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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

GUEST,kibby F5 28 Apr 05 - 05:57 PM
Rapparee 28 Apr 05 - 04:48 PM
Acme 28 Apr 05 - 03:51 PM
Rapparee 28 Apr 05 - 02:18 PM
GUEST,MMario 28 Apr 05 - 12:33 PM
Rapparee 28 Apr 05 - 12:20 PM
GUEST,MMario 28 Apr 05 - 11:14 AM
Acme 28 Apr 05 - 10:49 AM
GUEST,Rapaire 28 Apr 05 - 08:52 AM
GUEST,Amos 28 Apr 05 - 01:17 AM
Rustic Rebel 28 Apr 05 - 12:05 AM
Acme 27 Apr 05 - 11:27 PM
GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell 27 Apr 05 - 11:20 PM
Amos 27 Apr 05 - 10:57 PM
Rapparee 27 Apr 05 - 10:34 PM
rumanci 27 Apr 05 - 06:20 PM
GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell 27 Apr 05 - 06:16 PM
Bunnahabhain 27 Apr 05 - 05:32 PM
rumanci 27 Apr 05 - 04:53 PM
Rapparee 27 Apr 05 - 03:11 PM
GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell 27 Apr 05 - 02:28 PM
Acme 27 Apr 05 - 01:22 PM
GUEST,MMario 27 Apr 05 - 12:49 PM
Bunnahabhain 27 Apr 05 - 12:33 PM
rumanci 27 Apr 05 - 12:32 PM
Rapparee 27 Apr 05 - 12:27 PM
Rapparee 27 Apr 05 - 11:50 AM
Amos 27 Apr 05 - 10:34 AM
Bunnahabhain 27 Apr 05 - 10:15 AM
GUEST,MMario 27 Apr 05 - 09:58 AM
Amos 27 Apr 05 - 09:55 AM
GUEST,MMario 27 Apr 05 - 09:49 AM
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Rapparee 27 Apr 05 - 09:13 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,kibby F5
Date: 28 Apr 05 - 05:57 PM

*tink, tink*

Is this think on?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Apr 05 - 04:48 PM

Will there be REAL "country" butter, too?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 28 Apr 05 - 03:51 PM

Blueberry Muffins

preheat oven to 400o

Mix together:
1 cup white flour
1/2 cup whole wheat flour
1/2 cup sugar
2 tsp baking powder
1/2 tsp salt

cut in:
1/4 cup shortening

add:
1/2 cup milk (I use soy milk)
1 egg, slightly beaten

Leave a few lumps. When the flour is just barely all mixed in, add 1 cup blueberries, blend carefully, then spoon into greased muffin pan. Bake 20-25 minutes until just brown. Makes 10-12.

Myffins will be available on the Mudcat Tavern bar, in a covered Tupperware container over in the corner out of harms way of flying jello, flapping ducks, etc.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Apr 05 - 02:18 PM

There is a "creme de blueberries" liqueur -- I had some WONDERFUL kir in Milau made with it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 28 Apr 05 - 12:33 PM

oh yeah - but skip the scones or angel food cake unless there is a LOT of juice.

try a touch of Triple Sec with berries too, it goes well...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Apr 05 - 12:20 PM

Mix (washed) fresh blueberries, raspberries, and blackberries (or chose any single one, I don't care) and sprinkle with sugar (or Splenda). Toss together so that the berries become slightly bruised and the juices run out. After all the flavors are blended with the sweetner, serve over scones or angel food cake. Top with creme fraiche or whipped cream.

As an option, throw a little Chambord into the berries....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 28 Apr 05 - 11:14 AM

rinse blueberries, drain and freeze. Fill a bowl about half full of the frozen blueberries. sprinkle with sugar and pour in cream to barely cover. stir. consume.



sublime.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 28 Apr 05 - 10:49 AM

Dip those dried blueberries in a good quality of chocolate and leave them in a bowl on the bar--I guarantee you'll get rid of the extras!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Rapaire
Date: 28 Apr 05 - 08:52 AM

1. Golly, RR, I'm jist all aglow with embarassement.

2. I like to sprinkle dried blueberries and other dried fruits on salads. Also some nuts (walnuts, cashews, pecans -- whatever) and crumbled herbed goat cheese. I'm going to try them in a Guinness sauce, too.

