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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Amos 17 Feb 09 - 12:18 PM
Rapparee 17 Feb 09 - 11:50 AM
Acme 17 Feb 09 - 11:43 AM
Rapparee 17 Feb 09 - 11:42 AM
Little Hawk 17 Feb 09 - 11:37 AM
Rapparee 17 Feb 09 - 11:36 AM
Amos 17 Feb 09 - 10:57 AM
Acme 17 Feb 09 - 10:05 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 17 Feb 09 - 09:32 AM
Rapparee 17 Feb 09 - 03:25 AM
Little Hawk 16 Feb 09 - 11:48 PM
Amos 16 Feb 09 - 11:33 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 16 Feb 09 - 10:59 PM
Little Hawk 16 Feb 09 - 10:46 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 16 Feb 09 - 10:09 PM
Rapparee 16 Feb 09 - 09:54 PM
Amos 16 Feb 09 - 09:18 PM
Acme 16 Feb 09 - 07:54 PM
Rapparee 16 Feb 09 - 07:42 PM
Little Hawk 16 Feb 09 - 06:00 PM
Amos 16 Feb 09 - 05:53 PM
Little Hawk 16 Feb 09 - 04:13 PM
Acme 16 Feb 09 - 12:40 PM
GUEST,Rapaire 16 Feb 09 - 12:34 PM
Little Hawk 16 Feb 09 - 12:23 PM
Acme 16 Feb 09 - 10:39 AM
Amos 16 Feb 09 - 02:26 AM
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Acme 15 Feb 09 - 08:14 PM
Little Hawk 15 Feb 09 - 12:16 PM
Amos 15 Feb 09 - 11:59 AM
Little Hawk 15 Feb 09 - 11:53 AM
Acme 15 Feb 09 - 11:49 AM
Acme 15 Feb 09 - 12:30 AM
Little Hawk 15 Feb 09 - 12:00 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 14 Feb 09 - 11:36 PM
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Amos 14 Feb 09 - 10:40 PM
Amos 14 Feb 09 - 08:53 PM
Little Hawk 14 Feb 09 - 06:20 PM
Acme 14 Feb 09 - 05:33 PM
Little Hawk 14 Feb 09 - 12:52 PM
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Amos 14 Feb 09 - 12:39 AM
Janie 13 Feb 09 - 11:49 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Feb 09 - 12:18 PM

Which could use a little Bounty of their own, given their usual mode of use...



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Feb 09 - 11:50 AM

Sorry.

It should be "Viva mes cojones!"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 17 Feb 09 - 11:43 AM

Amos, you're the quicker-picker-upper, and got the reference, the rest of them are still off in VIVA-land.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Feb 09 - 11:42 AM

Viva me cojones!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Feb 09 - 11:37 AM

Viva las encantadas!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Feb 09 - 11:36 AM

I'm just plying around, picking things up.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Feb 09 - 10:57 AM

You guys are on a roll, aren't you?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 17 Feb 09 - 10:05 AM

Such a Bounty of Vivas here.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 17 Feb 09 - 09:32 AM

Viva paper towels!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Feb 09 - 03:25 AM

Until the Revolution. Come the Revolution you will all be stood up in front of The Wall and you KNOW what happens next.

Viva la Revolucion! Viva la Guerra de Liberdad! Viva la Quinze Brigada! Viva el Zorro! Viva Muiretta! Viva los Muertos!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Feb 09 - 11:48 PM

I like it. ;-) Capitalism doing what it does best...and I'm sure it is of much benefit to Mexico.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Feb 09 - 11:33 PM

You guys from Wonderland ought to come down and watch the flow into San Ysidro from Tijuana on a typical afternoon, and count the discount medical and dental patients who have been a l'otro lado for a day of thinning, filling, botox, detox, or any other treatment you can imagine. They come across in their scores and hundreds every day. Within a short walk's distance from the San Ysidro gateway, there are a hundred or two pharmacies, and an equal number of dentists. Something must be happening to keep them all in business.

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 16 Feb 09 - 10:59 PM

Yes, somewhere in the greater San Diego area there's a dentist having to eat Porterhouse steak tonight instead of Chateaubriand and it's all Amos's fault.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Feb 09 - 10:46 PM

It is shocking, isn't it, Rapaire? I think Homeland Security should be informed that Amos is spending American money outside these Yew-nited States of America!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 16 Feb 09 - 10:09 PM

Amos only despises self-referential first-person decrepitude because he's never had it prepared the right way. The proper way to cook a mess of self-referential first-person decrepitude is to grill it on an open fire fueled by Möbius strips. Now that's some good eatin'!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Feb 09 - 09:54 PM

Mom, if Amos doesn't start using dentists and oral surgeons in the US the American Dental Association is gonna come for him. How dare he spend LESS that anyone else? Why, the ingratitude is overwhelming! Look at the "Crest" endorsements and figure how much that alone cost!

