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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Jul 09 - 10:40 AM

And it IS my subjectivity. After all, subjectivity relates by definition to the person doing the thinking and I'm doing all the thinking around here. I've already thought up pretty much everything, and I'm just waiting for the rest of you to catch up.

As for my typing: you can't even get into Library School without being able to split your conscious into two or more parts and telekinesitype. It was the only solution possible, what with libraries being chronically underfunded and understaffed.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Jul 09 - 09:59 AM

I've always said that the Universe is subjective -- my subjectivity, to be accurate. But I am a benign despot and don't randomly smite those subjects who offend me.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Jul 09 - 11:30 PM

In other news, an essay from sometime ago in the NYT Magazine, entitled Mind of a Rock suggests panpsychism.

"The doctrine that the stuff of the world is fundamentally mind-stuff goes by the name of panpsychism. A few decades ago, the American philosopher Thomas Nagel showed that it is an inescapable consequence of some quite reasonable premises. First, our brains consist of material particles. Second, these particles, in certain arrangements, produce subjective thoughts and feelings. Third, physical properties alone cannot account for subjectivity. (How could the ineffable experience of tasting a strawberry ever arise from the equations of physics?) Now, Nagel reasoned, the properties of a complex system like the brain don't just pop into existence from nowhere; they must derive from the properties of that system's ultimate constituents. Those ultimate constituents must therefore have subjective features themselves — features that, in the right combinations, add up to our inner thoughts and feelings. But the electrons, protons and neutrons making up our brains are no different from those making up the rest of the world. So the entire universe must consist of little bits of consciousness.

Nagel himself stopped short of embracing panpsychism, but today it is enjoying something of a vogue. The Australian philosopher David Chalmers and the Oxford physicist Roger Penrose have spoken on its behalf. In the recent book "Consciousness and Its Place in Nature," the British philosopher Galen Strawson defends panpsychism against numerous critics. How, the skeptics wonder, could bits of mind-dust, with their presumably simple mental states, combine to form the kinds of complicated experiences we humans have? After all, when you put a bunch of people in the same room, their individual minds do not form a single collective mind. (Or do they?) Then there is the inconvenient fact that you can't scientifically test the claim that, say, the moon is having mental experiences. (But the same applies to people — how could you prove that your fellow office workers aren't unconscious robots, like Commander Data on "Star Trek"?) Finally, there is the sheer loopiness of the idea that something like a photon could have proto-emotions, proto-beliefs and proto-desires. What could the content of a photon's desire possibly be? "Perhaps it wishes it were a quark," one anti-panpsychist cracked.

Panpsychism may be easier to parody than to refute. But even if it proves a cul-de-sac in the quest to understand consciousness, it might still help rouse us from a certain parochiality in our cosmic outlook. We are biological beings. We exist because of self-replicating chemicals. We detect and act on information from our environment so that the self-replication will continue. As a byproduct, we have developed brains that, we fondly believe, are the most intricate things in the universe. We look down our noses at brute matter.

Take that rock over there. It doesn't seem to be doing much of anything, at least to our gross perception. But at the microlevel it consists of an unimaginable number of atoms connected by springy chemical bonds, all jiggling around at a rate that even our fastest supercomputer might envy. And they are not jiggling at random. The rock's innards "see" the entire universe by means of the gravitational and electromagnetic signals it is continuously receiving. Such a system can be viewed as an all-purpose information processor, one whose inner dynamics mirror any sequence of mental states that our brains might run through. And where there is information, says panpsychism, there is consciousness. In David Chalmers's slogan, "Experience is information from the inside; physics is information from the outside."

But the rock doesn't exert itself as a result of all this "thinking." Why should it? Its existence, unlike ours, doesn't depend on the struggle to survive and self-replicate. It is indifferent to the prospect of being pulverized. If you are poetically inclined, you might think of the rock as a purely contemplative being. And you might draw the moral that the universe is, and always has been, saturated with mind, even though we snobbish Darwinian-replicating latecomers are too blinkered to notice."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Jul 09 - 10:14 PM

Say, Rapaire, are you typing all this with one arm?