3. The location sounds good to me. As long as there's running water.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Amos
Date: 28 Apr 05 - 01:17 AM

Hell, bring 'em tot he Tavern, BeDub...we'll make Blueberry-Kahlua milkshakes for dinner, and blue-berry-pot pancakes for breakfast.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 28 Apr 05 - 12:05 AM

The Rapaire
By Rutic Rebel

I have come in a stately disguise, with trouser pockets full of dried blueberries.
I know of what I speak of mainly, for cause and justice and I fear not a bluish tounge that will whip a frenzy of a mannerish thought into an air of discreet notion and pentance, I will reveal.
My manner is but lofty and distiguished, as I saunter with my pocketful, and maintain a wishful thought that it remain so, as I casually taste of the sweet fruit upon my tounge buds.
Be it so sweet, like an air of flowered desire, for I am not of sour or salt.
My scent of rational thought lingers with an epicurism of fiendish delight, yet I am softened of belly.
Let the law of life revel inside, as I languish in the empathy of blueberry pocket treats, and permeate a breath of inspired blessedness unto the bluish stains of my fingertips.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 11:27 PM

All Amos needs at that place of his are blueberries!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 11:20 PM

You want blueberries? Have I ever mentioned that I have thousands of blueberry bushes, some the size of small trees, on my property? Have I mentioned that the usual early March cold snap that always seems to kill about half of the flowering buds on the blueberry bushes didn't happen this year? Have I mentioned that lots of my blueberry bushes that used to bear poorly because they were in the shade are now in the sunlight due to the trees that were shading them having been blown down? Have I mentioned that, in other words, I'm gonna have a shitload of blueberries this summer?

Now, if we can only have some reasonable temperatures when prime blueberry pickin' time gets here in July...

Yeah, right! Reasonable temperatures in July in Florida! Hah!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 10:57 PM

On the wide prairies between Laramie and Boulder, where the yellow flowers are firing up in the Spring, and the nodding grasses whisper in the sunset, there's a place where the sloping meadows run down to a broad creek. The creek is known as Little Bear. There's a broad turn to the creek where it is very wide, swing from south-west to south-by-west and forming a pleasant dell in its elbow. In that dell there is a crude plank building, with a wide porch, the lumber all adzed and crudely matched, the chinks stopped with adobe from the wetland. It is large and rambling, with outbuildings, small add-ons, and a wide gravel-and-dirt road that comes over the hill and down to the house and then peters out before it falls in the creek. There are oaks, ash, and a mess of half-breed stuff growing along the banks further down. It is a pleasant place, especially in a soft Spring evening. You can hear the whippoorwills getting their chorus on, and when the moon rises of the hills you can hear a coyote sometimes, looking for sympathy. It's a sturdy warm house, well built if crudely, and it stays warm all winter through.

That's a good place for a Mudcat Tavern. The lights are kerosene, the refrigeration is by cool-box. But there's a big roasting pit and a swimming hole at the creek turn. And ya never know who'll drop in for a pint of moonshine. The bar in particularly is well stocked with stuffs all the way from Denver. Never runs dry.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 10:34 PM

Dried blueberries! I just went to Fred Meyer in the in section of the store where you can shovel food into plastic bags they had dried blueberries! I haven't been able to get them for TWO YEARS!!

Oh wow. Dried blueberries.

US $13.00 a pound, but what the hey...they're good for you.

In my enthusiasm, I bought a pound and a half.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: rumanci
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 06:20 PM

and served with a smile or two if you're really lucky
:-D
rum


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 06:16 PM

You can get anything you want at the MOAB Mudcat Tavern
You can get anything you want at the MOAB Mudcat Tavern
Single malt Scotch or Icelandic schnaps
Beer brewed with hallucogenic hops
You can get anything you want at the MOAB Mudcat Tavern


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 05:32 PM

Shetland is nice at this time of year.
Does the tavern read the local geomorphic and cultural signatures and so stock itself with even the really hard to find single malts?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: rumanci
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 04:53 PM

Aye


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 03:11 PM

Yes! Yes! I'll foreswear using the word "yes" if it will help! (My ads have been for beignets and "Free Music Downloads.")

There's also the Grand Tetons. The Tavern doesn't take up a lot of space, and the views are pretty nice right now. The weather has been clear and warm.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 02:28 PM

Yes!!!! Mudcat Tavern for Mom's birthday!!!! We can let Gluon piss on Martin Gibson's leg!!!!

