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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Jul 07 - 06:51 PM

You wouldn't steal the dying wish of a poor widow to her eldest son, would you? The only thing she had to give him, apart from a pile of bills? Only a blackguard and villan would do such a foul, disgusting, deed! Someone like George W. Bush or Snidely Whiplash.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bill D
Date: 01 Jul 07 - 06:26 PM

sure, Rap...sure...*evil grin*


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Jul 07 - 04:41 PM

Okay, you all can have whatever numbers you want. But I get 18181, okay? That number is very important to me, for it was my late, beloved mother's number. She left it to me in her will; in fact, apart from a few debts that was ALL she had to leave me. I will never forget leaning over to kiss her one last time, tears streaming down my face and my body wracked with sobs, and she whispered, with her dying breath, "Remember the number...it's...yours...."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bill D
Date: 01 Jul 07 - 01:36 PM

coises, foiled again....just wait till #80808!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 01 Jul 07 - 12:46 PM

That too, Giok.

Sorry Mom for that undignified scramble towards my pinwheel number - very uncouth I know, but I did have dibs on it, and it's very late - I need to go to bed, and there are unscrupulous scoundrels like Giok waiting in the wings that would be only too happy to steal it. You know how it is.

I promise to be more couth in future







































until the next pinwheel comes along - heh heh!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 01 Jul 07 - 12:32 PM

Palindromic even


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 01 Jul 07 - 12:20 PM

***PINWHEEL NUMBER 18081***


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 01 Jul 07 - 12:20 PM

fuggedaboutit Jenny
G.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 01 Jul 07 - 12:19 PM

until I remember it


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 01 Jul 07 - 12:19 PM

I won't be able to get to sleep


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 01 Jul 07 - 12:19 PM

and if I don't remember it,


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 01 Jul 07 - 12:18 PM

that I've forgotten something


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 01 Jul 07 - 12:18 PM

I have this nagging feeling


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 01 Jul 07 - 12:18 PM

Trouble is...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 01 Jul 07 - 12:09 PM

Thanks SRS, I'll have a look tomorrow. It's rather late here and I should be in bed.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 01 Jul 07 - 12:05 PM

Pyrethrum has problems also.

http://www.dirtdoctor.com

This site has a lot about organic remedies. There is a membership area but a lot of information is in the public area. He uses a combination of fertilization (healthy plants are less susceptible to bugs and disease), repellents (things like garlic and hot pepper tea) and organic stuff to kill or trap (orange oil, nematodes, vinegar, BT, etc., depending on the pest).

Back to our regular BS. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 01 Jul 07 - 11:46 AM

I suppose it's worth a try, while they are very young, but they are tough little buggers, and the milder pyrethrum sprays don't work on them. What is orange oil supposed to kill? Any other suggestions?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 01 Jul 07 - 11:27 AM

Don't use poisonous sprays, use organic. You'll get the same result but you won't poison yourself in the process. Think orange oil, etc.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 01 Jul 07 - 06:33 AM

It's cold and windy here in Sydney these days (well it IS winter) and almost everyone I know has a cold. Today my daughter was here, snuffling and sneezing and looking for remedies, so I picked some lemons off my tree for her to take home and turn into hot drinks.

Later I was sitting at the table and I felt a tickling on my arm. It was a very small green insect which I recognised as a very young STINK BUG!

It's still winter fer chrissake, and the next generation of the little buggers is already on the way! So it's on with the protective gear, out with the ladder and the poisonous spray, and get ready for another episode of:

THE GREAT STINKBUG WAR!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 01 Jul 07 - 01:06 AM

Sounds like Pat is the one who wants the drugs this weekend. Ouch!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Jun 07 - 09:04 PM

"Shane," if you're asking me about drugs, well, it's been a while, but ya know, I had some black hash one time that'd leave you up for a week. Or those windowpanes...man....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 30 Jun 07 - 05:46 PM

Yeah, right. Flip off, Rapaire, you sorry fliphead! You should flippin' consultate on all them flippin' drugs that are listed on the last flippin' post. Ya know why? You need some, cos I heard that you been unable to salute the flippin' flag, eh? Cos you can't run it up the pole no more. That's what I heard. Better get some Viaggara fast, man, or all them local dogs you been servicin' are gonna wonder where yer get up and go got up and went! Ha! Ha!

- Shane


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Jun 07 - 05:03 PM

"Shane," did I ever mention that one cop I "wrestled" with? Named Dana or Danny or something...she was a Canadian cop, I think...used to do a dance down here called "The Royal Canadian Mounting Police." WooHOOOO!! I'll tell ya, she was SOME hot chick!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 30 Jun 07 - 03:43 PM

Flippin' right! Frist off, they are not easy to beat up. Second off, they really hold grudges. Third off, they got a lotta backup. Forth off, they have guns.

It ain't worth it, eh?

- Shane


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Jun 07 - 02:37 PM

And yes, before any one asks, I did bail Mom out. We simply must break of that habit of beating up cops.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Jun 07 - 02:36 PM

It is physically impossible to "give Pat a hug." I can't get my arms around her.

No, it's not bodily girth. She unexpectedly had a lipoma (don't look if you want to keep your lunch) removed from her back on Thursday last. If I were to "give Pat a hug" she would a) yell in pain and b) deck me if she didn't c) shoot me first.

