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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Bee-dubya-ell 31 Jan 05 - 07:32 PM
GUEST,Shiney Knause 31 Jan 05 - 05:14 PM
Rapparee 31 Jan 05 - 03:48 PM
Rustic Rebel 31 Jan 05 - 03:18 PM
GUEST,The croakin' brothers 31 Jan 05 - 03:06 PM
Amos 31 Jan 05 - 02:41 PM
Acme 31 Jan 05 - 01:22 PM
Rapparee 31 Jan 05 - 01:18 PM
Amos 31 Jan 05 - 12:16 PM
Amos 31 Jan 05 - 11:58 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 31 Jan 05 - 09:25 AM
Rapparee 31 Jan 05 - 09:04 AM
MOAB 31 Jan 05 - 08:30 AM
Amos 31 Jan 05 - 12:49 AM
Teresa 30 Jan 05 - 09:40 PM
Acme 30 Jan 05 - 09:12 PM
Rustic Rebel 30 Jan 05 - 08:53 PM
Rapparee 30 Jan 05 - 04:42 PM
MOAB 30 Jan 05 - 04:35 PM
Rapparee 30 Jan 05 - 03:28 PM
Teresa 30 Jan 05 - 02:50 PM
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Teresa 30 Jan 05 - 02:26 PM
Amos 30 Jan 05 - 02:15 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 31 Jan 05 - 07:32 PM

Errr... Mr. Knause? Mmmm... Not quite sure how to tell you this, but it sounds like your brother may have stiffed you. You know, absconded with the loot. Took the money and hauled ass. Not a very brotherly thing to do, if you ask me. But then I never had a brother with whom I was joined nose-to-butt-crack for most of my life. I did once have a co-worker who kept his nose glued to the boss's ass, but that's different.

But, hey, look, I'm not here to talk about your problems, you old reprobate. I'm here to be sure that all my MOABite friends post to the How Many Spatulas Do YOU Own??? thread. In my quest to start the World's Stupidest Thread it was the stupidest question I could come up with. I really need everyone's help to push it up near 100 posts so Flamingo Shithead can attempt to make the 100th post.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Shiney Knause
Date: 31 Jan 05 - 05:14 PM

Howdy ya'll! I ain't been aroun' here in a while. It's good t' see you buncha folks is still at it. Amis is still fulla it which means he mus' still be livin' in Caleefornia. That Rapeer boy's runnin' a close secont though, so look out, Amis. An' I see's Mizz Rusty Rebel's still hangin' out here. It mus' be purty cold in Minnesoter 'cause she be wearin' clothes. My brother Sheney Knause wuz kinda sweet on her, weren't he?

Ennyways, tha's whut I come here fer, is t' ask if ya'll's seen my brother Sheney. Ya know we had a operashun t' git my nose outta his butt-crack so's we ain't whatcha call "conjoined twins" no more. It shore has made life a whole lot simpler. An' it smells better too. We wus bofe able t' git real jobs an' start savin' up sum money so's we cud git as far away from each other as possible. Well, all th' money we'd saved up done went missin' an' I ain't seed hide ner hair of Sheeny in a month. I'm afeared he has met wif foul play of sum sort.

If ya'll hears from Sheney, gimme a holler. Ya hear?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Jan 05 - 03:48 PM

Tomorrow night I am doing a presentation which will combine the best of the old and the new, the low tech and the high tech, to the Student Leadership Institute at Idaho State University.

I'm gonna do one of the powerpoint-like things, but I'm also gonna be using flint and steel firestarting stuff! Yes! Flint and steel (and I don't mean a lighter). A piece of steel and a rock, just like great great great grandpa used to use! During a program burned to a CD and projected onto a screen from a laptop computer via a computer projector!

I also have slide rules for when the batteries fail and the sun goes out.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 31 Jan 05 - 03:18 PM

That sounded like computers to me! Oh hell did I mention computers again?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,The croakin' brothers
Date: 31 Jan 05 - 03:06 PM

Our friend Miss Rebel called us up to come over and do you'all a simple rendition of Froggy went-a-courtin and here we go.

ze ribbir ze ribbit we chirppy croak
aaw-huh, aaw-huh
ze ribbir ze ribbit we chirppy croak
aaw-huh, aaw-huh
ze ribbir ze ribbit we chirppy croak
whiz awhiz awhiza chee croaky chirp
ze ribbir ze ribbit we chirppy croak
aaw-huh, aaw-huh

that'll be all now ya hear?

