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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Ed T 21 Nov 09 - 10:58 AM
Amos 21 Nov 09 - 10:09 AM
Acme 21 Nov 09 - 03:16 AM
Little Hawk 20 Nov 09 - 10:42 PM
Rapparee 20 Nov 09 - 09:45 PM
Ed T 20 Nov 09 - 07:50 PM
Amos 20 Nov 09 - 07:24 PM
Ed T 20 Nov 09 - 06:57 PM
Acme 20 Nov 09 - 05:57 PM
Rapparee 20 Nov 09 - 05:52 PM
Ed T 20 Nov 09 - 04:50 PM
Amos 20 Nov 09 - 04:35 PM
Little Hawk 20 Nov 09 - 04:23 PM
Amos 20 Nov 09 - 04:05 PM
Amos 20 Nov 09 - 02:04 PM
Little Hawk 20 Nov 09 - 01:43 PM
Ed T 20 Nov 09 - 01:02 PM
Amos 20 Nov 09 - 11:59 AM
Rapparee 20 Nov 09 - 11:33 AM
Little Hawk 20 Nov 09 - 11:22 AM
Ed T 20 Nov 09 - 10:28 AM
Ed T 20 Nov 09 - 09:29 AM
Amos 19 Nov 09 - 10:20 PM
Ed T 19 Nov 09 - 09:41 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 19 Nov 09 - 07:55 PM
GUEST,Chongo Chimp 19 Nov 09 - 07:37 PM
Amos 19 Nov 09 - 06:47 PM
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Ed T 19 Nov 09 - 12:45 PM
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Rapparee 19 Nov 09 - 12:03 PM
Ed T 19 Nov 09 - 11:53 AM
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Amos 19 Nov 09 - 11:15 AM
Acme 19 Nov 09 - 10:32 AM
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Little Hawk 18 Nov 09 - 11:32 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 18 Nov 09 - 05:58 PM
Amos 18 Nov 09 - 04:49 PM
Little Hawk 18 Nov 09 - 04:33 PM
Amos 18 Nov 09 - 01:37 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 21 Nov 09 - 10:58 AM

Are you suggesting an ambiguous chimera? Or, maybe a computer Geep?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Nov 09 - 10:09 AM

Yeah, I saw that but was still keeping my fingers crossed.

I think there is an interesting parallel between the Higgs boson and the stupidon. One imparts mass to other particles, the other imparts density to minds and viewpoints.

Both are thought to exist on the basis of much evidence, but neither has been found. If we could learn to manage one of them we would achieve amazing improvements in society.

Many years ago I declared there must exist a spation and founded the subject of spatonics, the study of how space comes to exist and operates. No-one took me up on it, but if the LHC is successful it may become obvious.

Congratulations on being related to someone named Higgs, Stilly!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 21 Nov 09 - 03:16 AM

Hey, Amos! They're looking for one of Gluon's siblings!

Finally!

The Large Hadron Collider experiment has re-started after a 14-month hiatus while the machine was being repaired.

Engineers have made two stable proton beams circulate in opposite directions around the machine, which is in a tunnel beneath the French-Swiss border.

The team may try to increase the £6bn ($10bn) collider's energy to record-breaking levels this weekend.

The LHC is being used to smash together beams of protons in a bid to shed light on the nature of the Universe.

It is the world's largest machine and is housed in a 27km-long circular tunnel.

During the experiment, scientists will search for signs of the Higgs boson, a sub-atomic particle that is crucial to our current understanding of physics. Although it is predicted to exist, scientists have never found it.

etc


As it happens, Higgs (a Higgs, anyway, from Staunton, VA) is a cousin of mine. Small world (literally!)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Nov 09 - 10:42 PM

That's a good selection of Dylan favorites, Ed. "Where Are You Tonight" is a really intense song with some terrific lyrics in it and great music too.

He seems to have given "Seven Days" to Ron Wood, but there is a pretty good version of Bob doing it on one of the Bootleg Series.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Nov 09 - 09:45 PM

I've always like his "A Child's Christmas In Wales."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 20 Nov 09 - 07:50 PM

LH, Good job on theDylan song...saw it on you tube. Gives it another perspective.

