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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Amos 14 Apr 04 - 04:49 PM
Little Hawk 14 Apr 04 - 03:52 PM
GUEST,MMario 14 Apr 04 - 03:46 PM
Rapparee 14 Apr 04 - 03:40 PM
Amos 14 Apr 04 - 03:28 PM
GUEST,MMario 14 Apr 04 - 03:28 PM
Little Hawk 14 Apr 04 - 03:24 PM
GUEST 14 Apr 04 - 02:11 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 14 Apr 04 - 01:57 PM
Amos 14 Apr 04 - 01:27 PM
Little Hawk 14 Apr 04 - 12:47 PM
CarolC 14 Apr 04 - 12:45 PM
GUEST,MMario 14 Apr 04 - 12:26 PM
Little Hawk 14 Apr 04 - 12:12 PM
Amos 14 Apr 04 - 12:29 AM
CarolC 13 Apr 04 - 10:44 PM
CarolC 13 Apr 04 - 10:42 PM
Rapparee 13 Apr 04 - 10:25 PM
Acme 13 Apr 04 - 10:05 PM
Amos 13 Apr 04 - 06:57 PM
Rapparee 13 Apr 04 - 05:23 PM
GUEST,MMario 13 Apr 04 - 04:16 PM
Little Hawk 13 Apr 04 - 04:12 PM
Amos 13 Apr 04 - 03:54 PM
Rapparee 13 Apr 04 - 03:47 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Apr 04 - 04:49 PM

Rapaire:

If you really are the secret source behind all the mechanisms of my existence there are a few management issues you and I need to discuss. For one thing, the ration of energy out to energy in from the environment in the form of revenue is entirely unsatisfactory. In Solipsists' Handbook and Guidelines, Third Edition, second chapter, it clearly says that exertion should approach zero while reward approaches infinity. You seem to have been asleep the day this material was covered and subsequently gotten these two values inverted. Please see this gets corrected. Also, my quanta of sheer inexplicable good luck seems to have dininshed since I turned fifty, and this seems injust and inapprorpiate to me. Please correct this.

Thanks very much,

Your respectful creation,

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Apr 04 - 03:52 PM

Heh!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 14 Apr 04 - 03:46 PM

THAT premise I can live with. But Shatner as the One Consciousness. No. Never.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Apr 04 - 03:40 PM

But...I told all of you long ago that I created you and Billy-Bob Shatner. Me. Personally. Without me you wouldn't exist. Without me, this Universe wouldn't exist. Without me to think me up, I wouldn't exist. Even when I go away, I'm always here.

Yes, you're welcome -- you needn't thank me for your pitiful existences.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Apr 04 - 03:28 PM

Dear god, what an insufferable thought, Little Hawk; this is the sort of self-indulgent delusory hallucination that gives even the MOAB a bad reputation!! Snap out of it, man!!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 14 Apr 04 - 03:28 PM

oh god - THAT last posting is gonna give me nightmares for WEEKS, LH!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Apr 04 - 03:24 PM

Actually, it's Shatner. He created all of this. We are merely acting out bit parts in William's dream.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 14 Apr 04 - 02:11 PM

I have a great imagination! I astound myself. sometimes I just have to give myself a pat on the back in congratulations.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 14 Apr 04 - 01:57 PM

Only three weeks 'til Mom's birthday!

YIPPEEEEE!!!!!

Perhaps it's time we gave some serious though to rescuing khandu from his tormentors on Toledo.

On second thought, screw it! Khandu ain't worth goin' to Toledo.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Apr 04 - 01:27 PM

The big question is not that it is evolving into a solipsistic exercise, I would submit, but WHOSE solipsism is involved. Someone's gotta take the blame for all this BS!!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Apr 04 - 12:47 PM

Hmmm...yes, I see what you mean. I'm gonna have to rethink that.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: CarolC
Date: 14 Apr 04 - 12:45 PM

This thread is devolving into the most egregious exercise in solipsism that I have ever seen...

You make it sound like that's a bad thing.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 14 Apr 04 - 12:26 PM

solipsism ? I think we have a great amount of real, vital communication going here. solipsism indeed! Hmmmph!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Apr 04 - 12:12 PM

This thread is devolving into the most egregious exercise in solipsism that I have ever seen...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Apr 04 - 12:29 AM

Right on, ladies, write on!

Sigh...I jus' loves MOABbers!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: CarolC
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 10:44 PM

Write?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: CarolC
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 10:42 PM

With magic crayons, everybody can be Superman


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 10:25 PM

I do hope that she didn't make it Thor for you, Amos. Back then it could take a long time to cure.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 10:05 PM

groan. . . that is so bad, Amos!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 06:57 PM

As my first girlfriend in high school told me after Prom Night, "You're Thor?? I can hardly thtand up!!!"

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 05:23 PM

Those who wrestled Odin ended up might Thor indeed. All the gods and goddesses would gather 'round and wish the contestants "Good Loki!" 'cause it would be a Freya match with no holds barred. Why, you could gouge eyes and even pull hair until your opponent was Baldur than anything.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 04:16 PM

Many of the Norse gods wrestled, didn't they? Thor, Loki


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 04:12 PM

You two should go to San Francisco and get married... :-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 03:54 PM

Often invited, but never accepted, thanks. I can't afford to make the other Gods jealous...


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 03:47 PM

You've never been invited to dinner in Valhalla, have you? And as for vanity, well, you obviously haven't met Freya. Or Baldur.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 03:37 PM

The Gods are not vain, Rapaire -- at least, not the true ones...and I don't think they wrestle, actually.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 02:06 PM

Ja, ja, Liebenscheiss, I vill debate der juice mit you. As Schiller says, "Mit der Dummheit kampfen Gotter selbst vergebens."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 01:07 PM

Ach, mein schotz, I haff not had der onner off meetink Misch Morton, budt ve mussdt dishcuss dis fixation mit der juices, ya?

