44 PM

Fine, big guy. No more library links for you!! And your comment is most unchivalrous considering how willing SRS was to give you credit for the link...

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Nov 10 - 01:12 PM

BFD, Amos. The LA Times is just catching up with what libraries have been doing for about 10 years now. Periodically some newspaper says, "Wow! Libraries have COMPUTERS!! And Internet access!! And electronic books!! And interactive stuff!! Wow!! And some are on Facebook and do electronic reference and.... Wow!!"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 17 Nov 10 - 12:19 PM

Thanks, Rap! I posted that on the library's facebook page. Food for thought, as we allow in coffee shops and host regular recreational game evenings in the library to bring students, particularly those who live on campus, into the library to see what it's all about.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Nov 10 - 12:05 PM

The Re-Invention of Libraries. Just for those who know the business...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 17 Nov 10 - 10:55 AM

All of this gadding about!

I've been engaged in a little armchair travel. Don't know how sensible, but I went tracking down a couple of west coast siblings and cousins in facebook. Good thing that if you unfriend someone later it isn't conspicuous. That's probably good for all of us. :-/


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Nov 10 - 10:53 AM

Still:

38,000 minus 37,950 do4es not equal five.

Midway? You in a WW2 re-enactment thing, Rap?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Nov 10 - 10:34 AM

No, straight through from SLC to Midway. All the kids on the flight were yelling, "YEAH! Do it agin! WHEEEE! That was fun!" Adults were saying, "I'm LDS and I don't drink -- gimme a whiskey! In fact, gimme six or seve!" The pilot said, "Oopsy! Sorry 'bout that!" and the cabin attendants said lots of thing too, none of them fit for polite company.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 17 Nov 10 - 02:39 AM

Landing gear accounts for that last five feet, no doubt. It was a connecting flight, I presume?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Nov 10 - 11:15 PM

With what?

I know Eiseley and I wouldn't doubt that she, well...no, I can't speak that way about a lady. Gentlemen simply don't do that.

I made it, Mom! Even though at one time the plane dropped 37,950 feet, we were over Kansas so we didn't hit anything because we'd been cruising at 38,000 feet. Pesky potholes in the air.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Nov 10 - 04:08 PM

Worthy?? Hell, they're a damn sight better than most!!!

LEJ might give you a run for your money, but these are right up there.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 16 Nov 10 - 02:40 PM

Permission granted, no forgiveness needed. Gratitude instead that you would deem my bits of unrhymed verse worthy.

Eiseley


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