And why do the Google ads seem to be hawking Yes CDs every time I visit the MOAB lately? I don't see what Yes's music has to do with the MOAB or even with the Mudcat. This place is about folk music, not pretentious, overblown "symphonic rock" crap!

Maybe if we all refrained from using the word "yes" in our posts they'd go away?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 01:22 PM

I was just thinking myself that the tavern hadn't been open for a while. You'll have to clear out all of the tree needles and such (tip it on end is what I threaten to do to clean my house, and a Mudcat, you really can clean a place that way!)

Locale--how about a nice warm and sunny place, not a cold and rainy one. You could use my back yard, but you'll have to be careful about the poison ivy back by the creek, and I don't want that jello pit turning my driveway into a slippery mess. Move it toward the back so visitors won't step in the veggie garden.   

That's just one suggestion. The honeysuckle is in full-bloom, there are lots of songbirds, and the June bugs aren't too bad yet.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 12:49 PM

hmmmm- haven't had the tavern open for a while - If we open it up for Moab's b'day - it should still be going strong for Micca and CatsPhiddle's handfasting.

Any suggestions for where it should be located this time around? Decor? themed or not?

No garuntees of course - you know how difficult it is to be precise when dealing with multiple sub-space dimensional coordinate conversions.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 12:33 PM

She's foresworn drink as she's seen what it's done it to us....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: rumanci
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 12:32 PM

ooooooo
I'll volunteer for that too
have license......will travel !
so
who is inn for punsishment ?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 12:27 PM

So, why not open the Tavern for Mom's birthday?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 11:50 AM

I'm a biblical literalist. I'm unshakeably convinced that every single word therein is made up of letters.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 10:34 AM

Loverly bit. Tyhe thought arose that it is a good thing we don't have any Biblical literalists about the house. They would be annoyed by our confusion of the tribes -- the Moabites mixed up with the children of Babylon and the confounded builders of Babel. On the other hand no-one ever said those things would never change. I think they have.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 10:15 AM

Buy my English posies!
Kent and Surrey may-
Violets of the Undercliff
Wet with Channel spray;
Cowslips from a Devon combe-
Midland furze afire-
Buy my English posies
And I'll sell your heart's desire!

The Flowers. Kipling, just in case you couldn't tell from the style.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 09:58 AM

I tried hanging gardens once - but the stems of the flowers broke when I suspended them from the noose - then they wilted - so there wasn't much point to it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 09:55 AM

Given has dimensions, it appears we have in dear MM a veritable Tower of Babble-on.
Or was that where they hung the gardens? I forget.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 09:49 AM

I was thinking about throwing MOAB a big b'day party next week - seeing how it's gettin' round that date - but then I thought - "oh no - I'm far too intimidated by {name deleted due to possible negative connotations of post} personal opinions to post that type of thing."

then I thought "Or maybe I should just to prove to {name deleted so he can't find it if he does a search} that I'm NOT inhibited by {other name}"

then I thought - "Screw it! Since when did what anyone else think concern me while I was posting on the MOAB thread.

So I decided I would just babble on the way I normally do.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 09:33 AM

October is coming.

Be afraid, be very afraid.

Now that I have that out of my system - is the rest of the world as grey , wet and dreary as the fingerlakes region is at the moment?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Apr 05 - 09:13 AM

Good morning, Mom. I hope that I didn't awaken you too abruptly and that your day is filled with the joy that comes from knowing that your children care. You know who they are. They're the ones who are afraid that they've awakened you too abruptly, the ones that wish you a joy filled day.

You know, your favorite.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 10:50 PM