Pretty good!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Jul 09 - 10:07 PM

Let him be away
In Carrickfergus
Thither to snivel
And lie alone!
Unless I were
Some sturdy boatman
He'd prolly stand
Ashore and moan.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Jul 09 - 05:25 PM

(Amos, he was starting to snivel again....)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Jul 09 - 02:20 PM

Ah, well, such is my unparalleled spirit of generosity, or generosity of spirit, whichever, that I shall heed to the importuning of my friends. Consider it sent, Little Hawk, but pray, try not to spend it all in one place.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Jul 09 - 02:06 PM

Give him another thou, Amos. Same deal as before.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Jul 09 - 01:07 PM

So....does this mean I won't get the paper clip?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Jul 09 - 12:54 PM

Ah, M. Hack, although I faithfully reflect for your enlightenment the many flaws and peccadilloes that make up your character, it is only that I shine with the unflinching honesty of an ordinary mirror. It is not for me to cast aspersions, to impugn, to insult. I could not possibly take credit for making a monkey out of you or any of your vibrant menagerie.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Jul 09 - 12:20 PM

I have received the Zimbabwean $1,000. Thank you, Amos.

With it I have made a down payment on a paper clip at the local Staples outlet. They don't normally sell just one paper clip at a time, but I'm an old and faithful customer there so they have agreed to make an exception.

I am hoping that you will cast further aspersions on my character, Amos, hurl further insults at me, make further snide remarks at my expense, and so on...and then I can make further demands for apologies or payments of $1,000 Zimbabwean dollars each time it happens.

You're too proud to apologize, and I know that, so you'll send me the money.

If we go through this exercise about 50 more times...that paper clip will me mine!   Hee! Hee! Hee! (giggling maniacally...)

Do your worst.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 27 Jul 09 - 11:55 AM

Oops. Not meaning to cast aspersions. Not a Mudcatter at all.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Jul 09 - 11:22 AM

Foils are of two kinds, for lessons and for assaults. The first should be used by beginners, as from their flexibility accidents are less likely to occur, and as the stiffness of the latter would be apt to give to the hand a rigidity injurious to light and ready movement.

The foil for lessons is a flat blade, about 31 inches long, (measuring from shoulder to point,) and should, when bent, curve at least three-fourths of its length from the button. A blade that begins to bend at the middle is badly made, there being too much metal in the feeble, (18); it is consequently not balanced, and would be weighty in the hand. A good blade is strong at the shoulder, and tapers gradually from it to the point.

As the stiffness of the foil for assaults is objectionable in lessons, so the flexibility of the flat blade or foil for lessons renders it unfit for as­saults. The foil for assaults is a square blade, about 32 inches long, tapering from shoulder to point, and should, when bent, curve its whole length, A certain degree of stiffness and temper is requisite: if too soft, it will be rendered more so in the process of mounting, and would become altogether useless in two or three assaults; if too hard, it is apt to be brittle, and accidents may happen. A brittle blade, however, that pleases in other respects, may be reduced to a proper temper by heat­ing it a little, and allowing it to cool gradually. Practice will soon enable one to distinguish a well made and balanced blade.

In purchasing a blade, first measure the length, then pass the eye along each of the four sides to detect flaws, if any, then placing the point on the ground, bear the hand down a little and gradually, observing the curve. Be careful not to lower the hand too much and suddenly, as the strain will be thrown upon the feeble, and the blade may break.

The gripe should be about four and seven-tenths inches long, and its section a rectangle, (because if rounded it would be liable to turn in the hand,) and of uniform thickness from end to end. A gripe, whose section is rectangular, is easily held with­out unnecessary compression of the fingers, and allows them free play. The thickness will depend somewhat upon the size of the hand; it is ordinarily two and six-tenths inches in perimeter. It should fill the hand without injuring the grasp.


