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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Aug 07 - 03:26 PM

Whatever. The weapons matter not to me. Amos, your goose is cooked.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 06 Aug 07 - 03:25 PM

*sigh*

chongo will probably want to go with traditional Chimp weapons ;

amos - are you really up for poo at 10 paces?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Aug 07 - 03:15 PM

I was away, Amos. I was engaged in business, yes, vitally important business! Ooooooo....I just bet you wish you knew what it was. But I'm not going to tell you. Ha! Ha! Ha!

So. You dare to issue a challenge against mois, do you? You shall pay dearly for that foolish decision on your part.

I choose Chongo as my second, and I think I'll let him choose the weapons too. ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Aug 07 - 03:02 PM

Aha!! A challenge duly given, and through base shame and fear, not answered, is a challenge fairly won. I own M. Hack's castles, chattels and land as of this day, and his mistresses are all forfeit also, nor may he tread the honest ground of this domain again without permission.

Ha.

Shatner THAT!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 06 Aug 07 - 07:26 AM

I wonder if he HAS a second. He does not seem to be answering your challenge, Amos. I perceive that dawn is already past, and still no word.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Aug 07 - 12:21 AM

Frisbees at 100 paces.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Aug 07 - 11:03 PM

Oh, dear. He has he choice of weapons. I will contact him for you and will make the necessary arrangements with his second.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Aug 07 - 09:49 PM

Oh, what a poltroon!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Aug 07 - 03:31 PM

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[PM] Amos        The life of a thread (14)        RE: The life of a thread        05 Aug 07

"Ach, Monsieur Hack!! You are EXPOSED!! Oh, zee hypocrisy. You call on Mom like a zhentleman, and zen you lurk around dese BASE establishments engaging in slanderous gossip about 'er. Zee SHAME of it. Eet is unCONSCIONable, 'ow you say.

You will meet on ze Field of Honor at dawn, sir!! IF you can even find it."

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 05 Aug 07 - 01:26 PM

'Tis here.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Aug 07 - 11:09 AM

Ah, just out of curiousity and a need to know so that the whole thing goes off in a gentlemanly manner...in which thread did you make the challenge? Or was it off the cuff, so to speak?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 05 Aug 07 - 11:02 AM

Gorgeous morning today. I called the local Dirt Doctor (on the radio) to ask what ails my little dahlias in the front yard. He says they'd be happier further north. Perhaps I'll box them up and send them to Rap. If he survives the duel.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Aug 07 - 10:59 AM

No worries, Second Bolde. I doubt the real poltroon will stop and ask for directions.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Aug 07 - 10:52 AM

"Water from pristine ice flows of Mars! Our springs are protected by distance and fierce critters from Barsoom, where for millions of years...." Sure. Just another ploy for bottled water.

Amos, I will second for you. I'm even in Canada. But remember, if you don't show up I'll have to fight the duel and then post you as a coward and poltroon.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Aug 07 - 10:26 AM

Hey, chilluns of BS!! THIS could be important and is at least a really dramatic paragraph:

Phoenix spacecraft launches to Mars

The NASA mission embarks on a 10-month journey to the Red Planet's north pole, where it is expected to be the first to sample the water of another world.

By John Johnson Jr., Times Staff Writer
August 5, 2007

NASA's Phoenix spacecraft launched Saturday morning from Cape Canaveral, Fla., on a 10-month journey to the north pole of Mars, where it is expected to be the first craft to taste the water of another planet.

The Delta II rocket carrying the 7-foot-tall lander lifted off at 5:26 a.m. on a scheduled 423million-mile journey that should deliver Phoenix to the Martian surface on May 25.

"Today's launch is the first step in the long journey to the surface of Mars," said Peter Smith, a University of Arizona astronomer who is lead scientist on the mission



I love them NASA dudes. Talk about firing up the imagination!! Wow. The waters of another world. Scrumptious!!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Aug 07 - 01:32 AM

SOmething like that, yes. But more innate.


And it is the betrayal of that Innatitude that leaves men like Hack wandering through the poorer parts of town, mongering his terrible falsehoods about others in a puerile effort to seem informed.


Never turn your back on your own Innatitude. For that which is Innate, coannot be fucked with.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 05 Aug 07 - 01:27 AM

Is the Field of Honor one of those places sorta like "If you build it, they will come"?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Aug 07 - 01:11 AM

By the way, our cousin Little Hawk, a frequent visitor here, a guest under Mom's roof, has taken to slandering Mom and her kids in other low-life dive sort of threads he frequents when not here. I have called him out for his boorish behaviour, and challenged him to find the Field of Honor in the morning. I ask Rapaire to second me.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Aug 07 - 01:00 AM

Kids, this is no time to fight. I turn my back for five minutes and you're argy-barging while she's slipping into the cellar. For shame. You're both good Kids of Mom and you know it.

Today was company picnic buy the lake, and wrestling with contumacious ill-designed obstreperous software all afternoon.