The Rebel
by Padraig Pearse

I am come of the seed of the people, the people that sorrow,
That have no treasure but hope, No riches laid up but a memory Of an Ancient glory.
My mother bore me in bondage, in bondage my mother was born,
I am of the blood of serfs;
The children with whom I have played, the men and women with whom I have eaten,
Have had masters over them, have been under the lash of masters,
And, though gentle, have served churls;
The hands that have touched mine, the dear hands whose touch is familiar to me,
Have worn shameful manacles, have been bitten at the wrist by manacles,
Have grown hard with the manacles and the task-work of strangers,
I am flesh of the flesh of these lowly, I am bone of their bone,
I that have never submitted;
I that have a soul greater than the souls of my people's masters,
I that have vision and prophecy and the gift of fiery speech,
I that have spoken with God on the top of His holy hill.
And because I am of the people, I understand the people,
I am sorrowful with their sorrow, I am hungry with their desire:
My heart has been heavy with the grief of mothers,
My eyes have been wet with the tears of children,
I have yearned with old wistful men,
And laughed or cursed with young men;
Their shame is my shame, and I have reddened for it,
Reddened for that they have served, they who should be free,
Reddened for that they have gone in want, while others have been full,
Reddened for that they have walked in fear of lawyers and of their jailors
With their writs of summons and their handcuffs, Men mean and cruel!
I could have borne stripes on my body rather than this shame of my people.
And now I speak, being full of vision;
I speak to my people, and I speak in my people's name to the masters of my people.
I say to my people that they are holy, that they are august, despite their chains,
That they are greater than those that hold them, and stronger and purer,
That they have but need of courage, and to call on the name of their God,
God the unforgetting, the dear God that loves the peoples
For whom He died naked, suffering shame.
And I say to my people's masters: Beware,
Beware of the thing that is coming, beware of the risen people,
Who shall take what ye would not give.
Did ye think to conquer the people,
Or that Law is stronger than life and than men's desire to be free?
We will try it out with you, ye that have harried and held,
Ye that have bullied and bribed, tyrants, hypocrites, liars!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 10:46 PM

Sir:

You have my heartiest congratulations, Mr. ell. You have, once again, shown what a true MOABite thinks of such crass, craven, nouveau riche, johnny-come-lately, lickspittle, weak, wussy, gutless, mean-spirited poltroons as Flagrant Ted. Moreover, in doing so you have captured 75% of post 10,000.

I am certain that Gluon also sends congratulations, for I saw him lifting a leg in what I assume is agreement.

Sincerely yours, etc. etc.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 09:34 PM

7500


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 09:34 PM

eat my shorts.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 09:34 PM

and he can


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 09:34 PM

is a piker


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 09:33 PM

Flamingo Ted


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 08:36 PM

Welcome back, Bee Dub!! Gluon says Quark!!. He's doing fine except he doesn't sleep well at night because he says there are wormholes coming close and it makes him nervous.

Yes, we have been profoundly flattered this week by TWO imitations of the Mother on the thread list -- one by no less a personage than ____. However, as I pointed out, cheap, tawdry imitations won't deliver the momentum needed. It's a watery brew those poor souls are stirring up for themselves, and likely to give them indigestion.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: khandu
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 08:19 PM

MOAB is rapidly approaching 2 years of age. Soon she will punge into her Terrible Twos. I fear the best worst is yet to come.

On the board now, there are two puny MOAB wannabe threads. I scoff and fart in their general direction.

How's about a big group fart!!

Kk


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 07:06 PM

As usual, after being on the road for a weekend, I shall endeavor to blindly dive back into the MOAB without reading anything that has been posted during my absence. There is no point in doing so.

How's Gluon doin'?

I saw a bunch of Klingons in Atlanta again this year. They weren't in their assault vessel this time. They were riding Harley Davidsons. Perhaps Freds would have more success in his/her/its/their attempts to mate with/suck innards from members of our species if they'd drive really cool bikes like the Klingons do. Of course, that's assuming individual Freds are intelligent and coordinated enough to drive a Hog. I'm sure Bubba Bubba would qualify, but that Chuckles guy's pretty much a doofus.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 07:04 PM

You sent her off to read from the beginning, and even doing it 50 at a time, she won't be back until the middle of next week.

There seem to be a lot of MOAB wannabees out there today. In case any of them flap in here with their lesser-quality BS, I found a swatter to chase them back out again with.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 07:02 PM

You can stay only if you have an oh pun! mind.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: rumanci
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 06:38 PM

PHEW !!!!!!!
Bunnahabhain missed out missing out the puns
Can I stay as well then ?
rum


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 06:33 PM

Now quick, while she's busy, we plan how to suck her in to MOAB. Should be easy if Little Hawk avoids Shatner, Rapier physics, and all of us poetry....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: khandu
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 06:04 PM

Oh...and read from the bottom up!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: khandu
Date: 26 Apr 05 - 06:01 PM

*Mrs. Bush*, click the "d" beside the # of posts, then click the highest page number at the top of the page. Right now it is 150.

k


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