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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

GUEST,freds 19 Nov 03 - 09:22 PM
GUEST, Ms Penelope Rutledge 19 Nov 03 - 09:11 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 19 Nov 03 - 05:48 PM
Tweed 19 Nov 03 - 05:21 PM
Amos 19 Nov 03 - 03:19 PM
GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River 19 Nov 03 - 01:12 PM
Rapparee 19 Nov 03 - 08:40 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 19 Nov 03 - 12:34 AM
Amos 19 Nov 03 - 12:09 AM
khandu 18 Nov 03 - 11:38 PM
Rapparee 16 Nov 03 - 07:32 PM
Rustic Rebel 16 Nov 03 - 12:36 PM
Little Hawk 16 Nov 03 - 07:42 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 15 Nov 03 - 08:22 PM
Peace 15 Nov 03 - 08:01 PM
Rapparee 15 Nov 03 - 07:21 PM
GUEST,The Impassioned Searcher for Life's Meaning. 15 Nov 03 - 11:42 AM
Rapparee 15 Nov 03 - 10:20 AM
Rapparee 14 Nov 03 - 06:15 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 14 Nov 03 - 03:47 PM
Little Hawk 14 Nov 03 - 02:39 PM
GUEST,Kim C no cookie 14 Nov 03 - 02:38 PM
Rustic Rebel 14 Nov 03 - 02:17 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 14 Nov 03 - 01:11 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 14 Nov 03 - 01:03 AM
Little Hawk 13 Nov 03 - 11:11 PM
GUEST,freds 13 Nov 03 - 05:44 PM
GUEST,Kim C no cookie 13 Nov 03 - 05:37 PM
Tweed 13 Nov 03 - 05:35 PM
GUEST,Yo' mama's kid 13 Nov 03 - 11:18 AM
Little Hawk 12 Nov 03 - 11:36 PM
GUEST,Your Mother 12 Nov 03 - 05:38 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 10 Nov 03 - 11:24 AM
Amos 10 Nov 03 - 10:54 AM
GUEST,Norbert Scheisskopf 10 Nov 03 - 09:48 AM
Amos 10 Nov 03 - 12:28 AM
Little Hawk 10 Nov 03 - 12:03 AM
Rustic Rebel 09 Nov 03 - 11:40 PM
Little Hawk 09 Nov 03 - 01:28 PM
Amos 09 Nov 03 - 11:47 AM
GUEST,The Late Dr. Einstein 09 Nov 03 - 10:50 AM
Amos 09 Nov 03 - 02:36 AM
GUEST,Anne Draginny 09 Nov 03 - 01:18 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 09 Nov 03 - 01:13 AM
GUEST,Miss Anne Thropy 09 Nov 03 - 12:53 AM
Rapparee 08 Nov 03 - 11:33 PM
Peace 08 Nov 03 - 11:24 PM
Amos 08 Nov 03 - 10:42 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,freds
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 09:22 PM

We hate to throw cold water upon your rejoicing, but we very inadvertently ate the person you call "Khandu" about a month ago. He was, we are afraid, somewhat tough and indigestible even with a nice Bearnaise sauce and lengthy moist cooking. We apologize for this error, we thought that he was George W. Bush.

We have no idea who the person claiming to be Khandu is, but it is certainly not the one you think.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST, Ms Penelope Rutledge
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 09:11 PM

"HAW!!!!" ??????
What sort of silliness is this? Are there no grown-ups in this low-brow establishment?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 05:48 PM

YES, YES, YES!!!!

The Return of the King!

And all those upstart wannabe threads have fallen off the page while the MOAB has once again risen in glory!


There is but one true thread.
That thread's name is MOAB.

Hold tight to the MOAB.
Do not stray from the path of the one true thread.

Seek only to understand the MOAB
And you shall be rewarded.

Your reward shall be great.
And you can super-size it for just 39˘ more.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 05:21 PM

Khandu viewed here...

KHANDU HAS RISEN!! ALL HAIL KING KHNARDAZZ....LORD OF ALL MISSISSIPPI AND REGENT OF HIGH WATERS EVERYWHERE...
GRAND DRAGON OF ALL BULLSHIT AND NONSENSICAL SCENARIOS....
Khandu viewed here...
I must go and inhale snuff now...gahhh and huzzah...I yam dizzy wif elation.



