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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Little Hawk 19 Oct 08 - 06:28 PM
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Amos 19 Oct 08 - 11:51 AM
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GUEST,Guest from Sanity 19 Oct 08 - 02:44 AM
Rapparee 18 Oct 08 - 09:39 PM
Amos 18 Oct 08 - 08:19 PM
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GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River 18 Oct 08 - 09:48 AM
Amos 18 Oct 08 - 09:22 AM
Rapparee 18 Oct 08 - 08:16 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Oct 08 - 06:28 PM

Don't let the....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 19 Oct 08 - 05:12 PM

You give us too much credit.

I'll remind you of Mom's motto: Illegitimi non carborundum


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Oct 08 - 04:06 PM

"not everyone has the stamina and the mental acuity to navigate the MOAB"

Ha! Oh, you're being very kind when you say that. The fact is that there are only about 4 or 5 people left in the entire world who have ummm...(cough! cough!)...that much "stamina" and "mental acuity". This means that I am in the presence of incredible savants on the occasions when I drop in here, people whose shoes I am barely fit to shine, as it were, people on the level of Einstein, Gandhi, Jesus, and Steven Hawking, I would presume. Christ! What a privilege it is to post here.

So, how does it feel to be among those Chosen Few?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 19 Oct 08 - 03:06 PM

It's the math.

Blogs may = BS but that doesn't prove that MOAB = blogs.

It's the quality that you need to factor in. Everyone can run a blog if they want but not everyone has the stamina and the mental acuity to navigate the MOAB.

Especially those who discharge verbal effuent into the rest of Mudcat-ville.

If you get my drift.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Oct 08 - 02:22 PM

Says who?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 19 Oct 08 - 12:47 PM

MOM, you can let the dogs back up on the porch again. They still have a hint of skunk on their muzzles, but it is out-weighed by the fact that they're so happy to see everyone that their innate sweetness works to cancel out the smell.

BTW: This ain't no steenkin' blog!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Oct 08 - 11:51 AM

Pishtush!
PShaw!
Codswallop!!
Haberdash!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Oct 08 - 11:24 AM

Well, Gfs, this isn't a blog. And it happened in 1998, so it's not very recent.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 19 Oct 08 - 02:44 AM

From: Rapaire
Date: 18 Oct 08 - 05:00 PM

One time when we were up in Alaska a guy drove a motorcycle through a moose. When we left he was on his seventh brain operation. Never did learn more, of course.

..Then posted on this blog......!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Oct 08 - 09:39 PM

No, the moose was pretty much cut in half by the windshield and fairings. Dude was going something like 70 mph on the road outside Glenallen.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Oct 08 - 08:19 PM

ANd the moose walked away,....



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Oct 08 - 05:00 PM

One time when we were up in Alaska a guy drove a motorcycle through a moose. When we left he was on his seventh brain operation. Never did learn more, of course.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 18 Oct 08 - 10:42 AM

Non, non, Shane! (Practicing my Français)

It was all a mistake on the poor Moose's part. He heard that if McCain is elected there will be administration jobs for yahoos like Ed Meese. He assumed Meese meant more than one moose and came down to apply for a job.

Moose aren't well known for their critical reading skills.

(Horrible kind of accident--must have totally blindsided those women in the car)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 18 Oct 08 - 09:48 AM

There is NO flippin' way to stop the mooose if they all gets goin', eh? Any Canadian knows that. Youse flippin' goofs in the US of A are all in deep shit now. If the flippin' beavers get ajutated too it will be even way worse. You should of never let that Liberrian chick to get out of Alaska. You are all flipped!

- Shane


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Oct 08 - 09:22 AM

Is a poll moose ilk to a post-turtle? Will we see a lot of post-election poll-mooses?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Oct 08 - 08:16 AM

Yes, the news is saying that moose are gathering throughout the country and will descend on the polls on November 4. They will "Gore" anyone who votes for the GOP. There are special suicide squads of moose which will fill police and fish & wildlife vehicles full of "nuggets" so that they can't respond -- the preparation consists of eating HUGE amounts of food and then eating a lot of laxative plants (like senna).

There seems to be no way to stop them, either.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Oct 08 - 12:10 AM

It's a sign for sure--Sarah is the Anti-CHrist!! How else do you explain it!!!?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 17 Oct 08 - 10:16 PM

Revenge!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Oct 08 - 09:55 PM

Well, we had a most different accident around here today. Seems like one woman was badly hurt and another killed when their car hit a moose.