FENCING WITH THE SMALL SWORD, ARRANGED FOR INSTRUCTION IN SQUADS OR CLASSES,

BY

BREVET MAJOR H. C. WAYNE,
U.S. ARMY,
LATE DIRECTOR OF THE SWORD EXERCISE
IN THE U.S. MILITARY ACADEMY AT WEST POINT.
PUBLISHED BY AUTHORITY OF THE WAR DEPARTMENT.
WASHINGTON:PRINTED BY GIDEON AND CO., 1849.


Alas, poor Brevet Major Wayne; his lateness finally caught up with him, and he could not riposte.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Jul 09 - 11:03 AM

Or Bee-Dubya, but he's so ooooooooooooooooooooold...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Jul 09 - 11:03 AM

Well, I don't even own (or rent or borrow) a kayak so it weren't me either.

That leaves only MM or LH.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Jul 09 - 10:58 AM

And just in case any possibility of blind association arises in anyone's peevish little mind, I never carry my phone in my kayak. So it warn't moi.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 27 Jul 09 - 01:33 AM

Sex in a kayak with a partner, in any context, sounds next to impossible. But I know of a man who managed phone sex in a kayak. Does that count as a partner? (I think this is enough--telling the actual story I heard might dampen the pleasure your fervid imaginations have generated in just wondering what the real story was.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 26 Jul 09 - 11:07 PM

Hi Mom! I won't be around for a while. Gotta go see if people in Indiana, Illinois, and Michigan still have a little money with which to buy pottery.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Jul 09 - 11:05 PM

Being wounded in sixte in no way prevents me from working in quartre, prime, seconde, cinque, tierce or even septime -- which is why Mother MOAB named me to that post. She knows.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Jul 09 - 10:27 PM

Quite alright, Little Hawk; your defense is weak, but your earnest sincerity cannot be overlooked. Consider the money sent. Rapaire, since you do not have an extra shoulder do you think you should risk the one that remains you by pushing in to others' affairs so energetically and tactlessly? You aren't Joe the Plumber, you know.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Jul 09 - 10:22 PM

By the authority vested in me as Supreme, Unquestionable and Infallible Arbitrator by Our Mother MOAB, I hereby declare that Amos owes and must as soon as possible pay to Little Hawk the sum of one thousand (1,000) Zimbabwean dollars, based upon the exchange rate between the Canadian and Zimbabwean dollar on Monday, July 27, 2009, as posted by the Bank of England at 0900 Greenwich Mean Time.

Next time be more specific....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Jul 09 - 09:44 PM

What a silly man you are, Amos! What I was suggesting is that it would be quite difficult to have sex with another person WHILE paddling through the waves in a kayak. But you knew that. You're just being bloody obstinate. Pretending to be stupider than you are.

I find this insulting. I am offended. I demand that you issue a groveling apology forthwith. Or else send money. ;-) I think $1,000 would be sufficient to smooth my ruffled feelings.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Jul 09 - 09:12 PM

I have lived an adequately dangerous life, underwater and on it in various combinations. I have dug hard-rock tunnels and steered through some vicious squalls and storms, and crawled the bottom under heavy surf-zones and done a few other interesting capers. But I have come to an age where I prefer to balance the risk against the pleasure, and i take no delight in having sex with boats, preferring to leave that to someone of a more zany ilk such as yon Hawkster.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Jul 09 - 07:14 PM

No, personally I've spent far too much time trying to avoid strangers who would perforate my body. After one jump I decided to never leave a perfectly good airplane without utter necessity. Motorcycles are fine if you need such. And there have been far, far too many times when youth and inexperience outshouted the still, small voice of wisdom muttering, "Look, shit-for-brains, this could get you hurt or worse."

