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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Rapparee 24 Apr 04 - 10:42 PM
Rustic Rebel 24 Apr 04 - 03:10 AM
CarolC 24 Apr 04 - 01:29 AM
Amos 23 Apr 04 - 11:12 PM
GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River 23 Apr 04 - 05:10 PM
GUEST,Bubba Bubba 23 Apr 04 - 05:05 PM
GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River 23 Apr 04 - 04:51 PM
Amos 23 Apr 04 - 02:22 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 23 Apr 04 - 02:10 PM
Rustic Rebel 23 Apr 04 - 01:51 PM
Amos 23 Apr 04 - 01:47 PM
GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River 23 Apr 04 - 01:09 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 23 Apr 04 - 01:53 AM
Amos 22 Apr 04 - 11:46 PM
GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River 22 Apr 04 - 11:43 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 22 Apr 04 - 11:41 PM
GUEST,Hubba Bubba 22 Apr 04 - 11:01 PM
Amos 22 Apr 04 - 10:41 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 22 Apr 04 - 10:34 PM
GUEST,Bubba Bubba 22 Apr 04 - 10:34 PM
Amos 22 Apr 04 - 10:23 PM
Rapparee 22 Apr 04 - 10:23 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 22 Apr 04 - 10:18 PM
Rapparee 22 Apr 04 - 09:54 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 22 Apr 04 - 09:43 PM
Rapparee 22 Apr 04 - 06:16 PM
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Rapparee 22 Apr 04 - 05:30 PM
Rustic Rebel 22 Apr 04 - 04:59 PM
Amos 22 Apr 04 - 04:05 PM
Little Hawk 22 Apr 04 - 03:53 PM
Rapparee 22 Apr 04 - 03:09 PM
GUEST,MMario` 22 Apr 04 - 03:00 PM
GUEST,Shlio 22 Apr 04 - 02:55 PM
Amos 22 Apr 04 - 01:34 PM
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Rapparee 22 Apr 04 - 12:57 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Apr 04 - 10:42 PM

You come 'round my library buck nekkid and we'll rope your horn, dally up, throw a piggin' string on ya, inoculate ya fer footrot, cut ya, trim yer ears inta a jinglebob cut, an' slap an MPL brand on your butt afore we turn ya in with the other calves.

Drop around anytime and remember, you can get it at your library!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 24 Apr 04 - 03:10 AM

Hey Blind- The library sounds like a good place to start if you want free literary wannabe's. I would not suggest it if you want free beer. Will you just go get naked at a tavern, please the women, and get your drinks for free?

Amos, you keep doing that and no telling where I might get off tonight. I can visualize(sp?) your right sock coming off now....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: CarolC
Date: 24 Apr 04 - 01:29 AM

Hey Bee-dubya-ell. Wave hi to us as you pass by on your way to the big city. We're the last trailer on the left across from Fort Benning.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Apr 04 - 11:12 PM

Bubba will be late getting down to you, BeeDub; hesheit was last seen parading around Salt Lake carrying a poster that read "LDS -- The Other Choiesterol". So I speck as how he won't be down til after yu-all get back from selling in 'Lanna.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 23 Apr 04 - 05:10 PM

You are flippin LOST, man! I bet even your dog don't admit he knows you.

- BDiBR


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Bubba Bubba
Date: 23 Apr 04 - 05:05 PM

Bee-Dubya honey, I got some goooooooooood news for ya! I know that it's good for me, and I jist know that you'll be as thrilled as I am about it.

You remember I said I met that delicious young man who gave me A Book? Well, I've gone and read all of it, and it has jist turned my life around. Especially Alma 39:4. And Morm.4:21. And D&C 132, too.

Anyway, hon, I've done gone and joined his church! Yes indeed, and I'm now offishully a member of the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints! Ain't that swell?

Me and the Lab are moving down further South right away to be with his other wives, whatever that means.

Now don't you carry on none, ya hear? For I am saved, saved, saved, and I've gone and made the necessary 'rangements for missionaries to come visit YOUR house so you kin be saved too!