Humph!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Feb 09 - 09:18 PM

I positively and absolutely deeeSPISE self-referential first-person decrepitude in my own context....truly, I do!



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 16 Feb 09 - 07:54 PM

MOM, I'm going to the eye doctor tomorrow (don't tell Nurse Ratched, I don't need her deciding to check my stiff neck before I leave the house. I know it's there because I'm tipping my head back to see my computer screen).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Feb 09 - 07:42 PM

What? I come home from Jackson Hole and GTNP and you think I was at some sort of GOP tent revival with LH?? At -7 F.??? In the middle of the National Elk Refuge????

(Calling Nurse Ratchet! Help needed with Mr. Amos!)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Feb 09 - 06:00 PM

Whaddya talkin' about??? Chongo already IS someone respectable.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Feb 09 - 05:53 PM

Boy, you and Rapaire must be fresh back from the Great GOP Revival committee meeting, LH!! I have never seen such rampant and frabjous and unctuous venal mendacity in all my born days. Poor, poor Chinga. All she ever wanted to do was see her brother become somebody respectable; but alas, 'twas ne'er to be!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Feb 09 - 04:13 PM

5 degrees below freezing here today. That's pretty mild for February.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 16 Feb 09 - 12:40 PM

North Texas - 39 today as opposed to 59 yesterday and 75 a couple of days earlier.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Rapaire
Date: 16 Feb 09 - 12:34 PM

Well Mom, I'm heading home. 0F this a.m., compared to -7 yesterday.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Feb 09 - 12:23 PM

Chongo's poor showing in the election was due to one thing, Amos. Specism. Rank prejudice. As for Chinga...she's not his sister. She's some kind of troublemaker who is pretending to be his sister. She was probably paid off to do it by some of Chongo's political enemies. I know you were very worried about the damage that the APP could do to your candidate, Mr Obama, and the votes they might siphon off from the Democrats, so I'm not a bit surprised that you are involved with this simian Mata Hari who acted to sabotage Chongo's campaign. Shame, sir, shame! Fie!

p.s. - I'll see your swan and raise you 2 Emus and a Great Northern Auk.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 16 Feb 09 - 10:39 AM

We get a modest eye exam and glasses coverage at work and dental that is fine as long as nothing is wrong, but those co-pays shoot way up if you have to have word done outside of regular cleanings. They act like your eyes and teeth aren't a part of your health. It's time all of those things were lumped together, yet truth be told, most "traditional" health care plans probably booted those two out because too many folks actually need glasses and dental work. It's like kicking out those with "pre-existing conditions."

So how long do you have to eat a mashed potatoe diet, Amos?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Feb 09 - 02:26 AM

See, that's where you and old Chongo have SO much in common, LH. You're both more than willing to turn your back on the hard-working gal who has given her all for you, who is the real secret behind your good fortune; but you will turn and walk out on her without so much as a thank you!! Feckless ingratitude!! No wonder Chongo never got any votes; his turpitude was showing and the voters knew it!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Feb 09 - 09:01 PM

I don't figure Canada's much better in that respect, Bee-Dub. Dental work is very expensive here and it is NOT covered by our health insurance program! It's the big gaping hole in the program. Most of the other medical stuff is covered, but not dental...unless it is surgery done in a hospital by an M.D. I have no other notable medical expenses most of the time, but dental is a killer. If I was close to Mexico, and I knew the right place to go, I'd probably do exactly what Amos is doing.....aside from the visits with Chinga, that is! (shudder) I wouldn't touch her with a ten-foot pole. Not even a six inch pole. Uh-uh.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 15 Feb 09 - 08:38 PM

Little Hawk probably doesn't realize how expensive dental procedures are in the US. Periodontists, for example, commonly use a contract that requires patients remit 50% of their monthly incomes until they die. Then, should they be reincarnated in human form, they must resume payments upon their new incarnation's 21st birthday. It's called the "Dental Karmic Wheel Program" and, once you get on, the only way off is to come back as a whelk.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 15 Feb 09 - 08:14 PM

The pot roast is about ready to serve up. I had some cheap red wine so I poured it into the sauce. Oughta give it a nice zip! It's all nice and soft for Amos' poor sore mouth.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Feb 09 - 12:16 PM

What an ingrate! I insisted for months that Chinga did not exist for one and only one reason, Amos. To protect your reputation. I didn't want the sordid details of your interspecies romance to ever be revealed to the world at large. I tried and tried to get you to shut up about Chinga, but you just wouldn't listen, you went on and on, and now it's too late! Your situation has become painfully obvious even to bored housewives in Schenectady. Still, I will stand by you, old buddy. That's the kind of friend I am. Yessiree. Friends like that are not easy to find, but you can count on me, even if you are living in denial 24 hours a day and consorting with a flea-ridden, disease-carrying simian sex maniac with the manners and morals of an alley cat.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Feb 09 - 11:59 AM

Oho!! THIS from the man who insisted for months poor Chinga did not exist!!! What feckless slander.