Tweed
K.O.T.R.O.T. and knower of nothing much at all these days....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 03:19 PM

I have to say there has definitely been a falling off in the quality of BS in these parts of late. I know good BS when I see it, and I know trash, and even BS has to draw the line somewhere!! Fortunately the MOAB has not been infected with these low-quality ideas, yet, but be on your guard. I think it's going around.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 01:12 PM

Holy FLIP man! I thought I was wasted till I seen this thread. I wondered why it was so long. Whatta bunch of BS! You people oughta get laid or somethin and take the stress off eh?

- BDiBR


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 08:40 AM

Hi, Mom!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 12:34 AM

Well bless his peapickin' li'l ole heart!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 12:09 AM

Hark??!!!!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: khandu
Date: 18 Nov 03 - 11:38 PM



HAW!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Nov 03 - 07:32 PM

Good Heavens, RR! I've been to New Mexico several times and never knew that there were pine nuts there! Are they like tree huggers and bunny lovers? Are they dangerous? Are they helped by therapy, or are they hopeless cases that we can do little for at this time? And why would you want to put them on a sandwich unless...you...are...a....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 16 Nov 03 - 12:36 PM

My dear Bee-dubya-ell,

You speak a partial truth about me when I was living not-in vain on the Rio Grande but once again the state was not Texas. I was out on the river banks of the Rio in New Mexico. A state that I have loved for it's beauty and pine nuts for many years.


I wonder what a bacon and tuna sandwich would be like? Maybe toss in a few pine nuts and finish it off with a shot of scotch.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Nov 03 - 07:42 AM

Sounds like Rombos in Orillia (no, they don't have an apostrophe in the name, because the owner is a Greek guy named Ted Rombos). He cooks food 7 days a week, 12 hours a day, 364 days a year. What a guy, eh? They got back bacon to die for. Beauty, eh?

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 15 Nov 03 - 08:22 PM

IS THIS where it IS???

No. But It's not a bad place to go for a tuna sandwich and the fried chicken's pretty good. And they never run out of banana pudding.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Peace
Date: 15 Nov 03 - 08:01 PM

I always wanted to be able to say that I had a scotch in Wawa. Don't change its name yet. Please.

Dear Imprisoned Lurcher for Wife's Leaning: this is the place. But if the name of the place is 'I like it like that", then this isn't the place, that is the place. And we all have to start over.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Nov 03 - 07:21 PM

Where else would it be? Welcome, chela! You have found the Source of Enlightenment and the Font of Meaning.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,The Impassioned Searcher for Life's Meaning.
Date: 15 Nov 03 - 11:42 AM

IS THIS where it IS???


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Nov 03 - 10:20 AM

Poor, poor Mother. Wasting away at the bottom when her needless and stupid children have floated to the top.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Nov 03 - 06:15 PM

Dunno about no town called Vainem Kug, but Inkom is jist a few miles down South of here. We don't call it "Ink", though, we call it "Inkom."
Pronounced "Inkum" with a little tiny accent on the first Sillahbull.

Of course, Dracula lived in vein, as much as the undead can be said to actually "live". It was pretty terrible for ol' Drac as teenager -- he needed some orthodontic work in the worst way; everytime he'd go out with young lady you never could tell iffen he'd managed to put the bite on her or if it was just a hickey, with one canine tooth going east and the other going southwest, if you follow that. Why, pretty soon all the guys were makin' fun of Drac, taking his girls away and all, "puttin' the horns on him" as they call it. Anyway, Drac got all bent outa shape about it, even moved away and changed his name, until one foggy Christmas Eve some years back. And the rest is history, but I myself don't let no domestic caribou on MY roof.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 14 Nov 03 - 03:47 PM

My dear Rustic Rebel,

I apologize for relocating you to the the Lonestar State. I thought I remembered you saying that you used to run 'round nekkid on th' banks of the Rio Grande makin' pipes outta riverbank clay an' smokin' locoweed in 'em. I can't remember my own birthday, but my memory's usually pretty reliable where women runnin' 'round in their birthday suits is concerned. If that part of my ole brain's slippin' I guess I'll jus' go shoot myself.

Maybe "Vain" is just shorthand for that Vainom Kug town in Arizona. Sorta like all those 'Catters that live in Kingston Upon Hull over in England just call the place "Hull". Maybe Vainom Kugers just call it "Vain" for short. That would explain why Robert Johnson was so upset that all his love was in Vain. Probably couldn't afford a train ticket to go all the way from Mississippi to Arizona just for a little nookie.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Nov 03 - 02:39 PM

My feeling is that Vain is, like, only a stones throw from Blind River, eh? Maybe "Vain" is, like, a secret name for Blind River, sorta like a soul name. Beauty, eh? Then again, Vain could be an alternate name for Wawa, and God knows, Wawa is seriously in need of an alternate name...almost anything would do!

