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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Rapparee 16 Jun 08 - 11:00 PM
Acme 16 Jun 08 - 07:57 PM
Little Hawk 16 Jun 08 - 06:38 PM
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GUEST,Giant Squid 16 Jun 08 - 03:42 PM
Little Hawk 16 Jun 08 - 03:20 PM
Amos 16 Jun 08 - 02:54 PM
Little Hawk 16 Jun 08 - 12:03 PM
Amos 16 Jun 08 - 11:59 AM
Little Hawk 16 Jun 08 - 11:33 AM
Amos 16 Jun 08 - 11:02 AM
Rapparee 16 Jun 08 - 08:38 AM
Acme 16 Jun 08 - 12:48 AM
Rapparee 15 Jun 08 - 10:20 PM
Amos 15 Jun 08 - 09:12 PM
Acme 15 Jun 08 - 11:35 AM
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Rapparee 15 Jun 08 - 11:25 AM
Little Hawk 14 Jun 08 - 04:01 PM
Rapparee 14 Jun 08 - 01:57 PM
Amos 14 Jun 08 - 11:55 AM
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Acme 14 Jun 08 - 10:50 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Jun 08 - 11:00 PM

Well, Mom, fencing is over for the season. I won't be going to Nationals or the Olympics, so I have wiped the blood off of my blades and put them away until September next. I'll practice as I can over the Summer, and otherwise relive my combats in my memories -- the screams of the wounded, the whimpers of the dying, the great gushing gouts of gore...ah, all put away until the Fall.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 16 Jun 08 - 07:57 PM

That is the most animated little dog photo--what a cutie! No wonder they taste good!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Jun 08 - 06:38 PM

That one in the snow is incredibly cute! What a great picture.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Jun 08 - 04:16 PM

There ARE dachshunds in Canada. Now go get 'em! And when you have, the Stars & Stripes will proudly fly over Canada just as it does over American Samoa, Guam, and parts of the Marshall Islands.

Here's one well chilled, but others are pretty tough.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Giant Squid
Date: 16 Jun 08 - 03:42 PM

slip. . . . squish. . . splat

Sits himself down at the keyboard


Those pugs were okay, but I still prefer dachshunds.

The Giant Squid


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Jun 08 - 03:20 PM

That's true. Pretty women are pretty commanding creatures, that's for sure.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Jun 08 - 02:54 PM

Numbnjess can be the symptom of serious dysfunctional syndromes, LH. When a pretty woman pulls your chain, you better notice!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Jun 08 - 12:03 PM

I am thoroughly puzzled by Stilly's remarks. I think maybe it was her pit bull's chain that she was pulling instead. I have not noticed any sharp, tugging sensations at this end.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Jun 08 - 11:59 AM

One thing I think is REALLY rude, LH, is when your chain has been yanked and you pretend not to notice...



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Jun 08 - 11:33 AM

Huh? What? (looking around in a confused way)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Jun 08 - 11:02 AM

Maybe he should come out of the water closet?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Jun 08 - 08:38 AM

I've noticed that he's been looking flushed.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 16 Jun 08 - 12:48 AM

HeHeHe

Been yanking LH's chain.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jun 08 - 10:20 PM

I cut the lawn and put out some needed topsoil and grass seed. Pat and I went for a ride for about an hour, all she can take right now.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Jun 08 - 09:12 PM

We had a lovely father's day ion LA on a benign sunny morning, strolling under the trees in Brentwood. Four grandparents, my son and his wife and their almost-2-year old boy. Awesome--father's day wishes flying every which way.

L'CHaim!



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 15 Jun 08 - 11:35 AM

oops - Dads, no apostrophe


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 15 Jun 08 - 11:34 AM

Kind of tearful beginning to the day--watched Meet the Press one more time. I often miss it, there are competing Sunday morning programs vying for my attention, but this was an important passage.

Back to the regular BS, all you Dad's and/or Father's of your domains.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jun 08 - 11:25 AM

Happy Fathers' Day, all you "Mothers".


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Jun 08 - 04:01 PM

That would be a song to dismember...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Jun 08 - 01:57 PM

The Ballad of "Shane" McBride?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Jun 08 - 11:55 AM

I am leaving for the day. Please forward all my threads to Los ANgeles, where my Daughter-in-Law is celebrating her 35th.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Jun 08 - 11:24 AM

Well...I dunno...it's a lot of work to transport a whole horse-race 1000 posts into the future. Maybe some other epic will have to do; it's probably easier to build from scratch in the 24-25K approach region.

Suggestions for Epic Themes welcome.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 14 Jun 08 - 10:50 AM

This is small potatoes, Amos. He'll sleep it off for hundreds of posts, and meanwhile, you need to keep your eye on the far more substantial 25K.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Jun 08 - 12:07 AM

Geeze, you guys. There goes the old Horse Race. It was gonna be such a dramatic ending too. Sigh. My fault. I shoulda known to keep an eye on things this close to the big 24 of K.
People have been known to kill where 24K is involved, you know...

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 13 Jun 08 - 11:04 PM

FLIP, man! I just, like, read your last post. Geez, don't take me so serious, eh? I was just makin' a little humer that's all. Don't take me off the list, Rapaire, cos you are totally cool, man, and I would never flippin' say you ain't. No sir! In fact, I am the best flippin' frined you probally got in all of Blind River and even in the whole flippin' province of Ontario, eh? I am. I tell people alls the time aobut what a cool guy you are. You ROCK, man!

Please don't take me off the list. This is yer friend here talkin'.