I'll be back later, hon.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 23 Apr 04 - 04:51 PM

That is a flippin great idea, Rustic! I am gonna try it. But where? I gotta plan this strateegickally sos to get the best benefitt of the okassion eh?

AT the Iron HOrse?

At the liberry?

On mainstreet?

At the Legion?

At the wommen's shelter?

Decisions, decisions.

It's a flippin' KILLER idea in my opinyon. I gotta take a boom box along and do it to AC-DC so I got something to dance to eh? I figger I am just sober enough today to pull it off.

- BDiBR


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Apr 04 - 02:22 PM

RR:

Hey, watch!! I'ms gonna take off my left sock....


Sheeewwwooooooooooshhhh!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 23 Apr 04 - 02:10 PM

I must away to the wilds of Atlanta, Georgia to sell pottery to yuppies for the weekend.

Bubba Bubba - If you happen to find your way to my abode while I'm absent, please do not eat my cats.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 23 Apr 04 - 01:51 PM

What does money have to do with getting drunk Blind? Don't you know that if you do a little strip tease for the women you won't have to buy all night? Get with the program old boy. The century is 21. Now go out and give it a try tonight, I'll wait for you to report the results.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Apr 04 - 01:47 PM

Well,Shane, when you get the right problem named, let us know, eh? I think you might have named the wrong one.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 23 Apr 04 - 01:09 PM

So i guess none of you flippin retreads give a flyin' flip about my problums eh? Well...FLIP YOU!!!

There wasnt' no beer in th house last night eh? It all got drunk. My flippin brother and his bolthole friends done it. I hadda have a drink and ddint have no money. I went to the Iron Horse and they klikcle me out. I found a half drunmk bottle of CC but it had gone skunky. I hadda live through a WHOLE NITE with NO BEER!@

I nearly died eh? Man, I am Soooo not hung over. I can't believe how ugly this town looks today!

- BDiBR


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 23 Apr 04 - 01:53 AM

Hey, I said it was a plan. I never said it was a good plan.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Apr 04 - 11:46 PM

Oh, that's a relief, BWL. I was worried about you. Glad you have a plan to hide out in the swamp...in a kayak...living on alligator. Right. Good, stuff, man!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 22 Apr 04 - 11:43 PM

CORKPULLER!!!!!! Some flippin retread drunk the last beer! I am pissed OFF!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 22 Apr 04 - 11:41 PM

Yes, Amos, I am making plans for Bubba Bubba's arival. I have the good fortune of living about a ten-minute drive from the infamous Calloway Swamp in the Blackwater River State Forest. I have obtained a topo of the swamp, a lightweight kayak, a portable GPS unit, a new snakebite kit and a cookbook with lots of recipes for alligator. I am confident of my ability to remain lost until that Hubba Bubba guy catches Bubba Bubba and takes himherit back to wherever hesheit belongs.

THIS is a rather interesting story of a locally famous occurence within said swamp.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Hubba Bubba
Date: 22 Apr 04 - 11:01 PM

Greetings, Earthlings

We are looking for our brister. Hisherit's name is Ќǎ but we believe hesheit calls himheritself "Bubba Bubba" in your language. We have heard hesheit is en route to someplace called "Floribama" to consort with a human of low degree. We wish to intercept himherit before such coupling takes place. We have reason to believe that the offspring from such a coupling would view your species as an excellent food source and would consume all of you within a matter of a few of your months. It would not be any skin off of our if your species were to cease to exist, but our boss, The Galactic Overlord, has a soft spot for your kind for some incomprehensible reason and has ordered us to intercept Ќǎ and insure that this coupling does not take place.

Your cooperation in this matter would be greatly appreciated.

Sincerely,

ъߟ (aka Hubba Bubba)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Apr 04 - 10:41 PM

Bee Dubya, I got to know -- aren't you making any preparations for the imminent threatened arrival of this multiphasic creature of undefined and irregullar appetites? Like, airline tickets out of country?

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 22 Apr 04 - 10:34 PM

Aw, dudes! Another fuckin' faux pas! How cool!!!

