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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Jul 10 - 09:51 AM

Nah, I get enough of MOAB in my daily life without going to all that trouble. But getting to harass you in your own home would be brill, man.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 14 Jul 10 - 03:24 AM

Tiptoes in . . . MOM left her reading light on again when she fell asleep . . . turns off light . . . then trips on trash can and simultaneously knocks MOM'S glass of water off of the end table. . . what a ruckus . . . MOM doesn't budge, just lets out a quiet snore . . .

Night, all!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jul 10 - 10:17 PM

Freezers, Amos. Chest-type freezers. You could, and don't worry, I wouldn't THINK of piling heavy things on top, nope, not me, uh-uh.

Perhaps, though, it would be better to gather in Moab, Utah.

You could kayak there: simply head south from San Diego, round the Cabo San Lucas, north up the Sea of Cortez to the mouth of the Colorado River, up the Colorado to the Green River, and a bit up the Green and there's Moab! In fact, you could continue north, portage over to the Grey's River from the Green in the Bridger National Forest, go north up Grey's to Palisades Reservoir, go north out of the reservoir to the Snake River, follow that north and take the bend to the south until you come to American Falls Reservoir, turn left up the Portneuf River, and I'll meet you in lovely downtown Pocatello. We could then go to the Portneuf Valley Brewing Company for a beer and a brat. Remember to conserve your strength, though, because if you look at the map you'll see that most of the journey is uphill.

See? Getting here from San Diego is simplicity itself.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Jul 10 - 09:45 PM

I suppose we could doss down in the buried refrigerators!! :D


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jul 10 - 06:45 PM

And while he hasn't been around lately, don't forget Bee-Dubya.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jul 10 - 06:45 PM

We can use my backyard for the barbecue.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 13 Jul 10 - 06:07 PM

Oh, please do come, Amos. Forget about what Rap said about guns. I think he is going to take them all up in the hills one of these days and bury them in a beautiful leather-lined coffin he just made for them. But please do come, and you too, Stilly, and Janie, and Little Hawk, and MMario. MOM's been hinting about how much she would like to have a family reunion. Eh?

Eiseley


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jul 10 - 05:05 PM

Just replace your windows with bricks. That's what I did, and I never have to clean or polish them.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 13 Jul 10 - 02:24 PM

3. Keep windows sparkling and frost-free
Do your windows frost up in the wintertime? Wash them with a solution of 1/2 cup rubbing alcohol to 1 quart (1 liter) water to prevent the frost. Polish the windows with newspaper after you wash them to make them shine.

Ahhhhh....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jul 10 - 01:46 PM

Amos, you are quite welcome to come and visit. Eiseley and I would be happy to see you, and I could put you up in the Guest Suite: twin extra-long beds, private bath, high-speed computer access, a private entrance, and your own sunroom and kitchen. All it would take on your part would be a performance and a little work for Eiseley and myself as a target holder. She wants to try her hand at moving targets.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Jul 10 - 11:40 AM

See? See? You never should have announced your retirement publicly. Everyone just thinks you have nothing to do but entertain them!



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jul 10 - 11:12 AM

I have a houseful of guests and another arriving today. I am off for coffee with the Old Farts at the Elks lodge.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Jul 10 - 09:40 AM

Mom probably IS the Tamale Lady, when she's in Cognito.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 13 Jul 10 - 12:55 AM

Has MOM met the Tamale Lady yet?

I hope the plumber doesn't get wind of MOM running Everclear through the laundry, it probably eats up the PVC pipes that run through the house. Last time he came out and had to haul that snake and motor up on the roof he wasn't happy. If the culprit is collapsed pipes, you know he's gonna charge her double to break the slab and fix 'em.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 13 Jul 10 - 12:26 AM

You know, Rapaire, you could save your money and just buy MOM a pint or two of rubbing alcohol. I couldn't believe it, but just now she put in a load of whites and added about 2/3 of the gallon of that Ever Clear. She was muttering something about "better than bleach."

Then I went over to her computer and she had her browser pointed to this site.

But then again you probably knew that---only the best for MOM after all. It would be much nicer, though, if you would throw in the odd load now and then instead of expecting her to do it all the time. After all . . . you're retired now.

