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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Amos 07 Jan 08 - 11:29 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Jan 08 - 11:29 PM

There's only one explanation for all this drivel.

You guys are nuts.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Jan 08 - 11:04 PM

Woe behide tea which is not prepared.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jan 08 - 09:00 PM

"Woe betide the whore isn't prepared" -- a sign in a now-defunct "house" here in Pocatello.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Jan 08 - 08:16 PM

Every day brings something new and different. Woe betide he who is not prepared.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,McGee
Date: 07 Jan 08 - 08:00 PM

I have a sad story to tell you
It may hurt your feelings a bit
Last night when I walked into my bathroom
I stepped in a pile of ...

Shaving cream, be nice and clean.
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen.

Our baby fell out of the window
You'd think that her head would be split
But good luck was with her that morning
She fell in a barrel of ...

Shaving cream, be nice and clean.
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen.

sorry, couldn't resist...........


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Jan 08 - 08:00 PM

Wow--this is a whole new tide of BS!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 Jan 08 - 07:38 PM

No, I think they would have been well-matched, as opposites go. :)

I could have said Arnold Swartzenegger and Maria Scriver, except they already pulled that one off. Boggles the mind. Kind of like William F. Buckley and Arianna Huffington.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jan 08 - 06:52 PM

Hugh Hefner and Mother Theresa.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 Jan 08 - 06:25 PM

MOM has one of those!

Anna Nicole Smith and J. Howard Marshall II

oh, wait, that one happened


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jan 08 - 05:38 PM

Jiggs and Maggie?
Popeye and Bluto?
Olive Oyl and the Pappy?
Gonzo and Lindsay Lohan?
Rush Limbaugh and anybody?

You know that if you cross a poodle and cocker spaniel you get a cockapoo. Know what you get if you cross a bulldog and shih tzu?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Jan 08 - 05:20 PM

Amos 'n Andy?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jan 08 - 04:58 PM

Hilary Rodham and William Clinton?
Paris Hilton and Little Hawk?
Rapaire and Good Health?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Jan 08 - 01:58 PM

He's already done worse than that...



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Jan 08 - 12:23 PM

Bill Clinton and Lindsay Lohan?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Jan 08 - 11:22 AM

Your version is much more reasonable and factual, Rapaire; probably more useful, too.

I still like mine better, though.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jan 08 - 11:11 AM

You'd best tell him that there's a considerable difference between TV/movie/theatrical fencing and historical/classical/sport fencing.

Historical fencing is an attempt to recreate, from surviving documents and books, how swordfighting was done when it was necessary for survival. This ranges from the Celtic to about the 18th Century and if you include sword duels, right up to today in some places.

Classical fencing is the way fencing was done until about twenty years ago. You learned parry, riposte, lunge, fleche, and the techniques that were developed by historical fencers and the idea was the protect yourself while scoring a point on your opponent. Classical fencing is still big in Europe and among a lot of the US fencers.

Sport fencing, as far as I can tell, is extending your weapon and fleching -- running at your opponent. The idea of protecting yourself because the weapon could, if real, hurt you has pretty much gone by the wayside.

Theatrical fencing is what's used on stage. It is usually done under the supervision of a Master Of Arms and is very carefully blocked and choreographed since the weapons are usually not bated.

Here's a link to the DC Fencing Club.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Jan 08 - 10:57 AM

As a rule, fencing with clubs went out sometime soon after the Ice Age ended.

Modern fencing is done with epees and yippees and hooplas, although some sub-cults prefer more ancient traditions of combat such as mental beams, smile-gleams, and rapid blinking.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 07 Jan 08 - 10:31 AM

My 11 yr old son loves to play fence. He actually spends 2 hours a day at it while playing Star Wars music.

Are there certain fencing clubs one should avoid/seek.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jan 08 - 10:03 AM

Michael O'Donohogue, who is named on the PZ comic cover, went on to write for the "National Lampoon" and later, I think, for "Saturday Night Live." Frank Springer is/was also fairly well known in the comics world, but I can't put my finger on it right now. Wally Wood, a truly great comics illustrator, drew the "Disneyland Orgy" for "The Realist" in 1967.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Jan 08 - 11:59 PM

Third time is the charm.