Needless to say, 2700=3x3x3x10x10 which makes it even more cosmic 'cause now it's got the ten toes and the ten fingers and it makes me even more of a dumbass.

Outasight!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Bubba Bubba
Date: 22 Apr 04 - 10:34 PM

It's okay, Bee-Dubya honey, I'll take care of the figgerin' fer ya. I'm real good at it, especially multidimensional matrices of infinite Fibanocci sequences. Golly dang, hon, you wouldn't believe what them li'l ol' numbers and variables git up to if you don't watch 'em all the time.

I wanted to tell ya, I'm in Salt Lake City. A nice young man gave me a book to read, something called "The Book of Mormon." I'm going to read it, it seems like a good book. He was such a nice young fella, but I'll tell you, being in tuplephase sure does make you hungry!

I think I'll spend a few days here, at least until tuplephase is over. I've got some money, and there are so many of those nice young people around, so tender and all.

The lab and me are pantin' for ya and we are just bustin' our buttons over it. The puppies won't come before we git there, neither.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Apr 04 - 10:23 PM

Man, wodda groove -- pure abstraction without any whatsoever redeeming organic qualities!! These guys AWREDDY been assimlationated!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Apr 04 - 10:23 PM

The faux pas? To your grave? Can I see that "3 x 3 x 3 x 10 = 2700" is chiseled on for your epitath?

'Cause if you're doing the math in base 10, I thought it equaled 270. But I'm just a dumb kid from the Midwest, so I could be wrong. I was almost wrong once before. I remember the time distinctly, in fact.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 22 Apr 04 - 10:18 PM

But, come to think of it, 2700 is a very significant number.

2700=3x3x3x10

As has been previously discussed somewhere in this steaming pile of shit, "Three is a Magic Number". I know it's the truth because they said so on television on "Schoolhouse Rock". And 2700 doesn't just have the magic number once, it has it three times. That's magic number times magic number times magic number, or magic number times magic number a magic number of times. Whoa!

And then, dig this, all those magic numbers are multiplied by ten which is, if you hadn't noticed, exactly the number of toes that normal people have! (Please note that three-toed-sloths do not have ten toes, but they do have a magic number of toes.)

How could I have ever questioned the significance of 2700? It is a faux pas I will doubtlessly carry to my grave. Or, maybe not.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Apr 04 - 09:54 PM

Well, 2759 certainly isn't perfect!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 22 Apr 04 - 09:43 PM

I never said 2700 was of no significance. I said I wasn't sure if it was of any significance. I am glad that it turned out to be of some significance.

However, this post is #2759 and I'm absolutely certain that it is of no significance. It may be of some importance, but definitely of no significance.

Don't ask.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Apr 04 - 06:16 PM

Hey, Bee-Dubya! Did you know that 2700! = 1.591649 x 10^8094?

And you thought 2,700 was a number of no significance!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Shlio
Date: 22 Apr 04 - 05:41 PM

Who knows what BS lurks in the heart of man?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Apr 04 - 05:30 PM

I certainly didn't write that! Some commie named Orlovsky did! Ol' J. Edgar'd handle it, yes sir!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 22 Apr 04 - 04:59 PM

The Beat

Sound that runs over a sandy past of a part of a dream.
Reach for the rhythm of the rundown drumskin and
remember it could have been the beat of the heart of the owner of the skin.


Groovy heaven you bearded cats and kits got going on here.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Apr 04 - 04:05 PM

Gettin a little nutsy around here -- these dharma bums are going a little bit down-river and round the bend. LH thinks he is a Junior Communist and Raspire is writing odes to his bed! Man how weird is that?

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Apr 04 - 03:53 PM

From Yuri Lebedev's 1973 Leningrad diary:

Listen to this, dear comrade. I went to a sordid little back-alley speakeasy on the weekend, called "Cosmo's". It was full of those vile revisionist American-inspired beatnik types, all malcontents and subversives intent on destroying the socialist system. They were using repugnant expressions like "Cool, Daddy-O..." and smoking those illegal marijuana reefers that destroy your mind and turn you into a sexual deviant with delusions of omnipotence. I sat there for three hours, consuming viciously strong expresso coffee that was probably smuggled into our Motherland by CIA operatives do weaken the fibre of our young people. I don't doubt that it was laced with illicit substances intended to slowly infect the drinker with an admiration for social irresponsibility and obscene riches gained on the backs of the starving Mexican and Negro workers.