The costs of dental work in Tijuana is about 1/3 or 1/2 that for the same work in San Diego. So it's worth the walk from the border into town and back. We have a really top-drawer clinica dentale down there.

I am back in the office watching whirlwind shards of last week's overtime drift through the wind.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Feb 09 - 11:53 AM

He goes down there for his illicit rendezvous's (plural) with Chinga, his simian paramour...

Never has the expression "the beast with two backs" been realized in a seamier and more revolting fashion! It's disgraceful.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 15 Feb 09 - 11:49 AM

Is Amos through staggering around in the streets of Tijuana? Did he stay put in his bed after he made it back home to San Diego, or did he wake up and start roaming around again? MOM wants to know if she needs to send the Legion Hall boys out to look for him, 'cause she thought she saw him walk past the house headed south at about 3am.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 15 Feb 09 - 12:30 AM

Sweet, LH!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Feb 09 - 12:00 AM

Try this one on for size.

Will you be my valentine?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 14 Feb 09 - 11:36 PM

Hi, Mom! Here's aValentine's Day rose for you.

I would give Little Hawk a Valentine's Day turd, but it would probably crash his browser again.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Feb 09 - 11:13 PM

Why do you go to Tijuana for dental treatment? I'm sure you have a good reason, I'm just wondering, that's all. Does DougR know that you are going outside the Homeland to get medical treatment???? (gasp!)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Feb 09 - 10:40 PM

Mom:

We made it back despite several attempted kidnappings -- by the time the surgeon had finished tying up his little stitches, the buzz on the street was we ate bullets and killed with a single glance. So they left us alone heading back to el autro lado.

It is always interesting to visit Tijuana. This trip was early in the morning, and the thoroughfares were blank and the doorways shut, and the mobs still in hiding.

One little blue pill and ten shots of Novocaine and blood coagulant, and I was off in dream land, The hike back across town was fuzzy and dream like. It is a good thing, too, that my BBW and First Valentine was willing to take the trip home. I passed out for four hours.

So now I have slept off the sedative and the side of my world-renowned jawline is beginning to tell me what I have put it through, and it is not a pretty story. Hopefully things will be better in the morning...


Your favorite rambling boy,


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Feb 09 - 08:53 PM

Obsessive adherence to some idea that seems right to you is not mental competency, LH. AU contraire!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Feb 09 - 06:20 PM

Am I the only one left here who is mentally competent???

(that was a rhetorical question) ;-D


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 14 Feb 09 - 05:33 PM

This Thread is not a Person???

Hush your mouth, LH, or it'll be Lifebouy for the rest of the afternoon!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Feb 09 - 12:52 PM

Will you people stop all this "Mom" stuff!? It's making me feel ill. This thread is not a person, it's a forum for self-expression, so express, dang it!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 14 Feb 09 - 01:14 AM

MOM, the kitchen is spotless. Don't let the boys mess it up tomorrow while I'm out barbecuing burgers in the driveway for the kids. We're doing a smallish wake for the kitty we lost a couple of weeks ago. I know, it seems silly, but this is the first pet the kids lost.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Feb 09 - 12:39 AM

I will spend the day fighting off drug-crazed drug smuggling mafiosi SOuth of the Border, making my way through lead and fire to the safe haven of a dental clinic where I will have the pleasure of going under while they stick bone implant material into the roof of my mouth.

Another 13-hour day at work Mom;. THis economy really sucks.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Janie
Date: 13 Feb 09 - 11:49 PM

Seems a bit harsh on yer Old Man's Birthday, Leo, to get kicks from all over the world.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Feb 09 - 10:48 PM

Do you intend to go in the nude?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Feb 09 - 08:44 PM

Mom, this may be my last post.

I'm going to Jackson Hole, Wyoming this weekend, we're leaving tomorrow and I won't be back until Monday.

We'll ride on a sleigh through the elk herd at the National Elk Refuge, we'll stay right in downtown JH. I'm not sure that I'll have computer access this weekend, so this might be my last post, at least until Monday. Most likely I will, but who knows?

I know I'll be home Monday, because, Mom, I can't afford to stay in JH. The billionaires are driving out the millionaires there, or were last year. Who knows what is in store this year?

We'll eat at Bubba's, never fear. And we have reservations at the Gun Barrel tomorrow night.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Feb 09 - 07:11 PM

I'll see your swan and raise you an albatros.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Feb 09 - 07:02 PM

At least we now know who to blame for this chaos. I swan, it is beginning to look like the End Time of the Czars. SHeesh.


A


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