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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Rapparee 14 Dec 05 - 10:25 PM
Bunnahabhain 14 Dec 05 - 07:49 PM
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Rapparee 14 Dec 05 - 05:47 PM
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Amos 14 Dec 05 - 09:48 AM
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Acme 13 Dec 05 - 05:57 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Dec 05 - 10:25 PM

If they take away my thread
If they take away my Mom
Tell me who will fling the BS?
Hell, a GUEST just don't know how.


(Sorry Tom.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 14 Dec 05 - 07:49 PM

They're talking about shutting MOAB on another thread! Talking about us overloading the server and other vile slanders!
I'm not worried though, the Mudcat R.I.P. thread will disappear soon though, and we will remain.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 14 Dec 05 - 06:52 PM

Ferrous metal, Rap, metal! The haemoglobin in your blood isn't metallic. Very tasty to Ralphs, but not metallic.....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 14 Dec 05 - 06:28 PM

Because metal ferrets are dangerous, and they don't like 'Tom Corbett Space Cadet' reruns.
Giok
[Beam me up Commander Jessup.]


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Dec 05 - 05:47 PM

And why can't I bring ferrous metal on board?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 14 Dec 05 - 05:47 PM

BTW - Mom, did you know it was minus 15 degrees C this morning? Sounds a lot colder then it does in F scale temps, doesn't it?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 14 Dec 05 - 01:10 PM

hey! I've seen that scout ship! beginning of june it was hanging around the Eastern Seaboard. AMos! Why didn't you tell us?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Dec 05 - 01:05 PM

My light saber is in the shop. The photon accumulator/compactor blew out. I'll just bring my white bronze sword instead. It's non-ferrous.

But, what about the iron in my blood? I'll be damned if I'm going to drain off my hemoglobin just for ride in Amos' scout ship .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 14 Dec 05 - 09:56 AM

Do you expect trouble? Is that why you are telling Rapaire to pack his light Saber? Is there gonna be combat?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Dec 05 - 09:48 AM

Rapaire:

Got the scout vessel. Am en route to pick you up. No ferrous metal objects, and pack light.

Regards,


Amos


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Dec 05 - 09:10 AM

Honestly? I've never heard of it. That being the case, I never downloaded it. Even if I had heard of it I wouldn't download it. I will never be a slave to popular culture! Never! I am free! I am not now, and never have been, a member of the popular culture! Except for my Davy Crockett cooonskin cap back in the '50s, of course. And my Nehru jacket. And my peace buttons. And my pet rock. And my Cabbage Patch doll collection. And the Beanie Babies. But otherwise I am and have always been totally free of popular culture, except for Roy Rogers stuff. A total and complete waste, that's popular culture, and I for one am damned glad that I'm not part of it!

So there.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 13 Dec 05 - 09:47 PM

I have just recived the curse of Douglas Adams. I was offered no choice but to install starship titanic. Utterly confusing starts to come close. Like playing chess in the dark, using poker chips for pieces!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 13 Dec 05 - 05:57 PM

Total change of subject--look at this beauty. They just discovered it in Guatemala. 2000+ years old.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Dec 05 - 05:53 PM

And if you're good, I'll tell you how to make a Cincinnati Fire Kite!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Dec 05 - 05:50 PM

You want a fun evening? Here's how to have a fun evening!

Get a large white (yellow or orange is even better) but light plastic trash bag. Tie four lightweight wires about 3 feet long equidistant around the opening. Bring the wire together together and fasten a highway flare at this point.

Now, light the flare and hold the trash bag to the the hot air from the flare fills the trash bag and sends the whole thing aloft. UFO reports will abound!

(Don't do this over populated areas or when there is a fire danger.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 13 Dec 05 - 05:48 PM

Here are some photos for planning your first trip in that scout vessel. This is the place to find a good parking place for it. (The site has a few popups, but most of them were blocked by my firewall).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Dec 05 - 04:56 PM

Giok:

That's not the context I had in mind; I meant one of those silver streamlined things that swoops in and out of the atmosphere at near-light speeds, turning on a dime and baffling the rubes for miles in all directions. I would call that a fun evening out, me.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 Dec 05 - 12:24 PM

Scout Vessel as requested Cap'n.
Please note aliens are only 10 microns high.
G ☺☻☺☺☻☻☻♀


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Dec 05 - 09:40 AM

I just meant I can't send viruses through my monitor, silly!

As for those UFO drivers, man, I dunno. I've seen a lot of testimony about these black ops, higher-than-top-secret relations with the aliens. It's a wonderful forest of partial information and bits of fact with too many bits missing. If I were retired Imight spend some time trying to make some sense of it all; as it is, it stays firmly in the bullpen.

I would dearly love to get my hands on an intact scout vessel. That would be a trip worth taking.

Sigh....

