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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Janie 22 Jan 09 - 10:35 PM
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Rapparee 22 Jan 09 - 09:36 PM
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Amos 22 Jan 09 - 08:04 PM
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Acme 22 Jan 09 - 07:17 PM
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Rapparee 22 Jan 09 - 11:49 AM
Acme 22 Jan 09 - 11:46 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 22 Jan 09 - 10:35 PM

I haven't made it to the 1 second mark yet. (I did get a little above .7 seconds, once.) I share this here, among the sanctity and privacy of my family, knowing that strong family ties and loyality will ensure my shameful performance remains a secret from the rest of Mudcatdom.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Jan 09 - 10:17 PM

No sir; I am done with that frabjous distraction.



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jan 09 - 09:36 PM

Amos, you're not going to let LH whump your ass, are you?

0.089 seconds this time!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Jan 09 - 09:15 PM

I'll take your survival rate and raise it by 15 seconds!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jan 09 - 09:13 PM

By the way, I just survived for 0.1 seconds!

Maybe I don't play this the way others do....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jan 09 - 09:07 PM

C'mon, Amos. You can better that time. You know you can. Prove it. Do it for the Old Regiment/School/Home Town.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Jan 09 - 08:04 PM

Ok, ok, ok!!! I Got 10 seconds. Do NOT ask me to do this any more!!!!!



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Jan 09 - 07:48 PM

Sure sign of a wasted youth....



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 22 Jan 09 - 07:17 PM

I've been up to about 14 seconds, with a few tries.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jan 09 - 05:00 PM

3.082 seconds was my best time, but then I'm old and creaky and use a fast trackball.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Jan 09 - 04:36 PM

That is awful. I got up to 4.25 seconds and quit.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 22 Jan 09 - 04:28 PM

He's also stomping down on the lobbyists and the revolving door. Wasn't difficult to do, you just had to have the will. Dubya never did, never intended to.

Look what turned up on Max's remarks thread: a new game


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jan 09 - 03:29 PM

He went right to work, didn't he?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Jan 09 - 03:11 PM

I realize "not in that sense". I'm just saying...

He took the oath of office again. Good idea, because Roberts flubbed the order of the words at the official ceremony. I noticed it on the video and thought it was pretty odd.

He has also made a statement that the Guantanamo prison will be closed in a time frame of not more than one year from now. Good move.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Jan 09 - 03:02 PM

Not in that sense of the term, no.
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Jan 09 - 02:55 PM

Obama has a brown nose, doesn't he?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Jan 09 - 12:01 PM

I suppose having a brown nose is a good survival trait in cold weather....



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jan 09 - 11:49 AM

Not unless that juice comes in a bottle labeled "Mogan David 20/20" it wasnt't!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 22 Jan 09 - 11:46 AM

That wasn't cheap wine, that was an expensive bottle of pomegranate juice.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jan 09 - 09:07 AM

Oh, Mom! If it weren't for me you would have eventually fallen! No one cared enough (except me) to post for over twelve hours! I'm glad I found you, shivering in the cold in this dismal alley, all of your matches burnt trying to stay warm, you mittens thin and full of holes.

Let's go into this cheap (but warm and welcoming) dive and get you something to eat. It'll help with the hangover you're sure to get from that cheap wine you were drinking.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Jan 09 - 05:57 PM

It's about a 10 year old billionaire who lives with his grandfather, a talking duck, a pug dog, and a lizard.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Jan 09 - 01:34 PM

That is one hell of an odd comic strip. (?) I've never seen it before.

More impressive than Bill's "rug" was his corset, I assure you. He kind of expanded some as the series moved along.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Jan 09 - 12:59 PM

For LH...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Jan 09 - 12:29 PM

Aw, maaaan, we drive mellow!! We let each other into lanes, stop for pedestrians, and politely fall back for overtaking cars.

Well....except for LA. In LA we shoot each other on the freeway for having poodles.



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 21 Jan 09 - 11:13 AM

If you want to be mellow there don't plan on doing any driving.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Jan 09 - 10:43 AM

WEll, dood, if you can't be mellow in California, you'll never be mellow at all.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Jan 09 - 09:00 AM

Yeah, man. It's just like, you know, being on, like, Valium when you're in California, you know? When you cross the border into, like, California, they inject you with this, like, altering drug so you're like, mellow, you know?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Jan 09 - 08:52 AM

Deep denial is the first phase of a really good attitude adjustment. Not to worry--the uniformed professional officers of the California Attitude Boundary Patrol will handle it at the border station.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Jan 09 - 12:15 AM

Be assured, I would NOT bring the cold weather with me. God forbid. Heaven forfend.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Jan 09 - 07:59 PM

You would be so welcome. But I must say, I fear your arrival would bring cold weather down from the wicked Northland. Mind over matter, I suppose. You would have to do a voluntary deep attitude adjustment at the border.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Jan 09 - 05:50 PM

Great idea. I think it's time Amos had the full benefit of our friendship and company for a sustained period, and I could also stand to get out of this damned winter weather for a bit.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Jan 09 - 04:10 PM

Let's all go to Sandy Ago and kick ass!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Jan 09 - 03:13 PM

I have no fear of a bare Arctic floor, sir; my ass has been chapped so often these last eight years it is now firmly calloused and thermally insensitive, and impregnable too.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Jan 09 - 03:09 PM

Take away his pants and make him sit on a bare Arctic floor.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Jan 09 - 02:12 PM

That's a fascinating theory, Rapaire! I would love to be Shatner's illegitimate offspring. Better yet, his legitimate offspring, but alas, that is beyond reach. I feel that we are somehow connected by a soul link that goes far deeper than mere genetic inheritance...but genetic inheritance would nonetheless be the icing on the cake, wouldn't it?