Eiseley


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Jul 10 - 11:39 PM

God, Rapaire, in the end, have you no decency???


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jul 10 - 11:18 PM

Mom! Here's another gallon of that Ever Clear you like so much!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jul 10 - 11:03 PM

Mom, I guess no one else cares. Here, have some more of them nickel seegars. And some chawin' tabakky. Jist try not to drool down onto yer dress cuz Stilly has a heckuva time gittin' them stains out.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jul 10 - 08:24 PM

Greetings, Mom! Where ya been? (As if I couldn't tell by the smell of cheap cigars and cheap booze.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Jul 10 - 12:25 PM

I fried up BBW's egg with the story attached (a one-sentence new story each day to match the egg and toast delivered) and ate my usual breakfast of orange juice, niacin tablets and a smallhandful of granola bits.

The stories--each one sentence long--are captured in her computer each morning along with a photograph of the plate. It's a wee game we started sometime back. For the first thirty or so we never recorded the stories, but she has captured about fifty breakfasts this way.

I have no idea what she intends to do with such a record. Recherche des Petits Dejeuners Perdues or some such venture...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jul 10 - 10:52 AM

I just finished my usual breakfast of rotgut whiskey, bad coffee, and raw habenero peppers. I call it "The Breakfast of Chumpions."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 12 Jul 10 - 10:13 AM

Great minds think alike. I have some superior sausage from a Central Texas barbecue restaurant (a one-off in the family place, not a chain where everything is the same). I ate a bite of that before I bagged the rest and put it in the freezer. Don't need much else when you have that meat, fat, and pepper combo working for you!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 12 Jul 10 - 10:03 AM

MOM says she''ll have the pastrami sandwich, and put the egg into her bloody mary, raw....it might help the migraine she has this morning.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 12 Jul 10 - 09:16 AM

Good morning MOM,
You've lain abed long enough. Would you like a pastrami sandwich with your egg, or just a piece of toast? Tom opted for the sandwich so he could have more brain power at Robotics camp today. But it's your call.

Eiseley


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jul 10 - 06:52 PM

Ha, ha, Amos -- you just said,
But I myself went out and did!
If you wanted the very next post
Now the race to it you lost!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Jul 10 - 01:41 PM

Three Six Five and sixty-five
Mother has remained alive.
Let us hope and let us pray
She will reach the next of Kay!
If she won't or is done in,
Let us reach the next of Kin.
Lacking that, to mourn her with,
We could write the next of Kith.
Telegrams via Holy Ghost!
I'd rather write the next of Posts.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 11 Jul 10 - 12:13 PM

Very nice!

Looks like Texas is trying to shake that cloudy wet funk it has been under for the last two and a half weeks. We need enough sun to burn the lawn to a crisp, then I'll know I'm back in Texas again.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Jul 10 - 10:28 AM

In the heart of the Art Deco wonderland that is Balboa Park there is a small area surrounded by bamboo gates and fences called the Japanese Friendship Park.   The interior has a series of wandering paths, a large pond koi with a burblinbg waterfall, and a wonderful collection of bonsai treee, all set in a lovely green environment with sunlight dappling the trails and Japanese hand-crafted walkways and fountains.

I went there yesterday dressed up in a fine tuxedo with a bright white pleated shirt, gold cufflinks, onyx studs, a silken cummerbund, looking like James Bond incarnate. It was very droll; I usually wear Birkenstocks and baggy khakis. My business there was to officiate at a wedding, a young lady engineer from the office and her handsome Army Medical Corps husband, he being recently back from the ravages of Mesopotamia and very happy to be building a civilian life with his new bride.

Among the elements they wove into their ceremony was a Japanese wedding ritual called San San Kudo, sharing sips of saki from three nested cups one after the next. It was all very charming, and the parents cried, and the bride glowed happily, and all transpired as it should.

I do these every once in a while, when asked, and it is always very gratifying to see the pleasure on everyone's faces and the thrill of the Big Step Forward in the eyes of the young ones. It was a beautiful afternoon.