Liebenscheiss


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 12:18 PM

Nein, nein, not der chelly roll. Vait, nein, Chelly Roll Morton, dat's different!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 10:15 AM

Vell, Rapire. perhapps you are obschessing on der natcher off juices, ya? Undt how do you feel von der Chelly Roll?

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 09:34 AM

No. It was somebody else. Maybe the guy who wrote under the pen names of Edith Wharton and Bessie May Furquart.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 09:30 AM

April 2002: This guy???

The Federal Bureau of Investigation today placed James Spencer Springette on its "Ten Most Wanted Fugitives" list. Springette was charged in the Southern District of Georgia in October of 1998 for conspiracy to import cocaine hydrochloride and cocaine base, conspiracy to distribute cocaine, and conspiracy to launder monetary instruments. He should be considered armed and dangerous and an escape risk.


James Spencer Springette has allegedly been the leader of a large Caribbean-based drug-smuggling organization since 1991. He is thought to be responsible for the importation of large amounts of cocaine from Colombia which are reportedly airdropped into the Caribbean, divided into smaller quantities, and transported by couriers to Atlanta, Georgia, and other cities in the United States. He is also wanted for acts of violence including the attempted murder of
a police officer in the British Virgin Islands.


On January 30, 1999, Springette was located and arrested in Medellin, Colombia. While waiting extradition, he escaped from La Picota maximum security prison in Bogota, Colombia, on March 1, 2000 and remains a fugitive.


James Spencer Springette is described as a 5'11", 240 pounds, with brown hair and brown eyes. He was born in St. Thomas, U.S. Virgin Islands, on
August 18, 1960. Springette has ties to the U.S. and British Virgin Islands, other islands in the Caribbean, Venezuela, Panama, Colombia, France, and The United Kingdom. He also has ties to the Southeast region of the United States, specifically the Augusta/Atlanta, Georgia; Norfolk, Virginia; and Miami, Florida areas. Springette speaks both English and Spanish and is known to have facial hair.


Springette uses the following aliases: Elmo Brady, Elmo Brandy, Kyle Pierce,
Elmo Spencer, Kent Worwell, Kent Worrel, Shawn Pickering, Brian Miller, Jimmy Springette, Jimi Springette, James Spencer, Spencer Springer, Efram Zoran Johnson, Everson Weberson, Spencer Springette, "Jimmy," "Juice," "Seagal," "Jimmy the Juice," and "Uncle."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 09:05 AM

As Jimmy Juice, the weird novelist wrote in his whaling classic Finny Guns Awake, "Big Momma Moab of the southern clans freed Men's minds to live in the broadest way imaginable, but way, way, too far back for Benson and Hedges, before Juicy and the Judges had given us hit numbers or Elvis had commited to Colonel Tom."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 08:51 AM

"No, I am sorry -- even if your wife is pregnant I still don't have a room. Sorry, no. Well....I suppose I could let you lodge in a bulkhead. Yes, that's be all right....and those friggin' wise guys you brought with you, too..."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 03:30 AM

Big Momma MOAB
the suckling of the boob.
Have the children become
a creative mood?
To justify a cause
all in the great Shatner's name.
Makes a vintage clause,
that suckling is the game.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 01:13 AM

It would necessarily have to be a fairly thick bulkhead.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 12:52 AM

Beam him down, Scotty. Don't worry if he lodges in a bulkhead.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,James T. Kirk
Date: 13 Apr 04 - 12:02 AM

AS WE BOLDLY GO WHERE NO THREAD HAS GONE BEFORE!!!!

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 11:33 PM

MOAB POST 2600 !!!




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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 11:32 PM

Get in here and post the ineluctable3, imponerable, impregnable and enviable....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 11:31 PM

You would have to be a damned fool to let some Fred or Otherwise Serious Entity...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 11:30 PM

And just so it is aBSOLUTELY CLEAR how important the MOAB is around here...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 11:19 PM

Hand painted Elvis on velvet, or a Keane Kid? You can have mny eye-teeth, man!! Just tell me where to send them!! I laways used to believe, thanks to Walter Keane, that we were close descendants of barn owls.

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST, Bubba Bubba
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 10:16 PM

Bee-Dubya, honey, I jist thought I'd mention that I ain't dead. That wasn't me in the IG Jumper what blew up and took out Seattle. I've had to lay low for a bit 'cause they were after me, but them freds have all left now and I can tell you that I'm still panting for you. I'm rounding up another labrador and will be working my way southward to you. Stay tuned, as they say............................


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 07:39 PM

I've been to Paris, but didn't see anything like a river there. There was Scotty's Diner Get Gas and the park, though. I don't think that there is a river called "Seine" anywhere in Missouri, in fact.

As for a Left Bank -- shucks, there ain't been ANY bank in Paris since Jesse and Frank James knocked over the Farmer's Bank there back in, oh 1878 or so.

There used to a an arty-type lady there who painted big-eyed kids and sad clowns on velvet. I might be able to find you one, Amos, if you'd like. Maybe even an Elvis!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 07:38 PM

Hi ya'll. Howzit hangin'? Just got in from 4-days away from home. Must sleep. Will BS later.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 06:21 PM

Ask the man who's been in one!

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 06:06 PM

The Seine is the river that runs through Paris, France. It's a notable hangout for artistic types, specially the famous Left Bank.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 05:36 PM

That's what we used to get the minnows out of the creek. A seine.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Shlio
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 05:28 PM

Where is the Seine?


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