Then there are Moosejaw, Moosenee, Capuscasing and Pickle Lake...

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Kim C no cookie
Date: 14 Nov 03 - 02:38 PM

How about Vail?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 14 Nov 03 - 02:17 AM

Not even my weather vane lives in vain, although when it grew wings and flew down from the barn roof and rode away on the cows back, I nearly popped a vein right out of my brain from laughing at the entire scene. Who'da thunk?
I hear they have long roads in Texas, but I don't ride those roads Bee-Dubya, I'm up here, not living in vain, in the northern woods of Minnesota. Where did you get Texas from? Although you were close!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 14 Nov 03 - 01:11 AM

In fact, I just went to Mapquest and they don't even have a map of Vain. They have one of Vainom Kug, Arizona, but no Vain... anywhere... in any state or province... in any country.

NOBODY LIVES IN VAIN!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 14 Nov 03 - 01:03 AM

ARE WE LIVING IN VAIN?

Naw, man! You live in Canada - Amos lives in California - Rapaire lives in Idaho - Rustic Rebel lives in Texas - Spaw lives in Ohio - Tweed and I live in Florida - etc. etc. etc. NOBODY lives in Vain! Is it, like, next door to Blind River?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 11:11 PM

MIDNIGHT....NOT A SOUND ON THE MUDCAT...HAVE WE ALL LOST OUR MEMORIES? ARE WE LIVING IN VAIN? STILL TOMORROW...I MEAN TO KNOW WHAT HAPPINESS IS...WHEN THE MOAB...STRIKES AGAIN!

(Toss yo' haid back and sing the above at top volume with a whole lot of feeling...like Whitney Houston on steroids.)

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,freds
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 05:44 PM

Prosit! Salud! A votre sante! Obrigato! Tanstaafl! We are enjoying Earth now! Thank you for inviting us! No, don't mind if we do!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Kim C no cookie
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 05:37 PM

Scheisskopf! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 05:35 PM

You are all so full of

BULLSHIT

and I love you for it.

Yerz,
Tweed
KOTROT,Duc D'Orangejuz


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Yo' mama's kid
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 11:18 AM

Wuffo you dudes and dudettes messing 'round wif sum new momma fo'? Ain't you got no respect? Don' you know that MOAB has struggled to git you where you are? Now you go an' apologize to yo' momma afore I slap you upside the head so hard yo brains gonna rattle for a week!

Now I gotta go shovel stuff out by Tumcumcari.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 11:36 PM

Thank God!!! Just when I had thought that the whole concept of the MOAB had exhausted itself and was sinking to a slow and miserable demise in the trash heap of forgotten threads...this CRISIS has been revealed about the BSSecretStorageSite near Tucumcari!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Make no mistake, this is not just a matter of national concern for Americans, it's a matter of World concern for all people everywhere!

Civilization as we know it could be hanging in the balance, like a moose's testicles on a bitterly cold January night in Wawa (North Ontario)...

This is vital stuff, folks!

Stay tuned...

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Your Mother
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 05:38 PM

No, it's not really your Mother. It's your Mother! That's right, the Mother of All BS Threads in the flesh! This damned website won't let you use HTML tags in yhe name field. What a crock!

But that's not why I'm posting here. I'm posting because I am very upset! In fact, I am livid! To think that some of you, my own children, have been hanging out at this thread instead of coming home and spending time with your Mother! It's only been two days since I fell off the page and there you are, off spending your time with some upstart thread. What's it got that I ain't got? I wanna know!

I'm just too upset to post any more right now. Oh, the shame of it all! To grow old and be abandoned by one's own children!

Sniff... Sniff...

Your MOAB


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 10 Nov 03 - 11:24 AM

Dear Mr. Scheisskopf,

You state that "The US government currently has huge supplies of BS hidden in a cave outside of Tucumcari." Well, while it may be true that the US government thinks it has a huge stash of BS, I certainly wouldn't take the assertion at face value. It is highly likely that there are large amounts of Shinola mixed in with the BS. After all, nobody working for the US government knows shit from Shinola. By the same token, nobody working for the US government knows shit from good apple butter. So, it is quite possible that the cave is half full of apple butter.

Furthermore, having the US government get involved in BS storage is simply a waste of taxpayers' money. Why? Because the job is already being done by the contributors to this, the Mother of All BS Threads, at absolutely no cost to the taxpayer! And, make no mistake about it, we MOABites most emphatically are experts on BS. Our abilities to detect and spout BS are second to none. There's no way anyone could ever slip Shinola past our ultra-BS-sensitive noses.