I stayed up all last night finishing the Harry Potter finale. Read it in one sitting, about six hours straight, and sniffed my way to bed; a very satisfactory job. Grand stuff. Sigh. I want to go to Hogwarts, Mom.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 05 Aug 07 - 12:49 AM

Fat lot you know! I typed more, attempting to reassure her that she hadn't been forsaken, and I ran it through the spell check.

Sleep well, MOM.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Aug 07 - 12:20 AM

I raised her up three minutes before you even cared about her.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 05 Aug 07 - 12:05 AM

Whoa, MOM! Third from the bottom! What is everyone thinking? I went to a memorial for a friend and then to lunch at the house and then came home to do some hard digging and toting in the garden to burn off the sad memories. And what do I find this evening? No one has been by to check on you. Just because they're traveling or stuff like that--geesh!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Aug 07 - 12:02 AM

Hi, Mom. I'm in Jasper, AB. The mountains are pretty, you'd like them. Tuesday I'll be in Edmonton. I hope Amos has been a good boy and not his usual self.

I'll bring you some maple syrup back for the fresh blueberry pancakes I'll make you when I return.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 04 Aug 07 - 03:46 AM

Ach, Man of Emms, you always were the slye dodger around here. Ptui!!

Anyway, we are now over the top for...dare I say it? ...another Grand!!! How grand? 100 per cent. How grand!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 04 Aug 07 - 02:34 AM

Good one, Leo!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 03 Aug 07 - 03:23 PM

MOOOOOOOOM!!!!!! MMARIO TOOK MY EVEN HUNNERT!!!! MAKE HIM GIVE IT BACK!!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 03 Aug 07 - 03:22 PM

But the time has come for smiles
And all cares cast off a while!
WE have mastered Grownup tricks!
Making peace-agreements stick!

(Finally, now, it's eighteen-six!!)

18600


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 03 Aug 07 - 03:22 PM

ACK! You tricked me into posting on an even Hundred! Oh No!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 03 Aug 07 - 03:21 PM

You're trying for 18600, aren't you Amos? Haven't you learned yet that those even numbers will bring you bad luck?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 03 Aug 07 - 03:20 PM

You cannot gainsay our Mom,
Even lying with aplomb;
No matter what you try to do, you
Can be sure she'll see right through you!
This will ruin peace of mind.

(Eighteen-five and ninety nine!)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 03 Aug 07 - 03:19 PM

IF you must be rude and vile,
Do it somewhere else, a while
Or she'll come to you quite late
And rap her thimble on your pate!

(EIghteen-five and ninety eight!)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 03 Aug 07 - 03:17 PM

Do not scrap or prang your brother!
You will aggravate our Mother
She will feed you bread unleavened,
And blockade your path to Heaven!

(Eighteen-five and ninety seven!)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 03 Aug 07 - 02:07 PM

Aw, Bruce, don't worry about it.    These tiffs come an' go, but Mom's house continues--it's all part of growin' up. Why, you should see me an Rapaire go at it sometimes, but he's beginning to grow up, too! Don't forget -- Stilly's a girl. Them's different, ya know?

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: beardedbruce
Date: 03 Aug 07 - 02:00 PM

Since this seems to be Stilly's private little party, I will not bother you any more.

But watch out, since she likes to start trouble, then go running to Mom to get her out of it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 03 Aug 07 - 11:28 AM

According to my research, she doesn't have to worry. On average, a child born in the United States looks up to his or her mother for at least thirteen years, although there are some exceptions.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 03 Aug 07 - 11:01 AM

Amos, Amos, you must check this out for us! Paris Hilton has a jail now! I bet it's nicer than the Motel 6 in town. Please go spend the night next time you're in the LA area and report back:

Nicole Richie Will Do Time at Paris Hilton's Jail

Nicole Richie will serve her four-day jail sentence at the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, Calif. – the same jail where Paris Hilton did her time. "[Richie's] attorney contacted us and indicated she wants to do her time there," said Steve Whitmore, spokesman for the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department, adding that no surrender date was given.

Whitmore couldn't say whether Richie, who's four months pregnant, would be housed at the facility's medical ward. "That's all determined by our medical staff upon her arrival," said Whitmore. If not in the medical facility, Richie, 25, could likely be placed in a segregated unit for high-profile inmates, as Hilton initially was, and locked up for 23 hours a day.

However, the Simple Life star may benefit from an early release policy of nonviolent offenders due to L.A.'s jail overcrowding problem. In May 2006, because of the overcrowding, actress Michelle Rodriguez served only four hours and 20 minutes of her two-month jail sentence for violating probation stemming from a DUI arrest in Hawaii.

Richie's time stems from her arrest for DUI on Dec. 11. On Friday she pleaded guilty in the case.

On Thursday's Good Morning America, she said she hopes to change her ways for the sake of her unborn child. "I would really want to be someone my child would look up to," Richie told Diane Sawyer.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 03 Aug 07 - 10:45 AM

Where's Rap and his rattling sabre when we need it? He's up galavanting around Alberta out of touch.