I am a fan of Dylan, like or most all of his stuff. Have my favourites, like
When I paint my Masterpiece, Absolutely Sweet Marie, trust yourself, If you see her, say hello, and Where are you tonight (especially this version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QorhSo2UCik&feature=fvw

However, some of his songs sound better sung by others, like Seven Days.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PGtLig7i2Q


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Nov 09 - 07:24 PM

Part of the existential approach to the puzzle of human meaning was to reduce all assertions to the absurd. In your last post, Ed, the one about shitting from the rooftops, you have carried this dubious art to new heights. Well, new extremes, anyway.

Of course, as I am sure you know, the fact that you can reduce something to the absurd does not make it absurd in its natural state.

You can search high and low but you will never find a better warm fuzzy anywhere, nor beat the price of Mom's.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 20 Nov 09 - 06:57 PM

We're shitting off the rooftops
Everyone screams down below
Shitting from the rooftops
Everyone scream your heart out

Shitting from the rooftops
Go ahead scream your heart out
We'll give you all that we've got
Go ahead scream your heart out

We'll are the skid marks of time
We've always said we tried

We're shitting from the rooftops
Waiting to hear the bombs drop
This is all we got now
Scream until your heart stops

Scream your heart out below
Scream your heart out below
Scream your heart out below


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 20 Nov 09 - 05:57 PM

MOAB: Remedy to Existential Malaise and Metaphysical Ennui.

Amos, you've pegged it exactly.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Nov 09 - 05:52 PM

Yeah, Mom, like Amos said. Shit from the rooftops or something.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 20 Nov 09 - 04:50 PM

Dead songbirds make a sad meal.

Dogs have so many friends because they wag their tails, not their tongues.

Chinese proverbs


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Nov 09 - 04:35 PM

My point exactly. That is why MOAB is Great. She is Great because she taps the very Eessence of All We Are, as well as embodying the Remedy to Existential Malaise and Metaphysical Ennui.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Nov 09 - 04:23 PM

Of course. All one has to do is look at our political and financial systems to know that... ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Nov 09 - 04:05 PM

Rise up, mom, and sing it from the rooftops!! BS rules.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Nov 09 - 02:04 PM

I jes' loves it when the Hawkster goes all subtle...



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Nov 09 - 01:43 PM

That was code for... F*ck off!!! (said with a big grin on my face)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 20 Nov 09 - 01:02 PM

The having sex on the move bibles (versus sex without movement):

Oooh, mi fai il solletico … no, non ti fermare! Mi piace!


http://www.nomadicmatt.com/travel-blogs/how-to-have-sex-in-hostels/



http://www.amazon.co.uk/Okay-like-Sex-Travel/lm/BKTSVFYLQW7A

http://www.guardian.co.uk/travel/2009/jul/16/learn-italian-phrases-love-sex


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Nov 09 - 11:59 AM

IF youlda HAD the dough ya wouldna DONE dem tings, Rapaire, an' you know dat fo' sure, eh?



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Nov 09 - 11:33 AM

Oh no! I could be US$40,000 richer if the State of Indiana's retirement program had given me answers to the questions I'd asked over the last four years! I could have given it all to a good cause, like The MOAB Drinking And General Whoopee Fund! I could have bought cheap banjos for everyone on MC who lives in Idaho. I could have become an Eternal Member in the Idaho Legion. I could have paid for my meds. Goodness, I could have visited someplace like Moose Jaw!

Well, that's fixed now. I can't get the money I didn't get, but Moose Jaw had better watch out next year, cuz I'll have the money to come visit and raise hell! Or maybe Johnson's Crossing...yeah. Big city, bright lights, mosquitoes, black flies...all that Canadian stuff.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Nov 09 - 11:22 AM

Ed...do you like sex and travel? ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 20 Nov 09 - 10:28 AM

"Bad men don't sing".

"He who willingly gives you a finger will also give you the whole hand".

"I have two masters -- God and the devil; I work for the devil until lunch then I follow the Lord".