I say "unexpectedly" because she knew it was going to have to be done, but not during the examination visit!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Amos
Date: 30 Jun 07 - 01:06 PM

I am in the lovely tourist city of Santa Cruz, not far from thebeach. We are having a family reunion. There are three generations mingling, drinking, yelping with laughter and discovering the core affinities of family and recognizable DNA patterns. It is amazing how much we like each other -- I am surrounded by a dozen cousins, neices, nephews, sibs and their souses and spice. Especially their spice. If youthink having one Amos on the MOAB is heartburn, you should try spending a weekend with about twenty variations on the theme. A reg'l'ar barrel of hyperactive simians.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 30 Jun 07 - 11:33 AM

That's it, right and left.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Amos
Date: 30 Jun 07 - 11:29 AM

BEsides, who would take a pee while fingering a power-stapler? I mean, who intheir right mind...

Which raises an interesting question. What is a "right mind"?. When you are in yours, where are you, actually. Does one also have "wrong minds" into which one can transition and reside temporarily? Is Mom in her right mind, or one of her wrong ones?? Or, is the correct juxtaposition between her right mind, her middle mind and her left mind?

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 30 Jun 07 - 10:42 AM

Exactly! See? Rapaire, you should apologize to MOM. (And give Pat a hug).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 30 Jun 07 - 02:56 AM

Reminds me of the time a few years ago when I reached for a branch in my backyard, standing on a chair. Not a good idea. The ground was wet, the chair tipped, and I broke my ankle. I won't be doing THAT again!

Mind you, if I had a drink or three too many, you might find me swinging from the chandelier...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 30 Jun 07 - 02:24 AM

What a crock! We all know that MOM was actually digging through quilting materials with Pat and had an allergic reaction to the dust the two of them stirred up. That ceiling lamp incident was an unfortunate misunderstanding. I heard tell they were looking for a place to toss a cord so they could hang up a couple of quilt covers to show folks. The step ladder got kicked over and MOM grabbed the light for her balance. Same thing happened to me out in the woods one day, I grabbed a cedar branch to break a fall and ended up swinging in the middle of nowhere by one arm.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 29 Jun 07 - 11:05 PM

Sounds exackly like what I woulda flippin' done...

- Shane


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Jun 07 - 09:54 PM

Mom ain't home. Rather, she is home but it nursing one whopper of a...headache. Seems like she and Ringo Red got into a drinking match up at the Legion Hovel and while Mom drank Red under the table, bar, and floor, she really shouldn't have been alternating boilermakers and Purple Jesuses (Jesi?). It did look like she was having fun swinging on the ceiling lamp, though.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Amos
Date: 29 Jun 07 - 08:37 PM

Hurray! A Panoply Of Rare Birds has flocked to Mom's place!!!

What a nice treat.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 29 Jun 07 - 07:47 PM

Be glad it didn't happen when you were takin' a pee, man! Coulda been a lot worse. I make a point of never takin' power tools into the john with me, eh?

- Shane


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Jun 07 - 07:04 PM

I was apparently holding it upside down when I squeezed the trigger.
Imagine my suprise when a staple flew into my little finger 1/2 inch deep above and below the first joint. It did not seem to hit the bone but it is kinda stiff and sore today.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Jun 07 - 02:02 PM

To what? And how do you type that way?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Jun 07 - 01:08 PM

AHH Krap

I power stapled my little finger!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Jun 07 - 12:12 PM

Venture above the line (Mom said it was okay just this once) to
Here...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Jun 07 - 11:40 AM

Sensei came in just a few minutes ago and said, "Nos tamen hoc agimus tenuique in puluere sulcos ducimus et litus sterili uersamus aratro."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 29 Jun 07 - 10:49 AM

I answered this last night and it has vanished. Darn.

Charley, I posted a Bablefish translation. Here. See that little line that says "Post - Top - Forum Home - Printer Friendly - Translate"? That's how you get there.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 29 Jun 07 - 10:20 AM

What is the sound of three hands clapping?"

oooo! Ooooooo! OOOOOOOOO! I know!

A young girl playing a clapping rhyme with her half-sibling!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Jun 07 - 09:30 AM

My Sensei is a humble person who thinks those things up. He was named long ago after an American confection, Sen-sen, so we call him Sensei Sen-sen. He is full of insights, although he gets a bit "whiff" since he doesn't often bathe. I have often heard someone say, "Ah! I sense sensible Sensei Sen-sen." Sensei will respond with another colon, such as "The redwood grows tall, but poison ivy is everywhere" or "What is the sound of three hands clapping?"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 28 Jun 07 - 10:58 PM

Well thank you, thank you, back at you Rapaire.

I'm a slight confused though. I thought Charlie was talking about a enlightened version or vision of I always look for the essence beneath the dross, but all too often I find that there is only dross beneath the dross. In fact, I find that some things are dross clear through.
But the Zen-cheese/mouse/sniff/ thing works for me too.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Jun 07 - 10:18 PM

Thank you, thank you, thank you, Rustic. Glad to see you've returned.

"The first mouse gets the scent, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

It's a reference to mice and mouse traps. The first mouse scents the cheese that the trap is baited with, but is killed by the trap and the second mouse then makes off with the cheese because the first mouse, who scented the cheese, ran in to take it and is now dead because the first mouse sprang the trap, which killed him or her, and that allowed the second mouse to take the cheese bait and eat it safely.

It's one of them Zen colons or whatever they call 'em.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 28 Jun 07 - 09:46 PM

Introducing the enlightner
Gratification to enlightened visionary extreme is upon us!! Sit back and let the evening glow
Refined and perceptive, elegant yet creative lust of minds eye
Ladys and gentlemen I am pleased as a pig in shit to announce
Rapaire of enlight!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Charley Noble
Date: 28 Jun 07 - 09:22 PM

Repaire-

My translators fail to work on your lovely expression. Would you care to further enlighten us?

Cheerily,
Charley Noble


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 28 Jun 07 - 08:35 PM

It's more dignified than the other name they were considering--Bony Ass.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Jun 07 - 11:58 AM

It's a reference to some Secret Work he does for the CIA. Try not to think about it.


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