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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jul 07 - 01:37 PM

Sob.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: beardedbruce
Date: 06 Jul 07 - 01:35 PM

Oh, cruel, cruel world, that has such people in it.




Can't you just share it, and pass it down to BOTH families as a sign of goodwill and cooperation?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 06 Jul 07 - 01:35 PM

Sorry 'bout that. But I promise I will look after it. It's quite safe with me, and I will make my children promise to look after it when they get it too!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jul 07 - 01:32 PM

Sob.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 06 Jul 07 - 01:32 PM

Heh heh - another one for the collection.

My children's inheritance is safe!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jul 07 - 01:31 PM

You...you...you took my inheritance!! All that my mother had to give me and you took it! You ripped it from my bosom, where I was clutching it and held it up like a trophy!

















I'm going to go silently weep now, and mourn for my mother's lost number....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jul 07 - 01:28 PM

And if you take my Mother's num,
You'll get a paddling on your bum.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 06 Jul 07 - 01:28 PM

***PINWHEEL NUMBER 18181***


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 06 Jul 07 - 01:28 PM

At eighteen thousand and one eight oh
My goal was getting close, and so.....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 06 Jul 07 - 01:28 PM

At eighteen one and 79
I thought that I was doing fine


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 06 Jul 07 - 01:27 PM

At eighteen one and 78
I posted cos I couldn't wait


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 06 Jul 07 - 01:27 PM

At eighteen one and 77
We got a little closer to heaven


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jul 07 - 01:26 PM

Bee-Dubya is a hairy potter. And in a nudist camp, after a dinner of cabbage and beans, you can often find a hairy pooter.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Jul 07 - 01:20 PM

Not much Harry Potter stuff here, our recent conversions were to the Kwik-E-Marts for the Simpson's movie.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 06 Jul 07 - 01:16 PM

Looking at that bomb you linked to earlier Rapaire, if you looked at it sideways, some of those markings look sorta like a pair of sunglasses.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jul 07 - 12:53 PM

The whole deal sounds pretty Harry to me. I hope everyone has a great time and nothing goes Ron.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 06 Jul 07 - 11:23 AM

You could say they've gone potty then.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 06 Jul 07 - 11:04 AM

hey MOM! just thought I'd post a link to what my home town is doing for Harry Potter Day!

http://capecodnow.net/artman/publish/sandwich/Town_Transformed_In_Celebration_Of_Book_Release.shtml


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Jul 07 - 09:57 AM

I have never seen Fat Boy in a closeup picture before, and I am mystified by the ritualistic pattern markings along the joints. Perhaps they are to invoke the Dark Spirit to come and help collect the fried souls...



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 06 Jul 07 - 09:12 AM

well - that probably depends on whether the Idaho laws about fireworks are written along the lines of "anything not mentioned is legal" or "anythingnot mentioned is illegal". if the former, I'm betting the nuke would be legal under the fireworks code.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jul 07 - 09:10 AM

Well, the EOD Teams have left and took with them what looked for all the world like this.   I don't want to know where they got it, how they got it, who they got it from, what they were planning to do with it, or when they got it. I hope against hope that they thought it was a beer cooler and not what I think it is.

The EOD people have taken it to the Idaho National Lab, so I think that it is what I think it is.

Celebrating the Glorious Fourth by setting off a 20 KT nuclear device, even way out away from everybody, would probably violate Idaho's laws about fireworks. Just a guess, mind you, but I'll be it would.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: beardedbruce
Date: 06 Jul 07 - 09:07 AM

hmmm.. My post did not.


It has been cool here ( due to the absence of those politicians on the campaign trail not providing hot air). A cold front is moving in, so we expect wet weather.

The Smithsonian Folklife Festival seems to be going well. I've only been able to get to the site on Sunday, as I've been working every day. But the Participant Hospitality parties are fun, and it is a good group there.

