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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Oct 08 - 12:33 PM

http://www.pbs.org/moyers/journal/10242008/watch3.html

This was absolutely awesome, Still. Thanks.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 25 Oct 08 - 11:07 AM

Hey MOM, get up! I want you to watch this segment of Bill Moyer's Journal from last night. Stick with it--after the first few minutes he really gets to the point--music.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 25 Oct 08 - 12:16 AM

I notice that khandu was visiting Mudcat this evening. Posted on another thread. Do you suppose he'd come visit MOM, his creation?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Oct 08 - 10:00 PM

MOTHER RUSSIA, can you hear them toooooo?????? LOL! Lovely.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Oct 08 - 09:34 PM

Perhaps they are the freds the freds warned us about?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Oct 08 - 08:38 PM

A Song for Sarah---DA!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Oct 08 - 07:30 PM

Sorry for ignoring today, Mom. I hope you had a nice nap. I was doing what you have always told me was the best thing for anyone to do: I was counting money. Nickels, mostly. Hundreds of the ##@$@! things. There must be 50 pounds of nickels squirreled away here until Monday. $1,091.00, mostly in coins. See our website, www.marshallpl.org, if you want to know why.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Oct 08 - 01:56 PM

Lipstick on your underwear,
Told a tale on youuuuuu,
Lipstick on your underwear,
Told me we were through,
Go and find a Red state,
Leave me in the Blue,
'Cuz lipstick on your underwear
Told a tale on you!

The Four Voters Top Heap Records, Juneau, Alaska, 2002


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Oct 08 - 11:34 AM

And don't bring that moose with you, either. No, you can't keep it even if it follows you home and all the way into your bedroom.

The Bull Moose PArty was bad enough. We don't need a Lipstick Moose party.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Oct 08 - 09:02 AM

Ah, Mom. Down amidst the dregs again, down with that hussy Sarah Palin. Come on now, we'll get you a nice bath, some nice coffee, a bite to eat, and you can sleep it off.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 23 Oct 08 - 04:26 PM

We had a couple of those kinds of rules around our house also.

No jumping off of the roof of the neighbor's garage (after my brother broke his ankle)

No grinding up sulphur you find by the railroad tracks (for some reason my brothers decided to grind it up in the basement and the dust gave all of us sick headaches)

Don't bring home any animals you find in tide pools at the beach. (Those buckets got ripe really fast)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Oct 08 - 04:14 PM

THere's nothin' like an ex post facto mother around the house to help you learn the error of your ways.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Oct 08 - 01:13 PM

We recently dug my mother up and wrapped her body in copper wire. Then we put a big magnet over her grave and she now supplied electricity to a good chunk of West Central Illinois.

She had the Three Big Rules*:

1. Do not make explosives or pyrotechnics in the house.
2. Do not make tear or other war gases in the house.
3. If you are going to experiment with electricity, don't trip the breakers.


*Each was propogated ex post facto.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Oct 08 - 12:41 PM

Given the concept of reincarnation, a person could have a great many past graves to spin in by now...but why would they bother to when they were engaged in a whole new and young (again) life of their own?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Oct 08 - 11:19 AM

Hell, she'll be spinning overtime in her grave jsut thinking about it.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 23 Oct 08 - 10:18 AM

I bet you kept your Mom busy when you were a kid.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Oct 08 - 09:25 AM

Lowe's is across the road and about three or four blocks away. So there!

Sportsman's Warehouse is only half as far and sells guns, bows, crossbows, knives, arrows, ammunition, gunpowder, broadhead arrows and all sorts of other neat-o stuff ready-made. Why waste spuds when you can use double ought buckshot or shoot a flaming arrow across the golf course at night? Or rub gunpowder into about a hundred feet of cotton string, loop it from tree to tree, and then ignite it? Or...nevermind. Think up your own ways to baffle, amaze, and annoy your neighbors.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 23 Oct 08 - 01:33 AM

Or next door at Lowes Home Improvement, picking out pvc pipe for his next spud cannon.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 23 Oct 08 - 12:45 AM

He was probably playing on the riding lawnmowers during the ceremony. Or looking at some other piece of heavy machinery to crank up the moment the talking was finished.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 22 Oct 08 - 11:35 PM

And you were seated with the hoi-polloi or the riffraff? I can't quite puzzle that one out....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Oct 08 - 10:28 PM

I just came from the VIP open house at our new Costco store (opens tomorrow). All of the hoi-polloi and riffraff were there: city councilfolk, state legislators, and other banditti. I shall avoid that place for the few weeks.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 22 Oct 08 - 08:41 PM

And I didn't mean "that that that." In case you were going to get cute, whoever you are. :)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 22 Oct 08 - 05:29 PM

Say that out loud three times fast.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Oct 08 - 05:11 PM

I've gotta see if I can teach a parrot to say that...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Oct 08 - 05:09 PM

I have to say this is one statement I would never have thought I was going to find in an article headline.


Premature parameterization is the square root of all evil



But, after you think about it for a while, it makes a lot of sense....