Ever since someone mentioned that Shatner/Spears get together, I can't get that kind of misalignment of humans out of my mind. How does one come up with similarly disturbing suggestions? Can we figure out a virtual dart-board, a way to pull together similarly mismatched (but visually rich, if rather nauseating) couples? And it doesn't need to be just airheads.

I was going to try for an example, but instead I just embarrassed myself--I thought "I can put in the name 'Sophia' and of course Ms. Loren will turn up." Alas, in this day and age, it's mostly porn, and that screen is what was up in my Google image search when my 15-year-old son walked into the room. And the damned browser window wouldn't go away, it had to query if I wanted to close all tabs. YES!! Just Close! Geezzz, Louise, too late. Oy.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Jan 08 - 11:36 PM

Idiotic stuff. I tell you, if Shane McBride had the talent to write and illustrate comics, he would have been perfect for doing "Phoebe Zeitgeist" episodes. You just have to be forever stuck at the mental age of a 14-year-old boy with a somewhat dirty mind and have a bit of graphic art talent at the same time.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 06 Jan 08 - 11:18 PM

Bleh


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Jan 08 - 11:15 PM

Like a 1959 poster child for Onanists...



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Jan 08 - 11:08 PM

Nothing is ever original, is it?

King Kong, recycled.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Jan 08 - 11:05 PM

You guys make me smile.

Okay. The previous discussion (which one, you ask? Just click here to find out) begs the question: What does this babe look like?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Jan 08 - 10:50 PM

But for a price LH will not mention Rapaire's involvement with Ms. Zeitgeist while Rapaire is on campaign.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Jan 08 - 10:46 PM

Shit usually lands fairly softly, but it depends, of course, on how far it has to fall first!

I too remember Phoebe Zeitgeist, having come across one of those books once. It was a ludicrous adult comic book sci-fi-fantasy story in which the heroine, the aforesaid Phoebe, kept falling, to her evident surprise, into one disastrous and bizarre situation after another, most of which involved her getting the bejeezus beaten out of her by someone (without any evident physical damage whatsoever...no bruises, no black eyes, not a scratch) while losing the last few remaining shreds of her clothing which in any case would not have covered a large postage stamp. Phoebe had the usual heroic dimensions of such heroines, which is to say that her breasts were probably larger individually than her head, and her thighs and buttocks of similar proportion.

Phoebe was really nothing more than an excuse for morons to indulge in sadistic fantasies of naked girls being pummeled as far as I could see.

It was gross and ridiculous. The violence, however, was of a sort which really couldn't be taken seriously, as it was too humorously stylized to seem anything like real violence. I have no idea why anyone would create such a character or such stories.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 06 Jan 08 - 10:21 PM

Sorry you're poorly Rapaire. Don't aspirate. It would be the death knell for your presidential aspirations.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Jan 08 - 10:11 PM

Oh dear Rapaire, oh good Rapaire!! My you find an warly release, and recover from your fall like shit, with a headache, to a state of falllessness with no headache completely unlike shit.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Jan 08 - 08:37 PM

You "fell like shit"--now that's an image to ponder, also. I hope you didn't hurt yourself, wherever you landed.

The crud has been going through the kids and their friends. I drove Moonglow home last night and met one of her housemates who left his room long enough to inform us that he is back in the land of the living.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jan 08 - 07:45 PM

If anyone cares, I fell like shit with headache.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jan 08 - 07:44 PM

The adventures of Phoebe Zeitgeist appeared in "The Realist" back in the '60s. As I remember her clothing was usually scarce to non-existent.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Jan 08 - 05:58 PM

Cool. Well, it's a lovely word.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Jan 08 - 05:50 PM

A German term meaning "spirit of the time." It refers to the moral and intellectual trends of a given era. ...
www.gale.com/free_resources/glossary/glossary_tz.htm

literally, spirit of the times, the outlook or general feeling characteristic of the art creations of a time or cultural period.
www.worldimages.com/art_glossary.php

The characteristic thought, preoccupation or spirit of a particular period.
library.thinkquest.org/23846/library/terms/index.html

The general culture, education, and morals of a given era
www.islandnet.com/~egbird/dict/z.htm


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Jan 08 - 04:53 PM

A phrase stuck in my head years ago, when Erika Jong wrote about being the amanuensis of the Zeitgeist.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Jan 08 - 04:38 PM

Eloquently stated, sir! It's always nice to feel that certain about something, isn't it?