Mom, tell Brucie to go outside and play. He's that kid from down the street who comes to hang out on our porch every so often and steal your cookies when you're not looking. I know you'd offer them if he asked, but that doesn't seem to work for him.

I have to go print a photo for a memorial service tomorrow so I'll leave you with an extra big pitcher of lemonade. The ceiling fan is on and the screen door is latched to keep out flying pests. Walking pests should close the door behind them.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 03 Aug 07 - 10:09 AM

Wheras I still have the outlook of a Cape Codder - for me, New York is a "western state".

And New Jersey is "southern"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: beardedbruce
Date: 03 Aug 07 - 10:06 AM

Well, I am from the far EAST, so Texas to me looks very WEST.

But then, you never have been any good at seeing any viewpoint other than your own.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 03 Aug 07 - 09:54 AM

And anyway, pack it up and take it somewhere else if you want to argue your flavor of politics. This is a BS thread and doesn't need that kind of pollution!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 03 Aug 07 - 09:53 AM

Look at a map and draw a line. It's in the middle, and when you divide something down the middle you can safely say on one side is weat and on the other side is east. I am from the far far west, so Texas to me looks very east. But then, so does Idaho.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 03 Aug 07 - 09:27 AM

Personally I wouldn't count ANT of them as "eastern" states. Ohio is mid-west.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: beardedbruce
Date: 03 Aug 07 - 09:26 AM

And "MOST" of the voters voted for Bush in 2004, by your standard.

And since when is Texas "East"?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 03 Aug 07 - 08:59 AM

Bruce, your point? I said they were in the eastern half, mostly southern, so the term mostly qualifies "southern" not "eastern". They are all in the eastern half, and most of them are down south.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: beardedbruce
Date: 03 Aug 07 - 07:15 AM

"All of them in the eastern 1/2 of the nation and most of them in the South"

Texas:         Eastern?? Compared to Hawaii?
Kentucky:   ok
Michigan:      Southern? Not on my map.
Alabama:    ok
Louisiana: ok
Ohio:          Southern? I guess it is south of the Mason-Dixon line, but part of the Union during the Civil War.
Arkansas: . ok
South Dakota: Southern? Not on my map, either.
Mississippi:ok

Mostly Eastern, and a majority Southern.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 03 Aug 07 - 12:17 AM

All of them in the eastern 1/2 of the nation and most of them in the South. Kind of speaks for itself, doesn't it?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 03 Aug 07 - 12:04 AM

Hey, I just wrote a sea-going song for a Mudcatter. Been dragging my feet on it for weeks now, and finally got 'er done.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Aug 07 - 08:45 PM

USA Today reports:

"Texas students now pledge allegiance to 'one state, under God'

The Houston Chronicle says Texas has added the phrase "one state, under God" to its pledge of allegiance.

Since 2003, students in the Lone Star State have been required to begin their day by pledging allegiance to the state and federal governments. Students will recite the new pledge unless a parent submits a note requesting that they be exempt from the pledge requirement.

We didn't know that states had their own pledges, but the paper says Texas shares that practice with a handful of states. Here's a sampling of state pledges or salutes to the flag:

Texas: Honor the Texas flag; I pledge allegiance to thee, Texas, one state under God, one and indivisible.
Kentucky: I pledge allegiance to the Kentucky flag, and to the Sovereign State for
which it stands, one Commonwealth, blessed with diversity, natural wealth, beauty, and
grace from on High.
Michigan: I pledge allegiance to the flag of Michigan, and to the state for which it stands, 2 beautiful peninsulas united by a bridge of steel, where equal opportunity and justice to all is our ideal.
Alabama: Flag of Alabama I salute thee. To thee I pledge my allegiance, my service, and my life.
Louisiana: I pledge allegiance to the flag of the state of Louisiana and to the motto for which it stands: A state, under God, united in purpose and ideals, confident that justice shall prevail for all of those abiding here.
Ohio: I salute the flag of the state of Ohio and pledge to the Buckeye State respect and loyalty.
Arkansas: I Salute the Arkansas Flag With Its Diamond and Stars. We Pledge Our Loyalty to Thee.
South Dakota: I pledge loyalty and support to the flag and state of South Dakota, land of sunshine, land of infinite variety.
Mississippi: I salute the flag of Mississippi and the sovereign state for which it stands with pride in her history and achievements and with confidence in her future under the guidance of Almighty God."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 02 Aug 07 - 07:47 PM

Well, Mom, I've been looking for a good article to post to the new thread "News of Note (was 'I Read it . . .')" that I had to open after Joe closed my long-running "I Read it in the Newspaper" thread because it was being hammered by the same brain-dead spammer nearly every night. The article I sought came in the form of a link in an email from Moonglow, who points out that it is time for me to write another note. My son is still in high school. Texas has added a "god" line to it's pledge to the flag. I didn't know and still don't know that pledge, and I never say any of them, but this gives me one more thing to protest when I don't say those pledges.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 02 Aug 07 - 07:29 PM

Molasses? I think I must have missed something. Molasses in August is like cocoa in January. Hmmm.


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