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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 11:08 AM

Hit under the ball to blast a chipshot out of the sand.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 11:04 AM

BiGawd, yer right -- that pitbull does look preppy -- or at least like a jock who attends a preppy school!! LOL Maybe someone trying out for the Cornell gridiron team...rathah!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 10:58 AM

Paul is dead.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 10:48 AM

I just sent you a photo. I only got three, the dogs were moving too much and the rest were a blur. And truth be told, that sweater became a dog toy for tug-of-wars because it was so sturdy. They eventually chewed it up and for weeks after giving it to them I found red and blue fibre around the yard in dog poop.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 10:39 AM

The notion of a preppy pitbull just boggles the imagination.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 10:28 AM

Well there's an interesting number

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 10:28 AM

BRrrrrrr! Stomp stomp stomp. . . .clunk of a shutting door

Geez, Louise, but it's COLD out there! Damn near slipped in the ice while out breaking an inch of the cold stuff off of the top of the dogs' water dish. (The girls have their own radiator out in the garage--there's no way a pit bull and a catahoula would sit still for wearing doggie sweaters if I tried to put any on them, though I DID jokingly put a red and blue boy's crew neck sweater on the pit bull one day last summer and she looked so preppie!)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 08:30 AM

Yeah -- there's an old Nordic saying about never confusing Dane geld with a gelded Dane == or maybe it was an ancient hearthside riddle -- "What's the difference between Hamlet and one of his kroner?"   "One is Dane geld, the other a gelded Dane." It loses something in translation though.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 19 Feb 06 - 01:38 AM

Not to be confused with the historic monetary instrument from Ethelred's day called Dane geld. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 09:22 PM

♪ ♫ Do you remember, when I geld you close ...♪ ♫


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 07:05 PM

Geldfinger, he's the man the man with the minus crutch ♪ ♫

Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 06:55 PM

Is that where "gelding the willy" comes from?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 06:09 PM

First, you have to find the object of the operation; that probably stopped her cold right there.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 05:41 PM

I wonder if she ever succeeded in gelding Winston Wellington-Jones? I suspect not.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 05:37 PM

That's not "guilding", Tweed -- it's "gelding."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 04:38 PM

Well it's good to see ya back, ole Tweed. Hope yer blues is bloozing along in fine form. Penelope did ask after you the other week, but I told her you had gone to Tanzania to look for roots. She seemed quite satisfied with that story. Anyway, I believe she is off raising funds for the Grand Unifying Denial find being raised by the Republicans to get them a big PR firm to come up with ONE explanation that will exculpate everything. They have .75 billion so far in hasty donations from members of the Administration, the Senate, the Congress, the CIA and the NSA.

So we'll see.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 02:43 PM

Little Hawk wonders if I've heard from Penelope...

No, no and no. That pitchfork tongued harpy drove me outta here months ago and I've been afraid to show myself obv late.
Do not, under any circumstance, allow her to find out that I am on the MOAB thread again. She has indicated in the past that she enjoys nothing better than "guilding" things. It is a hobby with her apparently and I'm not sure what that means but it sounds off-center and summat unsettling to my ear.

Tweed


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 12:03 PM

Dear Rapaire:

Either you have been reduced to incoherent babbling -- no long process -- by your recent adventures, or you have told us a great deal more about yourself than we wanted to know.

Your last post makes no sense, unless you are an agent of the Denebean system's infamous Mammalian Gang. If so, I would like to borrow your scout vessel.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 11:35 AM

I am the Walrus.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 11:01 PM

I recall vaguely that hobbits count using "eleventy."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 10:49 PM

Mom, Tweed came by for a visit while you were resting. Yes, dear, that Tweed. Well, he's been busy over at Tweed's Blues trying to get the soy sauce off the walls. I know, Mom. I don't understand either. Why don't you just get some more rest?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 10:40 PM

Hey, Tweed, have you heard from Ms Penelope lately?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 10:29 PM

Curdled pea soup baby shit, biscuits and gravy (only natural...like peanut butter an jelly) magnetic gee gaws from Amos....this is all total bullshit. The thread has stayed healthy through it all.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 07:08 PM

One mystery made light:

BACTERIUM FOUND TO HAVE STRANGE MAGNETIC PERSONALITY, February 17
Researchers led by an MIT graduate student have discovered a bacterium that is a magnetic misfit of sorts. Magnetotactic bacteria contain chains of magnetic iron minerals that allow them to orient in the Earth's magnetic field, like living compass needles. These bacteria have long been observed to respond to high oxygen levels in the lab by swimming toward geomagnetic north in the Northern Hemisphere and geomagnetic south in the Southern Hemisphere.
Full story at http://www.physorg.com/news10965.html


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 03:51 PM

I have always thought you were misconceived, Giok; but a gentleman does not blame such things on his mother...



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 03:30 PM

I've never bitten a concept in my life, my Mother however laboured under a misconception, does That count?
Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 03:28 PM

I beg to differ, sir, bit the concept and business process of "counting to eleventy-x", where x is any number from one to nine, was trademarked, copyrighted, and patented by an American cartoon character; I believe it was Popeye the Sailor, but it might have been Bugs Bunny.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 03:08 PM

Good God almighty! He can count in Scots Gaelic!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 03:05 PM

Eleventytwohundred.
G


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 03:04 PM

99 change hands
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 02:58 PM

I don't care too much for scotch but...