I don't ride roller coasters, spit in the wind, or tug on Superman's cape. I have enough adrenaline stored up to last until Judgement Day (which I have decided to skip anyway).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Jul 09 - 06:48 PM

Sounds just like the kind of thing Chongo would say, Rapaire. Yes, it's those white knuckle moments when the adrenalin is pumping that make it all worthwhile, eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 26 Jul 09 - 06:45 PM

Provided one is limber, all things are possible in a Folbot double kayak. An outrigger is helpful, but not absolutely necessary;^)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Jul 09 - 05:38 PM

the panache of the experience, don't you know, but not to the risk

So you'd rather watch videos of parachuting, paraskiing, hang gliding, rock climbing, practical vulcanology and such-like things than participate in them? But you'll have never lived, man! You'll never have experienced the rush of adrenaline that comes when you realize that your main chute has failed to develop, or when your legs are pinned beneath a rock fall as you explore a previously unmapped cave, or sense the fullness of life as Dawn finds you amidst the fog-shrouded trees with the seconds to your right and left as you and your adversary sight down the barrels of your pistols, or when you're fifty fathoms down with your hand trapped in a giant clam and you air running out!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Jul 09 - 03:00 PM

No, I think salute-sized cannons (10 gauge) would be enough. Most kayakers aren't...a ram! Like the Reeks and the Groanins used at battles like Salamies and the Rubycon. Paddle over like you were friendly and WHAM!, right in the ol' hull. Or come up fast from astern along one of the sides and cut off one of the ends of their paddle(s).

Yeah....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Jul 09 - 02:47 PM

No--it is one of th emany bright ideas you have offered which I have chosen to decline out of respect for my sanity.

I have been known to drink black coffee and smoke small cigars in a kayak. It adds to the panache of the experience, don't you know, but not to the risk.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Jul 09 - 02:41 PM

I agree. Have you tried it, then?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Jul 09 - 02:24 PM

Anyone who would try to have sex with a kayak is seriously weird, man, that's all.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Jul 09 - 02:03 PM

True. And they're almost no good at all for having sex (with a partner, I mean) while on the water.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Jul 09 - 01:36 PM

Kayaks can be a tad tricky for doing anything from--they are primarily for settin' in and riding on water. If you start plucking trash from creekside you might want something with a bit more lateral stability. And the swivels are completely extraneous; remember Rapaire is still on Vicodin...


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Jul 09 - 01:23 PM

Yes, I think a kayak, mounting perhaps six guns -- swivels would probably be sufficient....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 26 Jul 09 - 12:11 PM

At the bulky waste drop-off yesterday I saw a large yellow fibreglass paddleboat. If I could have fit it in the pickup I'd have brought it home. Perfect for the pond in my creek. Not so seaworthy, but sufficient for plucking trash from the brushy banks.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Jul 09 - 11:45 AM

I'm back, Mom--a perfect entry, and ap erfect exit in a fast roller. The sea was not high as I feared, but it wa slively with strong, low swells. I could not stay on my toes, being seated, but I did have to stay alert. Nevertheless it was a lovely small cruise.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Jul 09 - 11:39 PM

I'd join you, sir, save for distance and my shoulder.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Jul 09 - 10:23 PM

Wel;l, I have been loading up the kayak for another incredible inimitabler sunrise adventure -- I am slightly concerned about the recent reports of record breaking surf, due to heavy weathe rout in Tahiti somewhere. But we will push through, our duty plain before us.

SATURDAY: FAIR-GOOD
SURF: 4-6 ft. - shoulder high to 1 ft. overhead and fair-good conditions.        
SUNDAY: FAIR-GOOD
SURF: 3-4 ft. + - waist to shoulder high and fair-good conditions.        
Solid SSW swell continues; shape still mainly walled; drifty for the openly exposed beach-breaks         Fading SSW swell with a minor NW swell mixing in; slightly less walled for beach-breaks and biggest early


ANd that's the way it is here at he boundary of the mighty Pacific, fellow folkies.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 25 Jul 09 - 10:08 PM

One would have thought that THAT much water would have cooled the rhetoric by now. Especially with that one sprinkler head that's broken. A couple of the guys got hit kind of low and hard by that jet of water. But there's Rap, singing along. I wonder--maybe his pain meds muted that hit. (I didn't mean to do it, but it was funny to watch them suddenly jump and run!)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Jul 09 - 10:06 PM

So this is presented as an autobiographical defense of your spelling errors? Huh.