Gypsy proverbs


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 20 Nov 09 - 09:29 AM

I think I got it:)
Oh, no....the little green wheels are following, again.....

http://images.google.ca/images?hl=en&source=hp&q=tin+foil+hat&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=WKYGS-bXD8_ElAfDzPWEBA&sa=X&oi=image_result_group


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 10:20 PM

Times are hard, and times are easy
Some feel low, and some feel breezy
SOme are liars, through and through
But only the angels sing the blues.

Swing the corners, make the deal
Tell the gypsy how you feel!
Tell the world what you know is true--
But only angels sing the blues

Ain't no use pretending now
Putting on the show,
Best you be just facing facts
When you're sad and low


No need acting out the answers
No need adding two plus two.
Even when the answer's hiding
Only angels get the blues
Angels always get the blues.
Only angels
Get the blues.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 09:41 PM

Angels don't sing the blues.
Bob Dylan sings the blues
Dylan is no angel
LH sings Dylan
Therefore, LH is no angel
If LHhas multiple personalities....one may not be aware of the other?

LH phychological Test:

Please post using the following options:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, ,type 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to ,type 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, ,type 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the lhread so we can trace your IP address.

If you are delusional, ,type 7 and your post will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to type.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you type, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, tpye 9696969696969696.

If you have short-term memory loss, type 9. If you have short-term memory loss, type 9. If you have short-term memory loss, type 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please get off this thread... we are too busy to talk with you.

If you are blonde, don't type any keys, you'll just mess it up.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 07:55 PM

Amos is right. But I'm not talking about the "Little Hawk's multiple personalities" part of his previous post. His opinion on that subject may or may not be the case. What he's definitely right about is the "I swan" part. He does, in fact, swan.

Everybody on rhe MOAB swans. It's a requirement. If you're some noob who's been posting here without ever swanning, please either leave or go take some swanning lessons.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 07:37 PM

As LH would say...I see yer swan and I raise you a pair of ducks....

- Chongo


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 06:47 PM

DOnuel:

It's a tricky business, especially here at MOAB, figgering who is really who, and it is doubly dicey when Little Hawk is concerned as he is an expert at being someone else. He has spent many moons mastering the art of the slippery multiple identity and he has gotten so good at it I dunno if there's a who to be had there any more, I swan.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 06:43 PM

No, LH is really some guy named enither Zimmerman (as in Telegram) or Roy Haley or perhaps McKenzie "Yukon" King.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 06:31 PM

Amos if that was Chongo who is Little Hawk. Last I heard, Little Hawk is really Bob Dylan!?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 05:50 PM

Angels don't sing the blues.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 02:34 PM

And the other thing about real angels is they don't blame the pins--they jes' dances on 'em.

Rapaire, your alibi is so durable, so thick, so redolent, so rife with inimitable detail. so stout and sturdy, and so heavy with effort that I can only say, with my old friend Willie, that methinks thou dost protest overmuch.

Of course no-one wants their geezerhood to be exposed in public, so I can understand the protest, but don't overdo it or folks will get uspicious.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 12:57 PM

Those are pretty interesting lyrics, Ed.

What I'd say about (real) Angels is...they don't pin blame, they inspire and lend great assistance.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 12:45 PM

A sinking feeling has been lurking at your door,
That it is real you can`t deny you must ignore.

Sing like the angel that you know you`ll never be,
And try to pin the blame on me.

The heart that beats inside your chest the awful need,
It burns with holy fire, righteousness, and greed.

Sing like the angel that you know you`ll never be,
And try to pin the blame on me.

Like the angel that you know you`ll never be,
But you still try and pin the blame on me.

"Breadwinner"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 12:39 PM

So yer sayin', Rap, that this could be a brazen attempt by the REAL miscreant to misdirect people's attention away from his own foul play and pin the blame on an innocent party? Hmmm. It bears lookin' into, that's for sure...

- Chongo


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 12:03 PM

Ah, Amos...my friend is a lawyer (as is my wife), admitted to full practice in Indiana (state and federal courts), admitted to practice before the United State Supreme Court, and an Associate Dean of Law at an ABA-approved law school. She received her JD from the University of Notre Dame, her Master's from the University of Oregon, and her bachelor's degree from Creighton. She is also ABD in American History and owns a dachshund named "Huey."

