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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Nov 09 - 08:11 PM

Well, I can add Sara Palin (around 0:25 in). Top that.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 23 Nov 09 - 07:34 PM

A pretty girl in her underwear
A pretty girl in her underwear
If there's anything better in this world
who cares
La mort, c'est la mort
mais l'amour, c'est l'amour
La mort, c'est seulement la mort
mais l'amour, c'est l'amour
A pretty boy in his underwear
A pretty boy in his underwear
If there's a better reason
to jump for joy
who cares....


Now Can Amos really do better than that?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 23 Nov 09 - 07:29 PM

Puma LIFT:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM8DA830xng&feature=player_embedded


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 23 Nov 09 - 07:26 PM

This is post #32539. The 32539 Zip Code is in Crestview, Florida. I'll be driving through there Thursday morning in my way to St. Augustine.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 23 Nov 09 - 07:23 PM

Imagine, 3900 gauss of deep penetrating magnetic stimulation, and all that for only $44.95. Am I wroing, Or, does the male model look like LH, but with shorter hair?


http://www.storesonline.com/site/925842/product/MAG-400


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Nov 09 - 05:26 PM

Nice! Good to see that Spock has a decent set of wheels.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 23 Nov 09 - 05:22 PM

Little Hawk, do you have any use for some of the Shat-man's cohorts? Like this?

Kind of throws you into a time warp, doesn't it?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Nov 09 - 05:18 PM

" a special "precious zone" "

What a simply lovely idea! ;-)

I have directed Chongo's attention to your last post, Amos. I told him I'll give him a free drink if he can figure out what it means and explain it to me in simple language. (I know what it means, of course, but I'm brilliant, after all....)

He's been at it for a half hour now, muttering to himself, scratching his head, furrowing his brow, and getting quite frustrated by the look of it. ;-D


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Nov 09 - 04:41 PM

"n my favorite recent study, experimenters manipulate cues so that the subject forms an unconscious goal, whose (unnoticed) frustration makes them lose confidence and perform worse at a subsequent task! The dangerous truth, it seems to me, is that these are not isolated little laboratory events. Instead, they reveal the massed woven fabric of our day-to-day existence. The underlying mechanisms at work impart an automatic drive towards the automation of all manner of choices and actions, and don't discriminate between the 'trivial' and the portentous.

It now seems clear that many of my major life and work decisions are made very rapidly, often on the basis of ecologically sound but superficial cues, with slow deliberative reason busily engaged in justifying what the quick-thinking zombies inside me have already laid on the table. The good news is that without these mechanisms we'd be unable to engage in fluid daily life or reason at all, and that very often they are right. The dangerous truth, though, is that we are indeed designed to cut conscious, aware choice out of the picture wherever possible. This is not an issue about free will, but simply about the extent to which conscious deliberation cranks the engine of behavior. Crank it it does: but not in anything like the way, or extent, we may have thought. We'd better get to grips with this before someone else does."

Andy Clark, Edinburgh University

I would disagree with the good Dr Clark in one key respect, namely that uninspected, instantaneous thought can range from the completely reactionary to the brilliantly rational before it is translated into the cognitive Lakovian frames we think of as conscious deliberation, gear it down into language, and try to express it to others. This is true regardless of where it may be found on the spectrum of insight, differentiation, or rationality.   Anyone who has experienced tight telepathy has experienced this.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Nov 09 - 04:03 PM

I am sure both your mother and Gollum, if they were actually separate individuals, were quite right about you.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Nov 09 - 03:42 PM

My mother used to call me her "precious." So did Gollum.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Nov 09 - 02:53 PM

I dunno--you need a special "precious zone" where you can let your feelings hang out raw and unfettered by mere convention.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Nov 09 - 02:21 PM

Iw ne chsin't je precish en teh MOAB, wheho kin ne je precish?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Nov 09 - 12:45 PM

MEbbeyou can draw some while shaving. Otherwise I have no idea what you are on about, except for not being the topic of discussion for once. I can see how that might upset you, but let's not be too damn precious about it, eh?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Nov 09 - 12:41 PM

I am offended, deeply and mortally offended. Only blood can wash away this offense.

Now excuse me while I go shave.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Nov 09 - 12:28 PM

Poor old ED is getting wasted,
Full of stress and deep dejection
In the kitchen, he got basted
Wearing tinfoil for protection!

Mrs. Brown was awful sorry,
Helped him clean the greasy stuff.
Said "I thought you was a turkey!"
Missus Ed said, "Not far off...".

Ed got mad and cried in fury,
Whirled on Missus Ed and faced her,
"Just for that, until the New Year,
"You can use the turkey baster."

Missus Ed replied, "Oh, really?"
"You may claim you have just cause."
"But I'm really not too worried.
I'll make do with Santa Claus."

Holiday Rhymes from My Children
By Mother MOAB
Xmas 2009


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Nov 09 - 10:59 AM

Please return all drums and drumkits back to Spaw by collect UPS immediately.