A full-grown, adult moose.

On the Interstate. I-15, about 40 miles south of here.

I've seen dead deer, dead coyotes, dead foxes, and a dead porcupine along the Interstate, but this is a first. What's so damned worrisome about this is that the moose had to have been crossing a sagebrush desert. Moose don't hang out in deserts; they eat aquatic plants.

I'm sorry for the women and even for the moose (which didn't survive to be questioned), but I blame W for this.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Oct 08 - 04:38 PM

LOL! Well, that would really be something, wouldn't it?

Rapaire, I am beginning to wonder if you are lucid enough to take over the reigns of power if something should happen to Chongo...not that anything will...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Oct 08 - 04:36 PM

LH, if you mean what I think you mean, I have to withdraw and VP candidate. There is no way the US is ready for a President who's living with a Canadian -- you and I may have no problem with interspecies affairs, but I don't think the majority of Americans OR Canadians are ready for you and Chongo living together in the White House.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Oct 08 - 04:28 PM

Amos will feel differently about this when I am firmly ensconced in the White House beside the one I love, and he is still wallowing in his wretched hovel in California.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Oct 08 - 04:01 PM

That's true, Stilly. I meant to say "defaults."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 17 Oct 08 - 03:59 PM

It is my understanding that if one delopes then one's second is off the hook. The shot has been fired, and it is up to the other party to fire away from you or be a cad and take you out.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Oct 08 - 03:51 PM

LH, if you continue after Amos has graciously forgiven then YOU are in violation of the Code and liable to be posted as a poltroon. And as you well know, another term for "Second" is "Friends", as in "Suh, mah friends will call upon you."

There term "Second" is used because that is the person who would have to pursue the duel if the First (one of the Principals) were to delope or fail to show up without a reasonable excuse. Of course, in the latter case that person would most likely be posted as a coward by the other party and his Second.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Oct 08 - 03:42 PM

Sarah has no reason to even put me in her sights, sir; but as i said, when she finds out how you have started klusting after you she is likely to pick up her .280 Rutgers "Lorena Bobbitt" Ranger sniper model and take your equipment out.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Oct 08 - 03:29 PM

He won't have a second when Sarah gets him in her sights...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 17 Oct 08 - 03:27 PM

Amos; surely Her Majesty would post on "OurFaceBook"?

Hey LH! If Amos doesn't have a second can he have a minute?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Oct 08 - 02:07 PM

LH:

A brilliant piece of rationalized thought, if ever there was one. I think you may have some misunderstanding about how such things work. The second does not have to be a duplicate in any particular attribute.

But, as I said earlier, having accepted your much appreciated apology, it is all moot, and water under the bridge, and a mess of concatenated bygones.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Oct 08 - 01:55 PM

Rapaire, you said: "Your Second would handle the matters of date, time, place, and whatever other matters need to be discussed with his Second."

That would be possible if Amos had a Second, but he doesn't and he can't. God broke the mould after he made Amos, and there will never be a Second for Amos. Never. Such mistakes can only occur once in any single Grand Cycle of the Universe.

Since Amos is therefore incapable of providing or procuring a Second, he is the one who is in violation of the Code, by default, mind you, but he's still in violation.

I'm thinking of getting Sarah Palin to be my Second. Hell, she could even by my First, come to think of it. ;-) That gal can aim a gun.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 17 Oct 08 - 01:49 PM

It's difficult to get a look at Google pages outside of the U.S. It took a little while to get there, (even after typing in uk.co on the end) and there is nothing up now. Darn.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Oct 08 - 01:14 PM

No...sitting on her throne, sending emails and posting to HRFacebook.

;>)


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Oct 08 - 12:11 PM

An old lady sitting on the throne cackling to herself?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Oct 08 - 11:58 AM

Damn, the queen of England posted her first you tube before I did.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Oct 08 - 10:46 AM

LONDON (AP) -- She sent her first e-mail in 1976. She has her own Web site. And on Thursday, Queen Elizabeth II uploaded video to YouTube during a visit to Google's British headquarters.

The company celebrated the queen's visit by creating a special version of its google.co.uk home page, which featured a silhouette of her head as the second ''G'' and a regal crown atop the ''E'' in their logo.

During the visit, the queen and her husband, Prince Philip, saw a demonstration of the company's technology and met schoolchildren who won a competition to design their own Google ''doodles'' -- what the Mountain View, California-based company calls special editions of their blue, green, red and yellow logo.