So, I would suggest that you take a couple of MOABites into that cave in Tucumcari and let them sort the BS from the non-BS. You could then donate the apple butter to a food bank and shine a bunch of stuff with all that Shinola. We'll bring the BS back here to the MOAB where it belongs and the US government will be out of the BS storage business and can go back to wasting the taxpayers' money on other things.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Nov 03 - 10:54 AM

This is a terribly serious situation. You might think that the collision of BS with anti-BS would just bring about a more honest and truthful world, where human clarity and perception were much improved, but unfortunately that is not the case on closer inspection.

No, the truth is that human nature and BS are inextricably tied together in such a way that the core ingredients of BS and anti-BS are the same, and are essential to the human perceptic and analysis ability. What would disappear in the case described is not in fact all BS and false information but the ability to understand facts in context! In other words, if BS and anti-BS collide, all we are left with is skimpy facts literally interpreted without flexibility, compassion, insight or depth-- kind of like the Bush regime. Most people don't realize that a per centage of BS is vitally necessary to a well-regulated society in which robotic and literal-minded data is balanced with imagination and understanding. Not to mention soul.

No BS, no soul, bro. 'Swhat it is, man!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Norbert Scheisskopf
Date: 10 Nov 03 - 09:48 AM

Yes...yes indeed. It's all true. The US government currently has huge supplies of BS hidden in a cave outside of Tucumcari. Enough BS to last for years and years and years and years. More is added every day, swept out of the Hallowed Halls of Congress and State Legislators and shipped to the BSSSS (BS Secret Storage Site) in rail cars cleverly camouflaged to resemble something else.

But the US military has been storing anti-BS in the Tucumcari aquifer for years and years and years and years, since the end of the Huk Rebellion, in fact. And that aquifer is only a few inches below the ground level. I know this from my service in rotsee.

We (HRH Prince Charles and I) are concerned that when the BSSSS leaks, and it will, and the leakage reached the stored anti-BS, the resultant release of energy will or might or might not destroy all other BS in the known and unknown Universes and all fictons between. And who knows what it might do to non-BS?

THEREFORE! If you are concerned about the the preservation of BS in America, write to your Congressman or Congresswoman and your State Legislators and your city councilfolks and ask them, no, BEG them to send a large contribution of your tax money to us, the Society for the Preservation and Encouragement of BS Slinging in America (SPEBSSA).

Thank you.

All you other countries can get to work to save your own BS. Don't depend upon the United States to do everything for you.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Nov 03 - 12:28 AM

Quite -- indeed -- ah, so!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Nov 03 - 12:03 AM

I think the government may already BE in the hands of such people...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 09 Nov 03 - 11:40 PM

If we turned the government over to drug users and petty-minded kleptomaniacs, folks who had a lot of anger and destruction in them,
we would have a government that could,

see pretty colors, while taking the shirt off of your back and getting pissed off that the color is a little faded, thereby burning it up just to see pretty colors again.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Nov 03 - 01:28 PM

This is great stuff! Very illuminating. Now we need Herr Liebenscheiss's comments to summarize and wrap up the psychological implications of a Universe in which BS has become indistinguishable from normality, and that should bloody well put it all in a "nut"shell. I can hardly wait...

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Nov 03 - 11:47 AM

Thanks, Dr E. I think I get the scenario. Imagine, for example, through some quirk of fate that instead of raising our most competent men to represent us, we turned the government over to drug users and petty-minded kleptomaniacs, folks who had a lot of anger and destruction in them.

A series of transformations would start to occur in which it is made clear that property is theft, killing is freedom, liberties are terrorism, and fear is a patriotic duty. A real wonderland of inverted values and upside-down perceptions.

Is that kind of what you mean?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,The Late Dr. Einstein
Date: 09 Nov 03 - 10:50 AM

Guten Tag Herr Amos!