Turns out it wasn't funny. Consider this a massive recall.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Nov 09 - 09:40 AM

You just take away everything that is not levitation!!

Is Ed's hat the last basteion of the uncooked?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 23 Nov 09 - 12:47 AM

Here, Ed, is the ultimate source on tin foil hats, from MIT.

Amos, I wish my kids could levitate. Could you come teach them how?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 22 Nov 09 - 10:53 PM

Best forego the foil come Thursday, Ed. Some one might lift it off your head and try to brush a baste on to keep you from drying out;>)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Nov 09 - 10:16 PM

I sure would like to be there to see that. I can see him now, face all screwed up in concentration, floating gently up toward the roof and muttering "So far, so good...".



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 22 Nov 09 - 09:45 PM

Actually, it took me that long to get the return filed.    For me, April 15 is usually the deadline to get the request for extension filed:>)



My house and windows and floors and oven and refrigerator and tops of picture frames and ceiling corners where cobwebs are prone to lurk are soooo clean!

Lucky it isn't too chilly outside, since Sum Yung Sun is banned from the house until his grandparents arrive on Thursday, unless he can figure out how to levitate.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Nov 09 - 09:16 PM

It was too big for them to count in the usual way. Right? Right??


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 22 Nov 09 - 07:48 PM

It took this long for them to send you your refund? I guess they must have hand-carried it from the Department of the Treasury in Washington, D.C., but I think even then you'd get it a little earlier.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 22 Nov 09 - 07:46 PM

I believe I just averted being hit by a high-speed "killer"singing electron...the aluminum foil seems to have worked...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 22 Nov 09 - 06:02 PM

We're near 2012
Armageddon is due
So, I'm flustered

The climate's askew
Everyone's got swine flu
So, I'm flustered

Magnetic poles exchange
Turning guys into dames
So, I'm flustered

The dollar is down
No jobs to be found,
So, I'm flustered

Health care, it's gone dry
Money's all in Dubai
So, I'm flustered

The government says
Taxes it will raise
So, I'm flustered

Santa's giving soft porn
The keyboard is worn
So, I'm flustered

Our troops over there
Fight straw wars everywhere
So, I'm flustered

There's no refuge in song
'Cause the music's all gone
So, I'm flustered

Not a thing I can do,
So, I'm calling on you '
So we can reminisce
With a toke and a kiss
And, be flustered


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 22 Nov 09 - 05:22 PM

I got my federal income tax refund. Yea! Now I can pay my County property taxes! Well, I suppose I could contribute to the good causes Rapaire noted a day or two ago. I did think about it, albeit briefly.

Remember, it's the thought that counts.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 22 Nov 09 - 03:05 PM

Is this picture an early sign that the poles are beginning to shift for 2012?

http://photoclub.canadiangeographic.ca/photos/randy_burns/picture134032.aspx


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 22 Nov 09 - 02:57 PM

Just made myself a tin foil hat to protect me from the gender bender rays.
http://images.google.ca/images?client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&channel=s&hl=en&source=hp&q=tin+foil+hats&um=1&ie


When I touch the wires I keep seeing this 2012 scene:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPxQ1CC98R8&feature=related

Hopefully, I won t have to by a new GPS, and camping compass?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 22 Nov 09 - 02:22 PM

This is post #32514. I used to live and work in Zip Code 32514!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Nov 09 - 01:42 PM

The speed and angle of declination of the tenor of our conversation is enough to give paws.

Maybe when 2012 flips all our categories of Being, some of us will be given paws.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 22 Nov 09 - 01:06 PM

My video card seems to have died. Only one monitor works. Perhaps I should try furniture polish on the card, to let the electrons slip in easier.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Nov 09 - 12:55 PM

I'm trying to imagine life as a otter.

Ed, if you shine up the phone good and proper, the electrons will slide through the wires faster and you'll telephone bill will be lower because you pay for the number of electrons that go through the wire -- it's sorta like a toll road, but not exactly.

Another thing you can do is unplug everything attached to you computer, and especially anything connected to a network, get a can of compressed air or an air compressor, and blow all the byte dust out of the lines. See, bits of data are always rubbing together in there, and the bitsanding (as it's called) causes byte dust to accumulate and slow down your computer. But be warned -- always put a baggie over one end of the cords and stuff or you'll have byte dust all over the house or whatever.

And wireless is even worse. You should keep a baggie over your wireless router because it's broadcasting byte dust into the are 24/7/365(366).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Nov 09 - 12:33 PM

A new report is in on 2012 Earth changes:

The Earth's magnetic field will reverse polarity in 2012. What will happen when the Earth reverses polarity is that everybody's gender will flip too. All the men will become women, all the women will become men. (Though Elton John and a few other individuals will remain...ummm...well, a bit ambiguous.)