Da Rev


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Jul 10 - 12:43 AM

Hurray for Ginger Men!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 11 Jul 10 - 12:22 AM

Wheeeeeeeee!I

n honor of the occasion, here is a song I sing to the boys as we walk up the hill to school. It ends with a chase and a catch and a tickle.

Round and round and round we go
In the pan of baking dough.
Pour molasses sweet and thin.
Put a pinch of ginger in.
Butter it and roll it.
Put it in another pan.
Bake it crisp and brown and then . . .
OUT JUMP TWENTY GINGERMEN!

Eiseley


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 11 Jul 10 - 12:21 AM

Since no one else seems to be around . . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 11 Jul 10 - 12:20 AM

Well . . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Jul 10 - 11:53 PM

The same is true of chimps. The ones who've gone professional, I mean.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Jul 10 - 10:17 PM

True Boy Scouts don't shower for three weeks after they return.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 10 Jul 10 - 08:10 PM

No fresh Latino men at the market today! Well, I practiced resounding face slaps all week just in case.

MOM, my two oldest sons came back from Scout camp this afternoon. True to scouting form, the younger took a shower and put his campfirey clothes back on, the older said he'd showered last night, so he's still good for awhile.

Eiseley


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Jul 10 - 05:10 PM

Hill and gully rider, dot's me, mon!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 10 Jul 10 - 05:07 PM

That was an interesting number you bagged, Amos. 36555. Rather Rubinesque in the roundness of the characters' bottoms, don't you think?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Jul 10 - 04:41 PM

What on earth, sir, is an undulating rib? Sounds like Adam acting premature again...


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 10 Jul 10 - 02:21 PM

That sounds like it hurts!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Jul 10 - 01:30 PM

Well, both my right and left sides have undulating ribs, and the doctor said so after looking at the CAT scan. I'll bet you that YOU don't have undulating ribs, Amos. So there!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Jul 10 - 10:22 AM

Well, the bright side, upon which you should look, is that it gives you a chance to show your insufferably self-serving side.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Jul 10 - 09:44 AM

Poor, poor, Mom. Prit near three-quarters dead and nobody but me cared. Well, the mint juleps revived her. I notice she's even pouting them on her oatmeal gruel.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 10 Jul 10 - 12:37 AM

Hmmm. The math looks different a little further out. I'd a sworn it was 6 hours when I posted.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Jul 10 - 11:56 PM

Now, Rapaire, you're gonna get her out of her head on bourbon, and there'll be no telling where we'll end up!! Lands sake, man!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Jul 10 - 07:48 PM

More like nine hours, which is 75% of the way to 12 hours, at least in base 10.

Mom, with all them people coming Monday I've been cleaning the basement and the Guest Suite looks great! My workshop has been cleaned up, the new chest is sitting atop the treadle sewing machine, and I will only have the Big Room to clean (plus vacuuming the stairs). I even hooked up the VCR/DVD player to the big TV so they can watch our only DVD while they sew button blankets.

I had to return my fishing PDF, Mom, because it was too small. But that's okay, I'll just be careful around the water like I always have been except for two or three time. I certainly don't want to drown again!

Here, here's a new mint julep. This time I shoved some mint leave and sugar in the bottle of bourbon, shook it, and iced the whole bottle down. And here's a straw, too!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 09 Jul 10 - 07:30 PM

Since when is 6 hours "nearly 12?" MOM was out learning the word to this song anyway, she wasn't at the computer. The neighbors thought it was pretty funny, there she was on the porch swing pushing herself back and forth and singing "I didn't fuck it up!" at the top of her lungs.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Jul 10 - 06:26 PM

Mom, I'm sorry that no one else cares enough to post in nearly twelve hours. Here's a nice mint julep, heavy on the julep.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Jul 10 - 09:56 AM

That is just the right song for Mom, the High Priestess of Lamentation Over the Fuck-ed Up-edness of Everything.

Here, Mom, have a cup of microwaved Bosco.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 09 Jul 10 - 12:24 AM

Okay, whatever.

Here's the next song I want you all to learn to sing at your next public outing: Sing it real loud, okay? MOM approved it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Jul 10 - 06:05 PM

It's a serial, and the title will probably change momentarily. They always do.


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