- Shane (your friend)(and true to the flippin' end!)

p.s. You ROCK, man! I hadda say it one more time.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 13 Jun 08 - 11:00 PM

See...I would not of tried to flippin' snag the flippin' 24000th post, eh? Ya know why? Becoz I am not that kidn who would, like, SHOW OFF that way and be a flippin' showboat, eh? Not like you, man. Boy am I glad we are not realated coz if we was I would have to, like, pretend I didn't know you when other people came around. It would be a flippin' emmbarissment! I would have to wear my other hat that says: "I am not with that guy. ---->"

- Shane


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jun 08 - 10:55 PM

Gee, "Shane," I started the Help The Hosers Foundation and you call me a "sleez." I'm going to strike you from the rolls of those who are about to be helped with beer and money -- and your name is right near the top, too.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 13 Jun 08 - 10:45 PM

You are such a flippin' sleeze, man.

- Shane


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jun 08 - 10:29 PM

No, I've decided not to.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jun 08 - 10:29 PM

Mom, I think that I'll be caring and generous again and let someone else grab 24,000.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jun 08 - 10:24 PM

I'm going to pick up some heritage tomatoes tomorrow, I think. Black Klim or maybe Brandywine, Big Boys or Better Boys if I must. Grow yer own, I say!

Pat's on solid food! The Cipro is kicking UTI butt! She's very weak and has no stamina, but she's getting around! Yay hurray!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Jun 08 - 09:10 PM

Omigod! What an obscene picture!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 13 Jun 08 - 08:34 PM

MMario, will you swing over to Virginia to see Bobert as well?

Rapaire and Amos, you need to exercise your jaws here.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Jun 08 - 07:59 PM

If we were in earshot, the air would be littered with profanities mosst redolent of Kendall's Adventures in Plumbing Land.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Jun 08 - 07:10 PM

Yes, but just think if we were in earshot....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Jun 08 - 07:06 PM

Ah, Rapaire, despite your expensive education, the subtleties sometimes escape your hairline, which is understandable in view of its relative motion. Anyway, the fact is you have hardly ever seen me use my jaw--most of my drivel and rhetoric and such has been by virtue of my fingertips.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jun 08 - 06:29 PM

Has he also had problems with his hearing and his balance? As in "...and this is the point of balance/Which in our case we have not got"?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Jun 08 - 06:16 PM

Amos has had recurrent problems with his jaw for years, Rapaire. It's not from brawling, though. It's from overuse. ;-D


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 13 Jun 08 - 04:27 PM

Hi MOM! I'm goin' to Wes'Ginny for a few days. No news is good news - see you when I get back!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jun 08 - 04:25 PM

From your comment I take it that your hearing was also affected by that whack upside the head. Perhaps also your balance: "Turning and turning in widening gyre...."

I was an English Literature major and I know how to interpret things.

I sincerely hope that you are soon well, and if there is anything legal and ethical I can do please let me know.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Jun 08 - 04:07 PM

Sigh. The falcon cannot hear the falconer, good Rapaire...



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jun 08 - 04:04 PM

It's okay, Amos. I cracked the code.

The first capitalized letters are: JUWTHIALANWBCWDBR.

So your encoded message, when "de-anagramed", is one of these:

Bawd Jaw Burl Winch
Bawd Jaw Blur Winch
Brawl Jaw Chub Wind
Brawl Jaw Dub Winch
Brawl Jaw Bud Winch
Bawl Jaw Drub Winch
Brawn Jaw Chub Wild
Drawl Jaw Bub Winch
Draw Jaw Bulb Winch
Ward Jaw Bulb Winch
Wad Jaw Blurb Winch

Obviously you are having problems with your jaw -- perhaps TMJ disease? -- as well as having a "thing" for a winches. If you are thinking of using a winch to cure your jaw problem I can only recommend that you don't do it. Because the word "Brawl" appears in the first position most frequently I suspect that you hurt your jaw in a brawl, perhaps by being hit with a beer ("Bud") bottle in a thorough "Drub[bing]."

In any case I hope you get well soon.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Jun 08 - 03:13 PM

I really should apologize for the quality of that last post. So sari.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Jun 08 - 01:05 PM

JUst 23 nine and 84,
With sixteen to the K
THe goal we've sought lo all these months
Is now not far away.
ALthough the fire has banked low
ANd the steam is not as high
We still should see that mighty K
Before Monday's sun is nigh.
Come then, you BS-bravos all,
Who minds and nations sway!
Draw out your pens, and once again,
BRing us unto the next of K.

Brown Littlejohn Leaving
Pondering the Ineluctable
Garth, Off, and Rattlebrowed
Hartford, 2002


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jun 08 - 09:04 AM

That was the general idea. To make sure the politicians were hung well.

As the poet wrote, "...We've hands and heart and hemp enough to hang the whole damned clan."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 13 Jun 08 - 01:08 AM

This woman left her clams and arrived in Idaho to deliver some rope, but I think she intends to round up the politicians for something other than hanging. . . said something about making sure they were well hung. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Jun 08 - 07:42 PM

Somebody send those guys some rope, eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jun 08 - 06:58 PM

We were going to do clams here in Pocatello, but clams aren't exactly interesting and there aren't many around here. In fact, there are very few clams in all of Idaho. Then someone suggested politicians, but we decided we didn't have enough rope.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jun 08 - 06:13 PM

Why not? Cincinnati did pigs and Cody, WY did buffalo.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Jun 08 - 04:45 PM

And here's ART! from contented COWS!


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