I listened to their disgusting music. Pink Floyd, Jethro Tull, the Rolling Stones, and worst of all that nihilist, Frank Zappa! The heavy beat of the rock music, combined with the beatnik jargon these degenerates spouted almost drove me out of my mind.

Never have I seen such hedonistic perversion as I witnessed in the contraband literature that lay scattered around on ash-laden tables...Mad Magazine, the National Lampoon, Hustler, and Time Magazine! A litany of capitalist lies and come-ons, designed to reduce a once proud people to a slobbering, mindless, greed-obsessed mob of lemming-like consumers. I shudder when I think of it.

They were wearing berets and sunglasses indoors! I couldn't even tell the boys from the girls, and their level of hygeine was so bad that you wouldn't want to anyway. One of them asked me if I could spare some bread, so I gave him two slices of dark rye, and he looked at me like I was insane.

They all began glancing at me suspiciously after that, no doubt assuming I was KGB. Well, they have a surprise coming. I am not KGB, I am an ordinary assembly line worker at the tractor factory, but I am going to inform the authorities of what is happening in that noisome haunt, "Cosmo's", and THEN those capitalist beatniks will find out exactly what a KGB agent looks like!

Fascists, every last one of 'em.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Apr 04 - 03:09 PM

My bed is covered yellow - Oh Sun, I sit on you
Oh golden field I lay on you
Oh money I dream of you
More, More, cried the bed - talk to me more -
Oh bed that taked the weight of the world -
all the lost dreams laid on you
Oh bed that grows no hair, that cannot be fucked
or can be fucked
Oh bed crumbs of all ages spiled on you
Oh yellow bed march to the sun whear yr journey will be done
Oh 50 lbs. of bed that takes 400 more lbs-
how strong you are
Oh bed, only for man & not for animals
yellow bed when will the animals have equal rights?
Oh 4 legged bed off the floor forever built
Oh yellow bed all the news of the world
lay on you at one time or another



Commies. All commies. I'll call J. Edgar Hoover, he'll know what to do.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario`
Date: 22 Apr 04 - 03:00 PM

that is so DEEP -- to be enlightened enough to realize how litte one understands. WOW - like SO DEEP.

I've heard people study for YEARS to learn that - and most fail.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Shlio
Date: 22 Apr 04 - 02:55 PM

I'm proud I understand so little of this


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Apr 04 - 01:34 PM

Oh Rapaire, it's so exciting when you talk about Edgar boy handling things like that!! What will he be wearing??? Dooo tell!!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Apr 04 - 01:00 PM

Think I'll report the who bunch of ya ta ol' J. Edgar. HE'LL know how ta handle ya.

Red commies.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Apr 04 - 12:57 PM

Commie beatniks.

Wearin' berets and sunglasses indoors. All of 'em smokin' that evil reefer and playin' them bongo drums. Can't tell the boys from the girls, as if you'd want to, seein' as how ain't none of 'em take a bath anyway. Other day one of 'em asked me if I could spare some bread, so I gave him two slices and he looked at me like I was something that crawled out from under a rock, and it was whole wheat, too. Heard two of 'em talkin' about smokin' pot, and I told 'em to put some more water in it or take it off the stove if it was smokin' and they laughed at me.

Commies, every last one of 'em.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Apr 04 - 12:23 PM

MM, get hip, jack!! Sackcloth cuts no ice, man. We remember "those who", like, y'know? As the Godfather poet in the moonfrenzy of those rising years spoke it:

...who dreamt and made incarnate gaps in Time & Space through images juxtaposed, and trapped the archangel of the soul between 2 visual images and joined the elemental verbs and set the noun and dash of consciousness together jumping with sensation of Pater Omnipotens Aeterna Deus

...to recreate the syntax and measure of poor human prose and stand before you speechless and intelligent and shaking with shame, rejected yet confessing out the soul to conform to the rhythm of thought in his naked and endless head,

...the madman bum and angel beat in Time, unknown, yet putting down here what might be left to say in time come after death,

..and rose reincarnate in the ghostly clothes of jazz in the goldhorn shadow of the band and blew the suffering of America's naked mind for love into an eli eli lamma lamma sabacthani saxophone cry that shivered the cities down to the last radio...