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 Dec 05 - 09:29 AM

No Cadillacs, but I did see a Hudson Terraplane, it had a calendar in the rear window, with a circle round the 14th of February, looks like he might be heading for Chicago.
Do we know anybody in Chicago? Could be a musician, 'cos it had a couple of violin cases on the rear seat too.
Guy said he worked in air conditioning and was going to Chicago to do a bit of ventilation. That should be nice then!
Giok

Amosvirusonatour. siccalifrespirator.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Dec 05 - 09:12 AM

Where you working -- Area 51?

Are there a series of LEO satellites hovering over your head, taking pictures of everything (and I mean everything) you do, indoors and out? Are there black, early-model Cadillacs and men in black suits nearby? Have you awakened feeling both violated and that certain parts are missing and/or probed? Are there periods of your memory that are simply missing and your have no explanation as to why? Do dogs and cats incessantly stare at you and growl, but run when you approach them? Are police officers giving you strange looks? Are you subject to unexplained dizzy spells? Do you see penguins and polar bears in your back yard? Is your imaginary childhood friend Gawain visiting you again? Are you now or have you ever been?

If you can honestly answer "NO!" to fewer than one of these questions you have nothing to worry about.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Dec 05 - 11:50 PM

Well, I am done with this flu stuff. It was fun for a while but now it is boring. I am back at woik, aside from an occasional dizzy spell, doing right in the world.

I did catch up on my sleep, though. Almost 72 hours straight, with minor interruptions.

As for spreading viruses, I couldn't even try; I am closely monitored.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 12 Dec 05 - 09:49 PM

You want to melt the poler ice cap? Easy. Well for the South Pole anyway it's easy. Here's what you do: make a flippin' BIG gasoline spill in the South Atlantick area. Let it all run down to the south end at the bottom part of the globe, eh? Then light it. The fire will melt the whole flippin' ice cap or at least most of it. I read that there is ground under there. When the fire goes out the ground will be exposed and there will be 85 billion barbecued penguins layin' all over. Package 'em up quick and use 'em to fight world hunger! This could change the whole flippin' world as we know it.

You heard it here. My idea. Don't steal it, eh? I am seekin' copyright as we, like, speak. Or a patent.

I am so flippin' sharp sometimes that I scare myself, eh?

- Shane


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 12 Dec 05 - 09:45 PM

Nah, we can blame that on Dubya. We can blame Amos' flu on Dubya also. And my dogs' farts. They're just expressing their opinion of Dubya as long as he's in office.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Dec 05 - 09:33 PM

Behold! A theory!

Amos, the Gaudy Ignitor, is responsible for the melting of the ice caps!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Dec 05 - 07:06 PM

Sickie. At least you're killing the germs and bacteria with your Torch Touch. But then again, you've melted the plates and cups, and dinner is burnt.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 12 Dec 05 - 07:04 PM

What Giok really means, as I'm sure you know, is don't breathe in this direction.

Although, as this was over two hours ago, if you didn't realise this point, it may be too late.


Plus, a good virus checker will stop your flu germs fitting down the phone line. It is your duty to everyone to get one!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 12 Dec 05 - 04:50 PM

Yes Amos Mom says don't breathe!!
G ☺


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 12 Dec 05 - 04:11 PM

Amos, Mom sez "go back to bed!" and don't spread your flu germs around in here. You can get a cuppa bouillon on your way past the kitchen as long as you don't breathe or touch anything in there.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Dec 05 - 03:59 PM

Flame On, Good Buddy. I was RAISED on Torch!! Well...actually, it was DC action tales, but close enough. One superhero fantasy alla same me!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Dec 05 - 12:43 PM

Gaudy Amos Ignitor?!?!?!?? What is he, another alter ego of Johnny Storm?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 12 Dec 05 - 11:44 AM

Yes. But that doesn't restrict your participation here. (At times it is considered a prerequisite)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 12 Dec 05 - 10:24 AM

Gaudy Amos Igatur perhaps!
or
Hang on a mo' Amos I need a mat
or
Am I batty?

G..


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Dec 05 - 09:46 AM

Good morning, Mom.

Would a sponge Amos be anything like a Sponging Bob Wetpants, or whatever it's called? Or were you thinking of a Sprong! Amos?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 12 Dec 05 - 09:12 AM

I'm still thinking about the idea of a sponge Amos. An Amos who can soak up liquid like a sponge is a concept I can easily visualise though.

Giok

OK Amos it's Hugh's turn, we have a problem.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Dec 05 - 06:24 PM

Ugggh. Flu is the PITS, Mom! Make it stoooop!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 11 Dec 05 - 12:49 PM

It's been a real struggle to get Moab to load for the last week or so. I think it's Mom who's got a cold, not any of us.....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Dec 05 - 12:08 PM

Damme if I let that photographer chappy come 'round again whislt I'm at work! (Smallsword is on the left, hidden by the coat and the horse, for I am right handed. Being right handed, drawing it from a carry on the right would be, in a word, akward. The blade alone is 35 inches long.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 11 Dec 05 - 10:33 AM

Rapaire, I saw a picture of you the other day. You handgun seems awfully small. I guess you had your smallsword tucked away since you were up on the horse.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Dec 05 - 06:36 PM

Well, Mom knows that I tried. I tried and tried and tried to bring her back up, but the Mudcat (who is jealous, I think, of Mom's popularity) wouldn't call her to I could post.