Amos, your description of my spartan living space is generous and compassionate. You are truly a kind soul with the best of intentions. When next I hold one of my little soirees by candlelight, I shall be certain to invite you, and I'll even get an orange crate brought in specially for the occasion. A man of your merits should not be expected to sit on a bare attic floor, after all!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Jan 09 - 01:30 PM

You'd have to find them to prove that one, Rapaire!! LOL


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Jan 09 - 01:29 PM

DNA "fingerprinting" should end all doubt, as well as determine his relationship to Billy Shatner (I think that LH is really William Shatner's unacknowledged illegitimate son, the product of a night of passion under the tropic palms of Northern Ontario).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Jan 09 - 01:22 PM

Or blood-typing. I like the idea of sampling the blood.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Jan 09 - 12:30 PM

And you'll know it's in his hand because you can take the prints off the fingers, correct?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Jan 09 - 09:42 AM

Don't shake you ADD at me, sirrah -- look upthread:

From: Little Hawk - PM
Date: 19 Jan 09 - 06:02 PM

"When next I have a party, Amos, I shall be quite sure not to invite you. "

So when he next has three people over to his one-bedroom walkup apartment to have a beer and sit around on the orange crates and the slightly scuffed garage sale sofa, chewing on old Fritos, why, I expect to find a sheet of yellow lined paper in the mail with an invitation inscribed thereon in Little Hawk's inimitable hand.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Jan 09 - 08:55 AM

To a burial at sea?

Well, okay, the next time I hear of one.

Say, would a burial at river work? Ugly Ulysses croaked the other day and following his wishes he's going to sort of be buried in the Portneuf River. I say "sort of" because following his wishes he was bronzed and will be more erected than actually buried. The Legion is in charge of the ceremonies and the "feast" following and C-G Smyte-Withers herself will be there to ensure that a) the statue is erected with UU's head up so that he doesn't scare the fish and, b) blank ammunition is used by the firing part -- she doesn't want a repeat of the last time, about which the less said the better.

Let me know and I'll get you an invitation to the "feast" and a ticket to the ceremonies.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Jan 09 - 08:31 AM

Well, then, I expect a hand-written invitation.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Jan 09 - 10:49 PM

LOL!!!! Lard t'underin' Jaysus, dat's a good one, Rapaire!

Okay, Amos, I'll let you off this time.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Jan 09 - 09:39 PM

I really MUST share this wonderful story of Canadian familial loyalty:

Micheal and Jimmy had promised their uncle George, who had been a seafaring man all his life, to bury him at sea when he died. In due time, he did pass away and the boys planned to keep their promise.

They set off with Uncle George all stitched up in a burial bag and loaded into their rowboat. After a while Micheal says, 'Do yer tink dis is fer 'nuff out, Jimmy?'

Without a word Jimmy slips over the side only to find himself standing in water up to his knees. 'Dis'll never do, Micheal. Let's row out some more.'

After a bit more rowing Jimmy slips over the side again but the water is only upto his belly, so they row on. Again Micheal asks Jimmy, 'Do yer tink dis is fer 'nuff out Jimmy?'

Once again Jimmy slips over the side and almost immediately says, 'No dis'll never do.' The water was only up to his chest.

So on they row and row and row and finally Jimmy slips over the side and disappears. Quite a bit of time goes by and poor Micheal is really getting himself into a state when suddenly Jimmy breaks the surface gasping for breath.

'Well is it deep 'nuff yet, Jimmy?'

'Aye it 'tis bye, hand me da shovel.'


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 19 Jan 09 - 09:31 PM

Now that you have figgered it out, Rap, I'll expect some deferential treatment....certainly some respect.





















Ya hear me boy?!!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Jan 09 - 09:27 PM

Janie is Mom?!?!?!! Holy Moley, what a coup! Mom's identity is discovered! And you know what? I'll betcha that any time now Ol' Amos is gonna say that the Idaho Legion is a figment of MY imagination!

Boy, does HE have a surprise in store! Colonel-General Smyte-Withers will take the wind out of HIS sails! Ain't NOBODY says that HER Legion is figmental!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 19 Jan 09 - 09:18 PM

Yer welcome, dear Amos.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Jan 09 - 08:48 PM

27200, Mom!!!




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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 19 Jan 09 - 08:24 PM

....just to nudge it along....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Jan 09 - 07:10 PM

God is my witness, Little Hawk, you have me all wrong!! I am innocent!! I am no wet blanket, nor literal minded. I just feel, given our history here, that I am duty bound to come up with some quash, deflect, rejoin, poke, tickle, embarrass or counter to your seeping strokes of fantasy. It is my job in Mom's house; I am Mom's gadfly and puncturer, her dry-witted hat-pin, her epée de raison propre, if you will. Imagine, what would you think of me if I failed to rally and parry when you posted some silly piece of fantasmagoria? You'd think I had a fever or was off my feed, for certain!!


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