Catch our friends here


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 31 Jan 05 - 02:41 PM

Hell, Stilly, all your Word Excel, Powerpoint docs would move right on over, and your IE bookmarks and your mail addresses and mailboxes too (I assume you're using Outlook). But you seem pretty content with what you've got -- certainly no sense disrupting a system that works ok!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 31 Jan 05 - 01:22 PM

Some would suggest that all of this computer chat is one of the biggest loads of BS around. Mom shouldn't get bent out of shape about it. Especially when Mac Zealots start posting reviews!

Spoken by a PC user who hasn't bothered to try to make the switch because she's afraid that too many of her files wouldn't convert to the available software, or her programs wouldn't all install on the Mac, blah blah blah . . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Jan 05 - 01:18 PM

Dang, pardner, but that's right innerestin'. This here "Brandchannel" -- that like the Brand Inspector an' his Brand Book? An' Apple, what does their brand look like? A rockin' A on the right hip, maybe, with a jinglebob ear? An' from what I've seen a' Google, that brand might run clean 'round their stock:

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGLE,

startin' at the left shoulder and running clean around ta the right. Ya wouldn't need a brandin' iron er even a runnin' iron -- ya'd need a rotary marker. But it sure would be a hard brand ta change.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 31 Jan 05 - 12:16 PM

Ooooo, loookie!!

A survey of branding professionals by Brandchannel released yesterda found Apple (Nasdaq: AAPL) to be the world's No. 1 brand in 2004, edging out Google (Nasdaq: GOOG) , which had held the top position for the previous two years. The iPod and Apple's marketing for the digital media device was cited as a major contributor for Apple's increased branding.

Amazing, huh -- especially when you think that twenty-two years ago neither of 'em existed!!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 31 Jan 05 - 11:58 AM

Hi!!I was standin' in the corner but I got bored so I climbed out the window and down the roof and down the pine tree at the corner of the house and here I am and what's for dinner?

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 31 Jan 05 - 09:25 AM

If "Gulliver's Travels" were written today, would Gulliver find himself in a land where all the MacDonalds sell "Little Macs"?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Jan 05 - 09:04 AM

Mom punished Amos for his Big Mac! Hahahahahahaha!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MOAB
Date: 31 Jan 05 - 08:30 AM

AMOS!!!   Go stand in the corner!   NOW!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 31 Jan 05 - 12:49 AM

That's the great thing about my little Dual Processor Mac -- I don't even need to be an ubergeek!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Teresa
Date: 30 Jan 05 - 09:40 PM

But they started i-i-i-i-i-i-i-t!!!!! [wail]

;)

Teresa


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 30 Jan 05 - 09:12 PM

Aw, Mom, you came into the room too soon!

I'll just whisper in the invisible language that you should try a dual platform. Get a copy of Partition Magic and go from there.

shuffle shuffle shuffle. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 30 Jan 05 - 08:53 PM

Thank you Mother, I thought I had to call in the frog croakin' brothers to stop the insanity.
If I would have called in the frog croakin' brothers they would have croaked on that conversation. That would've put an end to that.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Jan 05 - 04:42 PM

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I will not demonstrate Ubergeekhood on MOAB.
I will not demonstrate Ubergeekhood on MOAB.
I will not demonstrate Ubergeekhood on MOAB.
I will not demonstrate Ubergeekhood on MOAB.
I will not demonstrate Ubergeekhood on MOAB.
I will not demonstrate Ubergeekhood on MOAB.
I will not demonstrate Ubergeekhood on MOAB.
I will not demonstrate Ubergeekhood on MOAB.
I will not demonstrate Ubergeekhood on MOAB.
I will not demonstrate Ubergeekhood on MOAB.
I will not demonstrate Ubergeekhood on MOAB.
I will not demonstrate Ubergeekhood on MOAB.
I will not demonstrate Ubergeekhood on MOAB.

Okay, Mom. I did it 100 times. Can I go play now?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MOAB
Date: 30 Jan 05 - 04:35 PM

Now, now, children! You know your Mom can only tolerate so much technospeak. If you have to show off your geekishness, then go up top and start a "TECH" thread. Behave yourselves!

I hate to be an old meanie, but if I don't draw the line somewhere you might start talking about music next.

And there's a Google ad at the bottom of the page pitching Liebert equipment in French! Disgusting!

