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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Eiseley 18 Jul 11 - 08:58 AM
Rapparee 18 Jul 11 - 12:41 AM
Little Hawk 18 Jul 11 - 12:41 AM
Rapparee 18 Jul 11 - 12:37 AM
Eiseley 18 Jul 11 - 12:30 AM
Rapparee 17 Jul 11 - 09:33 PM
Acme 17 Jul 11 - 07:08 PM
Amos 17 Jul 11 - 06:16 PM
Little Hawk 17 Jul 11 - 04:42 PM
Acme 17 Jul 11 - 03:47 PM
gnu 17 Jul 11 - 01:17 PM
gnu 17 Jul 11 - 01:14 PM
Little Hawk 17 Jul 11 - 12:55 PM
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Amos 17 Jul 11 - 09:56 AM
Acme 16 Jul 11 - 11:49 PM
Rapparee 16 Jul 11 - 09:45 PM
gnu 16 Jul 11 - 07:31 PM
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Rapparee 16 Jul 11 - 06:42 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 18 Jul 11 - 08:58 AM

Mwaaa-ha ha ha ha!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Jul 11 - 12:41 AM

That's not true. None of it. Please tell her that you don't believe it. She's outside my house, a noose in one hand and a sawed-off shotgun in the other.

She was at a Church Camp, teaching basket weaving to little girls. Or something. Something innocent and innocuous. All of her boys are neat, "A" students, well dressed, polite, and little gentlemen.

Really.

Please don't let her hurt me.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Jul 11 - 12:41 AM

Shane must've finally made his move! Rapparee got shut up in mid-word.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Jul 11 - 12:37 AM

Folks, you should know that the real reason Eiseley was "camping" in the mountains was because The Law was after her. Seems like she couldn't account for her being in a bank at the same time it was robbed and why the note was in her handwriting. But the FBI gave up the search when they found she was riding with a tough gang -- her three sons. Out here they're called "Ma Eiseley's Boys" and they are mean and tough. The oldest escaped from jail about a month ago by biting through the bars, the youngest drinks a quart of whiskey and chews an entire plug of tobacco before breakfast. Naturally, their mom makes them each shoot someone -- the Old West "Man For Breakfast" tradition, you know -- before any of them ca


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 18 Jul 11 - 12:30 AM

Home now from the mountains where it was so cool that I needed a sweater and the campfire felt really nice. All day it was pleasant in the sun, and when that got too hot, I would move to the shade until that got too cold. We hiked around a lovely lake and saw deer and moose and many, many squirrels.

My youngest son came up to me and whispered, "Come with me, Mom, I think we've found some gold. Shhhh." I walked with him to a little stream where he and two cousins had discovered sparkling flakes of mica. We panned for awhile, but when there were no nuggets to be found, we moved on to other activities.

Eiseley


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Jul 11 - 09:33 PM

Gee, the 89F temp this afternoon (12.9% humidity) with a bit of a breeze felt great as we were eating dinner on the back deck. Garden is doing okay, too, but I've got a lot of transplants and I worry about them.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 17 Jul 11 - 07:08 PM

If it were only so easy!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Jul 11 - 06:16 PM

Rinse and repeat.

Stilly:

STart sending out your resume, cookie!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Jul 11 - 04:42 PM

Do what Chongo would do...

1. Get mad about it!
2. Threaten to shoot the weatherman if things don't improve!
3. Blast off a few rounds into the unresponding sky!
4. Say "Oh, the hell with it!" and have another glass of whisky.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 17 Jul 11 - 03:47 PM

I need to transport my property to the Pacific Northwest, preferably somewhere about 50 miles north of Seattle on Puget Sound. As a North Texas resident I am about completely melted from this heat. My garden is struggling - the idea with keeping it alive now is that when it cools in the fall I will get tomatoes and such. Right now everything is just miserable. All next week the forecast is the same - the highs range from 100 - 102.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 17 Jul 11 - 01:17 PM

Yo. SRS. You musta been sendin brains waves about the heat on accounta I just read yer garden reports on t'other thread. Sounds awful! Maybe ya need a portable AC in the garden.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 17 Jul 11 - 01:14 PM

Some like it hot, hot, hot...

But I don't so I am staying inside with both AC's (just for your A) cranked and watching the World Cup. GO USA!!!

I've got a 12 and a 13, both portables, one in my office hardpiped (well, plastic hose) to the set tub in the cellar, one dripless in the dining room, and they keep the place chilly until we have at least several days in a row of temps of 35 daytime and 20 at night which hasn't happened yet this year, thank goodness.

After the winter we had, we deserve a break with high summer not being as high as usual. last year, we had no spring. It went from winter to nasty hot in a day early on and it stayed hot until mid-fall... Mum didn't get out of her house except to grab the newspaper from the mailbox next to her back door a half dozen days. Of course, twere'nt near as bad as that there Texan had it last summer but you know them there Texans always do things in a BIG way.

Speakin a that there Texan, how's yer tamaters this year anyways eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Jul 11 - 12:55 PM

Assuming he had accepted the invitation...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Jul 11 - 11:53 AM

You'd have had an even better time if Chongo had been invited.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Jul 11 - 09:56 AM

Good morning, Mom!! I was up late having a fine dinner with friends at the Rock Brewery up in Escondido. The red-pepper soup was delectable and the beer was first-rate.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 16 Jul 11 - 11:49 PM


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Jul 11 - 09:45 PM

Hey, I go a message to forward!