I really don't think Mary would perjure herself in court, and I can PROVE beyond a shadow of a doubt that I have been nowhere near San Diego since I had dinner with you and you wife.

YOU, on the other hand, have a perfect hideout AND a SEEMINGLY air-tight alibi. But a little stage make-up, the tiniest bit of acting ability, a water pistol painted all black...come to think of it, you wouldn't need the grease paint or the acting....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 11:53 AM

Lonesome 77203is Houston, TX
(You're the only one I'm givingthis new number to)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 11:46 AM

John's Zip Code is 46580. Roughly 14,000 posts to go....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 11:15 AM

Rapaire Denies Charges of Geezer Banditry! "At a Friend's in Indiana" His Defense!! Detectives Assert Claim is Uncorroborated!! Facebook Defriending by the Score!


Seriously, though, I knew it wasn't you after reflecting a bit. You aren't that thin...


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 10:32 AM

Me me me! I want to hit your zip code! I've seen photos of your pots--I'd love one as a prize! :)

I wonder if we can lure a few other Mudcat crafters from the east coast into MOAB? I suspect we've gone way past Guy Wolf's zip code, those folks in Connecticut have numbers in the ten thousands. Hmmmm. Haven't seen John Hardly for a while. Bauman, what's your zip code?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 11:42 PM

groan........


But definitely Chongo.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 11:41 PM

No, Amos, I'm in Indiana, safely ensconced for the nonce at a friend's house (yes, to your surprise I do have some friends). And I am quite certain that Barky is far better than Herby or Diz or even Gabriel -- possibly even better than I am. That's because it's TRUMPET, the instrument given to Humanity by whatever rules the Universe.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 11:32 PM

That is probably Chongo's most famous appearance on video, at least prior to the 2008 presidential campaign. Pretty spiffy duds, eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 05:58 PM

Stilly, we still have another week of pretty heavy pottery activity for the season. After Thanksgiving weekend, we won't be doing any more active pot selling until early March.

By the way, I may be out of town when the post number corresponding to my own Zip Code comes up. If so, whoever makes that post will win a prize, to be announced upon my return.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 04:49 PM

Chongo tells a joke to his friends


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 04:33 PM

LOL! I knew this was going to happen. He's been skating perilously near the edge for months now. Better put Chongo on the case, I say.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 01:37 PM

November 18, 2009 | 7:33 am
A man authorities call the "geezer bandit" robbed his fifth bank this week in San Diego County.

FBI officials officials said the man robbed a Bank of America in La Jolla on Monday evening, brandishing a gun and demanding money from a teller.

Since August, the man is suspected of robbing banks in San Diego, Rancho Santa Fe and Santee.

The robber is described as a thin white man with gray hair in his 70s, between 5 feet, 10 inches and 6 feet, 3 inches tall. Because he has used a gun, he should be considered armed and dangerous, agents said.


Rapaire,

I know you said you were going to Indiana. But next time you come to San Diego on business, you can at least drop by and say hello. I won't tell anyone...



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 12:51 PM

Man, the problem with walking away from work and then coming back is that people save stuff up for you.

The key is not coming back, I guess...



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Nov 09 - 02:27 AM

Thanks, Amos. ;-) As you know, I love Mr Z like he was my own brother, so it's good to hear you say that.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 17 Nov 09 - 11:00 PM

Hey, Bee-dub, I hope you have all of that pot activity out of your system for the winter. Will you be darkening MOM's door more often now?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Nov 09 - 10:21 PM

BeeDub is on a Zip Code Bender!!

Hi, Mom. We just got home, drove all the way down from Grass VValley to San Diego. I went up to Grass Valley to spring my brother from thehospital, which we did, and drive him home so he can recuperate from his stay in the hospital. He's doing better. They sure do poke and prod a lot in them hospitals.

Before that we were in Berkeley and Oakland attending a couple of performances by my favorite trumpet player in the world, Ms Barky the Magnificent.

Before that we stopped in to pay a visit to Mudlark and swap a few songs which is always the most delightful experience. She has a duet working up with an English friend that is to die for the way they play and sing together, I yam telling ya!!

I am very glad to be home, though. A VERY long weekend.



A


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