And who, with such disgrace full seen,
Then becomes the true spalpeen?
Manners course, and features feo,
Usted él es quién se ve como el pendejo.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Jul 09 - 08:22 PM

Sure, and I'll post in the language of the Oppressor the words from the great Brian Merriman:

Everyone knows you were born in a ditch
Your ugly ancestors can't boast of their blood
They're aimless louts, sprung from the mud.
Everyone knows your father's a creep
Without friends or fame, common and cheap
A grey old yo-yo with no erudition
Without cup or bowl, racked with malnutrition,
Not a stitch his back, no coat on his body
A súgán for a belt, his footwear shoddy.
Believe me, people, if he was sold at the fair
Of all of his debts he couldn't take care
By the saints who are holy, 'twould make the news
If he then could afford a bottle of booze.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 25 Jul 09 - 07:44 PM

It's hot in the yard, MOM, and the boys have just a touch of sunstroke. They'll get over it as soon as I turn on the sprinkler. No, no, don't say a thing. We'll let this be our surprise for them . . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 25 Jul 09 - 07:11 PM

I can understand part of that!
      
Gan focal le maíomh ag do shinsear gránna

That translates to "Go fuck your mamma, and also your granny!" doesn't it?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Jul 09 - 05:20 PM

Ye filthy spalpeen! Callin' the language of Cu and the Fiann and Pearse and Miles the Slasher and Maeve and Patrick Grainna and Columba and Rory O'More "foreign" brands ye as sassenach and a heathen without sense of either history or poetry!

Olcas na síolrach daoine ó dtángais,        
Gan focal le maíomh ag do shinsear gránna        
Ach lopaigh gan bhrí, lucht míre is mála.
Is aithnid dúinne an snamhaire is athair duit,        
Gan chara gan chlú gan chúl gan airgead,        
Ina leibide liath gan chiall gan mhúineadh,        
Gan mheadar gan mhias gan bhia gan anlann,        
Gan faic ar a dhroim is a chabhail gan chóta,        
Ach gad ar a choim is a bhonn gan bhróga.
Creidigí, a dhaoine, dá ndíoltaí ar aonach        
Eisean is a bhuíon tar éis íoc gach éileamh,        
Dar colainn na naoimh ba dícheall mór dó        
Pota maith dí lena fhuíollach d'fhuascailt.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Jul 09 - 02:43 PM

While you're at it, you might consider amending a long list of other unfeeling and insensitive remarks you have made as well in the last 10 years or so, particularly those directed toward my friend Chongo. I'll PM you a list shortly. ;-) Be prepared for a very loooooooong download time when you click on it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Jul 09 - 02:16 PM

Oh, sir, a thousand apologies!! I must amend my unfeeling remarks at once, and beg you to accept the corrected version:

stubborn, autocratic, arbitrary and whimsical typographical idiosyncrasy flimsdily disguised as a foreign language.

Better?

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 25 Jul 09 - 02:15 PM

I propose that we cheer good Raparee along in his recoveree be adding pointless and superfluous "EE"s to our names. Until further notice, I shall be known as Bee-dubya-elleree.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Jul 09 - 02:06 PM

You are, as I have said several times before, facing the stubborn, autocratic, arbitrary and whimsical typographical idiosyncrasy of one of the standard dictionaries of the Irish language. I might also have used "Tory" "Highwayman" or, if it had not already be registered, "Raparree."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Jul 09 - 11:42 AM

The Cat has returned, it couldn't stay away. Howsomeever, the literate and charming amputeeoperee known as Raparee is still adamant in his refusal to use his proper name, and insists on using Rapayre, spelled similarly to "repair" which is what he hopes happened to his arm.

But you can bet he won't write any perfumed thank-you notes or leave any voice-mails saying "Hey, Doc!! Thanks for reepareeing my arm!!" It just don't stand to reason.

Lacking such rationale it is clear in the matter of his name we are facing stubborn, autocratic, arbitrary and whimsical typographical idiosyncrasy.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 25 Jul 09 - 11:40 AM

I hope your head cleared while MOM and all of the rest of Mudcat was away most of yesterday.


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