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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Acme 07 May 08 - 10:52 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 May 08 - 10:52 PM

Will anyone be in the house while the new one is going on? It's like living inside a drum, and seems, from comparing notes with others familiar with the experience, to pretty uniformly generate a really substantial headache by the end of the day.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 May 08 - 09:18 PM

Got a big ugly truck sitting in front of the house, all set to haul away the old cedar shakes on the roof. Gonna git me a bran' new RUFF!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 May 08 - 08:09 PM

You usually can't tell him anything he doesn't already know either, Amos.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 07 May 08 - 07:35 PM

we'ew lA-dee-dah because "we got elegance!"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 May 08 - 07:25 PM

Mom, did the septic leech into the well again? There must be something in the water. The guys are really la-la today.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 May 08 - 06:56 PM

I asked that girl to marry me,
And whaddya think she said?
She said she would not marry me
'Til all the rest were dead!!


Lalalalaladedadeda
Lalalalaladedadeda


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 May 08 - 04:31 PM

You can always tell an old cow hand, from the Rio Grande,
But you cannot tell him much.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 07 May 08 - 04:17 PM

Thanks. we can share it if you want.

It's just I worked reallly, really, really, hard for it, and Amos made fun of me, and everything.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 May 08 - 04:12 PM

Okay, here it is.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 07 May 08 - 03:55 PM



MOM!

RAPAIRE TOOK MY SPINNER!

Make him give it BACK!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 May 08 - 03:52 PM

Existentially an elderly former resident of the immediate area of riparian boundary between the United States of America and the Republic of Mexico employed as a collector of semi-domesticated bovines, but without genu varum or an excess of melanocytes the epidermal covering of the oral mucosa, fat tissue, and the buccinator muscle....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 07 May 08 - 03:41 PM

duh! I so should have figured that out!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 May 08 - 03:29 PM

Hit the deck!

(Sorry)....



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 07 May 08 - 03:07 PM

Light the lights

we've nowhere to go but the heights

starting here,
starting now

everythings coming up roses!

I have to admit I don't get the first line.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 May 08 - 02:52 PM

Pugilate the marine platform external surfacing!
Energize the incandescent filament-heat phton-emission devices!
Collective possession includes no location useful as mobility-destination descriptors except that set of said descriptors of altitude distributions greater than 80 per cent!

Initializing at the present coordinates,
Commencing at the current locus rounded to nanoseconds in local space-time temporal units,

Phenomenological events are universally observed transcending normal atmosphere-soil boundary layers in the form of highly cultivated roseate stem-borne flowers.


(How am I doing, man?)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 07 May 08 - 11:15 AM

a decotation of Thea sinensis foliage imbibed with a supercooled mixture of sugars and pulped ovarine tissue from vegetion and with heat denatured, fermented paste made of crushed seeds of a selected grass varietal.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 07 May 08 - 08:36 AM

That's alright Amos - the whole musical theatrics thing goes over a whole lot of peoples heads.


A brief scripted missive to follow Agrarian workers distributing vegetative reproductive cells across tilled properties.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 May 08 - 11:04 PM

Oh, god. I feel so STUPID!!!

He was invoking the nomenclature of scalable acoustical archetectonics!! And I didn't even notice!!!


I take it all back, MM -- you were too subtle for my abraded old brain!! You are truly a man of Emms.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 May 08 - 10:24 PM

Doe, a deer, the freezer's full
Ray, that boy was sure surprised
Me, I nailed old Bambi's mom
Fa, I did it at 800 yards!
So, yeah, it was a fa fa shot,
La, de da de da de da!
Tea, Long Island back in camp,
And that brings us back to the doe!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 May 08 - 10:18 PM

What's Little Hawk on about, canker on parsnips?

He was doing the Doe, a deer, a female deer, Re, a drop of golden sun bit, but he did it without the definitions, just do re me. I think he was trying to build a musical pyramid. It had something to do with what we were talking about a while back--whatever that was.

I responded that his scientific named deer (in the headlights?) should have been a plant not a deer, and I suggested the appropriate plant.

Maybe I had that conversation in my head and not on the screen. But we thought it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 May 08 - 10:17 PM

Yes sir, that ol' thuty-thuty makes music to mah ears.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 06 May 08 - 10:12 PM

hey! There was plenty of context. And order. And even Music!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 May 08 - 10:05 PM

I dunno. I jist goes an gits mah gun an blows em all ta hayel.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 May 08 - 09:42 PM

I munder as I maunder...out under the escutcheon...how nameless quintenderers employ their professions?

Do they persevere parsimoniously? Or do they venerate voraciously? Can parsimonious perseverance lead in time to venerable veracity or will it instead devolve slowly but surely into cantankerous tendentiousness? And if so, whither the wanderer who witless stands? Or not standing, sits? And if not then, when?

I munder as I maunder.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 06 May 08 - 09:30 PM

And youse are both FLIPPED! Youse people oughta get a life.

- Shane


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 May 08 - 08:53 PM

You sir are a sesquipedalian jacknapes, a sussuration of semantic solipsism, a maundering meerschaum-footed munchkin of meandering morphemes, and a conscienceless concatenator of catenary catarrh-strewn tropes.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 May 08 - 08:46 PM

"just finding some long words and stringing them up isn't true quality BS"

Hovering puissantly amidst beneficent tranquility suffices whilst pondering new and untried techniques of spelunking the evanscent waves of time.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 May 08 - 07:25 PM

MM, my old friend, lookee hyar.

BS comes in many tones and rhythms and qualities.