Anybody need a LEFT-handed 5 string banjo?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jul 07 - 08:55 AM

Is it hot in DC? It's so hot here that all the lawyers are working in the briefs.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: beardedbruce
Date: 06 Jul 07 - 08:48 AM

In 18 one and 65,
at work, barely alive,
I posted,to bring MOAB up,
then got coffee- a cup.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 06 Jul 07 - 12:40 AM

I wouldn't dare mention My mother's numbers. They were a disordered shabby collection at best, and seeing as she cut me out of her will, I didn't get any of them anyway - not that I would have wanted them.

However all is not lost. I have my own collection of numbers - especially nice shiny new pinwheels, and I am going to leave them to my children. Actually I am so poor, that is ALL I have to leave them *sob*.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 05 Jul 07 - 11:34 PM

Your mother's? I haven't even begun to mention MY mother's numbers. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jul 07 - 10:33 PM

Just think! After this there are only 19 more posts to My Mother's Number.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Jul 07 - 09:44 PM

Well, Chicago is a great place if you're into crime stories in a big way...

Blind River is a great place to get drunk in. There's nothing else to do there!

Lost River? Hmmm. I don't know about Lost River, but I have seen Seldom Seen Road.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Jul 07 - 09:33 PM

!8 and 1 and 60!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Jul 07 - 09:27 PM

Hah! Ha, ha!!! As if Little Hawk would venture anywhere near such a low-down burg!! He'd sooner take a cheap room in a cold-water walk up in Chicago.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jul 07 - 09:27 PM

Why ever would that be? Blind River...Blind River...don't you mean Lost River? Over by Arco?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Jul 07 - 09:23 PM

Trouble is brewing in Blind River.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jul 07 - 09:22 PM

Oh, Lordy Lordy Lordy.

I don't know what the guys 'n' gals were planning, but the cops just brought in the Explosive Ordnance Disposal team from Mountain Home AFB and the one from Ft. Lewis, WA! The whole area around the Hovel has been cordoned off and the EOD teams are working in hazmat suits.

Maybe it's a good thing they didn't get around to whatever it was.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jul 07 - 04:16 PM

Yeah, it wasn't nearly as rowdy as previous years. At least what I saw of it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 05 Jul 07 - 04:12 PM

slow night at the hovel then? Usually things are a bit "livlier"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jul 07 - 04:04 PM

I've been trying to get up the nerve to tell you all about the Independence Day Blow-Out up at the Legion Hovel. I'm not sure I have the words to describe it all, but I'll provide a vignettes and I think you'll get the idea.

* Sour Rosie O'Mascowitz was shimmy-dancing with Sergeant Mary on the Hovel roof while both were engaged in a contest to see who could drink the greatest number of a drink called "Moose Piss."

* C-G Smyte-Withers was passed out under the Liberty Tree, which was decorated with inflated, ah, "balloons" in red, white, and blue. She was cradling an empty "Mad Dog 20/20" bottle in each arm.

* Gentle Tommy Jukes tried to make his horse "pop a wheelie." He's out of intensive care this morning.

* Hardass kept saying that The Grunt had "bought the farm," even though The Grunt was in plain view, dancing with his wife (of all people). Then the boxcar of Boone's Farm was run up Beer Siding.

* Merry Mary broke a beer keg over Handy Harry's head when he got too handy. He, too, is out of the ICU.

* As per tradition, the three boxcar loads of fireworks were exploded all at once when Stuffy flipped his cigar butt into one of the cars. Only three houses were leveled in the resulting explosion, two fewer than last year.

And the police weren't called until nearly 11 p.m., when they responded with the traditional vomiting gas and rubber truncheons.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Jul 07 - 03:36 PM

I was cruising from SJ down to San Diego, Mom, eight hours of freeway driving, gruesome. But the unusual part, this trip, was that since it was the 4th of July, every town along the freeway started sending up fireworks around 9 PM, so we drove from display to display and right through the middle of a couple of really dramatic blow-outs in Orange County before we finally rolled into our driveway around 11. We spent 30 minutes gawking at the new landscaping that was put in while we were away. I wasn't sure it was the same place until the house numbers checked out.