The royal couple met users of the Google-owned YouTube video Web site, including Peter Oakley, an 81-year-old known as ''Geriatric1927.'' Oakley's videos on the site earned him a nomination for a YouTube award in 2006.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Oct 08 - 10:14 AM

Ah, LH, I accept your apology--I know your heart is good, and you were misled into your brief tantrum of anger. No hard feelings. Thanks for handling it in such a manly manner.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 17 Oct 08 - 09:57 AM

LH duels to a different drummer.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Oct 08 - 09:00 AM

You can't do that.

Sorry.

You can slap his face alright, but then you must turn and leave. Your Second would handle the matters of date, time, place, and whatever other matters need to be discussed with his Second. If you fight by the US Code Duello the choice of weapons lies with the challenged, not the challenger; in the European (including the Irish) the challenger has the choice (usually, but not alway, and don't count on the Irish as an example).

All of this would be done only after the challenged sends a note (24 hours after the event) asking for either an apology or explanation. Every chance is taken to prevent a duel "in hot blood," since that would be murder.

The last time I duelled Amos we used pistols: I fired him and he at me. Since only one fire had been agreed upon we then shook hands (difficult, as I was in Pocatello and he was in San Diego) and parted friends until the next time.

Please, act like a gentleman. I suggest that you study some of the Canadian duels for a start.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Oct 08 - 12:04 AM

You are such a slimeball, Amos. One day I will come out to California just so I can slap you across the face with my patent leather glove and watch you cringe and grovel in terror as I propose sabers...or pistols...at dawn.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Oct 08 - 11:49 PM

The dramatization of souls known as "Imaginary Playmates" has been taken to a new high by LH, who is now publicly committed to pursuing a woman who would shoot his nuts off if he so much as smiled at her. Fortunately he can manage the deal by proxy, since he has a perfectly workable imaginary Sarah to talk to and I believe Spaw is getting him a custom-made blow-up doll all the way from Wasila Plastics Productions, just for those tenderer moments.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 16 Oct 08 - 10:50 PM

so much depends
upon

a red wheel
barrow

beside the white
chickens ducks.



Hmmmm. I don't think so. Just doesn't work.

Say, I just torqued up Little Hawk's new Hillary thread a little. Let's see if he can really throw aside his past beloved women for the "impudent but promising wine picked before it's time," according to Maureen Dowd. (She also said Ms. Sarah could be an embarrassment who should fade away). But I threw Winona back in his face.

Big time.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Oct 08 - 10:33 PM

Amos, you compared the plight of the spider in "Itsy-bitsy spider" to that of Sisyphus and did a damned fine job of working in Camus' philosophy and differentiating it from that of Sartre, which you compared to "Little White Duck."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Oct 08 - 02:09 PM

Well, sure, Rapaire, I must have said those things if you say so. So, here, to make it up to you, here's a glass of warm milk and a blue blankie, and a nice safe place to take a nap.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 16 Oct 08 - 02:01 PM

Don't go knocking "Little White Duck", now. That song is a treasured classic.

Itsy bistsy spider sold out to the establishment though when Hasbro included it in one of their playschools.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Oct 08 - 01:48 PM

But you told me it was! You said, "You know, 'Itsy-bitsy Spider' and 'Little White Duck' are my all-time favorite songs. I really thing they express all the emotion music is capable of."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Oct 08 - 01:43 PM

Well, it's not, but, hey, you are the Ultimate Narcissist, so I guess you can make any thing real.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Oct 08 - 01:12 PM

Thank you. And I won't hold it against you that your favorite song is "Itsy-bitsy Spider".


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Oct 08 - 10:16 AM

Well, after all...those cops were both burly AND manly. And they were so white...pale, like the belly of a trout glistening in the moonlight. It's downright irresistible, I am sure. I am not going to hold this against Rapaire. Ever.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 16 Oct 08 - 09:48 AM

Rumour has it Rapaire enjoyed the whole incident so much he plans on singing that song on street corners all over Pocatello on a regular basis.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Oct 08 - 09:13 AM

Yeah, like I was singing it the other day and got arrested. Cops thought it was some sort of "cop killah" rap song and they ran me in for it. A bunch of 'em beat me senseless, Tasered me, kicked my prostrate body, stomped on me, and sprayed me with pepper spray all over. As they threw me out the door one of them said, "Sing that again and we'll give you another lickin', punk-o!"


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