No, I won't sell my swords to help pay the bills! Instead, I'll use them to obtain ill-gotten loot from gentlemen and ladies of the highway!

Yes!

I shall become the highwayman that robs the highwaymen (and highwaywomen)! After all, why should I do ALL the work and take ALL the risks? This way I don't have to rob a whole bunch at once, but just one person!

Pretty smart, huh?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 10 Dec 05 - 06:09 PM

Been repairing a friend's computer. She's back online now so she can conduct her job search and check her email. She was experimenting with making a bread pudding (hadn't made it before) as I worked. I stood up to look into the kitchen and was astonished to see the pan filled with bread. At my urgings we adjusted the ingredients (only 2 cups of bread, not 8) and adjusted it to accomodate the extra eggs. Too much nutmeg it in, but other than that it was delicious. The pecans were a nice idea. I had a bowl of pudding before we all headed out after and afternoon well-spent.

Hope you're feeling better Amos. Poor little moonglow was down for the count for an entire week (fever, achiness).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Dec 05 - 05:30 PM

Well, Geeze Louise; I take a day on sick-bay and the damn MOAB sinks to almost the bottom!

Hope you guys are surviving pre Xmas stressions okay.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Dec 05 - 10:01 PM

Only if you turn in your swords, to help meet expenses.


Hello Mom. I got back late yesterday from Houston but I came down with a flu or a walking peenumony or something so I have been unconscious. I tried to go to work but they said I should go home. It is very weird, dizzifying and all.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Dec 05 - 05:38 PM

Them highwaymen sure as heck didn't use any of MY swords, no matter WHAT Bunn says! They might have carried rapiers, true, but during the 18th Century it's not probable since by then the smallsword had pretty much replaced the rapier. The rapier was popular during Shakespeare's time:

Merchat: V, 1: Here, stand behind this bulk; straight will he come: Wear thy good rapier bare, and put it home.

Merry Wives: II, III: By gar, de herring is no dead so as I vill kill him. Take your rapier, Jack; I vill tell you how I vill kill him.

Measure: IV, II: Then have we young Dizy, and young Master Deep-vow, and Master Copperspur, and Master Starve-lackey the rapier and dagger man....

Henry V, II, I: If you grow foul with me, Pistol, I will scour you with my rapier

LLL, I, II: O well-knit Samson! strong-jointed Samson! I do excel thee in my rapier as much as thou didst me in carrying gates.

R&J, I, V: Fetch me my rapier, boy. (Tybalt had a sort of caddy, I guess, to carry his rapier-bag.)

Hamlet, V, II: Ham. What is his weapon? Osr. Rapier and dagger. Ham. That is two of his weapons; but well.

And I can give you about twenty more such references. But during the 18th Century the rapier had given way to the smallsword (or, as it is also known, the courtsword).

Which is not to say that rapiers were completely passe -- just that gentlemen highwaymen did not, in all probability, use them. They simply weren't FASHION, my dear!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 09 Dec 05 - 04:54 PM

picks lint off of sweat shirt, twiddles thumbs, reads a book, waiting for other MOABites to get around to visiting Mom today


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 09 Dec 05 - 02:34 PM

Only thing a blunderbuss would be good for here is to throw on the fire to keep us warm. Texas is unaccustomed to 12 degree nights, especially when last Saturday it reached 90. No opportunity to acclimate to the season when it does that in the space of five days.

My poor outside doggies have been cooped up in the house, their only entertainment to occasionally harass the cats. Mom, make Amos share some of his warm weather please, so my dogs can go back outside. They're so sweet, but they fart all of the time and it gets just a tad close in my office when they insist on sleeping beside my chair.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 09 Dec 05 - 10:22 AM

aw they probably just say "pistol" because it's a lot harder to fit "blunderbuss" into the scansion. I can see highwaymen using a good saber though, not one of them effete epee's.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 09 Dec 05 - 10:10 AM

Your filthy ideas have dragged mom right down to the bottom of the page. Shame on you!

And I know this is dangerously close to music here, but in all the goodnight ballards, the highwaymen have pistols, not blunderbusses. I don't know what swords they have, but probably rapaires.....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Dec 05 - 04:05 PM

I mean to to San Diego and live off of Amos's earnings, savings, and retirement pension while swilling the best liquors, eating the best foods, and in generally having one helluva a good time while he pays the bills.

Can I, Mom? Pretty please with sugar on it?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Dec 05 - 02:57 PM

Do you mean you want to sit in the same bath and sponge Amos off, or is it you want to drink and merry away his money? I don't mean marry his money but that, could also be an option if you want to sit in the bath and sponge Amos. (Happy face thingy inserted here)

Rustic


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