But just finding some long words and stringing them up isn't true quality BS. It has to have a framework, it has to sound like something that might be meaningful.

You're doing awful well with your practicing polysyllabic obscurantism. Awful well. Mom would be proud.

But let's surprise her and before you come back into the parlor to show your latest trick, try adding a little context to spice things up. It will double dazzle them!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 May 08 - 06:51 PM

He done gone and found hisself a THEE-saurus.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 May 08 - 05:36 PM

MM:

What are you ON, dude??


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 06 May 08 - 04:26 PM

Agrarian workers distrbuting vegetative reproductive cells across tilled properties.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 May 08 - 04:17 PM

Back and forth . . . I thought you were giving us another GW Bush analogy, but no, it's a deer. You're off in Sound of Music land.

This is a picture of Bush--of the Toxicodendron radicans that our current resident is: Ewwww, I break out just looking at it. Old Bush is a bullous lesion on the landscape of America's backside.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 06 May 08 - 03:57 PM

an extremly great distance at which to perambulate with rapidity


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 May 08 - 03:54 PM

I had some of those at various times, but a good salve usually fixed me right up.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 06 May 08 - 02:47 PM

self referential nomenclature


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 06 May 08 - 02:46 PM

0.05 mL of aureate solar energy


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 06 May 08 - 02:41 PM

an ovum producing speciman of Odocoileus virginianus


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 06 May 08 - 02:39 PM

a singular speciman of Odocoileus virginianus


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 May 08 - 02:39 PM

Well, its not all that simple, Still. It isn't even a straight triangle spinner as it would be if the number were 23Delta32. But it won't be because we don't have a Delta chiffre thingy as a number.

Instead it is an elevated offset triangle, the top part of the 4. a right triangle. Computing the impact of this spinner around an axis free to locate within the bounds of the triangle is no small task, and the effective movement is probably not even cyclical. Irregularities are introduced by the sin/cosine equations modulated by the varying impact (assuming a uniform field of gravity) of the varying leverage of the stem of the "4". And assuming that the mass distribution is consistent with the placement of black pixels or dots. Assuming, indeed, that a character has any mass at all. An irregular ellipsoid series can be expected.

It is my belief that character has mass, because George Bush, over the last eight years, has obviously lost his and he looks like he's walking in a total vacuum-driven implosion caused by the loss of all character. He looks gray and wrinkled, like a free-diver at 100 meters.

But that is purely anecdotal, and no-one has done the math.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 May 08 - 02:28 PM

Doh!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 06 May 08 - 01:56 PM

re-mi-fa-mi-re


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 May 08 - 01:39 PM

In thirty-one more postys we canhave a triangle-style spinner in 23432.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 May 08 - 10:41 AM

I'll make a target for your team, Rap. Here's a nice round number--aim at the center of the zeros.

23400


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 May 08 - 10:25 AM

I was playing with some kind of quick draw reference.

Marshall Quick WithDraw


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 May 08 - 09:39 AM

I think Bookies with Balls would serve as a name.

As for free will, there's always a price. Even a mock-up knows that! :D


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 May 08 - 08:57 AM

Then my creations wouldn't have free will, Amos. And I want them to have free will so that they can avoid probate and enhance their sex lives.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 May 08 - 07:42 AM

Not your idea? What?

As I recall, sir, you have made it clear the whole universe was your idea, and every event within it, as well.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 May 08 - 09:57 PM

My staff of supervisory personnel are not going to Dublin with me, nor am I going to bring arms (other than those provided by Mama Nature) into Ireland with me. Well, maybe a pocketknife, but nothing else.

It's been my experience that if you really really need weapons you can make them or find them. Unfortunately.

The supervisors have to stay back home in Idaho and represent the Library at the budget hearing. It is they who wish to form a Pistol Shooting Team and eventually challenge the local cops to a target shoot at the range.

This has gone so far that Browning (the firearms company) has been requested to supply us with seven .22 pistols at better than half off. These pistols (Buckmark) have been used by various pistol teams around the US for what is called "Bullseye" shooting.

We would be shooting NRA B-3 targets at 10 meters. Various names have been proposed for the group, none of which have yet been accepted:

The Bullettes
Pistol Packin' Dames (and Dude) (PPD = Pocatello Police Department)
Blastin' Bookers
Marshall Law
Seven Women At Targets (SWAT; rejected "At" could be changed to "As")

We have been offered the services of a police department shooting instructor and have been contacted by two local Olympic-level pistoleers.

Now you know. And no, this wasn't my idea.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 05 May 08 - 05:14 PM

Firearms will be borrowed for this competition? You're not going to try to pack them and go through airports with them, right?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 May 08 - 04:51 PM

"RIVERDALE, Utah — The police chief in Riverdale accidentally shot himself in an ankle while demonstrating how to dislodge a jammed handgun.

Chief Dave Hansen was taken to McKay-Dee Hospital in Ogden for surgery.

The 54-year-old chief accidentally fired a gun during a training exercise inside a conference room at Riverdale police headquarters.

A fire captain and Riverdale Mayor Bruce Burrows confirmed the chief shot himself Saturday in an ankle bone. They said he was trying to fix a gun with a jammed round when the bullet fired.

Riverdale police officers carry .40-caliber pistols.

Hospital supervisor Rohn Larsen said Hansen was in stable condition Sunday. Larsen said he couldn't reveal which ankle — left or right — the chief shot."

Mmmm...   IDaho pistol packer shoots self in foot. Lesseee. Maybe we should send him to Dublin instead of the book guy?



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