Where is antimatter? It is all around you. Copious amounts if it are right here in this thread. It is easily understood by the equation: M+A=E+BS. In layman's terms: Matter + Antimatter = Energy + BS. When a particle of matter and a particle of antimatter meet, the result is the release of a large amount of energy plus a small amount of BS. Thus, one might say that every quantum of BS in the Universe has a tiny amount of antimatter bound up in it. It is the unbinding that's the tricky part. It has not been done, and there are equations that would seem to indicate that if one were successful in trying to do so it would set off a chain reaction which would alter all of the BS in the Universe. Note that such a chain reaction would not destroy the BS, only alter it. BS would become indistinguishable from non-BS. Remarkably ridiculous things which were formerly BS would be taken seriously. Here's one of those thought experiments for which I was so well known: Imagine a handful of rather bizarre human traits and endow one imaginary person with all of them - say, a misogynist, Nazi, weightlifter, turned movie star with a total of seven working brain cells. Now, make that person governor of the most populous state in the United States. Ridiculous! Right? But such a thing could take place if one starts monkeying with the BS. Just don't do it!

Sincerely,

A. Einstein


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Nov 03 - 02:36 AM

Ohhh, WHERE is antimatter when you really need it???


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Anne Draginny
Date: 09 Nov 03 - 01:18 AM

I don't know, I just don't know. It's sooo difficult to make up one's mind, isn't it? One the one hand you simply must do so, but on the other hand there's the commitment. Take my family, for instance. Whether or not to emigrate, whether we should get the requisite papers from the Polish or Prussian governments, what ship to sail on and on what day, why the need to decide simply abounded!

My twin brother, Andrew, couldn't even decide whether or not to spell his surname as our ancestors did and the official who registered him gave him the official name of Andy Rojiny. What's worse than that, Andy has XX sex-linked chromosones and I have the XY-linkage!

I do think that I hate these decisions, perhaps, but then again, perhaps not. Oh, it's all sooooo difficult!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 09 Nov 03 - 01:13 AM

Rapaire's response to Ms Rutledge's post brings to mind the song Both Sides of Tweed. Now, if Tweed does, in fact, have two sides, is it not possible that one side could run while the other side slides?

And, Tweed, if you're out there, I saw about 200 black vultures roosting on a cellular tower here in Floribama just a couple of days ago. That means that the buzzard migration is in full swing and they're heading your way! You better get the cheap plastic WalMart chairs off the patio before they mistake them for buzzard porta-potties again. And don't forget Mrs. Tweed's Fountain of Eternal Bliss and Tranquility ($29.95 USD at a Big Lots store near you). You don't want them using it for a bidet.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Miss Anne Thropy
Date: 09 Nov 03 - 12:53 AM

Hello. I don't like you people, but don't take it personally. I don't like anyone. When one has the misfortune to be named Miss Anne Thropy there's not much else one can do. Sorry.

Then there's my Uncle Nathan who goes by his first initial, "N". Yes, that makes him N. Thropy. He just mopes around watching everything fall apart. The weeds are rapidly taking over his front yard, which is just as well considering that he doesn't seem to be able to buy a lawnmower that will last any longer than a month.

I would feel sorry for him if I didn't detest him so much. And, again, it's nothing personal. I detest everyone equally.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Nov 03 - 11:33 PM

Oh look at the stars they glitterlike and its too cool like as cool as bill shattner himself in hamlet or macbeth this is a dagger i see before me its handle towards my hand come let me clutch thee piece of work is man or mad mankind is man and cold yes i have a cold and vicodin cough syrup is the thing for fellows whom it hurts to swallow a spring doth make out in the great alone when the wind was so awful still and the icy blackness ring my god how i cursed that thing i'll cash in my chips i guess and if i do i ask that you won't refuse my last request just call in and dedicate a song of sixpence pockets full of barley in the pockets of our greatcoats traveling quick and fast in our own country 'tis of thee last of the mohicans by james fenimore coopers literary sins jaime cardinal sin of the trail of the lonesome phillipines of rome by resphigietti and meatballs with parmesan cheese freshly killed and grated on my nerves like bill shattner himself in hamlet or macbeth this is a dagger


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Peace
Date: 08 Nov 03 - 11:24 PM

There once was a lady named Alice,
Who used a dynamite stick as a phallus,
They found her vagina
In South Carolina
And parts of her anus in Dallas.

I would rell you the tory of Riddle At Riddenhod. Runway, Riddle At Riddenhod hus growing to hangruther's mouse men we shet the Wig Wad Bulf.

Have a nice evening, everyone.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Nov 03 - 10:42 PM

LH:

Whom to which were you addressing your remark, sir?

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Nov 03 - 10:23 PM

Not gonna bite, eh? Hey man, gotta send you that crop circle book. Are you still at the same address?

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Nov 03 - 10:08 PM

Depends on how good the pitch was, don't you see? Sometimes you run, sometimes you have to slide. The more base you want all to belong to you, the easier more you have to slide anyway, you see now? All your bases belong to you you slide more likely?

A


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