There's the beat man...Be on it!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 22 Apr 04 - 12:11 PM

the degeneracy of these modern times!

where the heck did I put my sackcloth?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Apr 04 - 12:04 PM

Man, that BWL is hip to it, y'know. The dharma thing is right there around him, like a halo from the River god, man, the sign of the writing hand written on him like a foodstamp on the forehead. It is cool, beyond cool, where the calm of cool is the beatific rhythm of the cooling calm beat, and it is good, man, good...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 22 Apr 04 - 12:02 PM

the best minds of my generation destroyed

Anyone we know?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 22 Apr 04 - 11:59 AM

WOE! WOE! The immortal words of Suess - the divine word as revealed to the good doctor - bastardized and corrupted!

*flinging of ashes, rending of garments*

WOE! WOE!

The WORLD *WILL* probably end tomorrow - can such an occurrence be other then one of the signs of the apocolypse?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 22 Apr 04 - 11:43 AM

Speaking of Iambic pentameter, free verse etc...

Dr. Seuss recast into free verse:



I am known by many as "Sam"
"Sam" is the name by which I am known

I have a great fondness
for the fruit of the hen
and slabs of salt pork
allowed to age
until their countenances
are indistinguishable
from putrid goat bile

(To be followed by the sound of dozens of Espresso drinkers loudly snapping their fingers.)

It's a groove, man.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Apr 04 - 11:26 AM

"I have seen the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving, hysterical, naked...."

Nahr, MM -- tha's awright then. Tend to your pentameter and go gently.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 22 Apr 04 - 11:07 AM

are you suggesting that I *gasp* be disloyal to iambic pentameter? the Immortal Bard's chosen meter?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Apr 04 - 10:52 AM

No, that was for fear of rejection -- very effective treatment. But really, MM, ya gotta get behind the hep groove, man. Revisit Howl and Gregory Corso, man!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 22 Apr 04 - 10:21 AM

I must alarums raise! And run naked into the street!
Or you will never see the truth rise!


I thought you had received treatment for this, Amos.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Apr 04 - 10:18 AM

Grooving on the wondrous horizon that stars say
MOAB makes with plain hours,
I must alarums raise! And run naked into the street!
Or you will never see the truth rise!
So, nothing is square, but all is naked;
Let the wind blow, it is enough
That we have the MOAB to groove eternity through...

Ole A., First Vowel

I am digging this mightily, and it is cool.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Apr 04 - 09:17 AM

You can post anything here.

I'm glad to see a beatnik or hepcat post. A touch of nostalgia there. Takes me back to my younger days. "Beat me, Daddy, four to the bar" and such stuff. Tiny cups of eXpresso and poetry like "The rooster crows in my belly" and Ferlinghetti and Brother Antoninus and wait, no, that bunch wasn't in West Central Illinois.

Never mind. We never had such commie pinko people back when I was young. I wonder what the world is coming to these days, bunch of lazy can't tell the boys from the girls...mutter...mutter....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 22 Apr 04 - 03:21 AM

My mother used to call my pussy , a cookie.
That doesnt't really have anything to do with this conversation at hand now does it?
So what were we talking about?

Eternal jacking off.

I once knew a man that believed in eternal jacking off. He was considered an eternal jack-off-er in the community.
He was the best in the field.
He was the best in the grove.
He was the best in the high tide.
It really didn't matter where he was, he was the best jack-off-er I knew.
I loved him so much I called him-Jack-Off-Er.
Highly respected, highly wanted and highly high.
I understand he found nirvana just by jacking off.

Now I wonder if I really knew him at all. I wonder if jacking off is the answer to his horniness. I wonder if I spell horniness correctly.I wonder if I should be submitting this to the Mother.


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