Just stop it! This is the Mother Of All BS Threads, not the Mother Of All Linux Threads or the Mother Of All Mac OSX Threads !


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Jan 05 - 03:28 PM

I miss my daily grep-ing. My chmod 700 *.

But I'm checking into having Linux installed on my machine at work "as a test" and the CIS boys are happier than clams in mud with the idea. They'd like to move away from the pricey pricey Windows stuff, but Those Higher Up won't let them. Something about fixing stuff all the time that shouldn't be broken in the first place.

Like about a year ago I got sick and tired of being called in on Saturdays to reboot the servers' ups. Then I took a good look at it: an APC unit designed to run one PC was being used to run two servers. Which explained a lot. So I called Liebert (I prefer Liebert, 'cause I think they make the best UPSes even if it does cost a tad more) and ordered up a GXT2 Upstation. $1,300 + the installation of a Hubble connector (that's a direct connection to the Hubble Space Telescope so that we have good GPS location), but the thing will keep FOUR servers working for an hour and we haven't had THAT problem since.

I get plumb annoyed over stuff like that and then I tend to overbuy a little bit....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Teresa
Date: 30 Jan 05 - 02:50 PM

Yeah, the only reason I didn't put Gnu/Linux on my WinXP is that they won't play together. I got a WinXP and then my curiosity got the best of me, but it were too late.

And installing Gnu/Linux (the kind I want with all free software) is a daunting prospect. So I'm sticking to the tricks I know, so I can stay on Mudcat, etc. without a learning curve. I know; I'm lazy. :)

Teresa


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Jan 05 - 02:30 PM

Can I partition my disk and run it on an Intel P4? 'Cause right now I sure can't afford a G5 or better!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Teresa
Date: 30 Jan 05 - 02:26 PM

Love Stallman's vision of "free software". also love the idea of technology being accessible to everyone, and hope the PC will be out of the realm of Heath kits (remember those?) and go to the realm of "push the button; make it happen." Can't have both. [sigh] I guess I will stay with Windows, with the occasional foray to CD-bootable Gnu/linux.

In my heart of hearts, "I'm a gnu; I'm a gnu, the g-nicest work of g-nature in the zoo ..."

Teresa


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Jan 05 - 02:15 PM

You get all the term windows you can eat in MacOS, all the components of an extended BSD UNIX Command set, PLUS a beautiful and easy -to-use graphic interface for the right-brained set. You can grep all day AND mouse all day at the same time!! You can right text-based commands to rlogin via SSH for example, while running streaming quicktimemovies over the internet with just a click.

Best of both worlds, Dude!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Jan 05 - 12:18 PM

Because, Amos, as a ten-year veteran of Unix system Administration, I can deal with Linux better than MAC OSX (which is, I admit, one of the superior OSes).

A few years back I knew a website that made it look like your Windows OS was being replaced with MAC OS (8, I think it was). What it really did was open a new browser window, of course. Dang, but I wish I had that URL again!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Jan 05 - 09:37 AM

What grace, what style!!

Rapaire, by all means go to Linux. Why you would prefer it to the fine OSX I can't say, but rattle and roll, good buddy!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 30 Jan 05 - 07:19 AM

Well done Rapaire for getting the 5900 mark.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Jan 05 - 10:17 PM

Gimme Linux, gimme Linux, keep me free from trash...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Jan 05 - 07:38 PM

I feel your pain, Sir R; although being a Mac OS X user I don't hardly never say those things.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Jan 05 - 07:34 PM

Yes, indeed he did. And with his wife's computer, too, cuz my own is just now barely working.

There I was this morning, posting to Mudcat, when it friz up solid. Well, knowing Windows, I tried to reboot. No luck. So I power cycled.

The Gateway splash screen came up, the XP splashscreen came up, and that was all. They looped.

So after I tried all of my Ubergeek tricks, I reloaded the OS. Now I'm reloading the applications.

Monday I have a service level report due at City Hall, and I just got the data I need late yesterday. Tuesday I have to do a presentation on Vision, Goals, and Planning at the Leadership Institute at Idaho State U.

Can you say, "AHHHHHH, SHIT!!!!"????