A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Oct 08 - 09:48 AM

No worries--they also never make any forward moves.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Oct 08 - 08:40 AM

Young lady was telling her daddy about the previous night's dance:

"And Daddy, Bobby Benson gave me a ride home! He's a great horseman, 'most as good as you are! Why, I would have fallen off if I hadn't had a firm grip on the saddle horn!"

"I wouldn't go spreading that story around, girl. Everybody knows Bobby rides a McClellan saddle*."
























For those who might not know, a McClellan saddle doesn't HAVE a saddle horn.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 22 Oct 08 - 08:39 AM

Checking in early, MOM. No time to read, gotta work all day.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Oct 08 - 11:45 PM

How about on horseback? That would make for an exciting scene, specially if the horse was at full gallop while they were...engaged.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 21 Oct 08 - 10:45 PM

I remember finding a X-rated western behind the counter at the KOA campground I worked at on occasion (it was across the highway from the cave and hotel where I was employed to lead cave tours--they were owned by the same people). Quite an eye-opener. I looked for a reminder of the series name, but I can't find it. They're slim paperback volumes, usually about cowboys, they're X-rated as far as content and it is a series you see in the used bookstores. You could pretty well finish the book in an afternoon on a quiet day. (No wonder the guys didn't mind having to work over at the campground if there were more of these around.)

Perhaps one of you fellows recalls the publisher or series name. They were a male version of bodice rippers with comely lasses up to sporting with the guys out on the range. Or in the crew house. Or wherever.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Oct 08 - 07:42 PM

Hell, just send Chinga down there to bat her extraordinarily long, and all natural, eyelashes at the boys in Permits. They'll see the light after one night.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Oct 08 - 07:27 PM

I've put a word in at City Hall for him.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Oct 08 - 05:45 PM

The 40mm Bofors is one hell of a good AA and general purpose anti-personnel gun. It even works well on knocking out many types of armoured vehicles, other than the really heavy tanks, and it's death on softskin vehicles. Chongo has been wanting to mount one on the roof of his building for years to deal with those "special situations", but the city of Chicago has steadfastly refused to issue him a permit.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Oct 08 - 05:38 PM

Wasn't it originally called "The Hardon Boys", but then they decided on a change of title?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 21 Oct 08 - 04:24 PM

Wasn't that shelved with Tom Swift and the Lithium Powered Vagina and also "Tom Swift and the Incredible Pheremone Aftershave'


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Oct 08 - 04:14 PM

Right next to The Hardy Boys and the Mystery of the Lost Virtue... :D


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Oct 08 - 02:47 PM

There was also "Nancy Drew and the Secret of the Whip", "Nancy Drew and the Mystery of the Velvet Rack" and "Nancy Drew: Dominatrix" (the last was another adventure with the Hardy Boys).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 21 Oct 08 - 01:06 PM

No, but then, that was one of the books the librarian kept BEHIND the counter at the circulation desk. It was on reserve status for two hours at a time, not to leave the building, and you had to know it was there because it wasn't officially in the catalog.

At least, that's what I heard.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Oct 08 - 11:55 AM

Speaking of Nancy Drew books, has anyone read "Nancy Drew and The Hardy Boys: The Secret Of Why Nancy Left School"?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Oct 08 - 10:09 AM

See, you were probably reading Wuthering Heights when I was learning about Bofors reading books about WW II convoys in the North Atlantic.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 21 Oct 08 - 09:57 AM

Never heard of it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Oct 08 - 09:31 AM

Well, try this one. Hell, I thought everyone knew what a Bofors was.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Oct 08 - 09:21 AM

Well, blame Amos. It's his damned gun. I was only using it as an illustration. Here's a picture of the Legion's Fourth of July celebration last summer, taken on the banks of the Mighty Portneuf River.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 21 Oct 08 - 09:18 AM

Good Morning, MOM! Hope the guys didn't keep you up too late last night with all the guns and ammo and exploding statues.

A bit of Irish Breakfast blend?

And a fresh cranberry walnut scone?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Oct 08 - 12:01 AM

It's out of ammo, and it won't load.


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From: Acme
Date: 20 Oct 08 - 11:57 PM

Google      
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Oct 08 - 11:18 PM

Worked for me, but I stopped carrying the shells concealed because all the girls thought I was doing it for them.



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Oct 08 - 10:01 PM

Works for me....


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From: Acme
Date: 20 Oct 08 - 09:58 PM

Whatever guns were in that photo must have blown the web server to smithereens because that page won't load. That dog won't hunt. That gun won't fire. Whatever.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Oct 08 - 09:29 PM

Who knows what flavors freds find fine?

The boys of the Odd Brigade have brought out the shells for the
Bofors gun*. Now they are trying to find the fuZes for them, which they constantly confuse with fuSes and fusees and...well, it's business as usual. Besides, the shells are inert.


















*The 40mm guns shown are found in Amos' back yard. He keeps them ready in case the Canadian Defence Forces ever invade (or look like they think they might perhaps invade) San Diego. I think he has a permit to carry them concealed if he wishes to do so.


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