I once again set out to find the North Dakoter rings last weekend.(Winter Blues Fest-Fargo)
The only thing I really accomplished was not spilling my lovely cocktail when I tripped backstage right in front of Big George Jackson! He quickly came to my assistance to see if I was alright and I told him at that moment how proud I was that I could wipe out, slip 5 feet and maintain a balanced cocktail and yes, I'm pretty fucked up, but feelin' fine!
So that's my story and I'm stickin' to it.
Those North Dakoter rings are damn sure hard to find when you forget to look for them! The show was great-5 bands-Check out Kelly Richie band if you can-the woman can play a kick-ass guitar!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 02:54 PM

No, it was the surgical extraction of two teeth and two implants into the jawbone that drove me to the oral surgeon and drugs. Would you like a long, detailed, description of the work done?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 02:52 PM

Thanks for isolating that critical passage, Amos. I didn't backup to the description of the injury, just posted on the fly. Got a million things to do today, but I try to drop in every so often and give mom a boost.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 01:29 PM

Any excuse for good scotch since that hair-raising ride with the anesthesiologist!

Wal..ya shee...the cram googies were too drunky...I mean drunchy! Drunchy googies...I knew that!!! ..Sho I needed the Venglibbit to shoften 'em up cuz o' my more south....I fink...


Fa' down go boom...


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 01:08 PM

Sounds like this is something you're familiar with, Rap. Was it a cookie that drove you to the dentist this week?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 10:56 AM

Crunchy cookies cause cracked bicuspids! A crunchy cookie is an overcooked cookie! Crunchy cookies can cause crumb coughs! If you absolutely must consume crunchy cookies, please render them soft by dunking them in the liquid of your choice.

Good single malt scotch works wonders as a dunk for crunchy chocolate chip cookies...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 10:58 PM

Whooooo hoooo! It looks like we're in for a blue norther this evening, except it is blowing through after dark so we won't view it. They're amazing to see, and remarkable to feel. The temperature drops very fast as the wind blows through and a tall wall of dark gray clouds follows. Saw one once blow in over the Rio Grande in the far west of Big Bend National Park.

The girls (Cinnamon and Poppy) are tucked in the garage for the night and the kids are soon to be tucked in their beds. Me, I'm going to keep cutting and pasting this insurance claim on last year's burglary and fax it in before I head for bed. Got a pot of mint tea brewing. A couple of nice crunchy oatmeal cookies would be nice with them. Too bad I don't have time to go make some.snip snip snip


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 09:53 PM

"coffee crunchy is better."

How do you make your coffee crunchy? Use lots of grounds and put it under a broiler?

Inquiring minds want to know.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 09:43 PM

By the way, I take issue with Mmario's assertion that all oatmeal cookies should be thick and chewy. If all you're going to do is stuff the things in your mouth, thick and chewy is best, but if you want to dip them in milk, hot chocolate, or coffee crunchy is better.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 09:01 PM

Which is something like acts coming out of Congress -- don;t ask how they are made.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 07:45 PM

Gravy, yes, but white gravy, country gravy if you will, with lots of good sausage and some onions in it. And topped with lots of freshly-ground pepper, too.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 06:50 PM

Eeeewww. BWL, I bet you put gravy on your biscuits too, don't you? What a way to ruin a perfectly good baking powder biscuit!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 06:39 PM

And if you add dried split green peas you get something reminiscent of curdled baby shit.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 06:28 PM

Did you know that by adding dried cranberries you can turn cooked rolled oats froma grayish mass to a pinkish-grayish mass? A color that is reminiscent of what the squid threw up, in fact.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 03:36 PM

Ach, Giok, lad, it was for ye I was suggesting the cranial compress. And I am sure you willna mind if it is rolled or steel-cut, if not too dear. You skinflint Pictavian wonderkind, you! :D


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 03:18 PM

now - bee-dubya - you being a southern boy you probably don't realize that your grits is nothing more then a substitute for groats.* You've probably been making your oatmeal with [shudder] rolled oats. yuck. pooey! that's like trying to make polenta with flaked corn!

Get you some good old fashioned steel-cut oat groats - and try making your oatmeal with that! A very different beatie then the stuff from rolled oats.

*in fact - "grits" and "groats" are both derived from the proto-gremanic "grutja".


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 02:24 PM

Of course, being from the southern US, my anti-oatmeal sentiment is, in part, rooted in the fact that oatmeal is not grits. Yes, I understand that oatmeal not being grits is probably something for which the majority of the civilized world's population is remarkably grateful, but have you ever tried to eat oatmeal with fried catfish?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 12:32 PM

Oatmeal cookies should be thick and chewy - crunchy oatmeal is blasphemous!

Stily- you should have seen me the summer my father decided to BURN out a poisen ivy patch - without warning those of us in the family who were sensative. He came away with nothing - I had poisen ivy rash in places I don't even like to remember!!!! (including eyelids)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 12:28 PM

Oatmeal is a comfort food at my house. A nice warm bowl with brown sugar and milk (and if the kids aren't home I cook mine with raisins). Crunchy oatmeal cookies are one of my favorites.

Lately it would have been better used in a bath, to sooth my poison ivy rash on my arms and one knee. (Smart stuff here thought she could get rid of it easily before the leaves come out by cutting out the vines over the creek. When brushed against, the sap in the vines is so much more potent than the oil in the leaves that this has been one uncomfortable month, and it isn't over yet).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 16 Feb 06 - 11:59 AM

Thanks for the chuckle Bee-Dubya, Dr Johnson felt the same way as you obviously do about oats his definition of oats is: "a grain which in England is generally given to horses, but in Scotland supports the people"(!) Well to each their own but I like my oats.
Giok


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