My, how I love that word "zeitgeist". Such a marvelous word!

What does it mean exactly..."the ghost within"? "the hidden soul of"?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Jan 08 - 04:08 PM

Ah, indeed. Even the usually anarchic miscreants of the youth in Britain are likely , if you ask them what literature they think of as important, to mention the revered name of Buggerol.

But Buggerol never appreciated the nuances of pure BS and its important in the zeitgeist of Western history, especially in post-deconstructionist cultural relativity evolving since the advent of the Common Market. As such, I fear his relevance will begin to wane, where McStyles will ride the wave of the next generation of post-neo-meta-angst existentialist thinkers,if such there are, and remain in the putative hearts of English-speaking audiences everywhere. Of this I am completely certain.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Jan 08 - 03:48 PM

McStyles' poetry never fails to move the reader! It is comparable, indeed, to the finest verse of some of his best known contemporaries, such as Mortimer Pennysworth McSwain or even the renowned Malcolm Buggerol...though Buggerol's work tends more toward an unabashedly sensualist approach which seems to suggest heaving bosoms and palpitating limbs bursting up from amongst the tangled masses of Nature's tempestuous fields of passion like young Greek gods and goddesses wrestling naked on the towering slopes of Olympus.

As such, Buggerol has done even better with his readings in the southern countries where he has been supported by a fanatical fan base in France, Spain, Italy, and Portugal, yet he retains a smaller ring of devotees to this day in the British Isles.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Jan 08 - 02:43 PM

In fifty posts, if we go on this way,
We will have written half another K
And in the writing, I confess,
Created beauty spun of true BS.
Let us then our glasses raise,
And our Mother roundly praise,
And avow with deep aplomb
We will pledge our hearts to Mom.

Abernathy Periwinkle McStiles
From Mother's Heart a Blessing
Collected Hymns of the Scottish BS Temple
Aberdeen, 1886


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Jan 08 - 02:31 PM

I always thought he was a pretty funny phenomenon, but I don't know if he should be advertising it...


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Jan 08 - 02:11 PM

Another jewel in his crown.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jan 08 - 02:06 PM

After I posted last evening I threw up. And I threw up through the night. Probably have the same thing Pat's had since the 2nd. But as I was laying in bed this morning, feeling miserable and reading the paper, I perused "Parade" magazine.

According to a poll the magazine conducted, the funniest actor on television is (drum roll)...

William Shatner.

I thought y'all would like to know.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Jan 08 - 12:22 PM

What a charming innovation!!

I think in addition to rest and time-waste the concept of 3D participatory museums could really go somewhere. Oh, like PR, the Hall of Pettifoggery, amateur film scenarios, block building and sandbox hall, and so on.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 06 Jan 08 - 11:59 AM

Don't know how long this link will be good, so be lazy while you can!.

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/offbeat/2008/01/05/sessay.colombia.lazy.cnn


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Jan 08 - 11:15 AM

Well, of course no-one followed up on that post. It was too scinitillating, I suppose.

Mom's half-way down the stairs again, flat on her bum. I had to had her teacup, which she kept filling with brandy. SIgh...


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Jan 08 - 02:22 AM

The avoirdupois discongruity alone makes it cognitively electrifying, n;est-ce pas?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Jan 08 - 02:12 AM

Oh, my.

Stop and visualize that . . . that . . . intersection for a moment. Or two.

Shatner and Spears. Not exactly Bogart and Bacall, are they?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 05 Jan 08 - 11:30 PM

Stop, LH. I hate to see a grown man reduced to tears.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Jan 08 - 10:32 PM

Oh, Christ...

What a mind-numbing thought. You may have ruined my whole evening.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jan 08 - 09:42 PM

Are you suggesting that Brittany Spears and Bill Shatner are...getting together?? It would be a natural combination, since neither would have to change the monograms on their towels.


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