Very glad to be home, I staggered into the Aulde Bedde around 1 AM, and dragged my sorry butt into the office again six hours later. I was going to stay out until tomorrow but there was the very important and very complex patent that had last minute foofaraw to get it on file with the USPTO by deadline.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Jul 07 - 11:57 AM

Mom says to be kind to your web-footed friends. Well, she really said web-footed fiends, but I'm sure she meant "friends."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 05 Jul 07 - 10:14 AM

MOM! Did you spend the night on the porch swing again? Didn't Rap or Amos come to check on you? Geez, give them an hour or two time difference and you'd think they'd have at least poked their heads out the door to see if you're comfortable. Good thing Gluon came by the sleep on the end by your feet. Her wagging tail would have been good enough to keep the mosquitoes off. (Actually, it might have been kind of nice out here!)

I need to have her come give my dogs lessons in being duck dogs. There has been so much rain here they have webs between their toes now.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 05 Jul 07 - 01:58 AM

Here, MOM, I brought you a chopped brisket barbecue sandwich from that other thread. It has a little extra sauce along with the onions and pickles on the bun. Wash it down with some iced tea. Enjoy!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 04 Jul 07 - 02:34 PM

My little chicks have scattered today. It's just me. But I'll probably fix myself a pleasing dinner rather than munch on leftovers.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Jul 07 - 01:39 PM

Speaking of edibles...to celebrate the Glorious Fourth we'll have grilled salmon, potato salad, a green salad, and roasted corn on the cob for dinner. A true North American Dinner, since the fish came from Alaska and the salad greens from Idaho. Probably have strawberries over angel food cake for dessert.

(I could make corn, roasted camas root, squash, and grilled buffalo tenderloins, but I'm fresh out of camas root.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Jul 07 - 01:26 PM

You couldn't get my dogs interested in a keyboard. It's not edible.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: John Hardly
Date: 04 Jul 07 - 05:42 AM

I changed it back. I wanted to see if a name change changed everything. It does. Everything.

I felt compelled to change my name. "Bo Nash" is a great potter's name. But, as it turns out, not that great.

I'm reading a novel with a theme of compulsion. I guess I don't have to wonder why I'll finish that book.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 04 Jul 07 - 02:02 AM

I'm sure my cats would love to do some typing too, but their spelling and punctuation is woeful!

Mind you, I'm going to have to watch out tomorrow when my grandson comes to visit again. Not quite four, but very confident around computers - a little TOO confident - so I have to watch that he sticks to the games and doesn't get into anything he isn't supposed to, like my files.

If a strange incomprehensible message appears here under my name some time in the next 24 hours, it might be little Max - or it could mean that the Bundy Rum is especially good :-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 04 Jul 07 - 01:43 AM

It seems that you changed it back or Joe changed it for you. Interesting.

Or was one of your dogs typing that and gave you a new moniker? My dogs would love to take a shot at typing on my keyboard. I'm certain the pit bull can spell quite well, but the blue heeler would hog the keyboard and her passion to say everything at once would override the pit's accurate typing and spelling.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 03 Jul 07 - 11:35 PM

I dunno what it's like in your neck of the woods Rapaire, but here, the driver's license pictures are so bad, it's hard to tell WHO is looking back at you. And that's when you are sober.

If you've been drinking tea laced with Bundaberg Rum, as in the tea thread, it becomes well-nigh impossible.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Jul 07 - 11:15 PM

Well, if you don't know I suggest you look at your driver's license. It should have your picture on it. Look also in a mirror. If the picture on the license and the reflection in the mirror are the same, you're most likely the person whose name appears on the driver's license.

(I do this every morning and evening, just to be sure.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 03 Jul 07 - 09:11 PM

Who is "I?"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: John Hardly
Date: 03 Jul 07 - 08:55 PM

Just for the heck of it I am sporting a new name for now. I'm sure I'll change back, but I'm kinda tickled at the new one.


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