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Jan 05 - 06:08 PM

This is 5903; RR's was 5902. Gaia and Rapaire were both heading for 5900 but split the minute between :25 and :26, thus one of them (Gaia as it happens) got displaced to 5901, while Rapaire the Tofu King made 5900.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 29 Jan 05 - 05:39 PM

How can there be two 5900's. I realize everything is possible and explainabe on the MOAB though, so let's just forget that I even asked!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 29 Jan 05 - 05:26 PM

5900 YIPPEE


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Jan 05 - 05:25 PM

5900!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 29 Jan 05 - 05:19 PM


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Jan 05 - 05:12 PM

Mebbe that's on account of how we-un's are invisible to it?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 29 Jan 05 - 04:57 PM

I ain't seen no anguished Jabberwock round these parts in awhile!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 29 Jan 05 - 02:36 PM

But while you're out there, beware the Jabberwock, my son. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 29 Jan 05 - 01:25 AM

'Scuse me if I don't partake of any more Anguish. I have a couple of mome raths that haven't outgrabed in a while and they're getting sorta cranky. Must take them to visit a frumious Bandersnatch tomorrow.

O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Jan 05 - 11:14 PM

MAg,

I'm sorry I hurt your eyes. Here's a translation

ANGUISH:

Ladle-mist muppet
Saturn Nantucket
Schrodinger Kyrison dray.
All lunk homey strider
Unsatisfied buyer
Lawn fry teen-mist mop Ides aweigh!

ENGLISH:

Little Miss Muffett
Sat on a Tuffet
Eating her Curds and Whey
Along came a spider
And sat down beside her
And frightened Miss Muffett away!

(I realize now that the "unsatisfied buyer" line is NOT acceptable, sorry....)

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 28 Jan 05 - 10:57 PM

Amos,
I tried taking one of your phrases and telling the Babel fish to translate it to Greek (you know, as in "it's Greek to me!"). I don't read Greek, and I suspect what happened is that I copied the Greek words for "I feel lucky" or "submit" instead of the actual words I wanted to translate. And then, you saw it for yourself, it wouldn't display without all of the umlauts and .. thingies substituting for the actual Greek alphabet. So I did the html for the Greek letters. Except in the middle of it is "8" because I couldn't figure out what in hell that letter was supposed to be. Not the same as the β.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Jan 05 - 05:46 PM

Friar jerker, friar jerker
Dormer view, dormer view
Sonny lay martini, sonny lay martini,
Drink, drank, drunk,
Dring, drank, drunk.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Jan 05 - 04:11 PM

Well, mine was from English which I yunderstood to be part of the definition; if you were using phonemes for Portuguese or Italian or, more likely, Denebian, I would think you would say so so folks don't half-bats figgering you out!!

On the other hand, you're probably used to it!!:D


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 28 Jan 05 - 03:31 PM

Δεν βρέθηκαν λέξεις

Δεν βρε8ηκαν λεξειζ


I haven't a clue what this is, but the html is supposed to represent what the Western fonts can't display.

(Thanks for the backchannel note--I was yanking chains back as much as mine was rattled--no harm done!)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Teresa
Date: 28 Jan 05 - 03:03 PM

Woops, sorry, SRS. Visual jokes are lost on me, too!   :)

Teresa


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 28 Jan 05 - 02:08 PM

For those of us who are dyslexic (of my variety--there are lots of types), the last few entries are almost incomprehensible. What you have to realize is that our eyes/brains have a habit of occasionally converting regular text into gibberish, so we have to reread what we just read to see what it was really supposed to be. So when you remove a step and make it gibberish without the aid of our brains, and we do our normal step to convert it into something else, we're two removes away from the original and can't make head nor toes of most of it.

Amos wrote:

    Ladle-mist muppet
    Saturn Nantucket
    Schrodinger Kyrison dray.
    All lunk homey strider
    Unsatisfied buyer
    Lawn fry teen-mist mop Ides aweigh!


SRS sees:

    Κουτάλα-υδρονέφωση muppet
    Κρόνος Nantucket Schrodinger Kyrison dray.
    Όλη lunk η σπιτική σφουγγαρίστρα
    Ides έφηβος-υδρονέφωσης τηγανητών
    χορτοταπήτων αγοραστών strider
    ανικανοποίητη aweigh!

    Just so you know!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Jan 05 - 01:27 PM

Anguish needn't be in English, Amos....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Jan 05 - 01:22 PM

Those last two qwere eaningless, right? Dinkum legate know??



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Jan 05 - 01:15 PM

5885!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Jan 05 - 01:15 PM

Fry? Dinkum legate know.


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