From Eiseley, who is camping in the mountains:

"Tell Mom I said hello."



Rapparee √-1


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 16 Jul 11 - 07:31 PM

Youse are a bunch of asymptotes!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Jul 11 - 07:24 PM

Oh, yeah? Try this!

!!!!!!!!***** Little Hawk *****!!!!!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Jul 11 - 07:02 PM

See my earlier remark.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Jul 11 - 06:42 PM

Hah!

Rapparee∞+1


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Jul 11 - 05:03 PM

I can match all of them with a simple abstraction, sirrah.

A(n+1)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Jul 11 - 12:01 PM

If a * is good enough for "Bad Penny" Rutledge a superscript number is good enough for me.

Rapparee4


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 16 Jul 11 - 11:14 AM

Cubed? I don't think they'd eat it, if that's what you have in mind.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Jul 11 - 10:54 AM

Oh dear! Rapparee cubed. Will the world survive it?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 16 Jul 11 - 10:31 AM

MOM, you left dirty dishes in the sink overnight and the ants swarmed in and carried off plates and cutlery. You got at least lock it in the dishwasher so it stays put.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Jul 11 - 10:25 AM

I knew I could bring it out in hiom. He gone done an' cubed himself.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jul 11 - 09:35 PM

Huh? Both of my grandfathers were named Edward with a surname. Sometimes they'd drink a little whiskey, but mostly beer (being of good German descent). One grand mother was named Clara and the other Mary. My mother was named Esther, my father Ralph.

I think Amos is on some sort of SoCal herb....


Rapparee3


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Jul 11 - 08:50 PM

I am, I am. But two wrongs don't male a right, nor a square six times, a cube.

He gets it from his grandfather's side of the family; he was a diehard drinking man they called "Cube O'Libre", half Spanish and half dark rum. Notorious for using large imponderable books with fancy bindings to seduce the ladies back when Tampa was in its heyday, black cigars, brown dancing girls, and dark rum the key to all his successes.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Jul 11 - 08:22 PM

Be glad that he hasn't cubed himself.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Jul 11 - 07:58 PM

Benn there, slid that. I see Rapparee has migrated to exponents now. Why would he try to gild the lily by squaring himself?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jul 11 - 02:36 PM

You can also use it on sand, but not for long.

Rapparee2


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 15 Jul 11 - 01:56 PM

Better than the 30mph toboggan.

A real one hurts worse than the aluminum ones.

Amos... a toboggan is essentially a wide ski with a large curl on the front end that you sit on and slide down a hill when there is snow on the hill. Google snow and you got it eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Jul 11 - 01:52 PM

What is this--Pedants Foot-note disease?


There's a powder for that; perhaps you should take it?



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Jul 11 - 11:02 AM

Gad!!! Almost as terrifying as watching the remorseless, unstoppable, 3 mile an hour advance of the Tobonga!!!!!!! (from the movie "From Hell It Came")


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 15 Jul 11 - 10:55 AM

Look out!

Incoming HTML!!!



Rapparee1


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jul 11 - 10:40 AM

Oh, okay.

Rapparee1


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Jul 11 - 10:38 AM

It's a new convention that she adopted awhile back.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jul 11 - 10:15 AM

You know, "Bad Penny" Rutledge has an asterisk in front of her signature but I can't find ANYWHERE what the note is. Perhaps some flat? Or a simple "Ibid." or "op. cit."?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 15 Jul 11 - 09:39 AM

Does KoKo know?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Jul 11 - 11:43 PM

Erin? I know Erin. Nice lady. She's got at least two kids, but I don't think Mick had anything to do with it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Ms Penelope Rutledge
Date: 14 Jul 11 - 11:25 PM

I trust you gentlemen do know how to defend yourselves against "a man armed with a banana"? (to quote the great John Cleese...)

*PR


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Jul 11 - 09:46 PM

You flatter our bard of Erin, sir; while again changing your subject madly. Isn't there a code about sticking to the choice of assault weapons once made?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Jul 11 - 07:26 PM

But THIS fires up to two GRAPEFRUIT at once!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Jul 11 - 07:19 PM

Ah, hell--everybody knows Mick uses a double-banded model due to excess wear from overhanging underpinnings.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Jul 11 - 04:22 PM

Yup. And I ain't a-gonna tell you where I gits mah secret weapon, the double-barrel slingshot.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Jul 11 - 03:48 PM

My joints don't grow old. I send them off to Bobert while they're still fresh and moist.

I 'speck ole Rapparee just collects the retired units from Big Mick's thong collection to use as ammo; always being careful to wear latex gloves and a respirator in the process.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 14 Jul 11 - 01:56 PM

Not unless his pain meds aren't working or he got hit really hard with one of Rap's tubers.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 14 Jul 11 - 12:47 PM

Amos's old joints are acting up?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Jul 11 - 10:35 AM

Legion caught a Californicator tryin' ta sneak inta the Hovel once. They tied him to a chair and made him drink pure California orange juice until he was sick of it and then switched to Florida OJ. He got sicker'n a dog. Finally, they took pity on him an' gave him a job cleanin' out the cuspidors. After a couple of years of that they made him an Assistant Associate Temporary Potential Member, and just last week voted him "Potential Member" for his long and fateful service. His name is Arnold or Andy or somethin' Swartsensomething. Up at the Hovel he's just called "Cal" (fer Californicator) or "Dummy" or worse.


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