Should be interesting. But we'll all have to go out and buy a new wardrobe. Hmmm. Well, it should benefit the economy, I suppose.

Now I'm trying to imagine Bobert as a "womanz". Sheesh. This is a really tough one to contemplate.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 22 Nov 09 - 12:30 PM

A slippery path to spiritual oblivion could indeed result in a runaway horse condition, maybe a slippery banana-skin situation , or perhaps poorly cooked perogies....

Devations in electromagnetic transmissions care known to result in "limitless knowledge" or "limitless MAOB posting", but, rarely both...at least rarely in the same space and time zone.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Nov 09 - 12:14 PM

So true, Amos! I can still recall episodes in "Bloom County" with Opus the Penguin running desperately around the house pursued by a babbling television that is screaming at him about the "Ronco Turnip Twaddler" at a special reduced price..."IT SLICES! IT SPLICES! IT SQUOOSHES!"

In the final scene we see an exhausted and defeated Opus a few days later signing a receipt for a trucker's delivery of about 5,000 Ronco Turnip Twaddlers direct to his door. His whole front entrance is full of packages of turnip twaddlers, stacked to the ceiling. He will no doubt be paying for them for many years to come...at a high rate of interest.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Nov 09 - 11:49 AM

Ed:

Electromagnetic transmissions can be very treacherous. Do not allow them to suborn your native sovereignty or your spiritual self-determination. You will end up buying things you do not want which you will then be forced to want because you have them.

This is a slippery path to spiritual oblivion, encased by the faint shimmering walls of fraudulent desire to the end of your days, never able to see freely or clearly, doomed to a deathlike spin of false wanting and bad having feeding on each other like voracious flying demons.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: catspaw49
Date: 22 Nov 09 - 10:57 AM

Shine the livin' hell outta' your phone Ed!

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 22 Nov 09 - 10:20 AM

So, last night, one of the presenters on Children's Christmas Telethon said, "pick up your phone and pledge" I'm still sitting here with the phone in one hand and a can of furniture polish in the other wondering what the fuck I'm supposed to do next.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Nov 09 - 09:46 AM

Spaw, thanks. Please send ten of your kits to George. Address to be sent separately by PM.. Thanks so much.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Nov 09 - 08:31 PM

You betcha.

Hey, that was a nice tribute Bob did for Johnny Cash.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: catspaw49
Date: 21 Nov 09 - 07:48 PM

I haven't dropped by for awhile so I wanted to stop in and make sure you all had chance to get your very own "Anne Frank Drum KIt."   Even if you don't buy, at least I posted it which will help assure my nomination to the Seth McFarlane Hall of Fame for Aggravating Humor.

Thanks


Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 21 Nov 09 - 07:43 PM

Old folkies: "You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there." George Burns.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 21 Nov 09 - 07:27 PM

A-hem. Need I remind you that this is a BS thread? Keep the music content a little lower or they might move us above the line. And wouldn't that rattle a few of the old folkies around here.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Nov 09 - 06:05 PM

We had an admissions dude in college named Quinn. He was a pretentious Korean War wannabee and everyone knew it. His office was DIRECTLY over the Student Union...I think "Mighty Quinn" was played was played day and night for a week or more before the Powers That Be had it removed from the jukebox. Seems like the students had learned how to turn the volume on the 'box up. WAY up for that song.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 21 Nov 09 - 05:15 PM

LH
Interesting how an artist singing someone elses song can often make their version seem so unique.

A good example is Dylan's version of Johnny Cash's "Train of Love", played at the JC Tribute session.

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=31470699


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Nov 09 - 04:36 PM

That's true, Ed. During his career Dylan has written some songs that he more or less "donated" to various musical friends to do as cover tunes and seldom performed himself. Or else it just happened that way in a passive sense. Some examples:

Farewell Angelina - a Joan Baez standard
Love Is Just a Four Letter Word - another Joan Baez standard
Seven Days - Ron Wood cover
This Wheel's On Fire - The Band
I Shall Be Released - first covered by The Band, I think, but Dylan has also played it a fair bit in concerts
The Mighty Quinn - barely ever performed by Dylan, but Manfred Mann had a hit with it


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 21 Nov 09 - 04:12 PM

LH, as to your Dylan comment "gives "Seven Days" to Ron Wood".
It's odd, but the first person one hears sing'in a song seems to influence yo in the future. I heard it first from Ronnie Woods, not from Dylan.

Science says ancient pathways our brains gives us direct access...from what you smell....to memories from the past. I feel it's also true for music. Hearing a song you heard as a young'un brings you directly back to a youthful experience.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 21 Nov 09 - 03:52 PM

Still moving furniture around here MOM. I may be disturbing a few of those particles they're trying to shake loose at CERN. I'll let them know if we have any spare ones around the house.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Nov 09 - 02:55 PM

I say, old chum--every minute you live has become new history even now! So what's new?


A


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